/ck/ - Food & Cooking

for me it is the mcchicken, the best last food sandwich

like 50 spicy garlic wings

>>14738181
Honestly I’d be too scared to eat while Death is looming. Maybe a whole pizza with each slice of my favorite flavors.

>>14738181
Gramma's Lasagna
Mom's roasted potatoes with garlic butter
a side of Dad's Shrimp and Grits
Hot pecan die for dessert, wash it all down with a few pints of Guinness

>>14738181
Cream root beer

>>14738206
With hot French fries

5lbs of buffalo wings
Cheesecake
Dr Pepper

Steak and eggs sounds pretty damn good. Maybe ask for a fresh baked loaf and some real diced potatoes with some onions and garlic.

>>14738186
kek

A laptop so that I could re-watch my favorite animu

mother's milk

a single black cherry with the stone in it still

china buffet so I get the covid and die before they execute me.

>>14738181
What is that meal. It's like breakfast and dinner mashed together. Steak with orange juice and milk? What the fuck is that combination? Do americans really?

Anyway, for me it's blood sausage, white and black ones like my mom used to make, with roast potatoes and a glass of red wine.

>>14738314
it's steak and eggs bro

>>14738181
oysters and mussels, salmon sashimi, california rolls, calamari and tzatziki, wasabi and soysauce, 2 pints of almost frozen beer with the ice crystals floating inside, and then massage and happy ending from a qt boy using his feet and ass. then you can just put a round in my head

>>14738181
crunchwrap supreme with fries supreme

if i was the gaurd id just be like u can't have that shit n thro it in the trash in front of u. lol who u gonna tell

duck confit & a side of red cabbage and spiced sweet potato w. maple syrup

>milk and orange juice in the same meal
Gross

>>14738632
No alcohol. For the other thing, you'll need to talk to the scrounger.

>>14738181
a litre of breast milk and a bag of doritos

Plain yogurt mixed with crunchy nut butter, dark chocolate chips, salt, cinnamon, and honey

It’s not fancy but it’s very comforting to eat and I’d just like a big bucket of it

>>14738181
2kg of peruvian ceviche

>>14738876
>no alcohol
Who died and made you the fucking rulemaker?

A protein shake with instant coffee mixed in.

Salmon and steak with a side of potatoes and salad.

>>14738181
french toast with whipped butter and ripe blackberries from a local farm

>>14738876
it's my death my rules

>>14738181
pussy

>>14739348

>>14739069
i fucking hate Peruvians, thieving little shits

>>14738181
Pack of turkish royals
Coffee
Apple pie with some vanilla ice cream
Beef stew

>>14738181
Those eggs are not over easy.

>>14738181
Sixty four tons of tritium delivered at the same time.

an airplane to the face at 220 knots

>>14739394
>LARPING as somebody who knows peruvians
why anon?

pain

I'm gonna chew tin foil while staring into the eyes of the guards

>>14738181
A nice fresh cunny

>>14739418
are ya fusin' son?

>>14739655
kek

lobster, sauteed shrimp, cocktail sauce, gumbo, warm pecan pie, champagne, a jar full of milf brap.

>>14738181
Eggs benedict and a creamy vanilla milkshake

>>14738181
>what would you choose as your last meal
Hot pretzel with a really good mustard. Diet Ginger Ale to drink.

>last meal thread
>expect the OP to dump the entire image set
>he never does
And that is why OP is a faggot

a big jar of jelly beans that i have to guess the correct amount everytime im wrong i get a extra hour

>>14739757
>diet anything
You're about to die. I don't think carbs matter when you're dead anon.

>massive plate of salty and greasy food.
>here's a shot of OJ to wash it down.

Why is it like this in america? Especially breakfast meals? Man, I just woke tf up and you're serving me all this shit. Bring me a pitcher of drink and leave it at the table.

Maybe it's just me because I watch people eat like this and sip their water. We go out to eat and my wife won't even finish her drink while I'm over here slamming glass after glass. How do people eat much and not get thirsty??

