/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Other side.

>>14730663
idk man just cook it and post results

>>14730663
that's larry he wants to be sous vide

Seriously bros. If push comes to shove, I'll probably just mince it to shreds and serve in a bun

>>14730663
looks like pork ribs

>>14730663
I have no idea what this is

Figured it out. No idea what the cut is called tho.

Probably cut it to pieces and make soup while I bomb the seller with negative reviews.

>guys I bought it online and was expecting acceptable quality!
>guys it wasn't up to my standards now I'm gonna give them negative reviews!

imagine buying meat online and expecting something good lmao

>>14730781

i can get a good look at a t-bone steak by stickin my head up a bulls ass, but i might as well just take the butcher's word for it.

That doesn't look like any animal from this planet.

It looks like human bones structure

>>14730763
Why the fuck are you buying meat from an online seller in the first place?

>>14730788
Because that turned out so great this time.

>>14730663
>people actually order meat online

>>14730857
op do not eat, DO NOT EAT

>>14730884
meat is meat faggot, not going to waste food just because you're squeamish fuck off

>>14730857
Inb4 op is a cannibal and is posting just to fuck with us

>>14730663
Why are you buying meat online, you live in a midwestern food desert that's gotten so bad you have to resort to this shit?

>>14730946
The supply chain is fucked, can't get meat at grocery stores anymore, sadly.

>>14730951
Meanwhile California is half on fire and half raining poison ash and you can still walk into any number of grocery chains and see freshly butchered cuts lining the deli section.
Saw a good deal on skirt steaks and treated myself to a 10 oz medium for lunch. Must suck being a flyover huh?

>>14730958
>no pics
Sure you did, buddy. Nice Larp.

>>14730960
Yes let me go take a picture of the food I already ate, give me another hour and a half and I'll have it ready in the toilet bowl. Honestly I don't really need to do that anyways, only lonely faggots starved for attention like OP need to take copious pictures of their food/ingredients and scurry onto 4chan to blog about it. I'm above that crap because I care little about other people's opinions.

>>14730974
>I'm above that crap because I care little about other people's opinions.
So you are against sharing food photos but you sure care about other people opinions enough you have to make an angry post about it on a food and cooking board.

>>14730995
typical homofornian

>>14730974

>>14730663
>buying meat online
That's probably some mexican dealer's leg.

>>14730663
you literally got the pigs ass

>>14730663
Its probably not pork anon

>>14730958
In my flyover one of our stores has organic lamb chops on special for 7.99/lb and prime strips for 10 or 11/lb. House ground chuck goes for 2.99

Imagine not buying meat online so you can source you meat from all around the world

>>14730763
Looks like a pretty long pig

>>14730663
why are you ordering meat over 'some guy' on the internet? go to a fucking grocery store

>>14730663
Is that a spine?

>>14732493
>>14730946
>>14730867
Looking for a long term supplier for a home-based side business of about 20-40kg a week. This was one of the more promising options (PHP230/kg (or $4USD/kg)). I bought these ones to sample. Turns out they were shit

>>14732542
Yes. Not sure which animal tho.

>>14732476
Imagine not owning and butchering your own cattle.

>>14732552
Looks like a cat or medium sized dog.

>>14730663
Cut off the meat, braise it in soysauce, honey, garlic, and green onion for two hours. Boil the backbones for six hours and make a soup stock. Add some of the braising liquid after and make a nice soup, cut the braised pork into cubes and enjoy a fine soup.

>>14730946
did you not notice "kg"? op isn't even in america

>>14730763
Looks like vertebrae that leads to the neck.

>>14730663
i'd watch out for the spinal cord if i were you

I went to the Arab grocery store to get cuts of lamb that you can't find at the big stores so I got lamb shanks to braise but because it had weird halal cuts through the bone it just curled in on itself into a ball and took forever to get tender

>>14730788
can you sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves?

>>14732487
LOL.

>>14732547
>home based side business
>doesn't recognize the cut of meat

you must be a special kind of fucking retard or just enjoy the sensation of losing money

I got a package of spare ribs from BJ's a couple weeks ago. I under cooked them and ate them, after getting drunk and high. I had the shits for about 8 days straight. Don't under cook pork.

>>14730763
>>14730663
Sorry OP, definitely not pork.

