/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14752159
I ate ur mom

>>14752159
squeezed out a whole tube of sugared condensed milk straight into my mouth last night.

>>14752159
>fastass
I ran 3 miles in 20 minutes

not in one sitting but over the course of an evening
>16 natty ices
>medium 2 topping pizza and a breadbowl pasta from dominos
>pint of ice cream
>medium sized bag of bbq fritos

>>14752159
My most fat ass moment was when I consumed a packet of ranch seasoning/dressing mix. I would lick my finger and then stick it in that delicious powder. I ate the entire packet. I still don’t know why I did that but it was good.

>>14752203
Impressive

>>14752159
I used to live next to a artisan pasta shop, they make damn good sorrentini and the box says 2-3 people, one time i buy it and say "that look like i could eat the whole box alone" so i made the whole thing for myself finish it in one sitting and as i was still hungry made me a cheeseburger and some fries, after that i realized, yes, the box was ineed for 2 person but i was too hungry and in a search for knowing my limits to care, had a horrible stomachache and hearthburn for like 3 days after that. 8/10 would do it again

Every Tuesday evening I pickup a family bucket of KFC and several sides.
I eat it while watching cartoons and drinking whiskey.

>>14752173
slut

i once ate 3 warm meals in a day

>>14752159
I used to swing by Chick-fil-a for an order of nuggets and a spicey chicken sandwich, then go through Taco Bell to get a large Baja Blast, then stop at Sonic on the way home to get a sundae, then I'd go home and eat my frankenmeal

>>14752159
The first time I smoked weed, I managed to spend $60 at a Denny's. I can't remember everything I got, but I remember being delighted that they had wings and ordering a bunch of them, a double bacon cheeseburger with cheesy bacon fries, pancakes and a chocolate shake. I ate every last bite.
Twenty years later, and I have to be stoned off my ass just to have enough of an appetite to eat a couple of carrot sticks.

everyday, i'm a 400lb binge eater

>>14752299
I got a dairy queen right next to a taco bell. I like to get a five layer burrito, and then go next door for a large order of cheese curds and a cookie dough blizzard. I can't do it often because my ass turns into a constantly running soft serve machine the next day.

went to a hyderabadi restaraunt in chicago. ate until my belly hurt and i had to lay down in the car
this was like 10 years ago

Ate an entire large pizza in one sitting.

>>14752159
One time I ate too much food. Felt sleepy. Took a big time nap

>>14752159
>Super athletic in highschool 6'0" 165lbs
>Fail out of college twice
>Start playing WoW
>Drink 30 mountain dews a day
>Drink 30 Keystone Ice at night
>Repeat for 3 years straight
>Clock in at 300lbs
>Fuck
>Quit WoW and soda work out
>Lose 70lbs
Disgusting

Once a year I'll go to lobster feast and eat all the lobster, crab, fish, sushi and prime rib and steak I can eat until I puke, then I'll go back in for more
Great fucking deal for $50

>>14752632
GAMER LIFE.
GAMER LIFE.
I have a period in mid summer where I completely enjoy gamer life for some months without giving a fuck about anything. Energy drinks non stop, multiple sleepless nights. Look like a beast and get hardcore depression at the end of the season.
Then I just snap out and become a simple and clean citizen again.
You gotta balance your life. Good luck and much success with your efforts.

>>14752159
Got denied more service at an all you eat sushi restaurant. Not a fatass btw.

>>14752758
I don't play games anymore I was 19 at the time, it's pretty gay at my age now.

>>14752764
I'm 20 and could never imagine stopping with it entirely. It's just really fun to chill and play with the bros. How is it gay for you? What did you play?

i ate a half bag of rippled potato chips the other day - dunked each bite in thousand island dressing

>>14752159
Are 100 mcnuggets in one sitting

>>14752805
How long did it take? Real legend.
The one who slayed 100 mcnuggets.

I once ordered a large fry and ate most of it

>>14752217
Not even, that's like a 7 ish minute mile

>>14752159
I once ate a whole 36 oz bag of goldfish washed down with a 2L of lemonade in one sitting

>>14752814
The first 30 or so I devoured in 10 minutes, the rest I think took me about 1 and half hours give or take? I was like 16 at the time, high and with the most potent crave for munchies I have ever experienced in my life.

>>14752317
>Twenty years later, and I have to be stoned off my ass just to have enough of an appetite to eat a couple of carrot sticks.
thats not normal. if you aren't predisposed to a lack of appetite, you should consider going to a doctor - it can be a sign of something serious.

>>14752159
About three times I've eaten so much it hurt and at least two of those times I threw up hours later from the pain. Brazilian steakhouses are dangerous. Delicious, but dangerous. Oh and one of the first times I got high my friend got me a quarter pounder meal and a 20 piece to see if I would eat it, that's the second time i ralphed from too much food.
I also used to drink big volt can almost every day after school, I think that's what did me in and made me a fatass.

Vacation in Tokyo when I lived in Japan. I decide I'm going to check out the Snoopy Museum.
Right nearby is Frijoles, a complete ripoff of Chipotle but it's been months since I've had Mexican so I get a large burrito fit lunch.
Snoopy museum is fucking rad. I realize I'm not so far from Devil Craft, famous for deep dish pizza which is obviously not common at all. So fuck it, I'll go all in.
Only the walk there is so short, it's a really early dinner. Like, I definitely don't need to eat this early early dinner.
But I get a personal deep dish, an order of waffle fries, and ordering a drink is mandatory so a cider.
I don't think I've ever been so full.
Snoopy Museum is fucking rad btw.
Pic isn't Frijoles, but it's a different burrito I had on a different vacation in Tokyo.

>>14752887
Woooaahhhh a quarter pounder and a 20 piece nugget!! You're crazy

>>14752887

>>14752889
How is foreign food in Japan? In China it's ass. The Chinese can only make Chinese food.

>>14752999
They add either fish or corn and mayo to everything

>>14752999
In Tokyo it's often foreigners themselves making it, so it's pretty solid. But in the city I lived in there were two Mexican places run by Japanese people that were both pretty accurate, and a kebab stand run by an Iranian guy but he serving what seemed to be standard kebab in Japan: cabbage tomato meat sauce and nothing else.
Like the other guy says they do add corn to pizza and Mac and cheese and stuff.

