/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14739008
these types of threads always expose the redditors who frequent this website

HELLO, REDDIT DEPARTMENT? WE GOT ANOTHER ONE.

>>14739008
If that’s cream cheese or something similar under the pickles I would eat this

>>14739089
>@xansinawkwardplaces
Y'know, I get that xanax is not only handed out like candy but also readily available from most inner city dealers, but this is really out of hand.

>>14739104
Ohhhhohoho

>>14739016
>>14739037
>Anything I don't like is reddit.
Contrarian fags detected.

>>14739270
>Anything I don't like is reddit.
Haven't been wrong yet.

>>14739008

>>14739037
>>14739016
I bet your fingers have cheetos dust on them

>>14739104
i couldn't get my doc to prescribe me xanax even after i was diagnosed autism schiz by them, what went wrong?

>>14740966
Those look way better than all the nasty post-healthy bowl shit they’ve replaced TV dinners with.

>>14740968
Uma delicia

>>14739016
>Anything fun is reddit
Eat shit and fry :3

>>14740966
The Mexican meal looks tolerable

>>14741000
BUILD A BIGGER FIRE GRAMPS

>>14740973
That's because they don't look this way in the tray, anon.

>>14740704
Because you were diagnosed autism/schiz and they don't want to risk it. To get benzos nowadays you have to basically keep scheduling appointments and not act like a total druggie. They usually throw shit like hydroxyizine and then trazadone at you first. Basically just have to keep going and nothing has worked so far.

>>14740973
That's not saying much

>>14740590
No, but my bed is covered in crumbs from ryvita crackers.

>>14741000
This one will never not be funny. If you know even a little bit about cooking stuff like this, you know it's totally ruined the second they cut to the huge fire. The reveal is absolutely perfect

>>14742290
*tips fedora*

I tried making an interpretation of Neo Kobe pizza from Snatcher yesterday. Made the pizza soggy and didn't transfer a lot of the flavor of the broth but was alright.This was before the dunk.

>>14741000
>chicken a la auschwitz

>>14742547
Thanks for reminding I played that game.

my kitchen manager. when he makes the hard boiled eggs. he boils them for like 30 fuccking minutes. when i make them he puts them back in and tells me their not done.

fucking mexicans man.

OOOOO
MY
GAWD
PICKLES
HOTDOGS
BOLOGNA
SUCH GORE
MUCH YUCK

post you cunts.

i have a plethora to contribute and would like to add to my folder.

>>14743227

processed foods. gross.

>>14740968
>sushi soup
KILL ME NOW.

deep fried foods. gross

>>14743237

i actually want to try this one. lol

>>14740966
Those freezer meals that you toss in the oven rather than microwave are much better. My local grocery store makes things like this as well.

>>14743247
Now we're talking good food!

>>14742264
>ryvita
I think you mean näkkileipä. They even produce it in Finland. It's not health food, btw. It's the kind of food that never goes bad that would've been less than preferable if not for its longevity. It is good, though.

>>14743268

7 bucks is not bad. where the hell you live? in my area even at the grocery store pre made like that would be like 20 bucks

>>14742264
They used to bake it in a round shape with a hole in the middle so it could be put on long wooden poles placed near the ceiling of your cottage. It's peasant food.

>>14743316
Houston. HEB is the state's major grocery chain

>>14743254
This looks delicious what are you on about

>>14743121
That game was incredible. The story was next level. I played it with my friend when I was a teen. He played the story parts but I had the lightening reflexes for when the snatchers showed up and needed shot. Cheers anon

>>14743233
Scream

>>14743344

absolute trash/ it has candy on it. anything topped with candy is trash. there's a fucking brownie baked into the middle of the pizza

it's too noisy. too busy. needs to calm the fuck down.

>>14742547

should drain the liquid

>>14743267
Actually based as fuck.

>>14739278
kek

>>14743376
Looks pretty great to me, and by the fact they made so many, they'll likely sell out soon so contaimination isn't a risk.

>>14743230
I want to give her some nachos and watch her struggle

>>14743376
For me, it's the Roast Beef.

>>14743376
Is this what shops were like pre covid?

>>14739008
silly anon. all /ck/ threads are food gore

>>14743614
Technically, yes.

