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A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire board consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this board is called "food and cooking" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this post for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over 4chan and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this board this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own board just because I know this one exists now.

>> No.14747194

>>14747192
tl;dr

>> No.14747195

Take a shower, go outside, and have sex.

>> No.14747205

>>14747194
Yeah too faggoty

>> No.14747212

>>14747195
Seethe and dilate.

>>14747192
Preach, it's about time someone said it.

>> No.14747215

t. screaming porch grandpa

>> No.14747244

finally someone who has the guts to tell it like it is bravo OP

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14747274

>>14747192
grilled cheese sandwich? are a baby?

>> No.14747275

"grilled cheese" is such a stupid fucking name for it. It's more than cheese.

>> No.14747300

So, does pasta belong in a grilled cheese sandwich? (Google finds this rant in Reddit from 2014.)

Me, I like a pan-fried cheese & tomato sandwich.

>> No.14747426

When was the last good pasta made? It feels like it’s a thing of the past.

>> No.14747553

>>14747300
Naisu. For extra goodness cut thick slices of a ripe beefsteak or purple heirloom tomato season with salt, pepper and oregano and lay them on a buttered skillet over a very low flame til they shrivel up like OPs testicles and the tomatos get a light gold maillard crust on both sides and stuff your favorite grilled cheese with them.

>> No.14747581

>>14747192
Congratulations, you're more obsessed about this than what Italians are over their dishes.

>> No.14747596

>>14747581
The Greeks break their dishes.

>> No.14747598

>>14747192
> I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives.
As I'm older than you, I want to say that you shouldn't be eating so much cheese anon too many is bad for you, chill with the cheese or you would have to scoop your shit out with a drill