>>14732476
Imagine not living within reasonable distance of Jungle Jim's and being able to see and hold literally any food or drink on the planet before buying.

>>14733628
based tri-state poster

>>14730763
You bought someone's fucking scraps dumbass. Sucker born every minute.

>>14731411
truly thinking about moving to a flyover because poverty and i don't go outside enough to be worth it but i'm black so that brings down the number of places i'm down to move.

Looks like pork neck bone OP. Goes great in soup. It's got lots of collagen so you can use it like an ox tail.

>>14730958
>>>>>kg
cali beef is shit, i can go pet the cows I am about to eat in a supposed food desert. enjoy your factory farms

>>14734689
reminder you are safer in a white suburb, statistically

>>14735975
Just mind your manners and whitey will love you friend.

I think it's fine it's just some fucked up random ass butchery

looks like some of the neck meat + boston butt thing + plus some random wonky cut half ribs

although you have to think if they put this little effort into butchery, imagine how many corners they cut when raising the thing

>>14730663
>>14730674
>>14730763
Just decided to go fuck it and grill the thing at 400 for 3 hours. Beside scraping the meat with a spoon it wasn't half bad. Tasted a lot like pork so it must be pork.

The spinal cord had both a rubbery and mushy texture that tastes like unspiced mayo.

>>14730663
>>14736512
you just ate a human dude, disgusting

>>14736512
can't believe you just ate some random mystery meat off the internet

>>14736512
>unironically eating a split open, oozing spinal cord obtained from resold stolen meat from the internet to avoid safety regulations
enjoy your prions disease dumbfuck

>>14736512
What a chad move

>>14730663
>washing your meat like a nigger

>>14736512
>Cooked it
>Ate it
As a man should. All the sois replying to your post are just that. Soymen. Chad post anon.

>>14736512
This is ck.

/ck/ - Cannibalism

>>14730873
where else can i buy lion meat?

>>14734689
Learn to capitalize your sentences and I and you'll fit right in with us.

>>14736512
Might be better in a stew. We eat much lamb spine here in taiwan, slow cook is way to go

>>14730663
op.... that does not look like pork....

>>14730771
Hey everyone, look! This guy figured out how online commerce works!

>>14736512
I hope you enjoyed your long pork anon

LOL DIS NIGGA EATIN' 'UMAN BEENS

>>14730663
>>14730674
>>14730763
This isn't pork, their spine doesn't curve like this...

>>14730663
Zoologist here, this is either a horese or a pretty small geraffe.

>>14736887
in africa

>>14737521
>It's geraffe meat

>>14730663
>>14730674
that human ribcage...

>>14735956
that's not what a food desert is retard

>>14734689
I've heard africa is nice, you can you pick food off the trees and throw a rock to kill a gazelle and have a feast. You should move there

>>14736512
Nigga gave himself Kuru

>>14732487
I wonder what a long pig would taste like

>>14732476
But that's a bad thing. Foreign meat is considered inferior to local meat.

>>14730763
Going by this image, it looks like you got baby back ribs with the loin attached. That white vein should be fat or weak sinew. You wouldn't have gotten spinal cord without getting a spine - pig vertebrae look like other vertebrae and the cord runs inside like anything else with a spine.

>>14736512

>>14737521
>geraffe
did you get your zoologist degree at the university of dumbfuckery?

>>14738550

>>14733628
Holy based. I love Jungle Jim's.

>>14737521
>Zoologist here

>>14732547
That's more than enough meat volume to warrant getting a sales rep from a reputable company to bring you samples and shit.

nigga really ate human meat

>>14739275
Honestly, what's wrong with human meat? Protein is protein. Your body doesn't give a fuck where it came from.

>>14733438
>you must be a special kind of fucking retard or just enjoy the sensation of losing money


lmao I would gild this comment if I could!

>>14736512
OP, I’ve watched a couple documentaries on cannibals and they al have stated that humans taste just like pork

>>14739279
>he doesn't know about proteopathies

>>14739279
>t. bundy

>>14736893
ur an faggit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

>>14730663
>>14730674
>>14730763
>>14736512
>buying meat you aren't sure of the origin of
>then not only eating the meat, but the spinal region it was extracted from as well

Pray for OP, he may end up in the ER by week's end.