Judging by the prices and the stuff on offer, I'd say that was likely 70s.

>>14743376
>>14743637
>Farthing (¼d) - quarter of an old penny (not legal tender after 1960)
>Halfpenny (½d) - half an old penny or ha'penny - pronounced ˈheJpni'
>Penny (1d)
>Threepence (3d) - or threepenny bit or 3d bit - pronounced thruppence or thruppenny bit
>Sixpence (6d)
>Shilling (1s or 12d)
>Two shillings or florin (2s or 24d)
>Half crown ('Two and six' 2s 6d)
>Crown (5s)

That system made no sense at all.

>>14743664
It makes a lot of sense, it's just a lot of old systems that arose over time and then got wiped away to allow for debt-based inflation.

>>14743258
>actually want to try this
I would suggest splitting the bananas.
The ratio looks off to me.

>>14739104
>>14740704

the xanax in these pics is research chems and powder I.e pressed pills

>>14743230
Actually this 1 is genuinely quite good.
My cheat meal is a jacket potato with tuna mayo, into which I've chopped a bunch of onion, garlic and added vinegar, pepper and Worcestershire. I dont even present it nicely I just stick the potato into the tuna mayo mix and mash it up

>>14743241
>Hey look, its Tomar!

>>14741000
AMATERASU

>>14739016

>>14743241
>3,600 Kcal
How is this a selling point? do people see it and think "Ha, look how unhealthy! I am such a bad boy"

>>14740966
as someone who grew up in the 70's I can attest to those tasting mostly terrible.

>>14743350
what is that? it looks like egg whites.

>>14743403
Laverne? is that you?

>>14744167
>How is this a selling point?
yes, in a study of people choosing items in menus with calories, most people chose higher calorie items on the assumption that more calories=better taste.

Let's get it stawted wit a little patty maylt you nah wuh I'm sayin mane?

dish weed givin me da monkeys mane, call up dem hot plate boyz and git us some chitlin

get some of dat OO OO relivered over here man, want some of dat JOOCY OO OOO all thloppy on meh Tyroobus

yih yih get some of that good-good samwich with the orange sauce, den we robba his ass beat dat nigga ass hot plate boyz aint shit cuh, this pcp got me seein demons cuh

>>14743237
>*kills you*
there you go buddy

>>14740966
Would unironically smash that Mexican dinner.

OFF LIMITZ LIL NIGGAZ

>>14743403
schlemiel schlimazel hasenpfeffer incorporated

>>14744198
>grew up without cellphones or even the internet
What was it like? The times when people used to talk to eachother?

>>14744585
It was fucking awful. It was just so boring. Like, Jesus Christ. So fucking boring.

>>14743076
Based

>>14744081
Put the burka back on, Jaxxy. I don't want to have to hit you baby girl.

>>14744668
Lel

>>14744281
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>>14744313
Please tell me you have more

>>14740704
Benzos are now used as anticonvulsants, especially in extreme alcoholism (the kind that ends you up in a hospital bed). They're trying to wean people off of it and using antipsychotics

>>14744081
seeing this made me smile :)

all i see is american food

>>14739008

>>14741000
I fucking lold

>>14741000
Ah, the delicious Chicken de Six Millianesa.

>>14743336
hi from third ward

>>14743268
heeb salmon

>>14740968
>What could I do with leftover rice rolls ? Of course, soup.

>>14740985
At least she's wearing a mask.

>>14743258
>brown tips

Absolutely vile

>>14744167
My friend who has problems absorbing nutrients certainly does.
She eats like 6,000 calories a day and isn't a hamplanet (although she has some massive tits).

>>14740985
*BRAAAAAAPPP*

>>14743350
>I'M COOOOOOOOMIIIINNNNG
>OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAA

>>14746305
Pics?

>>14743230
I unironically eat this

>>14746352
Nah, not yet. She's single and flirty with me so I'm trying to hit it. She knows I use 4chan so if her photos get out on here, I'm the #1 suspect.
I'll probably share what I have if I get no-where with her though.

