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>>14756268
You have fat fucks to blame for that also how will fat fucks ever recover?

>>14756284
Cope eating

Not AYCE sushi get fucked loser. West Coast best Coast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2dmfnSarDI

Golden corral is still open and still filled with old people.

Golden corral is still open and still filled with old people.

"All You Can Eat" is an idea invented by kikes to inject amerimutt arteries with soy oil.

>t. based afghan

>>14756464
do you ever stop and think before opening your stupid fucking mouth?

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Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)22:31:06 No.14756268▶>>14756284
>mfw "All you can eat" is dead
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Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)22:38:25 No.14756284▶>>14756416
>>14756268 (OP)
You have fat fucks to blame for that also how will fat fucks ever recover?
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Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)23:19:55 No.14756416▶
>>14756284
Cope eating
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Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)23:21:16 No.14756420▶
Not AYCE sushi get fucked loser. West Coast best Coast.
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Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)23:28:05 No.14756442▶
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Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)23:31:36 No.14756451▶
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Golden corral is still open and still filled with old people.
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Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)23:37:49 No.14756464▶>>14756497
"All You Can Eat" is an idea invented by kikes to inject amerimutt arteries with soy oil.

>t. based afghan
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Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)23:44:46 No.14756497▶
>>14756464
do you ever stop and think before opening your stupid fucking mouth?

>>14756500
I replied to them all daddy did i do good?

>>14756497
>t. offended jew

>>14756505
cringe

All you can eat is nasty anyways.

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOF

>>14756538
This. Why go eat at a place where butt fingered kids have free rain to put thier hands in all the food. Of corse this is a parenting issue but lets be honest people dont give a shit about thier kids because they are not necessary in the modern world and only serve as another bonus check once a year.

>>14756464
based, are you taliban? if so, how many ameriflap soldiers have you killed

>>14756545
kekd

>>14756268
Sneed

>really like going to buffets
>i'll skip dinner the day before and not eat anything except for the buffet that day and most likely skip breakfast the next morning
>just have a big appetite and like eating a lot of different foods
>didn't have enough food sometimes as a kid so really enjoy not having to worry about that during the time there
>they've all mostly shut down because of the restrictions
>figure out i have a sugar intolerance and have to be on an extremely strict diet now and can't go to a buffet now anyway
fug :DDDD

>>14756420
>West Coast best Coast.

Aren't you guys on fire, right now?

>>14757267
>He can no longer run his steak under the chocolaye fountain

The Mongolian grill in town just opened back up, actually. Thanks for the reminder.

>>14756545
Ironically I'd say PIzza Hut is the best all you can eat by far
Typically fucking nobody eating there, they put the pizzas out at the same time and have timers on when to swap out fresh pizzas, you can ask them to make one you want if the ones out there aren't what you want
And it's pretty cheap if you can actually put down a decent amount.

>>14756268
>tfw get arrested for opening an underground all you can eat speakeasy

>>14757288
Pretty sick burn.

more like all you can sneed

>>14756268
Americans crying themselves to sleep
"Where I get my calories now?!!!!!"

>>14757227
thanks for this post

>>14756552
>butt fingered kids have free rain
>free rain

Do Americans in some places have to pay for rain?
The state of the USA.......

>>14756755
Shut the fuck up you little keyboard warrior.
Just because you can type out "based", doesn't mean you can talk with the adults here.
BTW, mommy is calling you, your tendies are ready, better go and wash your hands.

>>14757288
Hey, at least something is happening on the West Coast, over your way it's an event if a tumbleweed goes down the main street.

>>14757759
Its illegal to collect rain water

>>14757931
depends on the state, usually you only have issues like that in states where droughts are common

>>14756464
How based can one man be?

>>14757715
OH SHIT!

>>14756464
>t. based afghan
go fuck a 9 year old boy then have US troops ignore it for taliban information ya pervert

>>14757790
>Hey, at least something is happening on the West Coast, over your way it's an event if a tumbleweed goes down the main street.

My way is Chicago. We've got plenty going on. None of it is good, but I'd never claim that Chicago is best.

>>14757759
>The state of the USA......
?? There are 50?

Do they security at these all you can eat places? What's stopping someone from coming in with a lot of tupperware and clearing the place out?

