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14738517 No.14738517 [Reply] [Original]

>he still eats carbs

>> No.14738527

>>14738517
i think you should drive your car into oncoming traffic so that you can die in a horrid car crash...its what you deserve

>> No.14738531

>>14738517
Bruh, pasta, pizza, rice, cake, crêpe, pancake...
Carbs are delicious

>> No.14738534

>>14738531
Nice bitch tits

>> No.14738538
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>>14738517

>> No.14738540

>>14738534
Your mom doesn't seem to mind

>> No.14738654

>>14738517
based. the realistic keto guide is to just not drink soda, don't eat overly sweet candy too frequently, and stop eating processed junk/snack food. also no rice/bread. everything else is fine but some bitch will find a way to make it seem like not eating their precious pasta for all 3 meals a day is like the end times.

>>14738527
>>14738540
when is school starting again?

>> No.14738663

>>14738517
I'm an alcoholic so it doesn't really matter at the end of the day. I get all of my calories from booze.

>> No.14738702

>>14738517
Yes.

>> No.14738736

Do any of you actually check your cholesterol before going keto?
Seems like a good way clog your arteries.

>> No.14738745

>>14738531
>Pizza, cakes, crepes, pancakes.
>Carbs.
They are fat and carbs, that's why they taste so good.

>>14738654
Processed food is not inherently unhealthy. And rice and bread are fine if eaten infrequently and the bread is fermented.

>>14738736
You have been mislead. LDL can be both good and bad and the increase in LDL that saturated fat creates is from the good buoyant, large type.

>> No.14738765
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>>14738517
>he still eats crabs

>> No.14738797

>>14738765
What a sadistic way to kill them.

>> No.14738898

yes, i actually move around instead of sitting in my mom's basement all day watching faggots play video games.

>> No.14739031

>>14738517
I went low carb because it cured my ED and constipation

>> No.14739219

>>14738765
>sad face
oh the feels

>> No.14739615

>>14738534
Nice bald spot ketolard

>> No.14739644

>eat lots of carbs
>not fat

explain this ketotards

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>>14738517
What flavor of kool aid is that in the back?

>> No.14739696

all I know is that I feel more energized when I have potatoes with my meat and every single person I've ever seen and thought "I wish I looked like that" or "I wish I could do that" consumes 200+g of carbs a day

>> No.14739822

>>14739644
Not everyone who follows a ketogenic diet supports the stupid idea that carbs make you fat.

>> No.14739827

>eating meat

>> No.14739860

>>14738517
I mostly eat ass

>> No.14739989

>>14738745
Rice and bread are fine all the time. No need to ferment. You're crippled, I'm not.

>> No.14740113

>>14739989
Well, they aren't fine at all for your teeth even if you brush them and the fermentation in bread helps you digest gluten and the bacteria present also destroys other harmful compounds. No one yet has developed genes to cope with these things.

>> No.14740243

>>14738517
true, but I find meat, seafood are terrible value in terms of calories compared to buying straight simple carb food.

>> No.14740262

>>14738517
I'm not defective, so yes I eat carbs.

>> No.14740268

>>14740243
What do you mean by value?

>> No.14740275

>>14740268
calories to $, meats costs too much compared to bakery stuff.