>>14743223
>>14743230
>just enjoying something isn't enough
>they have to defend their love of it against the hordes of faceless detractors that may or may not exist because in order to validate it and give their life meaning
this is the callsign of an attention-seeking unstable monster who is dead inside

>>14739016
Fpbp

>>14740989
To this day they're still pretty good.

>>14739278
Kek

>>14743230
Eh, nothing wrong with tuna hash.

>>14743258
Probably not half bad, especially if the banana isn't too ripe.

>>14740966
These look delicious

>>14745087
:)

>>14743223
i dont even know where to start
this is so fucking funny

>>14739016
Food gore has been a thing since /ck/ was invented you doublenigger. Did you think you'd get 4cahn points for calling out le dumb rebbit?

>>14746305
She's probably just bulimic dumbass

>>14743403
Isn't this actually popular in some places? I remember seeing an old ad for 7up which suggested serving half milk half 7up to toddlers

>>14747071
Well I looked it up like I should've just done and the baby and the milk ad are 2 different things

>>14747071
>>14747076
How are boomers not all dead from diabetes

>>14743369
oh god

>>14746381
just crop out her face, she's probably suffering from the spotlight effect anyways.

>>14747079
aren't most of them dying from diabetes? there is a reason why diabetes meds are so fucking expensive in america.

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>>14744288
These look really well cooked, they’re just a bit sloppy

>>14743448
wtf lol

>>14739278
Ahahahaha

>>14740985
imagine the aroma when its cooking on the grill

>>14741000
>Now... for my next trick I'll make my chicken dissapear!
>Wala!

>>14743350
It just looks like glue

>>14743448
What's the problem?
You know pigeons live outside city centres, right?

>>14744131

>>14745913
blessed burger

>>14743768
So the good kind b)

>>14744198
You mean they assume more calories = more food = better deal, right?

>>14739685
Why do so many of these images have needless captions with them? This one in particular is an ancient fucking meme but they added some shitty captions to it like it's a demotivational poster from 2005.

>>14743241
This would be a very good split between 2 people on a budget (1800kcals each)

>>14747346
They're pretty cheap at Walmart, you fucking Commie.
I agree that it's amazing humans are still around, though.
Before giving Seven-Up to toddlers it was over-the-counter morphine and using mercury fumes to cure syphilis.
The word "plumbing" comes from plumbum, which means lead. Because that's what all the pipes were made of back when Romans roamed the Earth.

>>14743258
>>14746592
Or you use plantain

>>14746492
Bathe fishe

>>14747993
Don't forget about the blow in the original Coca-cola, shame that doesn't make a come back, it's 2020 ffs.

>>14743336
>>14743268
HEBCHADS RISE UP

>>14740985

>>14740985
https://vocaroo.com/15lW2ZUZ6KZk

>>14743217
I dont like them that way but my gam gam used to make them that way on easter so nostalgia adds flavor or is it the liquor? Probably both

>>14749767
>https://vocaroo.com/15lW2ZUZ6KZk
topkek. made my night.

I'm going to bed now frens. night

>>14743343
>filename

Me too apparently, thought the cookies were a coiled snake or turd at first.

i don't like any of this at all

>>14749767
laughed at this until it became physically painful

>>14749767

>>14743336
Mexico also has an HEB

>>14740985

And just imagine, if you complained, then you'd get arrested for being racissss.

>>14739278
incredibly based.

>>14746305
Rare conditions are not enough to base a Marketing strategy on

>>14744198
>>14747552
That sounds stupid, like people who bitch about beans in chili because they say is filler

>>14743230
>Don't even try telling me this is not yummy
It's not, unless you're a pig

>>14743267
/fit/ cheat meal

>>14743403
Hits the spot

>>14749767
OP here, it was worth making this thread just for this.

>>14745221
>even when I close my eyes, sometimes I even scream his name when I wake up from my nightmares of his sexual abuse.
Rent free.

>>14744785
i.
what?

>>14743316
live in san antonio, just had one of hebs crabcakes stuffed salmon things like this along with a spicy shrimp and bacon empanada. so simple, just 20 minutes in the oven. both cost 6 bucks each

>>14739104
Get the fuck out of here you redditor

>>14747574
Because normies are retarded

>>14745913
This is filling me with fear for some reason

>>14743237
First day?