>>14738181
>Calling that thing steak
Imagine killing a man and you can't even be bothered to spend $20 on a decent piece of meat.

>>14738181
Liver wrapped in caul fat grilled over charcoal. If that's too specific for them then I'll go with a lobster chowder or a decent steak with mushroom sauce, depending on what I'm feeling on the day.
Also 1 Negra Modela and 1 Hofbrau Dunkel

>>14740970
Imagine thinking this is an actual -hot I of somebody’s last meal.

Ramen

>>14738181
4 double quarter pounder cheeseborgors and a large slab of chips n donner meat with cheese n curry sauce

A rare porterhouse steak with fries, shrimp teriaky and a Tiramisu for dessert

st louis style ribs, burnt ends, french fries, macaroni and cheese.

A pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

>>14738181
Unironically bread and water for the 40 days leading up to the execution

>>14740970
why do you care about the quality of food for subhumans?

Grilled cheese with Sriracha,
medium Nizza Salad
and a piece of apple pie

Butter as I'm bulimic

>>14738181
5 valium and a monster zero.

>>14741442
You're a pussy lol

A liter of vodka and a medium rare porterhouse steak

well, i'm more likely to feed myself a last meal and commit suicide than to be in prison on death row

so if i wanted to go out with a bang, it'd be something like:

>mcdonald's biscuits and gravy (currently not being served due to the god damn chinese virus) with a hashbrown and OJ
>chick-fil-a breakfast burrito with spicy chicken
>local drive-in cheeseburger with everything, chili cheese tots with onions and jalapeno, a large bottle of evian water (or any bottled spring water with 7pH), and a corn dog with mustard
>pint of blue bell pecan praline 'n cream
>dozen potstickers
>dozen sichuan wontons in chili oil

>>14739083
>>14739269
Tobacco and Alcohol are usually denied in the USA, probably out of Purtanism/wanting them to be sober for their death.

Seems kind of pointless to me.

English breakfast is a win

>>14741857
The state validates their death penalty with a whole series of pointless rituals

>>14741014
Not a bad choice, but not for me

A big bowl of dicks

>>14738259
Stupid. You will still die lol. If u get infected by COVID it will take a little bit longer than execution.

>>14738314
>Ew do Americans really eat steak and eggs together?
>Anyway id love some coagulated blood in a pig foreskin mixed with red wine
Bravo Gordon Ramsey

>>14738645
Best one so far
Based leaf bro

>>14738206
you got me thinkin bout teddys

Gacey had a pretty good basic set up. I'd just change the chicken to not be from kfc and add in a slice of chocolate cake and an ice cold glass of milk

>>14741986
Forgot pic

>>14741986
I would also say that Alan Lee Davis put together a great last meal as well

>For his last meal, Davis requested lobster tail, fried potatoes, half a pound of fried shrimp, six ounces of fried clams, half a loaf of garlic bread, and 32 ounces of A&W root beer.

>>14742000
based trips poster
those potatoes look like cubes of tofu or well-done steak

>>14741988
>>14742000
These faggots put way more effort into staging these photos than they need to. Gacy probably got his chicken in the bucket they were served in. No metal cutlery allowed, either.

big biiig sandwich

>>14742009
Not certain how that's relevant to the conversation

>>14742007
could also be mushroom or eggplant

>>14738181
Good bread and good cheese.
A nice red wine would as well, but they'd probably not let me have any. The bastards.

>>14742012
It's an imageboard, faggot. You're allowed to talk about the images.
>glassware and salt/pepper shakers on death row

>>14742040
So you're mad that the pictures aren't realistic?

>>14738181
>New York Strip (cooked Medium)
>fried shrimp with tarter sauce
>Lobster mac & cheese
>parmesan fries
>chocolate lava cake with vanilla bean ice cream on top for dessert

>>14742111
dangerously based

>>14742133
Hey, if I'm going to die, I'm going to indulge myself with some amazing fucking food.