>>14757489
truly dark times

>>14756420
OP here, that is pretty much what i was referring to. but honestly i miss any kind of ayce

Bro you think youve got it bad? The only buffets avaliable to be are $80+ covers. Sure theyre nice but the only other choice is the free buffet

>>14756451
Amazing. My gf and i drove past a golden corral the other day and we were wondering how buffets are working with covid.

>>14759146
Someone would kindly come and tell you you're not allowed to do that. If you continued, they would call the police and you'd get btfo'd, fat shit.

>>14759146
then you have to pay by the lb. that's actually an option in some places, yknow.

>>14756268
ain't dead. find your nearest brazillian steakhouse and enjoy paradise
>texas de brazil
>rodizio's
>fogo de ciao
>whatever

>>14756268
Ruth bader Ginsberg is dead too. But that's awesome, because TRUMP (pbuh) is going to appoint a white nationalist.

>>14756268
I know its bad, but I miss the Garden Buffett at Main Street Station in Vegas.

I miss their Portuguese sausage, the fried chicken, the little blintzs, getting chinese, hawiaan, and anythign else for breakfast. And of course, the eggs with the consistency of American cheese.

>>14756268
olive garden is still doing unlimited soup salad breadsticks. I feel bad for the poor drivers

>>14761161
I hear ya. Family always used to stay at the California, but went over to Main St. for the buffet. Debased myself countless times there.

>>14759146
What's to stop you from walking into a 7-11 grabbing a bunch of shit and walking out?
What's to stop you from just walking out with a TV from walmart, the 90 year old fuck at the door?
What's to stop you from just walking into a public school, taking a shit on the floor and then walking out?

>>14757288
anon when are we NOT on fire?

>>14759146
>What's stopping someone from coming in with a lot of tupperware and clearing the place out?
lost my shit at the mental image of somebody actually doing this

All my Australians remember this place

>>14761281
>Smorgy's
what an australian word. i love you guys

>>14761281
faaark what a throwback

>>14761247
if there's a problem with racism how come blacks don't wear whiteface?

>>14761776
Have you not seen White Chicks?

>>14757772
Damn, Amerifriend, get your insuline shot.

>>14756268
They are making a comeback on Argentina, though they are 9 out of 10 times Chinese owned.

>>14757790
Watching tumbleweeds is more interesting than anything a californian has to say. Speaking of, stay in your containment zone and stop spreading to other states like a rat plague.

>>14756451
I had a friend who used to work at Golden Corral and one time he told me that he asked his manager if he could give her a "hot beef injection"

He also told me that the standards of sanitation were abysmal, they would throw out tons of food at the end of the night, and sometimes he would find people rooting in the dumpster behind the restaurant looking for scraps

>>14763700
>implying that this state isn't full of tourists from your flyover walmart meth towns

All the buffets around me are open like nothings happened though.

>>14757596
What you described sounds like Cici's to me

I remember being a kid and there was a bad hurricane and we didn't have power for like five days and we went to the chinese buffet for dinner and I was really into yugioh and I ate a lot of ice cream I want that again in my life yes please thank you

>>14763844
>they would throw out tons of food
>he would find people rooting in the dumpster behind the restaurant looking for scraps
What did they expect?

>>14757759
ew you finger kids?

>>14756268
just eat salt, water and suck on rocks for minerals
stone soup is a real thing

>>14764644
WHERE??!! im buying a ticket to where this is.

>>14756420
i cant wait until the san andreas fault shakes like a crackhead and all you godless fucks get a one-way ticket to poseidon's palace

>>14756284
the appeal to "all you can eat" is that you get to eat 30 different things in one hour, a thin person can enjoy it just as much

>>14763844
Spray bleach water / floor mop water on everything. It keeps the scavengers at bay.

>>14757227
Based

>>14756451
whats up with old peoples obsession with all you can eats

>>14766177
I understand why people don’t like feeding the homeless but knowing that people would rather pour bleach on food than let some hungry dude eat is sad.

>>14766125
neat, i love ayce seafood

>>14766804
that til death appreciation of a good deal and/or a dwindling retirement budget?

>>14765770
You wouldnt want to its a pretty small boring town.

>>14766125

If it ends up being Yellowstone, it won't matter where you are. Everyone will feel the effects of that.

>>14756268
Ruth Bader Ginsberg is dead. Rest in peace my hero.

My idol. My inspiration. Why oh why did racism win?

>>14768709
what;s that have to do with buffets closing?

>>14769908
Don't care still voting trump

>>14770114
Are you a shy trump voter?

>>14766177
Capitalism is based!