>>14749767

>>14743448
I swear to god I’ve seen someone catching them in Oceanside before

>>14747574
Twitter niggers and teenagers who think they have to be the same to be successful

>>14749767

>>14749767
I laughed, but the fart noises were not needed. 6.5/10

>>14755942
this

>>14749767
Gdi anon

>>14743369
> calls it lasagne
> clearly pasta bake
u-uh..

>>14754994
corn and mayo gunkan seems like. Japs are obsessed with corn for some reason.

>>14749767
holy fuck i'm crying

>>14743448
Pigeon is actually really good, I had some at a one starred restaurant and it was fantastic.

>>14746287
It was baked dude probably burnt

>>14743664
A merger of several currencies.

Imagine if EU had Euro coins equivalent to 1 Deutche Mark, 1 French Frank, 1 Austrian Shilling, 1 Italian Lire, same denomination as the originals were worth in Euro at the time of the transition.

It's a mess but based in tradition.

>>14743217
>their not
they're

>>14747496
So do dogs.

>>14743268
Imagine paying $7 for an uncooked 500 calorie meal.

Imagine spending $28 on a single day's worth of calories and feeling like you've saved money because they've thrown in an extra one.

Imagine somehow not realizing that you can just buy a bag of frozen salmon, a bag of frozen wild rice, a bag of frozen steamed broccoli, and a pepper shaker, and make this incredibly bland and uninspired meal by shaking each in turn out of their bag and onto a dish, as one might assemble cereal and milk. It would take less than a minute.

Imagine being old enough to appreciate the blandness and old enough to not be able to assemble it yourself, and then not hiring a neighbor kid to assemble and freeze like 50 of these over the course of maybe 2 hours for about $20 on top of ingredients. You'd save hundreds.

If, when I'm ancient, my children turn out to be shitty and I want to passive aggressively spite them out of their inheritance, buying these is how I will do it.

>>14757967
take your pills, schizo

>>14749767

>>14739089
based

>>14757395
what a stupid fucking tradition.

fresh gore coming through

>>14743268
>>14743268
Texas fag detected. I live down the street from their corporate headquarters and they have a 'display store' next to it and is where I usually go despite inflated prices...it's not too bad because poor people can't afford to go there

>>14740966
The Chinese and the German look okay

>>14748389
No. You could fucking NOT.

>>14740985
This is why I pay the premium to shop at whole foods. No fucking niggers.

>>14741000
It's chicken. Not a fucking witch

>>14743376
this would be around a dollar in the US considering inflation, if i calculated correctly

>>14744304
postwork is fun

>>14751800
>maxresdefault

>>14757967
Based and spitepilled

>>14749767
lol

>>14747732
Yeah because it's awesome having one meal per day innit
Even for special ocasions its shit, "ah yes honey, its a cool saturday evening, want to eat a suculent 10£ munchy box?"

>>14740971
Now THAT's a classic

>>14743448
amazing thread that was

>>14747432
they won't be affected since they're sealed in plastic

>>14757296
They're as good as their food is. I'm not going anywhere near a pigeon that's lived near a city, but if I see a flock in nature while hunting, bet your ass I'm taking a few home.

>>14739685
the legendary Hurgin

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>>14750455

>>>/b/
>>>/leddit/

>>14749767
bless your soul anon

>>14743369
ofc it's a negro

>>14763029
Reddit?

>>14747079
because sugar was much more expensive until the 70s and they didn't really start ballooning until the 90s

>>14743448
Gołąbki

>>14744160
>He unironically posted this when he couldn't think of anything to say back

>>14739104
You can get a cheap pill press and make fake xanax easy. I used to fake an addiction for attention.

>>14761880
not gore, its a emergency trick

>>14747079
back when 7up had 7 different uppers(drugs) in it, imagine a baby on meth

>>14740985
Am I the only one who noticed she’s sitting on ‘Black Canyon Angus’?

>>14757360
>t.zoomer
the bananas you eat today are not the same variety as they were back in the in the day, some kind of blight made it impossible for large scale farming. The old naners taste more like the banana flavoring you'd find in candy nowdays
>The Cavendish hasn't always been popular. Before the 1950s, Europe and America's banana of choice was the Gros Michel – a creamier, sweeter banana that dominated the export market.