>>14753034
>Iranian guy selling kebabs in Japan
I hope you've asked him how he ended up there.

>>14752159
have an overeating problem.
in college was depressed and would go to wendy's multiple times a week and order something like this:
4 jr. cheeseburgers
2 large fries
4 piece nugget
small chili w/ cheese and crackers
large orange fanta
large chocolate frosty

i always am able to lose the 50+ lbs i gain from doing this shit but then i end up gaining it back, done that 5 or 6 times now

>>14752323
What are your go to binge meals, anon?

made four burgers and ate them all by myself during the same evening

>>14752159
I’m about to eat a large pepperoni pizza

>>14752159
when I was a teenager I would drink entire botles of chocolate syrup, condensed milk cans, and cups of honey, delicious, now I'm more health focused because of prediabetes on my early 20s, easy to reverse with keto

>>14752159
I took 180 mg of etizolam and ate all the food in my fridge I spent 200$ on food

>>14752887
>A quarter pounder and 20 mcnuggets
So.. what I normally eat while hangover?

>>14752836
still 3 miles without stopping. Doubt most people could even do one mile in 10 minutes anymore.

damn all of these posts just sound like an ordinary day for me.

>>14752159
Eating a glazed ham in a single seating.

>>14752159
got really DUDE WEED LMAO'd, ate 2 ham+cheese+pickle chutney sandwiches, a spicy cup noodle, and a slice of cold pizza in one sitting.
Not exactly fat ass but it was the closest I got

behold
>4 qt. stainless steel bowl
>entire bag of lime-flavored tortilla chips, or a bag of guacamole doritos
>1 lb. taco meat (ground beef and a packet of seasoning)
>jar of Tostito's cheese dip (salsa con queso)
>bag of shredded lettuce
>diced whole tomato
>bit of diced red onion
>about 1/2 cup of pickled jalapenos
>can of sliced black olives
>dollop of sour cream
>simple guacamole (two avocados, squeeze of lime, cumin, cayenne, salt)
>assembled in that order
used to eat this on the weekends
netflix was still known for DVDs in the mail
i'd put in a movie and sit there and eat the entire thing
it's probably like 4000 calories

An entire bacon wrapped bacon and sausage pepperoni little ceaser's deep dish pizza.

40 McNugger

Delicious but regrettable. I also made the cosmic brownie shake with half baked ben and jerry's. Not recommended.

ate like 50 dollars worth of popeyes in one sitting. huge regret the next day. fuck it the last bite i regret everything. i'd still do it again

>>14752288

>>14752338
food coma

>be me
>eating lunch at mcdicks on break
>stomach starts gurgling
>still have food left
>don't want people to pilfer or throw away food
>walked here so no car to stash in
>gather burger box and fries and take them to bathroom unseen
>it's open
>thankfuck.jpeg
>balance food in sink and take a shit
>now done
>realize I brought food with me
>social anxiety destroying me over strangers seeing me leave bathroom with food
>scarf all of it down in
>smell-taste of toilet water, shit and food will forever haunt me
>throw evidence away and leave
>mfw no one left in lobby
>mfw stomach cramps rest of shift

>>14753475
how would you pilfer any food in that situation

>in copenhagen
>get absolutely smashed on hash from christiania
>go to a thai food buffet
>eat at least 7 heaping, mountainous plates of the most delicious food I've ever had
>stuffed to the point of looking pregnant
>drink a bunch of beers anyway
>make loud jokes about europeans that nobody except my fellow Americans laugh at
>pull the tablecloth off the table
>dont remember much else

10/10 loved every minute

>>14752159
4 Popeyes chicken sandwiches, 5 piece tender meal w fries, another order of large fries, a side of red beans and rice, 2 biscuits, some faggy chocolate pie i got on a whim, and a large sweet-tea. All consumed in a matter of a few hours. I may have also had some hot cheetos and candy to boot.

I've also eaten an entire sleeve of Tollhouse cookie dough before.

I've since abandoned eating in such a grotesque way, I have lost 50 pounds and I refuse to eat more than one meal a day. I confess these sins to you in shame.

>>14752214
Rookie

>>14752159
These every day for 3 years

>>14754186
That isn't inherently fat, bro

>>14752782
At 20 it's still fun. For me at around 27 they started to get dull, and I've entirely stopped at 29 years old. Oh yeah, about those bros too, you guys aren't going to hang out as much if at all once you get older.

>>14753079
One of the devs for Final Fantasy on NES was Iranian.

>>14752159
I've done this before

>>14754259
spot the american

>>14752266
Sounds unbelievably comfy.

I just got kicked out and my friend took me in and so far his wife bought me
>1 tub of hummus
>2 frito bags
>2 donut boxes
>2 chocolate gelato tubs
>24 mt pack of mt dew
>nutella
>2 boxes of ritz crackers
>smores and cocoa puffs cereal
>3 gallons of milk so far
>and I have microwaved peanutbutter and chocolate chips and ate it with a spoon 5 or 6 times

I have ate this all and I've been here for the past 2 weeks but most of it was in the first 3 days and they've also made dinner and breakfast which I keep eating

>>14754534
Get your shit together dude.

I just ate 40 nuggets and 3 triple cheeseburgers I think that pretty much makes the cut

>>14752159
>Bag of dicks dad bitching about my food taking up too much space in fridge
>Try to eat stuff to shut him up
>OCD kicks in, watching it all slowly disappear is just too satisfying
>Wind up eating everything, even his food and all condiments, in about 7 hours.

>>14752266
BASED

20 yo here. Once i started lifting and became not a fat fuck vidya just became boring to me. It can be fun to play in person with friends, like smash or mario party, but otherwise i dont see myself picking up a controller again. This coming from someone who would formerly play vidya for upwards of 12 hours a day.

>>14753163
those look delicious. nice job

I frequently will get some nice rolls or other kind of bread to make sandwiches with and I just eat the bread alone out of the bag

>>14754534
you suck. im sure your "friend" and his wife are devising a way to get rid of your lecherous ass right now.

