/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14735589
I wanna make her happy.

>>14735653
simp, cuck, soyboy, etc
she's sad cause Chad just got done pumping and dumping her

i ate cold burger king alone in my room while crying after my father yelled at me because i was a failure in school.

dinner alone after canceled plans

>>14735665
No, she's sad because her favourite character is Bubblegum Princess (cos science RULES), and doesn't appear on her cake.

Noname brand stove top stuffing and instant coffee made with tap hot water.

>>14735682
she's my favorite too

A single tortilla and an apple.

>>14735689
>not Marceline
low test

a flat last quarter of a 2 liter of diet coke, and some lowfat cheese slices

Spent a Friday night by myself at a bar, getting smashed as I unsuccessfully tried to meet people. At about 1:00 am I finally gave up and drove home drunk, but not before stopping by a Wendy's to pick up a late night meal. By the time I got back to my apartment, I was so fucked up that I passed out on the living room floor, my fast food bag still in hand.

When I woke up ten or so hours later, there was vomit all over myself and the carpet. I was still hungry in my hungover state, so I began eating the now stale, cold Baconator and French fries. It was fucking disgusting, but I still finished everything in the bag like that animal I am.

My mom was a shit cook but had to learn after my dad died. I started learning a year later and surpassed her pretty quick, but soon enough she had some good fundamentals and was determined to make me a really good dinner for my 22nd birthday. Being summer there was a lot of good shit in season but I settled on surf and turf with roasted veg, I knew she could make it pretty well. We were both kind of a mess at the time, depressed and whatnot, but she knew I still was able to enjoy a good meal and be happy about it so she tried really hard to make it perfect. I was on a bigger binge than I think she knew, I just remember the smells of cooking vaguely waking me up a few times, then a knock on the door of and a plate of food being handed to me on the bed. Sirloin, shrimp, 2 lobster tails, garlic mash and roasted veg. It was all amazing looking and perfect but I could barely sit up. I took a bite or two of everything and just kind of slumped the plate on the corner of the bed and said something like I'll eat in a minute I just tired. Last thing I remember before flopping back down on the bed was the great big smile disappearing from my mom's face and her saying "oh no" in the most disappointed way.
I woke up something I'm guessing like 4 hours later because she was apparently in her room sleeping. The plate was where I left it, cold but intact. I scarfed it down pretty quickly but I mean it was my best meal, certainly not the meal she slaved to make me. I dont know if she heard me eating or crying or both and started crying herself. I licked the fucking plate clean but we didn't speak until morning. I got help for my alcoholism soon after that, but she got lung cancer in December and was dead by my next birthday. Now I'm back to smoking and drinking myself to an early death that at this rate will happen in my early 40s.
That was a sad dinner.

>>14735770
>I mean it was my best meal,
Meant to say wasnt obviously, but I guess it works either way

>>14735727
#relatable

>>14735770
bruh

when was the last time anyone celebrated your birthday, anon?

>>14735770
I didn't ask for these feels man. I hope things turn up for you man, that's rough.

>>14735770
Jesus christ

>>14735813
When I was 9 turning 10, I asked my mom for a bday party and she said "birthdays are for kids, why do you want one?" I'm 30 and haven't celebrated my birthday since then.

>>14735830
your mom sounds like a cunt

>>14735830
rough

>>14735770
jesus be with you anon

>>14735770

>>14735589
Pathetic poutine,
overcooked shoestring fries, two slices of kraft singles for cheese and a few teaspoons of luke warm canned gravy.

>>14735589
even the dog looks sad here

>>14735770

>>14735589
>Stealing your question and posting it on r/AskReddit, friendo.

>>14735589
The Shakey's Pizza in Palm Springs takes theprize for this one. The Shakey's we had locally, closer to LA, was already on our shit list. We were meeting friends in PS, so we thought we'd give it a shot. The pizza was SAD. worse than frozen pizza. How do you fuck up pizza? the chain is dead to us since then.

>>14735819
>>14735856
Appreciate you anons.

>>14735589
I don’t eat when I’m sad. I just go to bed.

>>14735770
Damn. RIP

>>14735770
jesus christ man

>>14735589
Christmas alone probably

>>14735770
im sorry man

>>14735770

>>14735727
I love you anon and your mommy is looking down on you in heaven with that same smile on her beautiful face

>>14735770
>>14735964
I love you both but I meant to post this to the other anon. Idk who needs it more but I felt he did. God be with y’all

>>14735770
She was probably over it after a couple of days and completely forgot about it after a month
People don't hold on to your crappy every day behavior, you tend to remember what stands out so your mom died remembering all the good stuff, in the end what you did in your birthday wouldn't have mattered outside of a couple days, maybe a week, its not worth torturing yourself over

>>14735770
holy shit that is awful....

in a similar situation myself. dad died a while ago and still with my mom until i finish uni and land a decent job. thank you for reminding me life is short and i need to be better to her.

