/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14742171
eat mayo

Step 1. Go store
Step 2. Buy egg
Step 3. Eat egg

>>14742171
buy fresh local eggs
eat raw
winrar

>>14742171
If your paranoid you can buy eggs that have been "pasteurized" in shell so the risk is negligible. It's really not that common for eggs to have salmonella. That happens if the chicken is in poor health. If you buy from the store look at the julian date; know though that's packed, not laid date.

>>14742171
>walk bare foot to himylaian mountian top
>wrestle the warebare in his layer of ice shards
>descend down the infinistairs
>answer the three wise riddles correctly
>ask for eggs you can eat raw for you boon

ez

>>14742171
get eggs from a local farmer or get pastured (free roaming not necessarily free range) chicken's eggs. battery eggs are the only ones unsafe to eat raw. Vital Farms has great eggs.

>>14742171
Pasteurize your eggs by using a hot water bath @135f for about an hour. You can then use them uncooked safely.

in europe salmonelly is practically non-existent

>>14742233
>fresh local eggs
The odds of them having pathogens is lower than factory farmed, but factory farmed are sanitized so the risk is eliminated. The salmonella egg meme is from decades ago before it became standard practice. Fresh local eggs are kino and worth the risk though. The single most important factor in eggs is freshness.

Good thread thanks everyone

>>14742171
move to a first world country

>>14742171
The chance of salmonella in eggs is extremely low, any egg will do.

>>14742171
Cook mushrooms in medium-high heat stirring from time to time to prevent burning. On the meantime, crack an egg and separate the white from the yolk. Keep the yolk ready.

As soon as the mushrooms are ready, salt and pepper them, give em a final twist in the pan and serve them in a (preferably warm) plate. Put the egg yolk in the plate and salt it. Immediately after, crack the yolk, mix it with the mushrooms and eat it.

Wa la. Bone apple tit.

>>14742171
is tkg supposed to use the entire egg or just the yolk? i had it with the whole egg and it was too runny and shitty

>>14742524
>The salmonella egg meme is from decades ago before it became standard practice
It's also companies covering their asses just in case. "We told you to cook it!"

>>14742171
do not eat eggs
they are for smelly scoundrels

>>14742585
Based Spitsworth

>>14742171
don't live in ameristan where they wash off the protective coating

>>14742648
The protective coating exists to gestate a hatchling, it serves no purpose for people about to eat an egg. It'd be like bitching about the skin being removed from your steaks.
>but muh airproof layer
buy and eat your eggs fresh you retard.

>>14742657
amerilard education everyone.

>>14742659

>>14742682
Kek do americans still believe in current year? Ay lmaoo.

>>14742171
Get chickens.

>>14742703
>lighter fuel
>baby chicks
what's the link to your patreon to get access to your snuff films?
>>14742696
The Marsha Marsha Marsha that goes on with you fags and Americans in EVERY FUCKING THREAD says otherwise.

>>14742696
Rent free.

>>14742714
People pay to see that? Ive been doing it for free.

>>14742730
You patron in order to get request vids, dummy.

>>14742524
>fresh local eggs have lower odds of pathogens than factory farmed
>factory farmed eggs are sanitized, making the risk 0
>fresh local eggs have lower odds of pathogens than 0
Huh?

>>14742893
For example: As laid, factory farmed eggs have pathogens on 1/10000 eggs, then they sanitize the eggs, so now only 1/10^25 eggs have a pathogen. Local farm eggs are kept in better conditions, so a freshly laid egg has a 1/10^10 chance of having a pathogen, but they don't clean them.

>>14742171
pasteurize via sous vide

>>14743165
Glorified boiling :^)

just rinse it with boiling water

>>14742278
if you're truly paranoid just pasteurizer the egg yourself. put it in hot water, just not long enough to cook it, or even cook it slightly if you are paranoid (let the egg white go from clear to white slightly)

>>14742171
Just eat the egg you pussy.

>>14742524
how to they sanitize the inside of the egg, genius? do a favour to everyone and at least know what you're talking about before you start explaining it to others

>>14743607
The salmonella isn't inside the egg. It's on the shell.

>>14743607
>do a favour to everyone and at least know what you're talking about before you start explaining it to others
Why are the 3rd world shitskins so vulnerable to the DK effect? It's in every fucking thread.

>>14742524
>The odds of them having pathogens is lower than factory farmed, but factory farmed are sanitized so the risk is eliminated. The salmonella egg meme is from decades ago before it became standard practice.
mmhmhhhhh
>In the United States alone it was estimated that non-typhoidal Salmonella spp. are responsible for 1 million cases of domestically acquired foodborne illness annually
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4377917/

>>14743775
Have sources for cause? Because it's mostly due to increased keeping of chickens by retards, and incidentally enough, turtle pets.

>>14742703
Based shitsmeared homesteader

>>14743727
>How does Salmonella infect eggs?

>Bacteria can be inside an uncracked, whole egg. Contamination of eggs may be due to bacteria within the hen's ovary or oviduct before the shell forms around the yolk and white. Salmonella doesn't make the hen sick.

Raw eggs are bad for you

>raw eggs are bad for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRotuJJ25rE

>>14742703
this doesnt seem ethical or at all sanitary. Dont you have a bigger space? Shouldn't duckings at least have an inflatable pool to wade in?

>>14743607
>how to they sanitize the inside of the egg, genius?
They irradiate it, like so many other foods?
I don't know if they actually do, but I'd assume it's possible.

Ive been eating raw supermarket eggs since HS 15 years ago and have never gotten sick once.

>>14745647
the inside of the egg is sterile. the outside of the egg is poopy.

>>14742171
buy w/e eggs, sous vide at 57c for 2h.

>>14742648
Japanese do it too, they replace it with a special wax coating. And they eat them raw all the time.