>>14752159
pic related was a weekly affair when I was in highschool, only from 2009-2011. After that I joined theatre and got laid, cleaned up the act, life fell apart around me, did some soul searching, repeated community college, now finishing up 4 year degree and on m way to Army when I'm out.

I regret nothing. I was a pioneer of childhood gluttony and lust, coming out unscathed and stronger than ever. College has nothing on my sexy ass.
>ywn single-handedly carry new deals for how much you've eaten and drank
>ywn know what it's like to be the soul cause for a Walgreens to promote 5 for 2.50$ 2-liters deals
>ywn nkow what it's like to be the cause for 2 get 3rd free deals on full bags of Doritoes
>ywn know what it's like to grind 8 hours a night in highschool on Xbox live playing Cod4-MW2 with your niggas
I wasn't even that fat. I was a little chonky but at 6'2" with plenty of stair bullshit in school and JRTC you can handle quite a lot.

>>14755636
lecherous doesn't mean what you think it does

>>14755599
sounds like variations on an autiistic theme. lmao youre probably even more unlikeable you fucking aspy

>>14752159
Not my worst moments but my best memories

>high school
>go to friends house
>4 friends altogether
>smoke 7 bowls
>eat 5 pizzas
One friend ate almost two whole pizzas but we each ate at least one

>just out of high school
>local sushi buffet
>all you can eat for $30
>if you leave leftovers they may try to charge extra
>order the $10 2-piece sushi rolls like a cunt
>order 2 appetizers like a cunt
>order 3 full sushi rolls like a cunt
>total value of over $50
>eat literally all of it
>nearly puke standing up
>go home and lay in bed for several hours in moderate discomfort
>shit a loaf the next day

>first week back at college
>friday night, friends are busy, decide to do some dabs and chill
>remember skip the dishes exists (this was a few weeks after it came out in my country)
>order an 18" triple meat pizza (verns pizza, best damn delivery pizza in canada, pic related but bigger)
>scarf down the entire thing in about 10 minuted because im smashed off my head on dabs
>horrible horrible stomach pains after a few hours pass
worth it

>>14755642
>coming out unscathed and stronger than ever
no it actually sounds like you developed permanent brain damage

I had plenty from the late 90's-early 00's , but I don't know if they're as impressive as some others ITT.
>be 16 y/o me
>6'3, 210 lb high school linebacker
>fast teenage metabolism, 6,000 cal/day diet in-season
>lunch with friends
>went to Burger King (yeah, I know)
>gobbled down 4 Double Whoppers, 4 large fries, 10 chicken nuggets, half a gallon of soda, 2 apple pies, 2 ice cream cones
Could barely walk out afterwards

>>14754259
yes it fucking is.

>>14752535
Same. Few weeks ago, a big 'ol bready Detroit style. 12/10 experience I wont ever forget

>>14752805
Damn dude, I was just about to post how my most fatass moment was eating 40 in a gas station parking lot on my lunch break one day, it was the day I realized I have unhealthy coping mechanisms lol

>Used to freeze a small amount of water in a cup in the freezer since too lazy to use ice tray
>Then would pour a can of cola into it as my drink for dinner
>Slurp down first cola, think that I don't want to waste the ice so get a second
>Ice is basically gone but I drank the first two too fast, so get a third one anyway

This isn't even close to the most gluttonous thing. When I was like 13 I used to drink like 1 and a half two liters a day of whatever shitty store bought soda my mom bought me. Soda just feels especially gluttonous to me.

I got high and I ate about 4000 calories.

I'm 6'1", 220, so not exactly a walrus. It was a fuckton for me. Candy, snacks, chikn nuggies, fruit, veggies, hummus, crackers.

I woke up at 4 am, felt pregnant, couldn't vomit, and laid in bed for 2 hours just farting. For 2 hours, I just farted on and off.

I fell asleep again for an hour and got ready for work.

>>14755878
Nice MOONCH

>>14755878
Nigga u have 60 lbs on me at the same height and I'm not skinny. You're fat as fuck.

>>14752159
i ate four mcdonalds triple cheeseburgers once when i was hammered

>2,080 calories
>128g protein
>112g of fat
>4,720g of sodium

I ate a whole Domino's medium deep dish with a side of jalapeno bacon cheesy bread. I dunno why I put my body through that, but I did.

>>14755642
Ur pretty retarded dude

I think I have a worse problem. I will occasionally get drunk/high and eat an ungodly amount of food. However, I dislike the feeling of having a painful full stomach and I'll force myself to throw up everything, then I'll drink and water, maybe some cookies and milk.

I do this at least once a week

>>14755962
Jesus have a sandwich before you die, aids-riddled faggot

>>14752159
>mfw used to be a genuine 250lb, 27% BF Sconnie fatass
Average saturday
>half dozen donuts and extra large coffee from dunkin
>bbq thickburger large combo with fries from Hardees
>smoke some dudelmao and go raid convenient store across the street for peace tea and candy bars or chips in the afternoon
>dinner would be xl peppawonee pizza from Roman Candle
it was easily over 4000 calories and ate it almost every weekend. I now weigh 230 lbs and 14% BF

>>14752159
Not the most hardcore but I used to eat every Saturday for about two years, a big mac menu, 6 cheeseburgers and a box of 6 chicken nuggets.

>>14756154
Yeah man, that's a goddamn eating disorder.

>>14752266
How fat are you
Also checked

>>14752159
My entire life probably
>manlet'6"
>220lbs

I’m currently paying for eating four microwave burritos yesterday

>>14754534
They're fattening you up so they can eat you. Get the fuck out of there.

>>14756154
Yeah that's called bulimia nervosa dude, you should talk to somebody about it

>>14752159
Fuckin family bags of almond m&ms, I ate one bag a week for about a month until I noticed a difference in my weight then I just stopped, didn't go near the confectionary line at a local supermarket, I went to others to avoid it. I blew that craving off. I can do that, i don't have that "addicitve" personality. But those were really good, hell I never even see them around anymore.
Some reports say they're discontuned other say their still available... I don't want to know.

probably eating fast food every single day for like a month and a half by now

>>14752159
when i was super depressed like 2 or 3 years ago i would favor like $45 of taco bell and eat it while super drunk. then i'd end up waking up at like 4am and puking everything up.