>>14735813
29, my parents bought me a t-bone steak and we had cake and tea.

>>14735685
damn son been there.
cept for me it was canned black beans baked in the can.
same deal with instant coffee tho used to rail that shit nightly

>>14735665
have sex

>>14735813
My gf bought me a cake for my 25th. Does that count?

>>14735653
you cant even make yourself happy

>>14735770
quickly save yourself or slowly kill yourself
these are your 2 choices.
This is real life, not a fucking disney movie

>>14735689
>>14735704
There are no good girls in that show, Bubblegum is a scheming user, Marceline is a mopey moody bitch, and Flame Princess is emotionally immature.

>>14736219
Don't mind if I do

>>14735813
I don't remember, cooked myself a birthday dinner tonight though. I'll probably get myself some good scotch, put some headphones in have a small fire this weekend and think about life like I do every birthday and hopefully make next year better.

>>14736250
You're right, if I can't make myself happy, what hope do I have for making someone else happy?

>>14735770
Jesus, I'm sorry anon.

>>14735653
You cant HANDLE the truth about women

sad Marky, best Marky

>>14736268
It's a comedy cartoon. They're comic characters, not idols.

>>14735589
Weird. That' kinda how I would look like if I was a girl and had a pointier chin and narrower nose.

>>14735589
>visit grandparents for christmas
>gandpa suddenly goes blind and is rushed to hospital morning after I arrive
>his brain is full of cancer
>he's definitely going to die a painful death in a vegitative state
>family fights over whether to pull the plug or not and it gets personal
>it's midnight and the only thing that's open is 711
>we buy some gross chilli cheesedogs
>the cashier wishes us a merry christmas
>we realized this was our christmas dinner
>that half of my family hasn't had a christmas dinner since.

>>14735589
I've had so many binge meals alone in my dark basement room that they all just run into one lifelong bad meal.

>>14735770
lol

>>14735665
hawt

>>14735589
Expired viena sausages with 12 day old, flavorless rolls from Texas roadhouse

>>14735589
>>14736335
why are autistic girls so cute?

>>14736414
A lot of the possible symptoms of autism are really an intensification of feminine traits.

>>14735770
Fucking hell

>>14736414

Your latent pedophilic impulses since all autistics have the minds of toddlers.

My grandpa used to always take me on the city bus to McDonald's (both experiences I never had with my parents) and I'd get a happy meal and he'd get a Big Mac and then we'd walk through the city for what seemed like hours and he'd tell stories of what the place was like in the 40s and 50s, some businesses still open from those days that we'd visit. He was also a retired fireman so we'd visit the firehouse he used to work at and always get full VIP treatment and I could play on the trucks and slide down the pole and stuff.

At his funeral they had a pretty good meal catered but for me there was a happy meal.

>>14735589
Boiled white fish with no garnish, just plain fish.

>>14735589
First time i visited my girlfriends parents house, they served half a bowl of some kind of watery stew that i was supposed to be happy about

>>14735589
I want to cuddle her.

>>14735770
Stay strong,bro.
And get your shit together. Your parents dont want to see you suffer like this and slowly killing yourself.

>>14735665
This guy knows what's up. The only problem a young woman can face in the modern world is chad's refusal to commit to her.

>>14735653
WOW SHE'S A SAD FAGGOT THAT LIKES QUIRKY INDIE BOYBANDS JUST LIKE ME TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY KWEEN

>>14735589
I got all my credit cards canceled and was stuck in a European airport
All I had was change and (((money changers))) only accepted notes.
I had to hitchhike from the airport to town to buy some food and all I could afford was two tins of beans.
I didn't even have a spoon, I had to fold the lid into one.
Two rich businessman saw this and offered me 50 and 100 euros but I wouldn't take it.
It is not easy to turn down money when you are in such a position, but I will not be reduced to begging these people.

>>14736718
Based

>>14736726
Lmao what kind of retard doesn't take cash when travelling?