>>14738181
>Wedge salad with homemade Roquefort dressing
>Lump crab cocktail
>Dry aged prime sirloin, medium rare
>Pommes Anna
- Roasted broccoli
>2003 Giacomo Conterno Barolo Cascina Francia decanted 8 hours before
>Fresh baked Parker house rolls
>Creamy style cheesecake with raspberry coulis
>Chateau D’Yquem Sauternes to wash the dessert down. Served in a crystal flute that I smash to the floor as I exclaim - Tell me who you ate and I will tell you who you are

Oh it's this thread again...

>>14738181
A dead, shaved baby Vietnamese girl, roasted and served with vegetables and gravy.

The death penalty is murder.

>>14742047
I'm not mad. Being unnecessarily abrasive is my natural tone.

>>14743298
Now with slightly less rulefaggotry!

>>14743360
Yes, and?

Kobe beef with garlic fries

>>14738181
it would depend on the method of execution. if lethal injection or firing squad, i'd have a really fat pizza with lots of hot sauce. if hanging or electric chair, i'd just have a drink of water

>>14738640
"I did not get my spaghetti os. I want the world to know about this"

>>14738181
brown tomboy pussy and a chickfila spicy sandwich

>>14743426
How much time does it pass between the meal and the execution? Doesn't one lose control of bowel functions when electrocuted or hanged? I at least would like to have an empty colon and bladder to make sure

>fresh squirted glass of warm pregnant female urine
>deep fried placenta
>topped with grated pregnant woman foot prepared in front of me by a salon korean
Wahlah

>>14738181
a glass of tap water

>>14741867
Agree totally, and is really the reason why death penalties generally get many appeals and are a drawn-out process. Because the outcome ensures they will not receive justice.

Rather than being an expedient process to remove the most incorrigibly destructive individuals from society, it has become more a symbol of ultimate punishment enacted to appeal to our sense of justice and provide a sense of closure.

>>14738181
Doner from this place in Bonn called Pizza Cars
Biscuits and gravy with bacon and hashbrowns mixed with jalapenos and onions
Strawberry cupcake with cream cheese filling/frosting
Coffee with 3 sugars
Choccy milk
Water
I would have more, but I'm being semi realistic knowing how much I probably would eat

>>14738244
IIRC some guy actually asked for the Lord of the Rings Trilogy to watch with his last meal.

>>14744385
You've got a point. I know what you're talking about and I still can't believe that shit was real.

>>14744412
The thing is, wouldnt you be through your meal/it would be cold after the first one?

>>14738181
The Travis

>>14744604
I expect it to be the former.

Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Gumbo
Hushpuppies
Fried Okra
Dill pickles
Pickled jalapenos
Salt Crackers

Big jug of Milk
Dublin Dr. Pepper

eat while watching Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, the greatest film ever made

Do I get a price limit? I know that in Oklahoma, the cheap fucks don't spend more than $15 on your last meal. Anyways
>medium-rare ribeye
>baked potato from Wendys with sour cream and chives on the side
>gnocchi lungi, like how my grandmother makes it
>my grandmother's cookies and milk
>two litres of pear juice
To be eaten while I listen to a playlist that I design just for the occasion.

>>14738259
>>14741877
>believing the news
covid is a false narrative and youre both idiots

>>14738181
pusy

>>14738181
Some sort of all you can eat buffet and a bottomless cup of coffee deal.

>>14738181
enough sashimi to actually get full off of paired with 32 oz matcha latte from the closest Starbucks

>>14745637
>sashimi and coffee
kinda weird but alright

>>14745799
>and coffee
matcha latte is Tazo's matcha with milk/half&half/cream.

>>14738181
One thousand individual sauce packets of pic related

>>14745464
based southerner

>>14738181

A Loco Moco with wagyu beef burger and legit brown gravy, a bowl of fatty saimin ramen with cured eggs, and top it off with oreo cookies and milk. And a chocolate milkshake.

If I'm going to die, I'm filling that rubber diaper...