>>14752159
I had a little caesars stuffed crust then fried up chicken nuggets and an entire plate of french fries that day and got drunk as fuck on beer and rum. The worst hangover is fast food garbage combined with beer because it just bloats your guts and makes you inflamed all the next day. I'd prefer a headache to bloated indigestion. Ginger, alkaselzer, and a gallon of water then an anxiety sleep the next night and you feel better.

>>14753321
Most people is a low bar anon.

I once ate a large burger, some fries with cheese and bacon, a large s'more pie slice and washed everything down with a bottle of beer.

>>14756157
Lay off the sandwiches before you die.

I eated 7 piece kfc in 1 sit

>>14752159
Nothing special, I ordered a bacon double quarter pounder with a large fry instead of a small fry, then proceeded to drink myself stupid.

>>14758033
so close to based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4

>>14758051
He seems like he'd be fuckin' cool to hang out with. You see him jump that grill?

>>14755642
College then army is braindead retarded

>>14752266
Fucking based

>>14755599
nice blogpost fag

>>14755599
Wrong thread?

>>14753163
Kino burgers

>>14752266
Wtf I actually want to try that

>>14755642
You’re a huge faggot and nobody cares about the “deals” you “made”
>tfw you will never be so diluted with yourself that you think your fat fuck eating habits are special in flyover mcbuttfuck, Kansas
>tfw some pre-schizoid retard posts on 4chan and thinks life revolves around him

>>14755728
I would not eat that ‘za

>>14755805
>(yeah, I know)
Anon, i...

>>14755962
>6’1’’
>160 pounds
>I’m not skinny
That’s disgusting, I’m the same height and weight and I’m definitely skinny by normal perspectives. I’m a bit muscular from an active life, and my BMI is really low, so I can definitely tell that this person has extremely skinny arms and a chunky torso which is abhorrent.
Go outside. Exercise. You’re the reason models of human beings in the future look like aliens.

>>14757502
>enjoying a modern amenity so much that you get fat because of it
>avoiding a delightful part of life to avoid weight gain
>purposefully restricting your own freedom to enjoy things because you can’t control yourself from overdoing it
I can’t tell if this is based or just sad

>>14752159
Was high and half-drunk and ate 3 cans of pizza pringles in 30 minutes

>>14755878
>>14755888
thank you for these
reblogged for posterity
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/09/food-blog-ciii.html

I got drunk and ordered two XL Dominos pizzas. I ate one and a half by myself. In my defense, I was on the Cross Country team and at that time my metabolism worked like rabbits fucking so there wasnt any danger of me being fat but I doubt some fat people could have eaten that much as my beanpole ass did.

>>14752764

Im closer to 31 than 30 and I game like an hour a day. It would be more buy my girlfriend is quarantining with me and thats all the time I have between us getting home from work. Youre never too old to appreciate or relive fun things from your childhood.

>>14752255
argentino

>>14752159
ate an entire block of cheese because i didn't have anything else

made myself throw it up so i wouldn't get gut problems

>>14753163
I do that all the time.....

>>14752889
>on a different vacation in Tokyo.
fuck this gay earth

10 Arby’s melts 3 large fries and 2 large cokes, wish I still could eat like that and not gain weight

>>14755642
I used to work for Walgreens and literally all of those promotional sale prices are sent down directly from corporate to every location in the region, get over yourself fatso

I ate a gallon of ice cream and 2 pies in one sitting.

>>14752159
college after everything went online hit me hard. In the span of about 3 hours
>whole botttle of wine
>large dominos three topping
>whole cheesy bread
> three slice of cheesecake
>bigmac
>poppeyes chicken sandwich and mac and cheese

I'm still haunted by this night to this day. by the end of the night, I felt like i was fucking dying but didnt have it in me to throw up

It was during a break at my first job
>2 double meat whataburgers
>honey bbq strip sandwich
>large fries
>large coke
>mango gelato

>>14755665
i went to a very similar place with a friend. I ordered a moderate amount but he ordered a fuck ton. since he thought the portion sizes must be small. As the waiter brought his food he looked at me with scared eyes so I decided to remember my fat full days and help him finish it. 6/10 would do it again while high

>>14753195
LOL

>>14753475
WHY

>>14755878
>I'm 6'1", 220, so not exactly a walrus
Mate you are THE WALRUS

>large big mac meal with dr pepper
>20 mcnuggets meal with dr pepper
>mcchicken
>2 cheeseburgers
>regular m&m mcflurry
>enough vodka to black out
eaten in the course of about 3 hours while gaming. have done this multiple times

>>14759952
Hell yeah bro I starved myself for half a day and then got blown
I was a little paranoid about food poisoning but it was just great all around

>>14759987
Why do retards like drinking? Just smoke weed.

>Golden Corral Breakfast
>between 2nd and 3rd plate, place a Belgium waffle in a sundae dish, save
> finish 4th plate
> bring up waffle to the ice cream.
> get a scoop of butter pecan
>dress it up with cinnamon apples, whipped cream, caramel, chopped peanuts, and chopped bacon on top.
>munch
>unironically the best desert I've had there.

>>14752159
an entire chicken cut and fried, an entire pizza, and a pitcher of beer.

>>14752159
>most FATass movement

Being alive and requiring food to not die was my most gluttonous mistake,

>>14759708
Wholesome post

I'm on a similar boat. Used to live Halo and Morrowind back when they were on the Xbox. I'm now in grad school and stressed out my ass a good chunk of time. An hour or so worth of modern halo mp on steam takes me back and serves as relaxation time

>>14752159
Donut burger

>>14755728
>no tomato sauce

Is this faggot serious?

>>14757961
>t. 5'0" woman

>>14759681
Who is this? This picture was taken in Georgetown, Washington, DC. The pink building behind her is the Call Your Mother Jewish bagel shop. Their bagels are overpriced and mediocre at best. But they have cut girls working there, so it balances out.

>>14760689
Would happily eat while mildly drunk

Ordered a bigass $30 chimichanga from a Mexican place and some horchata from door dash and ate the entire thing while watching the good the bad and the ugly

I tanked 3 Big Macs with an extra patty, mayo, and pickles on one hand and two large fries and a shake while hammered in Oxford while crossfaded and woke up sober without shitting or pissing myself.

