/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14749352
>shit like a rabbit the next few hours
Weeeeeeeeeee

>>14749355

>>14749352
I hate it. The kernels get caught in between my teeth.

>>14749352
It's hard on your teeth and gums though.

>>14749613
boomer pls

>>14749656
He's right tho. I cracked a molar on a rogue unpopped kernel when I was in my 20's. Popcorn has risks.

>>14749702
lrn2calcium

Also high in l-arginine, good for erections

>put garlic powder on it
>put too much garlic powder on it
>taste garlic for days

>>14749352
popcorn sucks

>>14749352
>gets stuck behind your molars and stabs your gums

Popcorn is really wonderful... inexpensive, healthy, fun to eat.

The best popcorn I've made is on the stovetop with corn oil. When popped, I add finely ground salt. That's it, no disgusting butter or anything. Now, sometimes if I'm feeling frisky, I'll put a light sprinkling of Old Bay seasoning, but that's rare.

>>14749656
I hated getting the kernel casings stuck in my teeth back when I was a little kid.

>>14749352
Popcorn is extremely high calorie for what you're eating.

>>14749359
what show is this?

Girl I used to date had a mom who would microwave half a stick of salted butter, then microwave the popcorn, then dump the microwaved butter on the popcorn.

I usually just get regular orville popcorn and put a few shakes of pic related on it. I don't understand the hate on popcorn. It's quite light and tasty.

>air pop some red, blue, or purple amish popcorn
>glug and mix a little olive oil in
>salt
>nutritional yeast, otherwise black pepper, but not both
Party time

>>14750950
>amish popcorn

my nigga

>>14749352
>Extra butter
>light salt
>Tabasco
>milk duds

Shake bag, enjoy

>>14749352
You forgot
>shelf stable
I always have a bag or two in my work backpack, perfect for a snack or forgetting my lunch.

>popcorn at the theater
>best thing ever
>popcorn at home
>salty cardboard
What’s their secret, fellas?

>>14751162

>>14751165
Yep

>>14750899
Orange Is The New Black

>>14749352
>Popcorn is a literal superfood
I often make some air popped popcorn, then spray it with butter flavored cooking spray and sprinkle aspartame, salt, and vanilla coffee creamer all over it. Aspartame + chili powder, garlic power, cinnamon, etc works as well.
Sometimes I will eat an entire mixing bowl of popcorn, which is about 1 cup of unpopped kernels. This will be my dinner. Popcorn is healthier than rice.
It is the best 'snack' food in the world. Tho I don't snack, I eat it as a meal.

>>14751165
>diacetyl

>>14749352
corn is pretty bad for you tho

>>14751162
You're a retard is the secret.
>cm of oil in pasta pot
>drop three kernels in
>turn on medium heat lid on
>wait for all three kernels to pop
>add a cup of the kernels
>lid on
>move the pot around in circles on the range as it pops, never stop moving it
>dump into a bowl
>season with salt and shake
>take a tablespoon of salted butter and a tablespoon of oil and microwave for 15 seconds
>mix the butter and oil and drizzle it over the popped corn
It's literally that easy stupid bitch idiot retard hack fraud fucking loser cunt

>>14752362
Also nutritional yeast and kraft dinner packets are great for popcorn

>>14752355
>corn is pretty bad for you tho
How?

>>14749352
*gets stuck between your teeth*