>>14745464
>eat while watching Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, the greatest film ever made
"Not yet Warden, I have to think about my entire life before going to the chair"

>>14745604
>Do I get a price limit? I know that in Oklahoma, the cheap fucks don't spend more than $15 on your last meal.
Just found that out the other day while looking up last meal shit. That sucks. I guess you can still get something pretty good, but most other states are like $40-50
Texas sucks the most because they axed last meals completely and you just get whatever's on the prison menu that day

For the purpose of these threads, it's best to always just assume the regular rules don't apply. Otherwise you spend the whole thread telling people
>actually, alcohol and tobacco usually aren't allowed

I'd probably copy the guy who asked to eat his while watching Lord of the Rings, but instead of steak and lobster I'd ask for something that'd last for the whole trilogy like a bunch of buckets of fried chicken, or pizza

>>14743473
>not wanting to make as much mess as possible

>>14743473
Everybody loses bowel function and evacuates them upon death

>>14746253
They put you in diapers, then wrap your body up and cremate it
You're only making a mess for yourself. you're not getting any kind of revenge on some guy who has to clean up after you, they've already thought ahead

>>14738181
If I knew it was my last meal, I would fast.

>>14746233
Frankly its absurd that we coddle death row prisoners this much. They should be executed seconds after conviction.

>>14746336
And all of those times when new evidence later comes to light and exonerates them? You think they shouldn't be allowed to appeal?

>>14746345
No. Fuck them. Their whole lives are a waste of tax dollars.

>>14746349
Even if they're innocent, and that's later proven
OK

My final meal.

>>14738181
>10lb (minimum) lobster served with dipping butter
>buttermilk crispy fried chicken
>wagyu beef steak (or just the best steak they can get their hands on, cooked medium rare)
>a selection of smash burgers with various toppings
>human breast milk from an attractive well endowed woman who is extended an offer to enjoy the meal with me
>ice cold coca cola
>chocolate cheese cake with two scoops of vanilla ice cream

>disney's wall-e to watch while I eat

>>14746419
lame

>>14746419
Catholic chad, I can respect that
My last meal will be your daughters ass
t.Muhammedan

Giant juicy bacon cheeseburger on a Kaiser roll, extra lettuce, mushrooms and tomato/onion. Little bit of mayo on the roll
Spicy crab sushi roll, shrimp roll
Hush puppies and tartar sauce
Fried okra
KFC mash and gravy
Toasted garlic bagel with cream cheese and sea salt

Raspberry tea

>>14746456
eating ass is haram, enjoy hell

a head of cabbage
a pound of bacon
a pint of root beer
a black pepper grinder

if i get dessert id like a brownie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top

>>14746233
A lot of states don't even do last meal requests anymore.. they just give them whatever is on the menu that day.

NJ pizza (extra cheese, pepperoni)
Porkrolleggandcheese on a bagel, battered and fried
French fries with cheese sauce and tzatziki to dip
Blooming onion wit the sauce
Chocolate lava cake
Yoo-hoo from a glass bottle

>>14746360
>expecting zoomers to give a shit about innocent people

>>14746733
good choice
you rarely see burgers getting chosen in these threads but they are far and away the most requested last meal, at least in the US

>>14738181
Anthrax, to be dropped on india, china, africa, south america and indonesia.

>>14746763
It's because actual death row inmates have been stripped of comfort food for so long that a burger is what hits the spot more than anything else. People on /ck/ can either get or make a burger whenever, so the concept is not as salivating to someone who's spent years eating bland prison sloppas.

>>14746770
Yeah, I can't imagine anything better than after years of prison slop being able to say:
>Give me 6 double bacon cheeseburgers
and knowing they're gonna bring it

There is absolutely zero good reason why inmates shouldn't be able to request a modest amount of Alcohol and Tobacco

The reason these things are not allowed in regular prison life is because they cause problems - drunk inmates is a no-go, and people bartering with cigarettes causing violence, though they just use coffee or ramen now anyway. Also the eventual tax cost of treating inmate health problems related to smoking.