>>14752849
Nah it's a mindset thing. Used to happen to me when I was 18. Only ate when I had the munchies.

>>14760775
Dude that's awesome

>>14755986
4.7 kg of sodium

dear lord

>>14755728
>verns pizza
>best damn delivery pizza in canada
Holy shit I pity you.
Where the fuck do you live, some pop. 300 prairie town? A reserve? Churchill?
Verns is garbage. That is a fucking 3-inch thick pile of (mostly) warm cold-cuts on flatbread with a drizzling of cheese on top, and it definitely tastes like it.
Shit, even Dominos is better than Verns. The only way I could understand this opinion is if your only alernative to Verns is Pizza Pizza or some shitty middle-eastern-run mom+pop store near the only local high school.

>>14755986
McDonald's just hits different when you're drunk or stoned

The thought of eating there doesn't even cross my mind when sober but a couple nights ago I was crossfaded as hell with some friends and fatass'd out on like 2 boxes of their nuggies one of them brought over with the dipping sauce, tasted absolutely heavenly at the time

>>14760472
why not both?

>>14752159
This was my attempt at a 5 pound philly cheese steak sandwich, it was roughly 20 inches long, used bell peppers, green. Red. Yellow... shit ton of cheese, and a huge loaf of bread I got from local store.

>>14760881
Absolutely agree. Vern's is absolute shit. Little Caesars is better.

>couple of years ago when I was autistic about bulking for the gym
>went to buffalo wild wings
>ordered a large for myself (like 25 wings back then) plus fries
>ate all of it
>got home
>nearly vomited like 4 times but kept it in
>sleeping that night was a nightmare come to life

never did something like that again

>>14760472
greasy fried food is way better drunk than high. when i get high the last thing i want to eat is mcdonalds.

>>14752266
You can do better than KFC, bro.

I am a fatass every day

>>14752159
When I was smoking an ounce a week I ate the same meal every day for dinner. 2 big macs, 2 quarter pounder with cheese (hold the ketchup and mustard, add lettuce and mac sauce), 20 piece nugget with varied sauces, large fries, a large coke with no ice, and a large chocolate shake. I'd come home, start a movie, smoke, and then eat. By the time the credits rolled everything would be gone. I'd smoke one more bowl and then off to bed. Every goddamn day.

>>14752159
I leaned against a tree eating a burger and the tree fell over.

>>14760775

brother i need to know more about this chimichanga

I once ate three chick fil a sauce packets all by themselves with nothing but my tounge

>>14754534
get out before you ruin their marriage, she's definitely a Feeder.

I put ketchup and mayon my pizza once. it was so disgusting but i loved it like a fat whore

>>14752159
I don't know if it counts because I'm not fat, but the other night I was hungry as fuck and my wife was out of town with the kids visiting her parents. She hates hates HATES chipotle, and I have a strange weakness even though they're not really even that good. Anyway. I had been working outside all day and I was like "oh shit I can grab a burrito and nobody is upset because I got dinner from somewhere else."

Then I bought two burritos instead of one and I ate them both. It was delicious and I diarrhea splattered chunks of undigested corn all over the toilet bowl for two days afterwards.

this thread is fap bait for chubby chasing homos btw

>>14753412
Replace the tostitos cheese dip with some homemade cheese sauce and its sonething i woulda ate in my dorm years.

>>14752159
I think my most fatass moment was during the corona tribulations of june-july. One night I ate a 800g of granola, two sandwiches, a pound of grapes, oatmeal, pistachio nuts, scrambled eggs, ice cream and a box of chocolates. I think something snapped in my brain during the last 6 months, I went from 130lb to 155 (6'1). Luckily my metabolism is supercharged and I'm back down near the original weight; the prospect now makes me nauseous

>>14761754
Intense projection.

>>14761814
eh whatever. you got duped by a homo.

Not a fatass but I did get high and eat a Kinder Bueno, a milk chocolate biscuit bar, two ice cream sandwiches and half a bag of cheese and onion chips last night.

>>14752817
Just one very big fry?

Amazon sells BRACHS royals in 6.5lb bags. I bought and ate two bags within a month . Also bought and ate 24 milky ways last week. I run alot and am not fat

>>14761806
I have been there.. some days you literally can’t get full.. then reflect a day later makes you sick. I used to eat 2 or 3 boxes of star crunch in a day

>>14759708
>35
>full time Respiratory Therapist job
>married for 11 years
>6 year old son
>game for 1-2 hours a day, sometimes with son

4chan is still one of the last places left where you can JUST BEE URSELF DOOD

>>14752159
it was this very morning. I made crepes, with chocolate sauce, vanilla custard and ice cream. ate two. it was worth it.

>>14761806
You should lift weights that weight and height is embarassing.

not me but this video gives me nightmares
https://youtu.be/O9Kf6YWWfU4 i cant imagine living with this it makes me sad

>>14761574
If you're ever around central Texas get the chuychanga from Chuy's, it's big as shit and slaps

>>14756160
how in the fuck are you 14%? How tall are you

>>14761806
I'm 6'1" and used to be 130 pounds and you could see my ribs and a strong breeze would knock me over, you might have actual anorexia if the thought of weighing 150 at this height makes you sick

>>14752266
Nice

>>14763383
north texas has chuys now too

>>14755862
>Used to freeze a small amount of water in a cup in the freezer since too lazy to use ice tray
I'm stealing this idea

h aha that meow is looking at burger

>>14760689
Would happily eat while sober

>>14760722
>>14763900
Its honestly good, but it's all you need to eat for the day. Oddly enough I had been depressed feeling for a while, but got a massive mood/energy boost from it; no crashes. I think its better on a smaller scale though: 1 donut split with thin pattie verese two donut bun and thick pattie.

Went to Sushi once, ate so much I needed 3 hours to recover

>>14752159
I ate a hero and a dozen mozzarella sticks without telling anyone, then went out with my family to eat a pizza the size of a cookie sheet and a bunch of pepperoni bites.