>>14736726
>50 and 100 euros but I wouldn't take it.
20?? Darwin Award Winner:- Anon

>>14735589
Uh yesterday was pretty bad. New apartment, absolutely no kitchenware; nuts, yoghurt and two bananas, one of which used to scoop the yoghurt in lieu of a spoon

>>14735589
Gay

>>14736315
Exactly. The moral of the story is: might as well kill yourself

>>14735770
Fuck, it just got worse and worse the more I read

>>14735830
Wow fuck that, anon. Your mom sounds like a bitch

>>14736414
Cause anons feel a simple minded woman wouldn't challenge them much and would be easier to control.

>>14735770

>>14735665
>>14736645
She's clearly gay, can't you see the flag?
Stop being retarded and randomly hating on women

>>14736869
All women are easy to control, dipshit.

>>14736875
Lesbians don't exist. Just women who can't find men.

my grandma, who must have known she was dying at the time, decided to forego the usual christmas dinner and make "pork fried rice"
she was a white woman, no wok or anything like that, and could not execute the dish faithfully
she is obviously forgiven but it was an abomination
last christmas with her

>>14736901
upload it on youtube so we can laff at her.

>>14736740
Depends how long your cards are canceled for
>>14736803
Taking things for free rots your soul.

>>14735589
>>14735813
I was sort of depressed in my late teens and early 20s, just like pics related. Is this normal for most faggots in the West?

>>14735830
Birthdays are retarded though. They used to mean something when half of your kids fucking died of scarlet fever and typhus but birthdays are pretty well meaningless when every kid lives.

>>14736941
We live in an artificial cave where you have to work a boring job for schlomo completely disconnected from what your genes are telling you to do.

>>14736951
this but unironically

>>14736919
Pride rots your soul you fucking fool.

>>14736956
The more you read the more you become anprim and agree with Ted Kaczynski.

>>14737070
>The more you read

Can you expound on this, anon? I'm a real life /lit/fag and am interested in hearing what you have to say.

>>14735770
There is a community called "r/stopdrinking" on reddit. I recommend you check it out anon. Your life can become much better and there will be a lot of people who will give you advice and support.

>>14737079
Anything involving mythology, any Jung or Campbell and anything regarding wartime psychology. Wartime psychology proves we are meant to live in tribes as mental disorders and suicide rates go down during war and often people feel nostolgia for the feelings of togetherness and unity and self worth that war brings back. Same with the native american problem in which all the whites who lived tribally did not want to return to western civilization. I would go with any of the accounts of westerners living among the american indians.

>>14735813
I haven't celebrated my birthday since I was 10
I'm 25 now and my birthday keeps trying to do something every year, but I stop her

>>14737124
*my gf keeps trying to do something every year

>>14737128
>>14737124
Based stroke poster

How about the meal I'm eating right now

>>14735727
Don't drink drive you asshole

>>14737188
Eyyyyy fuck you faggot! lol!

>>14735667
Did it still taste good?

>>14735813
Two months ago, gf and her vietnamese friends played poker with me

i remember reading a story on /r9k/ of some dude who had a girlfriend with some type of hardcore aspergers/autism where she didnt want to do anything. he thought it was great at first, but became too much trouble and left her after about 1 year.

>>14737165
No idea what that is.
But some things taste good with tea.

>>14737211
how do i get vietnamese so horny gf who love me long time?

>>14736919
>Taking things for free rots your soul.
but eating beans with a makeshift lid-spoon in public is honourable.
GTFO moron.

>>14737227
It's obviously Kidney beans and tuna you eyelet mong. That's some kind of juice dilute not Tea you double Spaz.

I was suffering from severe depression and pic related was what i ate most of the time. Works best in combination with the cheapest vodka you can find.

>>14736892
yeah keep telling yourself that, kettle. meanwhile pretty much every board outside of /an/ and /po/ has a tfw no gf thread. most anons cant handle themselves, never mind someone else.

>>14735813

23rd, grilled with my grandma and cousin. was quite nice, nothing special. You can only be disappointed if you have some sort of expectation on how a birthday must be celebrated.

>>14736919
Being overly prideful is a sin too anon.

>>14737191
>John, you're driving perpendicular to the traffic mate, you got an unopened one pal?

There's something about sad birthday pictures on 4chan that breaks my fucking heart in two. I can't look at them for long. Maybe I relate. My saddest meal is whatever my mom cooks me when I start isolating in my room and she tries to make me come out or be normal.

>>14736956
>>14737070
>>14737096
based and tedpilled

>>14736875
Or she could be bi you fucking bigot

>>14736425
why did you change your shirt?

I'm an unemployed alcoholic, but jesus this thread makes me feel sad.

>>14735813
My last one. Stuffed pork chops, potatoes, broccoli and a cheesecake.My mom is good like that.