But when a man is about to die anyway? And he's all alone in the death house? Why can't he have a bit to drink, and a few nice smokes at the end of his life? That's not hurting anybody. Denying it is just a form of punishment, while you're simultaneously granting him a meal of his choice, and also about to murder him.

let them get booze and smokes

>>14746788
I guess because that goes beyond what a 'last meal' really entails, they're giving you some food you like, not just any random thing you can think of that you want to enjoy.

>>14746798
That's reasonable, and I guess it's also unfair to life sentence inmates if the only way you can ever get a beer and a cigarette again is to end up on death row. Might even become an incentive, if you're in for life.

>>14746770
>>14746779
Burgers are actually pretty common prison food because they're quick and cheap while still having a semblance of nutritional balance. It's more that after years of having the same cardboard burger on a little grocery store bun, they'd want to order a burger from some restaurant they were nostalgic for or literally anywhere that does a halfway decent burger.

>>14746788
for sure, that is a value contradiction. it has to do with the protestant tradition of prisons in the american south, (which are often the places that maintain the death sentence in america) that often equated pleasure with sin, and therefore disproportionately weighed the pleasures of alcohol and tobacco with the sin of gluttony

>>14746805
Yeah I was watching a documentary about death row inmates and they asked one of the guys what he'd order. He replied almost instantly "a bunch of those burger king whoppers"

He'd been in prison since like the 80s so it was definitely a nostalgia thing. Saddest part is he'd probably be disappointed in how bad Burger King is now if he actually got his whoppers.

>>14738181
anything I haven't eaten yet

Something important to remember is that if you're ordering something a chef has to cook, like "steak and a baked potato with etc. etc." then they're going to cook it there, in the prison kitchen. The person cooking it is not exactly going to be a 5-star chef, though they do try and get the best guys they have for last meals.

That's why a lot of people opt for fast food - they want the reliability of knowing what they're going to get.
If you say McDonald's french fries and burgers, you know they have to go get it from a McDonalds
If you just say "burger and french fries", well, who knows how those fries are going to come out

>>14746832
>If you just say "burger and french fries", well, who knows how those fries are going to come out
They'd probably just give you whatever they serve at the prison cafeteria.

>>14746768
forgot a nuke for melbourne, london, paris los angeles and new york

>>14741899
Steak and eggs is weird but fine
Steak with orange juice is revolting even before you down your glass of fucking milk

>>14746233
>Texas sucks the most because they axed last meals completely and you just get whatever's on the prison menu that day
You can thank this asshole who decided on an absurd last meal request and then when it finally got to him, he said he wasn't hungry. I forgot his name.

>>14738186
I'm glad McChicken posting is still alive

>>14738181
if I was going to the chair. 2 large tins of sardines 2 jumbo vanilla think shakes 1 liter of dr pepper 4 or 5 big macs and extra cheesecake for dessert. hoping that I spew it all up when I get cooked.

>>14747077
Pretty sure your last meal is a day or two before the actual execution, calling it the 'last meal' is a bit outdated.

>>14742111
>>14742304
>that shit
>amazing
do you live in a 3rd world country?

Give me two pounds of old school Tyson Anytyzer wings and 1.75 of Ron Diaz and let me die as I have lived.

>>14739410
>Turkish Royals
Makes me miss smoking. Never fall for the quitting meme bros

>>14738181
based meal

>>14738181
Something extremely gaseous and laxative :D

>>14738202

youd have a few years and then at least 1 dece meal to chew it over. not to mention usually the only way youd be in that situation is dealing out a nasty death yourself, the condemned are usually well acquainted. If your inno just suck out your captors soul like the watermelon sucking champ, big boss from the green mile.

For me? it would be 2 64 oz texas steaks and 3 pnds of the most fibouros vegetables and fruits known to man. As I hit the lightning like bob marly on a blunt, I would give new meaning to the concept of "the green mile"

>>14738186
top kek

>>14748018
Oh yeah? Then what is your brilliant idea for a last meal?
>>14748348
You want to shit yourself while you die?