>>14760472
I’ve smoked from one of those small glass pipes and I’ve used a bong, but the last time I smoked weed it was from a blunt and it absolutely floored me, I was having a panic attack, heart racing, delirium. That was 7 years ago and I haven’t tried it once since then. At least with alcohol, as long as you temper it you can control it, and it really can be paired with other foods.

When I was on antipsychotics I would be woken up every night by the most insane concentration camp victim hunger. I'd be too drowsy to even walk to the microwave and heat up leftovers so I'd just sit on the floor by the fridge and eat bags of tortillas, bread with chunks of butter, etc. A few times when I had nothing left I ate sugar, spices and seasonings.
Thank God I told my shrink to fuck off, went off them and became /fit/.

when i got american citizenship

>>14752159
17 sliders in one go

>>14763729
I'm 6'2" and lift 4-5 times per week. Combined with keto I dropped my body fat nearly in half.

>>14761806
I’m the same height and you’re disgustingly underweight
Your body was recovering to a normal human weight and the “snap” in your brain was anorexia kicking back in

>>14764921
You can easily control how high you get with weed, the simple key is not smoking a whole blunt

>>14760936
this is basically inedible due to the size. and your steak is not cut thin enough at all

>>14763216
as a recovering anorexic this is fucked up

I made like 4lb of spaghetti and ate it all in less than 2 days. Also demolishing a 20oz bag of m&ms in an afternoon, I have a ridiculous sweet tooth

>>14765447
I took 2-3 drags. Maybe one of those drags was extra long, and I was drinking before. I didn’t smoke the whole thing, I didn’t want to smoke the whole thing. Next thing I know, I’m head down on the table with my heart beating like I’m running and the shadows are creeping up the walls.

>>14760477
>>14760477
>Belgium

>>14752999
Bullshit. Go to the fancy shopping malls and you can get US tier food. Best Mexican food ive had was in Tianjin

>>14752214

Age/weight?

>>14752266

That sounds unironically lovely.

>>14752889

Who the fuck goes to Tokyo to eat burritos and pizza?

>>14765895
americans

>>14753163

Are you European or something? This is a standard weeknight meal in America.

>>14765895
Someone who has lived an hour away from Tokyo for the last 3 years.
I could get wonderful traditional Japanese food where I lived, it was good foreign food that was hard to find.

eating big bags of candy before bed

>>14755651
It is said sad fat man orgasm 5 time while eating burgah

>>14752266
>tfw I do this but with Raising Cane's and Dr Pepper instead of whiskey
Hello cousin

>>14752159
I went to a buffet, and as a "break" when I was beginning to feel full, I ate 5 plates of crab legs to settle my stomach and then I had desert

>>14763216
just stop eating lol it's like when people use a wegee board and they're like "bro its not me moving it, is it you?" "no bro it's not me" and the assumption is that it's a ghost nigga for real? lol

That said I think this is sad to see.

>>14752255
sorrentini sorrentini give a me a serotoni

>>14753163
they look good anon

>microwaved about 30 or so pizza rolls
>covered them in Bojangles fry seasoning
>used leftover pizza sauce from making homemade pizza the day before as a dipping sauce

Sometimes it isn't the amount of food but what degenerate length we will fall in search of more flavor

>Bonus: Acid reflux so bad in the morning after that I had to eat half a pack of tums to kill it

>>14752999
Their burgers suck ass

>>14753014
The corn mayo pizza secretly slaps however

>>14765514
same. i hate those videos so so much and i hate the situation im in so so much. i might be getting professional help soon, don't know if that will help. i just want it to be over, it's all so tiring. i just want to go back to feeling happy. feeling normal. fuck me

prob not as bad as others but whenever I used to order a medium Dominos pizza with wings and a coke and eat it all in one sitting

>>14766915
hey, itll be okay anon. you probably do need professional help like you said, but theyll do just that and youll be on your way. strong face, now

>>14767037
thanks man, i needed that. i have a phone call style appointment next week, i'm not sure what they're gonna say or do but it's better than nothing. i think the quaratine played a big role in making everything worse, once things start easing up a bit it might improve

Dunno but recently I ate so much at a chinese buffet that I was put into a vertigo-induced horror stupor after having stomach aches the whole night after. I was genuinely terrified for no reason at all and could not stop feeling impending dread and doom. Didn't know stomach pain vertigo could do that.
Worth it for that lemon chicken rolls and ragoons

>>14755728
Thats a quiche

I once ate 50 timbits in a span of ~2 hours, then had a Baconator combo with a Frosty that night.

>didn't brink lunch to work because I woke up kinda late
>went on errand for work around lunch time
>stopped at gas station for cheap food but they were out of any normal shit like sandwiches
>got m&ms, pork rinds, and a little cream cheese cake anyways cuz fuck it
>realise afterwards this isn't really lunch food (still eat it all anyways)
>go to mcdoogles cuz muh diet coke
>got two mcdoubles and a mcchicken as well because I was impulsive
>boss calls as I'm scarfing down my chicken sandwich
>"yeah a client is getting pizza for everyone, so don't worry about getting lunch."
>MFW
>still eat like 4 squares of the pizza after I get back anyways because fuck it
>No ragerts

Ate half a box of frozen snack size corn dogs and used half a bottle of mustard. I love corn dogs.

eating all you can eat at pizza hut for $4.50 and forcing myself to puke to eat more pizza slices
truly the most american moment in my life

>>14753321
You're not even wrong about that desu.

>>14758362
Not if hes commissioning. If hes enlisting then yeah hes a moron.

>>14754534
You drank 3 gallons of milk in 2 weeks wtf man

>>14761631
Feeder?

>>14765468
I'm sure he found a way

>>14765707
>mixing weed and alcohol
That’s what went wrong m8. Weed and alcohol have very unpredictable effects when drank, and it heavily depends on the quantities of each. Typically, mixing the two leads to vertigo, nausea, and occasionally symptoms similar to yours. It only happens from weed on its own if I smoke waaaaaaay too much and induce a panic attack.

>Go to Chi-Chi's and order the sampler meal.
>Never been able to finish it before. This time I do
>So full, it hurts.
>As I'm leaving, my vision blurs and darkens at the edges. Feeling bad.
>Too full. Gotta relieve the pressure
>Duck behind my car and deliberately puke a bit.
>Instantly feel better.
>Spend the rest of the evening ashamed that I ate so much that I had to purge.