Once I ate a bit of chicken spine from el poyo loco. You think I'll be ok? It's been a year.

>>14739641
chickens don't carry it

>>14738582
Fava beans and chianti?

>>14736512
I always heard that human meat tasted like pork and you helped a murdered get rid of a body.

>>14736512
You redeemed yourself from being an idiot that fucking buys meat off the internet. Bravo OP

>>14739279
because it would put a price on human life, and therefor useless people like you would be more profitable and contribute more to society as a food product.

>>14731411
>house ground
>not grinding your own
sure, ground chuck, if you like eating all of the parts of the animal that even the grocery store couldn't otherwise sell

>>14730663
>>14730674
>>14730763
>washing meat

this thread makes me uncomfortable

>>14730763

You just ate a human, bro

>>14730763
Human ribs don't have that aggressive curvature, nor do they go that far down the spine. Just looks like pork that someone how to manhandle to fit in a box.

>>14743674
Top of the ribs (so not spare ribs as advertised) plus loin.

If he had have gotten the spare ribs, he probably would have had a fairly decent slab of bacon attached.

>>14736946
>>14737559
>>14738550
>>14739275
>>14739472
>>14739522
>>14742738
OMG HUMAN MEAT PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP FUNNY REACTOIN PIC AHHH

>he ate human flesh
Americans are pigs, no difference

>>14730763
Looks pretty human.
Are you sure is pork?

>>14736512
>Ate the spinal fluid

Anon, that's how you get brain prions...

>>14744616
>looked it up
>it's true
Well shit. Why did none of you assholes tell me about this before I fucking ate it?

>>14744644
It's relatively uncommon, but it's still scary shit.

No cure. No treatment. Once you get prions, you're dead in a matter of months, maybe even weeks. Scientists have no idea what to do about it; it just hits you, and your mind deteriorates into a state of animalism until you're dead. Oh, also, it's not THAT rare, it happens all the fucking time, which is why hunters always cut away from the ribs and the spine when they process deer and boar.

...Welp! Try not to worry too much! You'll probably be fine!

>>14744662
>Look it up
>Also true

>>14730699
Sup Murph, finally had enough of Lexi's shit?

>>14736512
The fucking BALLS on this anon God damn

>>14744616
>>14744662
RIP OP

>>14730974
>care little about other people's opinions
>make a post like >>14730958
One of these things is not like the other

>>14744679
don't look up the videos of deer with cwd. it's depressing. i saw one where the deer just collapses in the shallow part of a lake and drown in 8 inches of water

>>14744662
fukken RIP OP

>op eats literal human remains
>123 replies
>not one single reference to soylent green
Very disappointed tbqhwyfam

>>14744704
What are they doing? I'm too ADHD to actually watch the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAp37HDiPP4

>>14744704
My grandpa told me this story about how he was in Smolonsk or Smolensk or something that sounded like that, and he was so hungry that he and his friends wanted to eat this pig, but he knew it wasn't safe, because he grew up in a pig farm, so he warned them all not to eat it.

His captain listened to him and didn't eat it, along with only 3 or 4 other people, but EVERYONE ELSE ate a bit of the pork once it started cooking, because it just smelt so damn good, especially when everyone was starving.

Everyone who ate it ended up wasting away and dying within 3 or 4 months, and everyone who didn't eat it, include my grandpa, survived the entire war altogether.

>>14733628
>>14733662
>>14738587
Tell me of this Jungle jims

>>14744744
what is this retarded story supposed to convey?

>>14744746
It's an international grocery store in Cincinnati in a 25000+ square foot warehouse that sells just about everything you can imagine. Entire aisles devoted to different countries. You could very easily spend four hours in there and not see everything. It's an experience. Best Boar's Head selection you've ever seen. Every fucking item of produce imaginable. Great humidor if you're into cigars.

>>14744759
That prion diseases is not a joke

>>14744679
Listen you dumb piece of shit. We've been telling you not to eat it since the start of the thread. You just didn't fucking listen because you're too fat and retarded. You have only yourself to blame.

>>14736512
Just last week I saw a tard on /an/ kill himself eating Devil's Trumpet seeds and now this. Good job, OP, you died for our lulz.