>>14748439
>You want to shit yourself while you die?
every single person does no matter what

>>14738181
Can an American tell me why there are two completely different types of hash browns with no apparent way to describe one or the other? The loose ones with frayed edges are great but those cake ones are awful.

>>14749086
You're not wrong.

>>14749492
I don't know, but I love them both. Those cake ones from Maccy Do's are top tier

>>14744385
>IIRC some guy actually asked for the Lord of the Rings Trilogy to watch with his last meal.
I have questions about this that will never be answered
1 - Theatrical or Extended edition?
2 - Did they let him watch the whole thing?

>>14738632
>Rejected, got meatloaf and prison pasta instead

>>14749834
>>14744385
Last meals happen days before actual execution, so this request isn't as absurd as you might think.

>>14749863
Is that a recent change? because I watched a documentary that covered a series of executions in the 90s and they mentioned several times that the meal was brought to the death house sometimes with sometimes just 3-4 hours to go until execution

>>14749863
Just imagine if he had said "the entirety of the One Piece anime". They'll be there a while.

>>14747007
>that phimosis
The bird must be in pain

>>14749880
>they tell him he has to choose just 1 arc
>chooses Impel Down

Why do you faggots keep posting this shit?

>>14738181
>Massive bag of trial mix, the ones with candy coated peanuts and the same cookie cut into 6 different shapes
>4 large boiled eggs with the shell on
>Large jug full of pink lemonade
>Half a banana
As a special request I wanna guard to record me crying the whole day

>>14740976
>Liver wrapped in caul fat
>Grilled over charcoal
That sounds delicious. Do you get your caul fat from hunting or your butcher?

>>14749876
Probably varies by state

>>14749940
That's probably it. I think the documentary was only about executions in Texas.

Feta cheese
Walnuts and almonds
Lentil soup
Fresh-baked rye bread
Rack of lamb
Olives
Grilled eggplant
Fresh peppers and tomatoes
Pumpkin cheesecake with glass of milk
Iced water with lemon

>>14746456
You're a faggot

>>14738640
They're not actually obligated by law to give you the food you requested, it's mostly just a tradition. They can and will deny your request if it's unreasonable.

>>14738181
A big plate of ak47s and anti-prison bullets

T-Bone steak, medium
2 Baked Potatoes with sour cream, chives, bacon bits, and shredded cheddar cheese
Simple salad with lettuce and cherry tomatoes, bottle of ranch dressing
Unsweet iced tea
Ice water, no fucking lemon
Milk
1 pack of Reese's peanut butter cups

Eat while watching cable news. I want to see the state of the world on the day I die.

A charcutreie and pickle plate
flight of pepsi carbonated sodas
moose tracks ice cream/panda paws ice cream

>>14738181
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>14738181
A tesla coil

>>14738865
weak stomach

>>14746419
Hello, based department?

12 piece chicken with fries from popeyes, a mango, blueberries, a pint of ben and jerrys phish food, a 2 liter of vernors ginger ale, and a steelie

I’d have an extra large meat pizza with garbage fries on top. Also buffalo crab dip, all on top of the pizza. Then 2 ice cold 2-liter colas. I actually had that exact thing last night. Was fucking out of this world good

>>14751338
based, popeyes is good
ever since KFC shit the bed they're the better place by far
I think it's because they keep their franchisees on a tighter leash

>>14751473
>out of this world good

>>14751514
kfc got rid of potato wedges so I will never go there again

>>14750640
better ask for them rare, especially if they're cooked in the same prison as you

>>14738181
I would have to go with the tried and true classic of Olive Garden (TM) unlimited soup (minestrone) and salad (caesar). Of course with their unlimited breadsticks as well.

>>14751610
your last meal on earth would be Olive Garden?

>>14738181
full england brekfast with full england breakfast teh. and chapati with lots of hot sauce so my murderers would have to clean up the smelly big shits that cum out when i die.