Probably the saddest meal was after my grandpa died. I forget what we ate, but it was mostly in silence, except my grandmother just cried the entire time.

Until I was 30 years old always celebrated my birthday with my family.

My mom and my grandma served delicious food, we drank copious amounts of wine. By the time of taking pictures and eating cake we were all quite buzzy and jolly.

All of these alcohol induced food failures have made me feel. I'll share.
When I was around 22, I had already been drinking vodka heavily, and daily for about two years. I was still in the phase where I didnt realize what it was doing to me, I dont even think I had a real episode of withdrawal yet. I was still in the fun phase, and I was going through this thing where I was watching cooking shows and YouTube videos all the time, and thought myself a great cook.. (rarely ever cooked.) So was drunk one day, and really felt like French onion soup. I was going to make it for the whole family, they were all at work, I had recently lost my pizza guy job because dui. Really wanted to do something nice for them. So I walked about 4 miles to the local walmart, feeling great, to get the ingredients with some of the last of my money.

>>14737207
>still

>>14737421
On the way out of walmart, stop by the subway by the doors to talk to friend. He is now a successful guy, and was about to graduate from university at this time. I dropped out. I was so excited to tell him that I was going to make this home cooked meal, and how maybe he'd come by and have dinner with us. He blew me off. On way back home, get another pint, and drink on the way. Feeling kind if sad now. Chop up shit ton of onions, they take forever to caramelize, so just watch french onion soup videos on YouTube. Mom gets home from work, says something smells wonderful. It's just the onions. Tell her I'm making soup and she seems excited that I'm actually doing something other than being locked up in my room. She offers to help, but I decline. Remember saying "of course not, I am the master chef".. she knows I'm drunk, and goes upstairs. Start sauteeing garlic, and she comes downstairs to say she smells something burning. Tell her I'm cooking garlic. She looks at it and tells me I'm burning it. I insist I'm not, (I was). Literally start crying, and walk outside to front porch. She turns down heat on everything and comes out to talk to me, tells me she knows I'm drunk, etc.. and wants to help. She finally gets me under control, so we go in together. She starts to talk about therapy, this makes me start bawling, and I big up large pan out hot soup and take it outside in blind rage, pouring it in the dumpster, take the empty pans back inside, and walk down street as she calls to me to come back.

>>14737456
After sobering up, and cooling off, I realize I have no where to go. Return home to my dad making hotdogs, blankly staring at grill, beer in hand. Mom is sitting at dinner table, looks like she was waiting for me. Tells me grandparents are coming over for dinner, and to "talk" to me, (grandpa used to be alcoholic). So to make a long story short, they come over, and we eat bar s hotdogs in silence, althewhile, me knowing my mom told them the whole story. Finish before anyone and go to living to watch tv. Grandpa joins me, and has "talk"..
Anyways, I'm 34 now, and still drinking heavily. Am a line cook. I hate cooking. Grandparents are now dead, wife left me, see my son once a month, he hates me, mom doesn't talk to me anymore, dad still visits now and then, but only for a drink at the bar. Like someone said before, planning to drink myself to death in 40s, hopefully before.

>>14737456

I hope you're now alright

>>14737499
heh yeah why bother turning things around

>>14737081
Retard post or bait, you should kys

>>14735770

>>14735830
what a fucking whore

>>14735813
26th, earlier this year.

gf threw a party, invited some of the boys from my hometown, some coworkers, some ex-classmates, and my 2 siblings, 20ish people showed up out of like 25, which is probably the most people I ever had at a party.

I always act like i hate these things because I don't want to make a fuss but it was fucking amazing. Rented the basement area of a local pub and drank all night, near the end the boys invited some random thots downstairs , one of them threw up on the pool table at 2 AM so we had to leave.
Shit was hilarious. The hangovers are getting harder and harder to deal with so I think we'll stop doing these in the future. It's nice to have a yearly tradition and excuse to get wasted though, most of these people I only see like once a year nowadays.

oh and this pub serves the best fucking pulled pork burger I ever had in my life.

>>14735770

I made goat liver and naan in pic related for an indian guy I was gonna go on a date with but he ghosted me

>>14735770

>>14737607
your driveway really dodged a bullet there

>>14736416
Thought it was the opposite, don't male autists often have hypermasculine faces?

>>14735842
>that shirt
Holy FUCK.

>>14737271
That definitely does look like kidney beans.
It does seem similar to what grape juice looks like. It's a combination we rarely see here.

