/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Spoilers: all webm threads are for shitposting. No one here actually cooks.

>>14755972
But we all eat.

>>14755960
Glorious Nippon BTFO'ing the rest of the world yet again

>>14756017
They do it all better.

>>14756074
thats nigiri, not a roll

>>14756074
That's just fucking dumb

>>14756145
seared wagyu nigiri is great
im sure the egg is nice, not sure if it would b better with it though

>>14755960
the wasabi at the end is genius. i forgot about it being a mustard

>>14756208
Upsetting

>>14756208
>people actually like this shit

>>14757386
>people actually call this art

>>14757427
No, they call it satire.

>>14756074
>>14756145
I'm sure it's way overpriced, but that I'd hit it.

>>14757386
Isn't it a bit annoying to experience your whole life through the viewfinder of your smartphone/camera? Why are people so obsessed with recording every single thing they experience?

>>14757802
for normalniggers it's not about the experience, it's about telling and showing people you were there

>>14757819
What a cynical view. I can enjoy something, and if I think the people in my life would enjoy it too I want to share a part of that with them.

You need to grow up and have a life.

>>14757386
What the fuck is this shit

>>14756208
Fuck off

>>14757819
nice cope nigger

>>14758234
Sorry, meant to quote >>14757842

>>14757386
I like eating at fancy places and i always worry I'm going to accidentally end up at a place like this, i would not be able to keep a straight face while this shit went down in front of me.

>>14758243
>>14758234
>bitter alone anon can't even quote right
I just feel sorry for you.

>>14758259
Have fun making videos for your friends, tard.

>>14758288
Thanks, I will, and they enjoy it too :)

>>14756074
meme and probably way too pricey, but looks delicious

>>14758259
So that's why my pizza looks like shit?

>>14756208
That would be $500 sir + tip

>>14758525
this is the single most retarded thing ive ever seen

>>14758654
Looks neat, I'd buy one.

>>14758654
But it's a over priced toaster or can I bake bread there?

>>14758670
it's just a glorified oven with bluetooth and shid

>>14758654
The Lancer evo died for this.

>>14756208
>>14757386
this is why the world is fucked up

>>14756208
>>14757386
You can get a large audience together for a strip-tease act—that is, to watch a girl undress on the stage. Now suppose you came to a country where you could fill a theatre by simply bringing a covered plate on to the stage and then slowly lifting the cover so as to let every one see, just before the lights went out, that it contained a mutton chop or a bit of bacon, would you not think that in that country something had gone wrong with the appetite for food?

>>14758702
I mean it's better than most other "innovations" that came out recently.
Having a oven that is easily accessible by app seems like a good idea as long as it works without it as well.

>>14757427
More like "fart" amirite guys?!

>>14760332
women were a mistake

>>14755960
I'm going to be honest. That looks terrible.
They boiled the flavor out of the meat and then added a shit load of sugar.

>>14760389
great that you've come out of the closet, bro.

>>14758654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAbz9mfaj0
You can't not link the AvE vid on this.

>>14760389
imagine your wife makes these for the kids. pretty cute

>>14758259
>oversauced
>overcheesed
>overtopped
i've seen folks who can do 30 seconds, sure. But this is just cheating.

>>14757386
shoutout to my angel nigga

>>14757810
>tfw you crave that mineral

>>14758670
DRM toaster oven? Pog

>>14758290
women shouldn't be allowed on this site

>>14755978
I love watching people genuinely enjoy food.

>>14758654
>>14758670
I'm gonna miss stupid luxury shit like this when the next Great Depression starts after the Civil War.

>>14757386
Where the fuck is the SOUL

>>14755978
but first we feast

>>14758654
>an enclosed hot plate
Cool now I can make french toast in my bedroom

>>14763175
Wait, you don't do this already?

>>14757783
>That one dude brings his smelly-ass dog to a workplace environment.
Dog owners are such humongous fucking faggots.

>no mirin
>no ajinomoto
>eggs aren't soft boiled
>pressure cooker
>Japanese cooking 101

A Japanese chef would stab you for this.

>>14757842
Too much sauce and Mayo does not belong on a hotdog

>>14761978
bone marrow is so damn good

>>14759699
>vegan
>milk
?

>>14763597
It's most probably vegetable milk but I have no idea. Also, it did look too white.
Can otherwise be replaced with water.