>>14744767
If they got it they got it cause they ate pork raw not pork in general

>>14744777
Salmonela doesn't cause "wasting away," Prion disease does.

>>14744777
No! They have been cooking the pork and the people who did not want to eat the pork ate the pork because it smelt too good!

>>14744782
Your retarded grandfather made the story up you little shit. He hid in a whole and got fucked in his whole during the war let it go.

>>14744777
Cooking doesn't kill it. In fact it's damn near indestructible.

>>14744789
You idiot, are you saying they ate it raw or not? cause it it wasnt raw how exactly did they get prions from cooked pork?

>>14744790
I'm not the guy who told the story, I just know what you do. Who knows, maybe he did make it up, but prion disease is still no joke

>>14744793
Nowhere did he say they ate the brain. He said they ate the meat
>>14744796
see above

>>14744794
Not him, but prion disease happens because incorrectly folded proteins corrupt the proteins around them, eventually destroying parts of your brain and spinal cord, turning them into "swiss cheese".

Not even heat fixes the shape of these proteins, and will still infect you despite thorough cooking.

>>14744737

Go back to reldit

>>14744789
Lmao, are you from like russia or something? Why do you sound autistic?

>>14744764
Jungle jims is fucking amazing. Their beer and wine selection is simply ridiculous.

I live a couple hours away and go at least 3 times a year. and spend like 300 dollars on random shit.

>>14744740
just a big tldr for prions and cwd in deer
>cwd is 100 percent lethal once an animal has it, no treatment
>when the animal is sick, they shed prions through urine, feces, and saliva, potentially infecting others
>prions are not a type of bacteria or virus but misfolded proteins and are infectious practically forever
>cwd in some cases has destroyed deer populations to the point to where they can not return
>cwd is hard to manage and the only real way to prevent spread is to keep the deer that have it from moving and spreading it to healthy populations
>north dakota has been relatively on top of their game when it comes to early detection but relies on hunters for sending in samples for testing (usually the head or lymph nodes)
it's a tame video. nothing major and is mainly informative talking about general cwd info, the steps the NDGNF has taken to prevent the spread of cwd to other deer populations in the state of North Dakota, and info regarding hunting/processing deer with cwd.

>>14744771
link

>>14744825
You in Ohio? It's around a two hour drive for me. Mercer County.

>>14744740
They’re partying dropping molly and having unprotected sex with Miley Cyrus

>>14730663
one of the better threads since the pigeons

>>14744805
So are you saying you can get it from any animal at any time? How does this affect the pig situation?

Seriously though lots of zoos went belly up during covid. It might be giraffe.

>>14744843
Only certain animals, like deer and pig, but I also believe black bear and human are carriers of the disease, which is why people in the replies were telling you you'd get kuru from eating human flesh

>>14744863
Ok again you arent getting my point. Are you trying to say people should never eat pork based on that then? Like whats your point or the point of the story?

>>14744830
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/3484107/#q3484107

>>14744843
>>14744874
It means don't fucking eat the spinal chords and brains, especially when getting it from a sketchy website selling bargain mystery meat. Knowing that it was properly inspected and butchered is another factor.

>>14744888
No shit you faggot im asking about that retards story that has no bearing on what you just said nigger learn to read

>>14744874
I don't know, I just know that you can get prion diseases from consuming the spinal fluid of certain animals. If the spinal cord gets cut, it can contaminate any flesh it comes in contact with, ruining the whole animal, which is why they teach you to cut away from the spine when you're processing deer after you hunt.

>>14744874
It means that first world countries have testing standards that make sure, or is as close as is possible, that you can't sell infected meat. The POINT is that prion diseases, like CWD (which is not transferrable) mad cow disease, etc. will not be killed by cooking and are a death sentence. If you get a prion disease you are one hundred percent guaranteed to die. If you don't understand how giving an example of a group of people who ate suspect meat and died is relevant to a thread about eating suspect meat I can't help you.

>>14744890
You know what, I lied, you actually can't ever get it, they're not transferrable to humans. Eat absolutely whatever meat you want from wherever you want. To save money try to do this as much as possible, you're actually a fucking genius for figuring this out.

>>14744934
Again people kill and eat wild pigs and deer all the time I dont get what you mean

>>14744948
>I dont get what you mean
I hope you do some day

>>14744948
not all wild pigs and deer are infected and most people aren't eating deer brain stems.
check your local fish and wildlife to see if they have any maps of areas affected with cwd or other prion diseases.