>>14737663
autists tend to have hypersexualised traits in general
its why the men are super strong, they also have huge cocks

t. work as autist support worker

First thanksgiving away from home was a sad one. Couldn't go home for break like planned because car broke down which was depressing in itself, but now I'm stuck in a deserted campus dorm with no food and only $10 cash. But there was a food donation bin in the lobby which was pretty full so I raided that. Ended up getting instant potatoes, stovetop stuffing and green bean casserole ingredients. Spent the $10 on a pressed turkey loaf and some beer. I had agreed to watch a friends cat while she was gone so I took the food to her place to cook and ate my sad little meal with her cat. She absolutely loved that turkey loaf, her excitement was definitely the highlight of the holiday.

>>14737686
sounds kinda based actually

>>14736919
You did the right thing anon, no idea why you're catching flak on this.

>>14737694
nah he did a bunch of stupid shit for the sake of his ego

>>14735770

>>14737227
>>14737271
>>14737669
Kidney beans and tuna
Drink is wine

>>14735770

>>14735770
Just stop

>>14736414
They're not, its just the ugly one never make it to this peruvian horse trading forum

>>14736951
im going to die never tasting freedom

>>14735770
we really live just to suffer

>>14736457
>but for me there was a happy meal.
right in the feels...

It just just happened yesterday, not that sad tho

>am a sickly person
>family wants healthy meal
>go get steak and veggies at store
>butcher gives me waygu prime ribs that he couldn't sell yesterday for cheap
>they are sexy steaks
>ect everyone happy looking forward to meal
>its cooked steak bean sprouts carrots broccoli and collard greens
>health issues kick in
>cant eat it even though looks amazing and haven't eaten all day
>have to go pass out in room
>hear mom crying in distance while trying go to sleep

>>14737884
I'm going to assume the illness isn't something very controllable.

>Tried to have a birthday party with friends. Told them it was my treat.
>Set up everything. Go to meet up place at mall. Waiting happily.
>3 hours later nothing.
>Walking out and see them. They went to see the movie without me. They didn't care about paying.
>They went out to eat without me. Ignoring the reservations I made.
>They told me it didn't matter and all abandoned me.
>I learned a harsh lesson that day.

>>14737888
it's hiv... somewhat ironic that eating bussy would later prevent me from eating blessed meats but I guess life's funny like that.

People think these pics are sad but honestly they’re pathetic. Can’t at least fake a smile or act grateful that there are people who care that much about you, even to personalize a cake lol.

>>14737957
The one problem with fake smiles is they LOOK fake. It's not that all these people aren't grateful, it's often that they don't know HOW to make the smile look good.

>>14737969
That’s sad. :( i wish luck to people like these

>>14735727
ok thx

>>14737934

What was the lesson? That you should stop being such an insufferable faggot you could have friends who wanted to hang w you?

>>14737607
fuck that guy looks like he missed out on a great time

>>14735842
this ones just funny. you’d think it was a staged photo taken with his friends but then NOPE old people. and then you notice the shirt. FUCK

>>14737499
>wahhhhhhhh everything's my own fault and no one's spoon feeding me solutions waahhhhhhhh
you deserve everything bad that happens to you

>>14735770
jesus i need to hug my mom before she croaks

>>14735813
Last year for my 31st birthday.

I had a roommate whose birthday is a day right after mines. I got him a Jimmy John's gift card and he got me a big piece of Red Velvet cake and he got me a drink.

>>14735813
24th, boyfren bought me some nice thai food and a slice of cheesecake. i wish he couldve maybe cooked a cool meal but i legit do all the cooking that isnt like instant and/or fried.

>>14737607
>not even a stinkjeet wants ur bobs and vangene

>>14735589
>went to dirty martin's in austin
>ordered a burger and cheese tots
>patty was dry, lettuce was wilted, and the bun look like it had been sat on
>cheese tots were just tots with a single slice of kraft american placed on top and nuked.

>>14735589
I used to stay at my friends house when I was a kid and his mom didnt have alot of money for food. One night she made instant mashed potatos and a slice of cheese microwaved on a plate so it was melted in the middle and crusty on the sides. Didnt think much bc I was poor too

>>14737678
I mean I dont think I'm that strong

A half can of campbells chicken soup with three kinda-stale goldfish in it, along with half an orb of ground meat that was so salty I couldnt taste anything for the rest of the day. My friend's mom was just that kind of cook.

>>14737081
super gay

>>14735770
lol, this some good copypasta, thnx

>>14736268
Wrong

>>14736457
fugg

>>14735589
a stale tortilla with ketchup

>>14735589
28th birthday, completely alone ate some shit overpriced shit fish & chips

>>14737499
yeah its on you to turn it around bud, never too late

>>14735665
Words of truth

>>14737124
Exactly the same except I'm 26
FUCK birthdays

>>14738293
Asshole

>>14735653
I'm sick and tired of faggots like this. I don't need to be reminded every day the reason women think they're so fucking special even after fucking 100 guys.