>>14763597
Could be almond or oat. They can look white.

>>14758670
>>14761797
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/

>>14761183
he will never have a wife or kids

>>14759611
So much fucking pepper jesus christ

>>14761175
It's always nice to see him get excited.

>>14759699
wtf is wrong with vegans that makes them do this? It's fried tofu. Just call it fried tofu. There's zero fucking reason to call it a "vegan fish finger". You're not fooling anyone.

This thread is both filthy gay and lacking webms. Hope it gets cooked like sidewalk fish

>>14758525
>could you pass me the salt please?
>nah m8, internet is down

>>14762062
optimistic to think you'll survive a war.

>>14764097
I'm in the South so yes I will.

>>14758525
This the the Onion went too far. Right??

>>14763281
ok

>>14760355
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>>14764245
epic

>>14764245
>eating right out of the pan

>>14758251

Why try to keep a straight face? I would laugh in their face.

>>14758259

The impressive part is how he makes a round pizza dough so quickly. Takes me forever to stretch the dough, and it still ends up looking like some mishapened mess.

>>14758654

This shit is basically a hotplate with a rubber gasket.

I can't wait for the chinese to copy this shit and sell it for $20.

>>14764403
It's not that impressive. When your job involves a constant repetitive task it becomes second nature. I worked in a call centre inputting the results of surveys and I could do that shit on complete autopilot.

>>14764421
AvE did a tear-down and actually liked it. Seems to be one of the cases where you get what you pay for.
>>14761175

>>14759611
"we're gonna add just a little bit of salt"

>>14763963
Nigga what? Is that fucking stonefish on the goddamn sidewalk?

>>14757386
>Throws shit on the table
>$500 please

>>14764482
This

>>14763597
Looks pretty watery, so it's most likely almond.

>>14763963
>your boiled rock, sir

>>14758525
>smart salt shaker
>you don't even shake the salt out

>>14760389
I want some cute little mummy pigsprings

>>14757386
"here's your desert you fucking cunts, now eat it and fuck off!"

>>14757386
Second guy at least seems to know it's bullshit designed to bilk money out of asian hipsters and nothing more. No pretenses.

>>14758654
can i make kimchi grilled cheeses with it?

>>14756074
what the fuck about this is a deconstruction?

>>14757386
I ate at Alinea. Some of the courses were truly mind blowing, texture and flavor experiences I'd really never had before. many of them were just good-okay. We had this dessert course as well as the candy balloons. This was an interesting thing as a performance because they combine it with music and a sort of light show. It's theatre. The dessert itself was just okay, nothing to shout about. On the other hand, the candy balloons were pure fun. They tasted like green apple and were really just an experience of joy inhaling helium with my family after drinking great wines all night and just having a blast. As a dessert? Kind of tasty. As an experience? Inventive, joyful, amazing. The BEST thing I had all night was a savory parmegiano-reggiano doughnut with shaved walnut. Go there if you're looking for to spend a fuckton of money on imaginative sensory theatre, not if you're hungry and want good food

>>14764482
So he practiced a thing and got good and that concept is unworthy of praise? I guess all musicians, chefs, painters etc etc aren't that impressive.

>it's your job and you just kept doing it til you were good, big deal

>>14768211
Is that book better than semenology and natural harvest? I was so disappointed by those two.

>>14755960

Holy fuck based. I'm gonna try that. Looks good af

>>14755978
koreans are hideous.

>>14758259
I worked at Domino's for 3 years; can confirm that this is what it typically looks like every night from 5pm to 8pm.

Normally, we have three minutes max from the moment an order is placed to getting the food into the oven. We're supposed to use a scale to weigh cheese (5 oz for medium and 7 oz for large), but we usually just eyeball it once SHTF during the dinner rush.

>>14768725

>>14756208
FREE-TOSS
YAH
DELICIOUS
RUSTIC
AUTHENTIC
BEAUTIFUW

>>14769750
OwO

>>14757842
I recorded fireworks on my phone once, then I realized how dumb it was to do so. Unless if you make money off of being an e-celeb, you're there to experience things yourself, not show it off to people who care little about you.

webms plase

>>14757783

>>14759699
My autism got triggered by the way she cut the tofu. Either cut from point a to point b, or don't do it at all

>>14757842
Literal retard fishing for social media attention. Just kill yourself you tool

>>14770173
What are you talking about anon?
It's just halving.