100 custom cultivated BRAAAPS from assorted young ladies hmm yes pungent

>>14738181
Are Americans really so fucking fat they can't even get hanged without having to stuff their mouths?

>>14746419
Blessed

>>14738181
Warden's wife's pussy

Pizza with tuna, shrimps, olives and red onion on it.
Pint can of Hartwall Original Long Drink
Serving of salted caramel ice cream.
If impossible requests would be taken: if it's lethal injection then I'd want dose of heroin 5 minutes before poison.
If it's gallows then have it done outside with dose of LSD or psilocybin half an hour before neck breaking.

>ask for a big cake
>"what sort of cake"
>a very fancy one, covered in icing, with a very specific style and certain ingredients
>"what ingredients?"
>usual cake ingredients but also a knife, a gun, 3 bullets, a bulletproof vest, a map, a working cellphone, and a big silly purple hat
>the cake also has to be shaped like a ladder
>"ok"
>cake arrives
>i'm left to eat
>immediately take out the gun and the 3 bullets
>i put on the vest
>i pull the gun on the guard, demand he lets me out
>he obliges, because he is shocked by my strange hat
>we get out to the yard
>i make a phonecall when nobody is looking
>report myself as having escaped and fled east
>get to the wall
>grab the ladder shaped cake
>take the bulletproof vest out of it
>grab the bullets out of my pocket
>hold onto the bulletproof vest and hold the bullets up to it; it's bulletproof, so like a magnet it pulls away, hoisting my into the air
>float over the wall
>drop down the other side
>use the map to find a nearby hotel
>get to the hotel
>take out the knife
>slice up and eat the delicious cake

>>14752941
what the fuck would possess you to take lsd before being hanged that would freak me out beyond belief

>>14738186
Lel

>>14746336
Thats how the japanese do it. The same day after sentencing.

>>14752449
This kek.
They also sell hotdogs and candy to people watching the execution

>>14753045
I dunno watch the clouds or something, forgot everything else around you
>dude the clouds are...
>...like lambs
>so fluffy...
>"clack"
>....pretty...
>CRACK t. neck
>

>>14753013

>>14752279
Yes.

>>14753013
sensible chuckle

>>14752690
you're gonna get a good dicking by bubba is what, tranny freak.

>A plate of freshly sliced fruit
>Half a loaf of freshly baked bread, any variety, sliced thick, toasted
>Butter, liver pate and spork to spread it
>Platter of Turkish Delight
>Kettle of hot coffee and mug
>Laxative dissolved in unsweetened iced tea
>Some food laxative like coconut milk if I'm not allowed that
>Some rosewater or flower oil to dab on myself
>If it's an old southern prison, request to eat in the most ornate sitting room they have on the premises
>Trip to cell toilet briefly before execution to empty my bowels so that I won't shit myself when I die

Probably not everything I'd want, but I'd be killed anyways, so it's not like I'd be around to regret that.

Depending on the state, your choice could be severely limited. Under the best of circumstances, you aren't likely to get anything real fancy. In some states, you basically get what they can get locally for a set amount of less. In other states, Texas for example, you eat the same as everyone else in the prison is eating that day.

>>14745620
It was pretty clever of the Democrats to get the entire rest of the world on board with their fake propaganda all for the sake of the US election

>>14753013
Underrated

>>14738640
Based negro poster

>>14738203
Loving this Freudian slip

>>14738181
If I'm gonna die I'm going on my own terms.
I want enough candy to put me into a diabetic coma

A pot of bean filled chili, six hotdogs, 3 lbs of french fries, a family sized box of cheese its, sour cream, and a pair of two liter dr.pepper

>>14753094
Aldous Huxley was dosed a couple of times with LSD on his death bed. Though I think that dying naturally in bed while tripping balls is a lot more comfy than getting the gallows while tripping. As the other anon said, that would probably freak me out. That being said, you might’ve done LSD too and you know what you’re capable of handling. So I respect it nonetheless.

>>14745620
Fuck off crossposter