>>14738199
Well, he clearly doesn't really know how to cook, so I'm sure he was against the idea of serving you a home-cooked meal because it would have tasted bad.

>>14738261
I was poor too, but that's beyond lazy. Regular potatoes are cheap as fuck too and aren't hard to put in boiling water.

>>14736645
Men don't commit because women aren't exclusive. Nobody wants to share your vagina ya dumb bitch.

You want to be a free for all then you pay for yourself and we stay fuck buddies.

>>14736726
>doesn't fast
>turns down money to help him out of a situation
There's a difference between begging and being helped.

>>14736919
Nice pride, you're going to hell.

>>14737694
Yikes. What happened to help thy neighbor? Clearly if he doesn't accept money, he probably would never think of giving money to help someone out. He gets worse by the minute.

>>14738418
Instant mash is more expensive than reg potatoes. She was showing off for her son's friend

>>14738418
Y!kes sweaty >_>

>>14735813
its my birthday today! celebrating with my gf and my best bud.

>>14738605
nice, nice
are you fellas gonna double team her?

>>14737941
>it's hiv
lol

>>14738624
Probably not but hey, let's see where the cocaine takes us.

>>14737934
not to be friends with people that dont want to be friends with you?

>>14735589
The same evening mom and dad decided they would have a divorce. Tasty chicken and rice, I miss my family.

>>14735653
She probably had plenty of chances to be happy and instead chose to ride the cock carousel while waiting for Chad to show up and give her a life of luxury.

Fucking Roastoids are delusional.

>>14738733
>nooooo you can't just enjoy your youth and good looks! You have to settle down very young so you hurry up and get bored with fucking the same person forever!

>>14738751
>>so you hurry up and get bored with fucking the same person forever!
literally proving his point confirming that some people like (you) can't help but become disloyal in this day and age. just admit you're a whore

>>14735589
she looks like gerby gomo

Fell out with my mother early December one year.
Tried talking to her and she just pouted.
Woke up christmas morning. Gave her the presents I bought her and just sat there for a minute, she put them on the floor and clearly didnt buy me anything. So went back upstairs.

Shortly after I hear the car leaving, she took my brother to christmas dinner at a restaurant and I ate a chicken tikka.
It was a nice meal but was just wrong.

>>14737346
She could be aromantic demisexual you ignorant shitlord.

>>14735589
unironically many of my moms dishes during childhood.

>>14735589
onions milk

>>14735770
What a great excuse to waste your life in self pity
I bet that's what everyone in the family would want!

>>14736457
i wish my grandpa loved me because i always idolized him but he was a bitter piece of shit to his entire family

>>14737222
Damn I kinda want to read that

Guy Fieri's Chophouse in Atlantic City

>>14737456
>>14737499
>purposefully doesn't try to improve self
>it's somehow everyone else's fault
>continues to act like nothing matters and that nothing can change
Just neck yourself. Shoot yourself. Why wait around hoping your drinking kills you? Jesus christ I absolutely despise wastes like yourself.

>>14738872
Passive aggression is for pussies, Anon. You sound like an out-of-touch, autistic Boomer.

>>14738820
>not realizing that you are the hated child
Just abandon your family by this point. Fuck them for clearly not accepting or favoring you in any way.

>>14737421
>>14737456
>>14737499
You're pathetic. Get it together, dude.

>>14735770
get help and find meaning in your life.
if you can't find meaning in yourself, than find meaning in others and devote yourself to helping others.

>>14738820
wtf is with our parents, bro
our Boomer parents beat us when we are children who cannot control our emotions and when we are adults we're supposed to respect them while they're emotionally immature

>>14737999
ngl, upside-down satan, i think some people are just not meant to have friends

>>14737934
Are you me?
Don't bother with people. Most can't see past their own noses and literally forget anyone else exists once they leave the room.

the next one. i can't even remember the last time i sat down and ate dinner with someone.

>>14735589
Fried rice I made with McDonald's butter packets and Chinese takeout soy sauce packets from my roommate's meals because I could only afford rice and eggs. This was after a year long bender blowing 100k life savings on cocaine, booze and strippers/whores. Turns out I didn't have the guts to kill myself at the end like I planned. I'm doing better now.

>>14738405
Guess what? Women want to make sad men happy, too. If you haven't noticed this, you probably have particularly bad hygiene or sleazy mannerisms.