>>14756208
I could cook you shit that would make your toes curl... But that's not it

>>14757386
Imagine going home at night, clutching your pillow, crying...because this is the best you've achieved in life

>>14755960
a southern woman may be the most naturally tutored specimen to handle difficult melons

>>14757810
Everyone, embrace your inner goat.

>>14758259
Faster...Serve the Master..
Still get minimum wage Hmmm

>>14758832
Horror. Have an "03

>>14758259
I could do that in the same amount of time without throwing fucking 2lbs of cheese everywhere.

The dough is also probably uneven as shit.

>>14757810
GODDAMN YOU MONGORIAN GOATS, GET OFF MY CHITTY WALL

>>14758259
Imagine working this hard for like 10 bucks an hour

What the fuck is wrong with these wagies

>>14757842
I hate you and everyone in your life

Share that with them

This entire thread is pure soyweeb.
How do you shitcunts live with yourselves?

>>14770986
honestly on the edge of my seat watching this, pls no cut self lass

>>14766559
The cheese would probably melt. Probably.

>>14771515
With lots of soy and ginger

>>14758259
imagine getting semolina everywhere

>>14757810
That drop made my asshole clench harder than a cheerleader on prom night getting wrong holed.

>>14755960
am I the only one who doesn't actually like pork belly? I find it way too fatty and in that bad way where it's hard to eat.

>>14763296
>>14761978
take a bit of bone marrow from a soup/stew and spread it on some toast
swear to god I could live on that combo

>>14757842
>>14758234
Hes right in general sense of the younger generation. Sadly.

>>14764213
I thought so too but...
http://www.mysmalt.com/

>>14755960
>all that sugar
no thanks

>>14770173
What the fuck are you on about ?

>>14759699
>vegan fish fingers without using any seaweed
That's just fried tofu there was close to no effort put into it.
pic related, it's a vegan fish filet I made recently and it's pretty great. 1/2

>>14772723
2/2
It was delicious with a bit of tartare sauce on the side.

>>14760332
>Bitch has 4 arms

>>14757386
>/sp/ apoplectic over chef grant achatz
ate at his place in chiraq, was delicious. /sp/ tacobellfags can get fucked

>>14770986
Fucking A. I baked spaghetti squash for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and it was fucking murder. I'm no chef but I know how to keep a goddamn knife sharp and cared for and I only had slightly more success than she did.

Seriously fuck spaghetti squash and get a goddamn culinary chainsaw.

>>14755960
>Americlap recipes disguised as Japanese

>>14774778
Go back to Redd/int/.

>>14756074
raw beef and an undercooked egg on rice whoop de fucking do

>>14756074
>wagyu
>thin cut and torched

>>14773858
Mmmmm, Turkish mud.

>>14758251
This is why I like fancy (authentic) Japanese restaurants. No bullshit - just fresh ingredients and good flavours with nice presentation.
European cuisine is supposed to be rustic.

>>14769750
Man I haven't had a cream soda in a while. Sounds good.

>>14774829
>raw

>>14757810
>>14771743
whyyyy

>>14755960
Maybe I'm just an idiot but if you cook an already cooked egg that long with the beacon, doesn't the yolk go terribly dry? It certainly looks dry at the end?

>>14757810
>Skyrim physics

>>14776941
What movie is it from ?

>>14771494
dominos has pizza competitions once a year and gives out like $3k to the winner.

>>14758654
what kind of bread is that?

>>14777049
That's kind of the point, but if you don't like it dry, you can always adjust cooking time to your own liking. That's the fun part about cooking your own food, you can cook it exactly the way you want it to be.

>>14774650
get a chinese cleaver. works better than the tip of a knife

>>14777212
kim's convenience, a canadian sitcom

>>14763963
Oh my God it's still flapping

>>14764562
What, you've never been out on a walk while stumbling across a perfectly fine stonefish chilling on the sidewalk just waiting to be cooked?

>>14772725
Looks really good anon. Well done.

>>14767104
Im waiting for it
>>14769890
What's in the glass? Vodka?

>>14757783
I didn't know Israel had Little Caesars

>>14755972
I actually cook but in I haven't learned a single thing on /ck/. I'm only here to laugh at autistic american manchildren.