>>14744662
>deer and boar
I thought prions were only transmitted human -> human...

>>14744955
>>14744958
Again see the story that dude told. There was no mention of brain stems thats where my confusion is coming from.

>>14744959
while there are human to human prion diseases such as kuru (consumption of human meat), there is animal to human prion diseases such as bovine spongiform encephalopathy (mad cow disease).
cjd can also be spread through medical malpractice too.

>>14744962
Like I said, if the spinal fluid or brain matter contaminates the meat, the meat is ruined too. For example, say a hunter is trying to strip the backstrap from a deer and rakes his knife across the spine; then both his knife, and the meat around it is now covered in diseased spinal fluid that will now kill him if he eats it.

This is why when a meat packing factory fucks up and sends out tainted meat, they scorch the whole line and start from scratch, because you have no fucking idea what got infected and what didn't, and you don't want to take that risk of sending anything infected out.

>>14744972
So is there ever a circumstance ever when you can eat brain matter or spinal fluid?

>>14744962
You don't HAVE to eat brain stems. Also, CWD has never been transferred to humans.
>>14744959
Nope, "mad cow disease" was a prion disease. It can be transmitted by any contaminated meat. Kuru was the most common human/human transmitted prion diease afaik. At least transmitted by eating human meat.


I'll note that just because CWD hasn't been transmitted to people that doesn't mean it can't be, and if you live in an area where it's common you should get your meat tested (if you hunt). Pretty sure most competent slaughterhouses do this for free.

>>14744979
>Be me
>butchering cow
>nick spinal column
>spinal fluid leaks out
>whole family dies an excruciating death

I just don't know how to explain this more simply.

>>14744979
Yeah, sure, people eat lamb brains, squirrel brains, and other sorts of brain for food all the time. You just have to make sure it comes from a clean, reputable source. That's why it's hard to trust these online dealers unless you've met them, and have some sort of genuine rapport with them.

>>14744991
>I just don't know how to explain this more simply.
Cause it seems bizarre to me why humans cant eat that. It just doesnt make sense

All of this confusion because anon told a detail-sparce scare story. Haha!
>The pig is sketchy, my grandpa says!
What was sketchy about it?
>They ate a bit of the pork!
What bits did they eat? The fucking brain?
>The men who ate "a bit" of sketchy pork died!
Oh shit, I'd better watch out.

>OP eats mystery human spinal meat
Yeah, I'm thinking put me in the screencap

>>14744996
Yeah, no one knows what the fuck even causes prions. It just shows up, infects your population, and there's nothing you can do about it.

It's not a cancer, and it's not a bacteria, virus, or parasite. It's just a single misfolded protein complex, and then one month later, you're dead.

>>14742275
based mdickie

>>14745011
To be fair, you sound pretty scared

>>14745080

Can you blame him? Prion diseases are terrifying.

>>14730663
imagine dying alone and your last thoughts being, "if only i had listened to those people on 4chan"

>>14745067
nah sounds like bullshit. See >>14744995
People eating brains all the time

>>14744764

>Boar's head

Boar's head is a trash fly by night meme company that appeared five years ago acting like they had a history. They resell sysco products. They suck.

>Guy makes a meme thread thinking he'll get epic (you)'s
>Thinks he's badass cause he ate a bunch of mystery meat
>Anons tell him about prions
>"N-Nuh uh, you're fucking with me"
>More anons chime in about the very real danger of prions
>"H-Haha, it's not really THAT dangerous...Right?"
>Anons tell him how dangerous it is
>"No it's not true you're lying prions aren't real stop trying to scare me I just wanted to farm youuuuuuu's!"

Kek What A Bitch

>>14744890
If it's butchered incorrectly bits of the infected parts can spread to the rest of the meat. Also the anon never stated what parts of the pig they ate. It's not impossible to think that some starving soldiers eating questionable meat even after being warned not to might not be exhibiting the highest level of butchering and food safety at that point.

>>14730763
Idk man i would have just slow cooked it any way you want.