>>14738412
i want to believe he does though, when i cook i make him hang out with me and muse outloud what i'm about to throw together and the process of it all n whatnot...
not to mention he loves cooking shows and junk
i guess in my perfect world i'd wanna try something he'd make just for me <:3

>>14737222
Dude this happened to my friend except he actually married her, after years of telling me stories about how she's his soul mate and he has the best memories with her. He got fed up with her autism and they were divorced in under 2 years.

>>14736919
>Taking things for free rots your soul
One time I refused one of those free lotion samples from a mall kiosk guy and my grandma said "What's wrong with you, turning down free stuff? If someone offers you a free rope to hang yourself with, take it."

>>14737678
Damn. I always assumed I was autistic. Now I'm not so sure. Maybe I'm just not a nice person.

>>14739090
nah they can have tiny dicks too

t. works to support hikis in japan

>>14739090
Damn the real autists are Chads.

>>14736457
this thread was for saddest meal. besides literally being called a happy meal, this is love and not sad at all.

>>14737222
Something similar happened to me:

>Was friends with a girl for a long time.
>She had some issues and possibly was on the spectrum, but was still nice to be around.
>Was very anti-social to most people and would break down if in a big group for too long.
>She randomly asked me out and I said yes.
>She moved in and I found out she pretty much did nothing.
>She could not work due to extreme anxiety, had a ton of medical debt I did not know existed because her mom handled everything, had to constantly remind her to bathe or wash her clothes, and could not make anything for herself.
>Could not even make disability because she could never give me accurate info on her doctors because she didn't know how to organize shit (Was working on that one for awhile)
>Literally would not eat anything all day until I came home, even easy to make shit like sandwiches or ramen and would not eat processed stuff.
>Would not do anything all day besides roleplay on her phone or play her Switch.
>Things were rocky for awhile, and I stopped giving a fuck around COVID and started to get onto her more on stuff.
>We broke up at the end of April.
>She is pretty much living with my old roomates doing the same stuff and will probably never get better.

Shit was not a good fucking time. I honestly would never have even gone out with her if it wasn't for the fact that I knew her for a long time (14 years) and we hung out all the time.

>>14739221
as a person who used to RP on forums/chat sites 9+ hours a day and met a ton of those "friends" IRL, i can guarantee you all roleplayers have mental issues - myself included

>>14735770
Just don't get a woman pregnant you asshole.

>>14735770
Go try to care about something man. I spent my teen years wallowing in violence and self pity and have scars and body issues that won't ever go away because of it. But I found things to care about and live a legitimately good life now.

>>14735813
My 24th, my parents got me some nice take out since the restaurants were all closed. My gf at the time didn't get me anything or do anything special for me. We aren't together anymore.

>>14735813
i just realized my 30th bday happened this year and my mom and sister didn't even call
wtf

>>14739338
>thinking birthdays are anything special or worth celebrating past the age of 25
You're just a needy manchild anon

>>14739012
>Women want to make sad, good looking men happy, too

>>14739140
Fair enough but it was still a pretty sad meal

>>14736457
That's pretty cringe

Back in my early years of highschool my mom had to attend legal matters in another state for a couple months. She did all the cooking, my dad didn't know how to cook, and of course I had no real clue either.
So every single meal while she was gone ended up being pizza or rotisserie chicken. Fine at first but god it got really grim by the end. Stale pizza for lunch, then my dad would bring home a costco chicken after work and we'd peck at it until we were full and stuff it in the fridge. Pathetic times, pathetic meals.
Really made me appreciate the effort my mom went through to prepare me a decent homecooked meal. Made me appreciate cooking a lot also. No idea how anyone can tolerate lazy poorfag "bachelor" meals like this for a long period of time, its just so depressing.

>>14735813
When I was 15 and my dad and sister ate all my cake before I got home and then got mad at me for it

>>14735842
This doesn't really look that depressing, he's obviously having fun with himself even though he's a fat manchild. I get good vibes from this scene overall

>>14739347
go make an ugly girl happy, then

>>14739343
yeah, so?
gimme birthday cards, mommy >:C

>>14738929
>>14738946
Holy shit you guys are complete emotional bricks. Don't ever have children, the only thing you'll produce with an emotional state like that is insecure betas and future suicide victims.

>>14739677
>coddling alcoholics

>>14737281
>every board outside of /an/ and /po/
nigga /an/ and /po/ are just as much lonely virgins as the rest of us

>>14739681
At this point I'm certain you're just baiting for fun.

>>14739710
you're an alcoholic, aren'tcha?

