/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14744894

Poop

>>14744894
they're pretty tasty

>>14744894
Fat acid heat.

>>14744894
They can be pretty damn good. Excellent bar food and one of the few things I'll put ranch on.

>>14744922
>one of the few things I'll put ranch on

>>14744928
Kill yourself.

>>14744894
based af. hit em with the old bay seasoning and the ranch. Ive always wanted to try them with bleu cheese but its always slipped my mind. Also that tangy sauce that geos good on onion rings seems like it might be good but I could be a tastelet

OP here. I'm going to make my own, I'll report back soon.

>>14744938
>Kill yourself.

Hiroshimoot should make wojak posting a bannable offense.

>>14744944
>Ive always wanted to try them with bleu cheese but its always slipped my mind.
Same here. I never fucking remember to ask for blue cheese when I order these.

>>14744969
>Hiroshimoot should make wojak posting a bannable offense.

I love them but they hold up the worst out of any greasy fried food. With onion rings or fries I can enjoy them for at least a good 15 minutes but I swear I get half that before the breading separates with fried pickles. Maybe it has to do with the moisture content?

>>14744894
They look like they'd be delicious mixed 50/50 with some hand cut homemade nuggies or tendies desu. Toss em in a bowl and each one's a surprise.

>Hiroshimoot should make wojak posting a bannable offense.

>>14744975
Post a firearm that you own.

>>14744987
Pic is what me and my cousins are issued at birth. Your turn.

This seriously isn't the board for people like you but go ahead an exhaust your soy folder.

>>14744987
>Post a firearm that you own.

>>14745000
He said post one you own.

>>14744969
It doesn't matter. In six months they'll be tired of wojak and it will be another equally irritating fad

Log off if you can

test

>>14745016
You haven't been shadow banned

>>14745012
I doubt it, I think this shit will be the rest of forever. I used to be able to leave for months at a time but my life's currently shit so here I am.

>>14745000
>Not a pic of your gun
>M1 hasn't been in active use by anyone who matters since the '70s
I think that's what you kids would call a big oof.

>>14744894
Approximately 0.1% of places make them right. But even when made wrong they're still OK.

>>14744894
Those are some weird looking fried pickles. Deep frying pickles really changes up the flavor profile. Chips are good but I actually prefer spears.

pickles are supposed to be wet and salty
how are they deepfried (tastewise)?

>>14744938
don't respond to reddit post.

>>14745091
Fair enough, I'll stop.

>>14745076
Man, I wish I had the culinary background to explain what chemical process happens when you deep fry pickles that adjusts the flavor.

They are still generally "wet" because of the moisture that is trapped inside but I would probably suggest placing them on a paper towel before applying a coating (I usually make them at the end of a batch of tempura with the same batter/panko) as excess moisture at the surface will instantly hit boiling temp and make the oil go crazy.

The salt is still there. The flavor in general is more of a pure pickle flavor and less straight salt. I would definitely suggest something closer to a dill pickle than something sweeter like bread and butter because the cooking process takes some of the edge off already..

If you like pickles, you will likely love them fried.

>>14745156
not who you are responding to, and never had fried pickles, but i will try next time i make batter and heat up my deepfryer

>>14745164
It's a good thing to experiment with when you already have a bunch of the work out of the way already. First time I ever did it I just took a couple spears and treated them the same way I did the zucchini that I was doing at the same time. Turned out great, worked well plain or with ranch/ponzu and I've just been experimenting with them since.

>>14744894
Need to get them from the right place. There's a bbw place that does it good, they include fried peppers to. Nice and crunchy, with some dill and green onions sprinkled through it. They serve it hot and in huge piles. And with their house made ranch. Always order it when I go there, if I go with family I order at least 2. They go fast

>>14745197
thanks anon, i'll deffo try them out

>>14744905
Salt too

>>14744894
Damn I want fried pickles now

>>14744894
eat em and you'll be redpilled
Hooters, Chili's, and most seafood places do the best fried pickies in my experience

OP here, holy shit I could eat my weight in these things. Sorry for potato quality but god damn these are good.

