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14751609 No.14751609[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Have spoken directly to Hiromoot, he says Jackposters are blessed but anons asking about his limp arm will get their entire country rangebanned.

>> No.14751638

Jackposting's back on the menu? I got a couple of bangers I've saved over time that I just need to edit down.

>> No.14751657

Holy shit. What the fuck

>> No.14751853
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>>14751638
Okay boys, here we go.

>> No.14751858
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>>14751853

>> No.14751865
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>>14751858

>> No.14751870
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>>14751865

>> No.14751875
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>>14751870

>> No.14751898
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>>14751865
I had high hopes for this one until Jack started fellating a bar of butter 15 seconds in.

>> No.14751913

>>14751898
What the heck

>> No.14751916
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>> No.14751919

>>14751865
th-thanks jack, it's really uh, full of saliva liek you said it would be

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>>14751913
What you've never gotten your dinner down a weird waterslide before? It makes perfect sense.

>> No.14751962
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>>14751875
They really need make short version of spaghetti for people who don't realise you just put it in and wait 20 seconds before it fits in the pot.

>> No.14751968

>>14751853
>>14751858
>>14751865
>>14751870
I'm worried about his endgame

>> No.14752003

I've only started coming to /ck/ fairly recently and seen a lot of this Jack guy. I've seen a lot of the webms, and I even went to his YouTube and looked at a bunch of his videos, old and new.

And, I mean, it's a bit, right? It's like surrealist comedy shit. How can you have a cooking show on YouTube for 10 years and keep making fuckups and uploading them to YouTube, and then unintentionally displaying such complete and utter lack of self-awareness?

>> No.14752036
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>>14752003
No he's 100% serious. Same with Kay, someone was making fun of her for uploading a complete failure of a meal but I personally respect it a lot, they don't fear failure. Jack is basically in a wheelchair now and incapable of cooking anything but still making videos weekly.
It's what the internet is actually made for, not the highly edited glossy fucking buzzfeed shit that they churn out daily for clicks.

>> No.14752052

>>14752036
delicious corn flaks

>> No.14752058
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>> No.14752197

>>14752036
Yeah but sometimes it feels like they actually don't realise they've failed. It's like they have no shame.

>> No.14752230

>>14752036
We're going to have an entire generation of people like this one day

>> No.14752343

>>14751898
So the Nichijou scene was real after all

>> No.14752418

>>14751968
It's the same as all of us. Death.

>> No.14752421

>>14751870
Bit on the bizarre side but he actually handles cracking an egg onehanded better than me. Didn't expect that.

>> No.14752433

>>14752418
It appears that Jack is an accelerationist.

>> No.14752488
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>> No.14752514

>>14752421
He has the gentle, ball-fondling hands of a natural cuckold

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>>14751962
they do though

>> No.14753002

>>14752687

Who is this gorgeous creature?

>> No.14753006

>>14751657
have you never heard of an ice cream sandwich?

>> No.14753015

>>14752687
what's the point of this webm

>> No.14753022

>>14753015
If you can't figure out the point of a webm and it involves a woman the answer is probably "It makes someone hard and is tangentially related to the topic".

>> No.14753117

>>14753015
Chillis are food.

>> No.14753258

>>14752962
WHY DO THEY NEVER SCRAPE THE CHEESE PERPENDICULAR TO THE SANDWICH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14753416
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>>14751858
>fruit is now covered in 300 calories worth of shit from like 2 oz of "dip"
no wonder he's immobile now god fucking damn

>> No.14753452

This thread is suck, can someone make another with the egg guy

>> No.14753603

>>14753006
Yeah but that's clearly not what he was trying to achieve.

>> No.14753706

>>14753603
that's that dumb woman and it is what I think they were trying to do

>> No.14753712

>>14751858
Its just fluff though????????

>> No.14753748

>>14753706
That's Kay's attempt at arctic roll. You can tell by how she tries to roll the dish from both sides.

>> No.14753796

>>14752962
Good grief America

>> No.14754514

>>14751609
what's this about hiroshima nagasaki's limp arm?

>> No.14754554

>>14752998
>enriched macaroni product
??????????

>> No.14754874

>>14752421
He kinda has to now.

>> No.14754937
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>>14751853
>makes a bean dip
>chili states "no beans"

>> No.14754939

>>14751853
Why would he make bean-less "bean dip"? Does he really think people need to know this?

>> No.14754961

>>14753416
So many people do this to trick themselves into thinking they're eating healthy. Like salads covered in ranch dressing.

>> No.14754971

>>14751853
He looks like Bob Chipman

>> No.14755528

>>14752687
jesus christ cliffyb has seen some better days

>> No.14755741

>>14752343
>EEEEEEEEEH

>> No.14755781

>>14752962
soyface.jpg

>> No.14756532

>>14751962
I unironically break my noodles because they're easier to consume that way. Who wants to fuck around with stupid long noodles? Not this guy.

>> No.14756557

>>14751853
He looks so young and healty there ;-;

>> No.14756560

>>14751858
What's that white block he drops in first?

>> No.14756572
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>>14756560

>> No.14756579

>>14752998
Enriched macaroni product

>> No.14756619

>>14754961
Only vinegar and oil chads should be allowed to eat salads, anything else is cringe

>> No.14756640

>>14752003
He's American

>> No.14756662

>>14751609
>limp arm
????????

>> No.14756682

>>14756662
God's punishment for the cooking.

>> No.14756703

>>14752687
They all look miserable.

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More Kay.

>> No.14758511

>>14758486
What the fuck is that, why the fuck are they boiling that shit in plastic, what the absolute FUCK is going on in that webm?

>> No.14758590

>>14758486
did she make two fat dumplings boiled in plastic and call them bagels? is she taking the piss?

>> No.14758591
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>>14758486
I demand explanation

>> No.14758629
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>>14758511
>>14758590
>>14758591
No point in questioning Kay, she's just special.

>> No.14758806

>>14758629
wtf is this

>> No.14758912

>>14758629
What the fuck?

>> No.14759149
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>>14756847
... Is that a fly?

>> No.14759185

>>14752058
>unholy dip

>> No.14759190

>>14759149
Well yeah, it's flied rice.

>> No.14759216

>>14751858
Where did you get all these videos? He literally deleted all those classics to avoid further embarrassment.

>> No.14759227

>>14752998
Do americans really...?

>> No.14759245

>>14759216
They're all on his channel.