>>14765947
I nutted to this picture

>>14769084
I like Fuji a lot, but you might like it too much bro.

>>14752931
Thanks for posting that I couldn't find the english version.

>>14752159
>Crave Five Guys since it's been so long since I've had their burger
>Order off an app
>Get Large fries because I need to spend above the minimum for cheaper delivery and for some reason fountain soda isn't an option for ordering
>End up eating all of the fries in one sitting
>Feel like a fat sack of shit with no self control
>Don't eat Five Guys for another 4 or so months
>The cycle repeats

>>14768685
I know right, fucking DYEL, should've been 14 gallons

>>14752266
Very based

>>14754534
Are you planning to pay them back?

>>14767697
Looks like a yummy quiche though.

>>14752299
It would all be cold tho

>>14753475
The workers saw you enter the shitter with food and leave without it. Think on that. I used to work there. We'd watch the cameras for fun lol

>>14755651
I think he means "leaching".

>>14752931
That's fucked up.

>>14759905
I can see myself doing this. And paying for it with violent abdominal cramps at 3:00 AM.
God, I love ice cream. And pie.

>>14755728
Verne's is the worst pizza in Winnipeg. Absolute trash. The cheap sandwich meat that they use is so salty that the pizza tastes like soy sauce.

>>14760715
>But they have cut girls working there
I'm honestly not sure if this is a typo or if you mean they're really fit.

>>14768528
>destroying your teeth with stomach acid so you can gobble down another handful of shit-tier pizza
I worry for your mental health, anon.

>>14760881
>>14770308
Vern's is great. Way better than any other delivery pizza, goddamnit. Little ceasars is cardboard trash.

>>14770237
the word is LEECHING
with two e's you stupid motherfucker you have no reason to try and correct anybody

>>14752159
A couple years back on my dad's birthday, I took everyone down to BK for a challenge: eating a 7 patty burger combo. I unhinged my jaw and went to town, ended up eating half of my brother's after he pussied out too.

>>14770377
had to do it because fast food in general is a luxury at my turd world cunt

>>14753475
>smell-taste of toilet water, shit and food will forever haunt me
fucking kek/10

Finished 400g of black beans that were still firm right after 800g of plain quinoa. I've just come off keto.

Once in sihanoukville with my friend I ate a marijuana pizza with a fried egg in middle then I went for chicken soup back at the inn and I was still hungry and went for Nepalese food in middle of night and while walking back after I started to lose my vision and go blurry, I thought I was gonna die from eating so much

>>14752889
I'm glad you enjoyed the Snoopy Museum. I didn't even know they had a Snoopy Museum in Japan. Snoopy is cute.

>>14752535
oh sit down

>local delivery app is having free delivery promo
>be fucked up on GBL
>order a hamburger and a hotdog from one place
>order a family size bbq meatlovers pizza from another place
>they both arrive at the same time
>eat the whole lot
>next day repeat this procedure
I called it eating like an American.

>>14752266
why tuesday?

>>14752159
i eat the grease from chicken breast i make with a spoon

>>14752288
I feel you.

I went from eating a 16inxh pizza, a 12 inch pizza, canoli and some soda in one sitting, to only eating one tiny meal a day.

>>14772021
>>14752288
Forgot to mention I was working out at the gym hardcore so I had muscle for those calories. Not anymore.

>>14753321
I do 1.5 miles in 14 minutes :( used to do it in 11

>>14752999
KFC is alright in China.

>>14761413
>hen I was smoking an ounce a week

How is this even possible? It's just a pure waste of weed.

>>14761598
Slut.

>>14752159
Waking up at 0:30 last night and making a yolks-only carbonara as a snack probably counts.
It was delicious, though, and what else am I going to do with all that hard cheese I have?

I once are the king burrito from taco burrito king in three minutes just because

>>14755665
Just reminded me of one of my fattest moments.
>craving buffet sushi
>no friends wanna go
>fuck it
>bus across town alone
>proceed to order just as much as I would in a group
>usually went with like 4 other dudes
>small Asian waitress approaches me at the appetizer buffet and asks "are you sure?"
>pic related
>continue to pile up my plate with sweet and sour fish
Everything felt good at this point. The waitress had cast a shadow of doubt over me, but I was still pretty confident.
>back at table mangling my appetizers
>sushi begins to appear
>and appear
>and appear
>probably three full plates of sushi in front of me, and it's not even all out yet
>start inhaling rolls
>...
>start feeling ill
>willpower fading
>stomach inflating
>crisis of pride and pain in the bathroom
>I think I tried shitting to reduce the pressure
>head back to table in terror
>continue to eat
>...
>see waitress at next table over while I'm struggling to scarf down another six California rolls
>waddle over in desperation
>mouth full of food as I desperately grunt and gesticulate
>luckily this waitress speaks retard, asks if I want to stop the food
>"f-fahnk ouu"
>shamefully retreat to my table
>I've been saved the $40 I probably would have spent on leftover food
>but there's still more at my table
>force feed myself the rest
>lesson learned
$25 CAD well spent, and it wasn't even the most I had ever eaten there -- or at least not the most pain I'd been in. Somehow I think hanging out with my bros and saving us the money on leftovers expands my stomach.

>>14752173
where do you get sweetened condensed milt in tubes? I've only seen it in small cans (which I do sometimes eat right from the can with a spoon)

>>14774617
"shops"
It is a mystery to me why it's so prevalent in cans though.