>>14747993
>mercury fumes to cure syphilis
No that was calomel (mercurous chloride), and it actually worked. Unfortunately medicine at the time figured if it worked for syphilis it’d work for everything.
Then came the era of ‘heroic medicine’ where (especially in the US), people used to be bled white and administered so much calomel that their teeth died and fell out and their bodies desperately tried to expel mercury through the salivary glands, causing uncontrollable salivation.
This treatment is actually what killed George Washington.

>>14744288
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>>14744304
Honestly, I'd try 'em

>>14747079
both my granparents have diabetes, its treatable though so you can manage it as long as you stick to the diet and take the insulin shots.

>>14755945
>>14755942
shut up faggots

>>14743230
I make this, and sometimes replace tuna with canned chicken with some chopped shredded carrot for color.

>>14749767
>https://vocaroo.com/15lW2ZUZ6KZk

>>14746492
the jew fears the indoor carp cultivator

>>14749767
thank you anon, very cool

>>14755942
>>14755945
this

>>14740966

I would eat the fuck out of all of those

>>14743223
>from the fish and chips shop

>>14766497
twinkie wiener sandwich.

>>14766497
>not even the name brand spray cheese

>>14739278
Underrated
>>14739270
Reply to this post >>14739278 faggot

>>14766517
They probably taste fine this guys just being a little bitch. How tf do you expect a stack of cooked hot dogs to look?

>>14766517
>>14766528
Just gonna say I used to work at a movie theater where we had roller hotdogs and those look much more appetizing than the ones we served there no idea what this dude is complaining about or what he expected

>>14746352
Don’t get your hopes up anon, people have been known to lie on the internet.
Ye shall trust but one: He who doth delivereth!

>>14766550
This is how bang energy drinks are made

>>14739278
Kek

>>14766508
Are those giant Reeces cups? I got a pack of those for Christmas one year and eating just one of them made me feel sick. I can't imagine what eating that entire thing would do

>>14766568
Do you want to create volumes of gas in the septic tank?

Because this is how you create volumes of gas in the septic tank.

>>14749767
top kek

>>14766568
fuck you

>>14766577
youre supposed to slice them and eat one piece at a time you fat fuck

>>14766624
I did, I ate one in bits and bites over the course of a day and it still made me feel like shit

>>14739008
Why do americans do this?

>>14739008
https://youtu.be/B_CL6YIGxeY?t=282

>>14739103
It's cream cheese and mayo.

>>14766495
Do... Do americans... do america realy? do americans. HAHAHHAHAHAHA do.,,. DUDE Do Americans REALLY DO THIS??

Here it is, the biggest abomination to all things cheese

>>14766158
Well where else would you get fish and chips from?

>Cu/ck/s will subject themselves to bologna and shitty hotdog sausages to dab on redditors

>>14739103
>>14739008
cream cheese?
sure you didn't mean Cottage cheese?
I mean Cottage Cheese is better than cream cheese

>>14740969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnaRPu2UEDE

>>14740985

>>14749767
kek'd
good job anon

>>14743258
Maybe with meal bananas instead of those sweet ones.

>>14740985
Now I get those "white ppl don't season their food"-memes...

>>14766648
That looks like an ugly-ass Burger King patty if I ever saw one.

>>14740985
Oh, NOW i understand why niggers insist on washing meat.

>>14749767
I laughed so hard I got a nosebleed

>>14746492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF24lyzxFSo

>>14739278
Based 4Chad dabbing on cringe plebbitors

>>14743376
10 pence for a quick snack seems bretty nice.

>>14747076
that kid would drink anything to check on his mom's hips

>>14749767

>>14743230
looks disgusting, but would probably be quite tasty

>>14761438
>he's never seen whole foods in detroit
ha ha, ... ha
I live in detroit :(

>>14739008

>>14766666
Check’d

>>14739016
all the fast food threads are peak soy

>>14744785
these actually taste good

>>14768056
dude looks like he's tired of living

>>14749767
OH HONEY DAT POPEYES AINT FEELIN RIGHT

>>14766497
Based and Al-pilled.

>>14768056
Duuude, just give me the sardines and we are good.