>>14745136
Again he never said it even was infected which is why it seemed like he was implying to never eat pork in general or something

>>14736512
Chad

>>14745118
I've been saying this for years but dumbasses on here keep defending it and pretending like it's some kind of high quality product. It's truly cringy.

>>14745106
Prions can also just happen to you, like with fatal insomnia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_insomnia

>>14745132
Well /ck/ finally has its own darwin award winner. Just like /k/ and /out/. Or rather soon will

>>14745317
You niggers don't remember the fucking moron who gave himself leprosy because he found a roadkilled armadillo and ate it? /ck/ has had morons in it forever.

>>14745402
sauce? wtf

>>14745407
You don't want to know.

>>14745427
Guess the fuck again

>>14745402
How many boards have Darwin Award winners? I'm losing count.

>>14745402
I did, I thought he posted that on /k/
>>14745432
>>14745407
here

>>14745508
Gold.

>>14745508
>anon's face when he eats armadillo meat

>>14745456
Well, /k/ has that guy who dug up a mustard gas shell in a field in France and was gassed to death by it. And it has that guy in South America who tossed a grenade in a toilet and and was blown up. And it has that guy who perished deep underground building a bunker, etc.

>>14745402
how about the brownies made with semen from an HIV positive anon?

>>14744878
That guy is most definitely meming

>>14745456
An anime influenced some Mexican guy on /a/ to go camping and he set a mountain on fire.

>>14745826
>>14745592
Is there a collection of screencaps that had disasterous/catastrophic results?

>>14745830
Here's the camping one.

>>14745830

>>14745317
My favorite, though he didn't die or anything, was the Anon who fell asleep while boiling a can of sweetened condensed milk and punched a hole in the ceiling as well as shattered the fuck out of his stove.

>>14745613
you can't get pozzed by eating HIV, let alone cooked HIV

>>14745830

>>14745940

>>14745613
turns out that was fake. it was condensed milk, guy talked about it a while after. Still funny thou

>>14744991
Actually , and im honna site my source so take it as you will, this hunter dude on Joe Rogan were talking about CWD, and this scientist on a diffrebt rogan episode.
Anyhow it does transmit to humans abd has been found in them. But it is so far benign in us. Ie tbe prions in your brain but doesn't fuck with humans as its not evolved for us yet.
So fear not, or fear alot take your pick

>>14730788
Well you can stick your head up a butchers ass

>>14746021
lol did this retard not read the recipe properly? You have to sit next to it for like 4 hours and control the temperature and stir it to avoid exactly what happened.

>>14745839
>go camping like in my chinese cartoons
>burn down Mexico
Everything went better than expected

>>14737521
it couldn't have been a giraffe, it would have more expensive

>>14736512
>anon buys human flesh off of a person trying to dispose of a corpse
>cooks and eats it
>specifically eats spinal fluid so now he's going to probably get prions
What a wild thread.
Let us know how the disease goes!

>>14737521
OP you're a fucking retard. You saved probably $5 and potentially gave yourself an incurable disease. Hope you're happy

sweet mother of god...

jesus christ lmao who fucking buys meat online

>>14746681

But have you seen those prices for drop-shipped flesh from Alibaba?

>>14746681
>>14746692
>he doesn't buy Zimbabwean beef from Chinese ((merchants)) by the ton

NGMI

Link seller

>>14733442
Poor babby can't handle raw pork

>>14746692
The goyim in you really shine when you consider you eat "price" and not food

>>14745106
I wouldn't eat mammalian brains or neuronal tissue. bird or fish or insect is fine as they are far removed ancestry wise. Weird fact about bird brains is that they are very dense, i.e. there's more neurons per 1cubic centimeter of bird brain (moreso in corvids and raptors)than any mammalian brain including human.

>>14745456
leprosy is curable

>>14736512
>The spinal cord had both a rubbery and mushy texture that tastes like unspiced mayo.
Madman

>>14746786
a lot of birds can actually talk human languages, not just parrots, but like crows and ravens and what not

>>14746786
What about marsupials or monotremes?

>>14746790
Yeah but still managing to catch such a disease in this day and age requires a special amount of retardation

So OP, before you die, would you mind telling us who specifically you bought the meat from? I can imagine the authorities would be fascinated to know.

>>14730663
That's 100% not pork and probably dog meat or sum shit, bruh. Stop buying meat on the deep web.