>>14755665
Just reminded me of one of my fattest moments.
>craving buffet sushi
>no friends wanna go
>fuck it
>bus across town alone
>proceed to order just as much as I would in a group
>usually went with like 4 other dudes
>small Asian waitress approaches me at the appetizer buffet and asks "are you sure?"
>pic related
>continue to pile up my plate with sweet and sour fish
Everything felt good at this point. The waitress had cast a shadow of doubt over me, but I was still pretty confident.
>back at table mangling my appetizers
>sushi begins to appear
>and appear
>and appear
>probably three full plates of sushi in front of me, and it's not even all out yet
>start inhaling rolls
>...
>start feeling ill
>willpower fading
>stomach inflating
>crisis of pride and pain in the bathroom
>I think I tried shitting to reduce the pressure
>head back to table in terror
>continue to eat
>...
>see waitress at next table over while I'm struggling to scarf down another six California rolls
>waddle over in desperation
>mouth full of food as I desperately grunt and gesticulate
>luckily this waitress speaks retard, asks if I want to stop the food
>"f-fahnk ouu"
>shamefully retreat to my table
>I've been saved the $40 I probably would have spent on leftover food
>but there's still more at my table
>force feed myself the rest
>lesson learned
$25 CAD well spent, and it wasn't even the most I had ever eaten there -- or at least not the most pain I'd been in. Somehow I think hanging out with my bros and saving us the money on leftovers expands my stomach.

>>14771997
In Australia, Tight-Ass-Tuesday has 9 pieces of chicken for $9.95 and 2 sides for $5.00.
It's the perfect budget meal for fatasses such as myself.

When i was 22, Decided to eat a pizza by myself because hurr so cool

Smashed it and did not thoroughly enjoy digesting it. But happy i did it the one and only time.

>>14775083
How small are you? I’m 6 foot 150 and I have no trouble eating an entire pizza.

The first time I tried Nutella I ended up eating 3/4 of the jar.

I ate too much at a Chinese buffet and threw up later that night

>>14768690
Sexual fetish about making someone get fatter and fatter. Think about the Architect shitposts but for real.

>>14753518
yer we are gettng pretty tired of you guys

>>14752159
I would dig through the garbage at work to look for decent looking food. Stopped doing it right around covid started and still never got sick

>>14752159
I've won pretty much every eating challenge I've ever tried. I can't wrap my head around the idea that there are people who can't actually finish these things.

>>14775442
Give me your record. I love the idea of challenges but I don't dare attempt them myself.
Restaurants and locations too, if you can.

>>14770399
If you're in Winnipeg getting Vern's, it means you're not getting Santa Lucia and you are therefore retarded.

Eating disorders fuck you up because going over 500 cals in a day feels the same as eating 12,000 cals in a day.

My worst day as about a week after a lot of shit in my life just went to absolute hell and I wanted to die and shit, I had thrown my recovery out a window, and then I went over my 500cal daily limit. So then I ate, because I missed food. And I ate. And ate.
>Two bowls of Lucky Charms
>went to McDonalds, got two McGriddle meals with a large sprite
>Went to WalGreens, got a can of nuts and a bunch of chips and dip (I think it was three family sized bags and three single-serving bags?) and ate it all over the course of the day alongside drinking a 12 pack
>Had Whataburger for lunch, large patty melt combo with fries AND onion rings (?????)
>Continued snacking on chips
>Went to a Korean fried chicken place and got a 20 wing pack, ate it all
>Got ice cream from the place next door
>Got like 8 things from Taco Bell and ate them all
>Baked fucking cookies and ate like 12
>Snacked on uncooked ramen

I still don’t know how I ate all of that without straight up dying or getting sick. But I didn’t. Wild.
I don’t usually throw away entire days after going over the daily limit, but if I do, I go hard. Never went as hard as that before, though, and never have since. Recovering again, too, so it’ll theoretically not be an issue. Still feel queasy thinking about it.

>>14752214
Sounds like an average night for me

>>14768869
>tfw I consume alcohol and cannabis every day
breddy gud

>>14775661
why tho

>>14775661
It’s tolerable if it’s something you’re used to and if the effects on you are enjoyable. Cannabis has a wide range of effects on people based on their individual brain chemistry. It’s the same reason LSD and psilocybin effect the different people in different ways.
For you, it could be fine and dandy, but for someone else it could be a nightmare. For some people just smoking cannabis alone in tiny amounts can cause migraines, anxiety, paranoia, or panic attacks. For other peope, it’s feelings of elation, happiness, hungriness, and forgetfulness.

>>14752203
I run one mile a minute... so yeah.

>>14752159
I ate a whole 35cm (14 inch) double pepperoni pizza in 10-15 minutes and didn't feel all that full afterwards. I'm 180cm in height and weird 72kg.

Once made a peanut butter and bourbon biscuit sandwich.

>>14752159
Asked my first girlfriend to lend me some money so I could buy another XL kebab, minutes after eating the first one. She was more unimpressed than the first time we had sex.

>>14763831
It works for about 2-3 years until the glass starts to get weak I guess. Randomly pouring in some cola and the glass shattered, made a big fucking mess. Might have been just because I had too much ice or the temperature difference was too big or something.

these all happened while high
>once ordered 2 32" cm italian stlye pizzas and ate them both
>another time ordered a big mac, a cheeseburger and a double cheese mcroyal and ate them
But to be fair on those days I haven't or barely eaten anything before ordering these for dinner so I don't know if those were such high-calorie days

>>14777650
>32 cm
>mcroyal
Gay metrics poster

>>14774631
>"are you sure?"
>pic related
kek

>>14752266
you irl

>>14773184
It’s really not that hard when your tolerance is high. Over the summer I was smoking a half oz a week and I wasn’t even smoking that much, just a joint every couple of hours.

>>14777701
I get the cancerous reddit energy but
>I must feel good no bad thoughts
why is that a bad thing if somebody doesn't want to have depression on a saturday morning?

>>14777701
>Chain smoker
>Kids cereal
>Pretending Rick & Morty is for kids
>Pointlessly fancy/expensive bowl and spoon
>Watching TV on a toy
>Drugs

There's absolutely nothing wrong with eating a bowl of cereal in front of the TV. This guy is a massive dickhead though. He's no adult. He's a child who gets over excited at the thought of having adult privileges but hasn't the mental capacity to do anything about it.

>>14752159
>be me
>bake 9x13 pan of coffee cake
>hover around it, it's fresh and warm
>start nibbling
>oops, 1/4 of it is gone.
I also stand over the tray and eat several bites before actually getting a piece.
Sugar will kill me.

>>14754259
Hail to the KING.

>>14777701
I do the same thing but replace the cereal with an egg sandwich and the cartoons with looking at 4chan. And replace the weed with tea or coffee, I don't smoke in the morning. You know what, maybe it's not the same I can't tell anymore.