>>14744894

Make you're own pickles first to get the flavor exactly how you want it. Not hard to do and you can experiment with different spices and seasonings to get something truly unique and bomb as fuck.

How do I know if they're fried pickles or cucumbers?

>>14744894
Best when you use spicy batter.

>>14744894
spicy pickles in dill ranch

>>14745243
>There's a bbw place
I fucking bet it is.

>>14745966
They're cucumbers when you put them in the fryer. They're pickles when they're done cooking.

>>14745966
I mean, you have to pickle the cucumber to be a pickle, cooking it is different.

>>14746002
They're pickles when you pickle them.

>>14744894
> Redpill me on
Ever thought of not talking like a complete fucking retard you braindead turbocuck?

Additional note for anyone who tries this. Since pickles are high in fluid content they can store a large amount of heat from being deep fried. The chip versions probably let that heat off more easily than a spear. Depending on how big a piece you use you might want to give it a sec to cool off.

>>14744928
You have become what you hate.

>>14746069
Haha imagine getting angry at words on the internet. Sounds like you need a big plate of fried pickles.

>>14744894
Dill pickles? or bread and butter pickles?

>>14744894
do mutts really?

What's the best recipe for these?

>>14746382
>only Americans eat fried food
Why do Euros lie?

>>14746052
right, that's what I said. Frying them rapidizes the pickling process. That's why you never see fried cucumbers. It's not possible.

>>14746205
No one would ever fry a bread and butter pickle. They're disgusting.

>>14744928
>>14744961
>>14744975
>>14744986
>>14745006

>>14744894
Fried olives are so damn good for real, never tried pickles tho but must be good too

>>14748349
way better....fried olives sound horrid pal

>>14745994
Lmao

>>14744894
fat people think they're vegetables

>>14748353
Don't talk if you never tried them, they are pretty tasty senpai but have to be some good olives obviously
Aight I'm going to look some recipe for fried pickles, I'm sure nobody made them on my country

>>14746193
Not him but I was also triggered by the word red pill and to be fair a big plate of fried pickles would make me feel better, spot on.

>>14744978
if you make them out of pickle spears they last a bit longer

>>14748380
wow i've never even thought to, and I love fried pickles thanks anon, going to try this.

>>14748378
How are they not vegetables?

>>14748323
Nigga you crazy?

>>14746069
>mad at redpill
>calls people cuck

No one else gonna post their recipes?

>slice some good quality dill pickles
>pour out some flour and mix in some shakes of salt, garlic powder, cayenne, paprika, and a few grinds of black pepper + 1tbsp of corn starch and mix together
>dip pickle slices into flour mix
>in a bowl combine a large egg + few glugs of hot sauce and a glug of milk or cream, mix together and dip floured pickles into egg mix
>re-dip chips into flour + egg then toss into a mix of crackermeal, panko, and salt/pepper/cayenne
>freeze finished chips for 30-60min then fry at 350 until deeply golden brown
>dip in whatever the fuck you want but realize you're a homosexual if you don't dip them in homemade ranch

>>14744987
Fucking cancer primate

>>14748534
Because cucumbers are a fruit.

They's good.

>>14744922
I like ranch on onion rings.

>>14749715
Well that isn't actually an answer but I guess it is correct.

>>14744938
Yeah, he can go.

>>14745836
what is that

>>14744969
>>14745005
you should check out /qa/
literal threads dedicated to making new soyjacks and where they are posting them.
/qa/ is like a new but terrible version of /s4s/

>>14750405
Yeah there's leaked images of the mod IRC and they mock that board, you won't get shit done.

>>14750082
>that isn't actually an answer
It is a complete and total answer.

>>14745000
That looks like a Google image. Timestamp, nogunz faggot

>>14745243
>bbw place
God I want to go there. BBWs and BBQ are my life.

>>14744894
Put a spicy breading on them and dip them in a Homestyle Ranch, not shit from a bottle, you got to make sure you mix it so it's nice and flavorful

I'm with the other anon, I don't like Ranch but this is something that goes perfectly with it

>>14744894
>Redpill
21-year-old tranny meme

>>14748330
>mass replying