>>14760332
>not rotating the sausage
infuriating

Anyone got the big guy in a fast food place scarfing his giant meal down juxtaposed to the guy dabbing a napkin on his pizza and taking small nibbles?

>>14769890
what a chad.

>>14778982
shes cute

>>14774778
Pork kakuni is a Japanese-Chinese dish you uneducated faggot.

>>14774778
>americlap
What?

>>14762052
I know, right? I half expected the typical japanese meme girl response of squealing and hiding behind their hands while poking it with a chopstick.

>>14756208
The ONLY way I can see this working is if the chef's made all of those components by hand out of good ingredients. It would look kind of like shit, but would taste amazing.

>>14756074
>Eggs and bacon on rice
>"It's deconstructed bro!"
What?

>>14758259
>he genuinely thinks he's impressing that girl but she couldn't give a shit

>>14774788
>>14780207
>boiled pork with diabetic-coma levels of sugar is a Japanese-Chinese dish
Ameriblob cope

>>14780439
>boiled pork with diabetic-coma levels of sugar is a Japanese-Chinese dish
Yes.

>>14758525
is that dude cooking breakfast for his wife and her boyfriend?

>>14767601
Very rare post

>>14763201
GAINS

>>14770986
and this is why we sharpen our knives

>>14759699
>"vegan"
>uses milk, yeast, and garlic

???

>>14781281
Garlic isn't vegan?

>>14781317
doesn't it come from whale blubber?

>>14781350
that looks like shit

>>14781350
>order scrambled eggs
>get egg sauce

>>14781333
I can't tell if this is bait or not.

>>14764048
audible kek

>>14781350
This guy has to be the most retarded pseud "chef" in existence.

>>14781419
i read somewhere that it comes from whale blubber idk

>>14755972
I cook something new for my family every week, but I get the sense that you're generally right.

>>14756074
>making a version of sushi that you can't eat with your hands
ai

>>14768725
ly hot

>>14756208
Based soulless memers taking tasteless businesspeople for a ride

>>14757386
>that will be $2000

>>14766347
Based Pollockposter

>>14757810
What's the cullinary equivalent of being a coomer who'll go to any length to get their flavour?

>>14757842
You know you can capture experiences with this thing called your memory, that removes the extraneous details, and then convey your experiences to others with this technique called telling them about it, that also means that you need only include the relevant parts. Your renderings of the experience can actually get better and better as you get more practice.

>>14764562
Ahhh the WVT MVRKETS of ZHVONGGUO

>>14767601
Based post.

>>14764652
I made the zucchini noodle recipe in this webm for lunch today (because it only took like 2 minutes to make and I had the stuff lying around) and I have to say that the peanut sauce smells and tastes like feet. So unless you are into that sort of thing I wouldn't recommend it

>>14771494
You can take pride in doing good work.

>>14767104
How does he get off the golden throne without breaking the imperium?

>>14776941
All valuable advice.

>>14781350
I'm starting to think he can only make scotch eggs.

>>14781350
The funny thing is that this really is the best way to make eggs, a creamy soft scramble is incredible, lots of french chefs do it

But he totally fucks it up in this clip, it comes out watery and uneven

>>14781718
shoo shoo retard

>>14757810
dis nigga climin

>>14763201
Drop the sugar filled bbq sauce and this isn't the worst thing for you. Maybe don't eat 4 of them though.

>>14769895
#metoo

>>14779203
That is the single most BASED way to cook I have ever seen

>>14781333

>>14781350

That dumb faggot that keeps nodding his head for goodboy points

>>14778982
I remember this from...?

>>14777416
>a canadian sitcom
>canadian

>>14777374
Wow, 3 whole Ks?! And all I gotta do is work my ass off at a shithole like Domino's? Sign me the fuck up familia!

>>14757386
I probably would have asked them to stop when he started putting the asbestos on the table

>>14770986
Why not just use a bread knife and saw it?

>>14755960
>hong shao rou with eggs but made badly

>>14764245
>gook sloppashit

>>14762052
Same here bro. Especially American food.

>>14770986
Is her knife just dull or is she trying to cut into an unripe gourd?

>>14781350
I don't mind runny eggs or even raw eggs, but that comes out more as egg sauce. It's like he's going for the texture of a french omelet, but just ends up with undercooked eggs.

>>14758525
This has an indiegogo and a website but I'm still convinced its a joke.