>>14739089
LOL

>>14743076
Youre alright anon

I met up with some friends for dinner yesterday. One of them made a honey pie, but it didn't set.

>>14767977
Fuck you bitch I live in Detroit and I'm BLACK. Kek I just don't care about racism honestly. Personally I don't have any beef with white people but a good 99.9% of you guys are racist for literally no reason. It's like you see one bad apple and assume every black person is just like that. So I still avoid you just as much as you try to avoid me

>>14747574
It's from me.me, a site that automatically grabs images from social media and pastes the caption onto the image itself, presumably for SEO.

>>14768792
>99.9% of you guys are racist for literally no reason
whites are the least racist group of people on the planet, the most racist is either Brazilians or Chinese

>>14766508
>there’s actually meat and cheese on this
What a godforsaken abomination

>>14768432
Did it taste good? If it tasted good, I would give em a pass

>>14768792
>99.9% of you guys
>hate them for no reason
For one, I’m assuming you mean 4chan because if you’re calling 99.9% of white people as a whole racist, then you need some genuine psychological help to get out of the propaganda brick house you’ve locked yourself into.
For two, I’m going to assume you’re a newfag that needs to lurk moar. There is a perfectly good reason people hate blacks on here.
1. Announcing you’re black for attention (same reason we hate when women do it)
2. Crying racism for things that generally occur on this website (like casual racism)
3. Statistics and propaganda by neo-nazis that isn’t entirely untrue but isn’t entirely true either
4. Exposure to inner city blacks, who may or may not be like you, because there’s plenty PLENTY of videos and horror stories about gang violence and pointless violence committed by blacks against random whites/other blacks
5. Non-exposure to blacks: they’ve never met real black people and think the internet is an accurate representation of real life

>>14768928
Also I’d like to really point out the first point
>1. Announcing you’re black for attention
There have always been people posting on here for its entire existence claiming
>femanon here
>black anon here
>white anon here
>gay anon here
>etc etc
And the response to all of these is to say “post proof or GTFO” followed by appropriate slurs. The reason for this is because anonymous is a collective of minds, not people. Nobody here should inherently care whether the other person is black, white, Asian, Native American, or (even as I hate to say it) Canadian. Nobody should care about your gender. Nobody should care about anything about your personal life. There is a discussion, and your mind can give input on this discussion, but trying to use demographics to get attention or b8 people is obviously only going to damage the discussion. This applies to literally everyone and it’s the reason namefags are berated and you don’t see people going around posting “white male here” because it’s just a stupid waste of time that only minorities use to get attention when they can’t otherwise get it.

>>14768895
Mostly. After I finished he remembered it was supposed to have salt on top, so I kind of didn't have the intended form

>>14741139
Those are fake Xanax anon. They are a few dollars per on DNM. Hell I used to get 1000 presses for 90$ they don’t even make the white XANAX alprazolam brand names anyways. They’re greed or yellow, or they’re white without the Xanax branding.

>>14743369
Vegans are retards. I hate when they change every ingredient yet call it “lasagna” not it’s not. Some people want best of both worlds I guess.

>>14739016
Le epic 2014 oldfag who tells people to go back to redit when he came here via a pewdiepie video

>>14739278
>a picture found its way on two popular content-stealing message boards

damn, I guess that means that pepe and wojak are reddits as well

>>14739008

>>14769891
Feet.

>>14769891
BIG

>>14769891
I'd rather just have a long draw from those pillowy soft Hebrew hams, my dear

>>14768928
>>14768951
jesus fucking christ you are autistic. I can practically smell your fedora from here. I'd say I hope you get hit by a bus but lets be real you don't go outside enough for that to happen, so lets pray that your next hot pocket finally puts you out of everyone else's misery.

>>14770195
why do you act like you're on xbox live? It's not 2006 anymore

>>14770231
tell that to fedora anon first with his epik sekrit club paragraphs circa 2007

>>14741000
What was he even expecting?

>>14740985
So this is what that kid meant by assburgers.

>>14749767
Why can't I find this?

>>14747079
Who do you think started raising the alarm about this shit?

>>14766535
The Wheel of Death

>>14766648
Pebble covered Possum Patty?

>>14768792
Someone been slurpin' the blm mantra