>>14783781
i'm convinced some of these retarded tech startups are just money laundering using nerds as useful idiots to develop and push products that were planned to fail by the investors

>>14760389
If my mom made me weiner wrap mummies when I was a kid I'd have been fucking stoked. Get neck-kneeled by a based cop, retard.

>>14763175
Just use a George Foreman grill, bro

>>14781807
this mindset is a trick of the jews. your labor has value. if you do good work you should be rewarded for it. getting a fuzzy feeling inside is nothing more than golem cope

>>14758670
wow, over 600!
a typical grocery store carries over 40 THOUSAND items.
this covers 1.5% of that.

>>14757810
>You will never risk your life climbing a sheer cliff face just to lick rocks

>>14755960

Where do I get proper pork belly? Is it all generally the same? When I get it a KBBQ and cook it, it comes out amazing. Like mega bacon. But whenever I've gotten some at the grocery and try to cook it the same way it comes off chewy and lame.

>>14781350
>every time

>>14755960
>sugar pork

>>14769846
There's zero worth in recording fireworks as a home video for yourself. There is however a lot of worth in recording yourself and your friends at a fireworks show. Get some of their expressions during the fireworks, get your own face in, maybe mention what the occasion is. That way you can look back and feel the memories rather than having a misc video of fireworks.

>>14782922
yeah I don't think it's really worth it but there are other benefits to doing it. I knew a girl in high school who was the fastest in my region and they had some thing where if a certain number of crew members at the store were fast enough the whole store would get a bonus. they got to go to pizza competitions and I think they were on the clock while doing that stuff so it beats a normal day's work I guess. I'm sure they got some swag or something too. it's a fun aside to a pretty shit job

>>14763963
I've eaten quite a few stonefish in the past. Tender, flaky meat, but quite bony.

>>14758259
No wonder their pizza is shit, the dough is fucking play dough

>>14783203
>>14770986
>>14774650
yea I've noticed serrated knives work best for hard items (bread/tangerines come to mind)
underrated

>>14774862
seconded.... my only coffee of choice when I'm visiting the middle easy

>>14756208
this is a joke right?

>>14777416
>racism in canadian sitcom
Hold on, how?

>>14785065
I've been watching it since seeing that webm. it's a pretty good show. mr kim doesn't take much shit

>>14781350
Looks delicious to be honest. Imagine wanting dry and lumpy scrambled eggs instead of creamy.

>>14784297
Is this some kind of joke?

>>14784868
what,you cut tangerines? you don't peel it with your hands?

>>14759626
yes, cold canned chilly and artsy fartsy food is surely the cause of all the fucked up stuff in this world from global warming to system injustice.
lmao nigga do you hear yourself. go for a walk bruh

>>14756208
>>14757386
>mfw people are unironically upset by these
y'all are so touchy. The first one is obviously a joke. the second one just seems like a neat experience

>>14759699
>Vegan fish fingers
Fried tofu. It's just fried tofu.

>>14784369
Asians make savoury food a bit too sweet for my tastes, but something like 1tbsp/kg and it goes great. Specially with brown sugar.

>>14755960
What happened to the boiled onions?

>>14757842
But I don't want to taste nigger dick.

>>14781783
Nobody wants to listen to your long rambling stories old man. If you saw something interesting, just show me a picture or a video.

>>14785255
It's no more disgusting than deep fried butter, though that's not saying much.

>>14755972

So wrong 9 years behind the hot plate here. Doesn't mean I shit on food. I can enjoy the finest stuff then eat a can of chef boyardee the next day.

>>14756074
>wagyu
>doesn't even look remotely like wagyu in either marbling or meat color
Yeah. Interesting concept, but you can literally pay like $12 for a 2 people's worth of rice steak & eggs. Even if you DIY it's like 15-30mins of time.

>>14781350

These are supposed to be French style scrambled eggs. I've been to France paris and in the south. No one and I mean no one makes eggs like this even the fancy 65 euro breakfast place I was in. Mostly eggs are just soft boiled with pastries and espresso.

>>14781350
Gordon is trash. He's cutting corners.
https://youtu.be/s9r-CxnCXkg

Also American style is the best.

>>14763201
what a shitty scotch egg

>>14782674
God of Cooking i believe.

>>14785255
yes its from bottom gear

>>14767601
I've also eaten at alinea. Had to make my reservation 2 months in advance.

This post is pretty spot on.

The food ranged from above average to excellent.

But the experience as a whole was unforgettable.

>y'all are so touchy. The first one is obviously a joke. the second one just seems like a neat experience

>>14779203
>Filename
Son i am a proud

>>14785255
>Is something from a comedy show a joke

>>14781317
not if you're a Jain

>>14781350
... why not just lower the heat, and keep stirring instead of dicking around? Why not cut the chives ahead of time instead of giving them a haircut over the plate? I need to know the exact moment Gordon disappeared up his own ass.

>>14757810
I'd love to take a paintball gun and shoot at this little faggot while he's trying to lick those bricks.

>>14787552
I always find it funny how vegan autists try to justify not going full Jainist, as if industrial farming doesn't end billions of lives.

>>14787694
It's gotta be a hard life. I couldn't imagine doing it for any other reason than a desperate attempt to permanently flee the mortal coil. Avoiding figs because they ate a wasp once? Avoiding onions because it kills the plant? I don't have the patience for that - I'll kill food to get to other food, and then I'll use that food to kill more food if I can.

>>14785888
I got my nomenclature wrong I meant citrus fruits as a whole, not tangerines. They're peelable, but grapefruits need cutting is what I meant

>>14772725
Going thru all this to make tofu taste like seaweed while you can just dip the real thing in some batter and fry it

>>14788179
It's called cooking anon. Look it up.

>>14761137
t. retard doesn't know what braising is. jesus christ

>>14787821
Looka good. Love short rib.

>>14755960
fucking disgusting

>>14763296
also it's the only thing that keeps cartilage healthy, which is why we get so decrepit as we age.

>>14772618
fuck off

>>14764348
ELDEN RING

>>14757842
you don't know it yet, but you're pathetic and nobody cares about you or your garbage heap of a "life"

>>14758259
speedrunners are fucking autistic retards

>>14758290
enjoy getting stabbed in the back and abandoned when you accidentally say you like the brand of string cheese they've most recently suddenly decided is racist, moron

>>14758525
this was designed for people like this guy: >>14757842

>>14763175
this seems like sarcasm, but you're just being accurate
I would love one of these fuckers

>>14758670
It's depressing to admit this stupid thing would make my life a lot better

>>14785909
this silly bitch seriously brought up global warming and expects people to listen to her

>>14758670
Data mining your taste buds

>>14760389
best namefagging of all time and /ck/ bitches are too stupid to notice

>>14764097
if you're not one of the 35 stupid antifa trannies out there you'll be fine
it's less of a war, more of a pest removal

>>14763281
>Mayo does not belong on a hotdog
laugh at this little fish brain

>>14763946
they're living a lie and they want everyone else to believe it too
basically the trannies of the food world

>>14767601
aka food version of Cirque du Soleil that you can still feel like an elitist about since they don't have it in malls yet

>>14770986
>a southern woman may be the most naturally tutored specimen to handle difficult melons
why is this sentence so sexy

>>14784314
Ted Kaczynski would like a word with you because you're a dumb bitch

>>14776941
women think they're smart BECAUSE they're stupid

>>14779076
>I haven't learned a single thing
we can tell

>>14787703
the only thing you can eat that wasn't alive at some point is salt
eating is murder, and that should be embraced

>>14757842
Little do you know these "friends" and people who "follow" you couldn't give less of a shit and none of them will remember you anyway

>>14764245
bitch is thick

>>14789541
based

>>14786898
I'll know if I'll be saved after the judgement.

>>14787821
>20 cloves of garlic
Bros..

>>14780439
yes, the chinese love sugary pork

>>14781350
if he cooked for 1 minute more they would be perfect

>>14755960
ok guys about a year ago i found a youtube channel from a /ck/ post. It was an asian guy (Korean or Chinese or something) who would cook with weird live animals. I think the first video I saw was him cooking a giant rabbit. He was in a commercial kitchen, put this huge live rabbit on the cutting board, cut forward to it dead, then he butchered and cooked it. He had other videos where he did the same with like giant lizards and shit. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I'd love to find that channel again.

>>14791973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUwCSmBlJRg is this what you are looking for?

>>14792015
absolute legend, thank you mate.

>>14781831
yep, printed in my mind now

>>14763963
if only you knew how bad things really are