>>14739714
Nope, I'm not an alcoholic and I've always hated it. I'm also not a sociopath, unlike yourself.

>>14735770
have you tried the best fast food sandwich?

>>14739735
No sympathy for alcoholics or any drug addict for that matter. They all know what they're doing and refuse to get help. They are a danger to themselves and others. You'll change your tune when one of your friends is murdered by a drunk driver.
Alcoholics should be shot on sight.

>>14739743
>You'll change your tune when one of your friends is murdered by a drunk driver.

Vegemite and lettuce

>>14738820
Was your brother always her favourite or did you piss her off really badly?

2 turkey dinosaurs. Had nothing else in the house to eat. Didn't even have any ketchup.

>>14735770
You have your mom cancer through the stress.

>>14736335
Jesus, this is my niece. What happened to these kids?

>>14739864
Same thing what happened to us, but they're even less equipped by society to deal with it

I was with a roleplayer/cosplayer girl I met right around the time my family kicked me out of the house in 2016. Spent every waking moment trying to make sure she still loved me. She worked a stable job given to her by her uncle for a while before having a meltdown and doing the exact same shit as >>14739221 mentioned. Roleplaying on her phone in bed all day or playing on the switch. Her grandmother ended up moving in with us after 6 months of that and suddenly I was doing all the house work and cooking every night while they both sat around doing nothing. About 4 days before my country went into lockdown I ended up going out and getting a bunch of crab and mussels and shrimp to make my thai fish curry, she broke up with me that night a couple hours after dinner. Couch surfed during the initial corona lockdown for a bit and after about 2 weeks I wanted to make a nice dinner to thank my friends for putting up with me being sad and sleeping on their couch. For some reason I decided thai fish curry was the way to go. Had fuck all money and ended up only putting in some pretty cheap fish fillet.It was fine but not as good as the last time I made it. Definitely felt like things used to be better and wouldn't ever be good again with that one

>>14739743
hey not everybody is living in america

>>14739889
Why the fuck would you let your GF's grandma move in a proceed to do nothing at all you doormat?

>>14739799

>>14739903
She bought us a house. Kind of a doormat move but not much I could do

>>14739979
Sounds like she bought her granddaughter a house and you were the maid and personal chef

>>14736949
Birthday parties are something fun for the kid, not the parents you autist.

>>14739636
where do i meet women as a neet? :c

Cheeseburger and soda the McD's wagie gave me for free because my card declined. Brutally embarrassing.

>>14740015
Single moms during school hours my man

>>14735665
>she's sad cause Chad just got done pumping and dumping her
Accurate

My girlfriend broke up with me when I visited her family for Thanksgiving. My flight home got cancelled and, as it was the last flight of the night, the airline put me in some hotel where everything was closed and all they had was an overpriced stale ham sandwich and some chips for sale at the front desk. I had to pay for wifi in the room and watched Runaway Train on my laptop.

I wanted to die, man.

>>14735589
Every meal I've cooked since my wife left me has been sad, not because it's a particularly depressingly bad meal or anything, but because I have no one to share it with. Having no one to cook for really sucks some of the joy out of cooking for me, and nowadays I just cook basic shit to get me by and don't bother trying new recipes or anything. There's just no excitement left in life for me.

>>14740105
Sorry to hear that, buddy. How long were you together?

>>14740105
Consider getting a waifu and cooking for her

>>14740107
8 years. I'm on the verge of becoming an alcoholic because I'm just now discovering that without emotional support, alcohol is a great way to forget your worries temporarily. The only thing keeping me from slipping all the way to the bottom is my pure will to not completely fuck up what little life I have left.

>>14736003
And this is how you detect autism. It wasn't an everyday thing, it was something she slaved over to surprise her son with and he said "nah I'm tired". That shit stings.

>>14736414
Cause they’re just like us, and contrary to popular belief we are attracted to people who remind us of ourselves above all else

>>14740121
Be careful with the sauce. It can very easily take over. Why did she leave you?

>>14736869
Autism =/= simple minded, jackass

>>14740135
Autistic women are way more easy to manipulate, they actually think logically instead of their feelings, for normal women you have to trick her heart instead of her head

>>14740132
Because I'm a pile of human garbage that was dragging her down. I don't want to get into specifics but she did the right thing leaving me. I hope she's happy whatever she's doing with her life nowadays.

>>14740121
Avoid the sauce bro , trust me. Better to blow your brains out now than die of alcoholism, it's pure fucking torture.

>>14735770
>>14736003
>>14740122
it doesn't sting because it's an insult or anything, it stings because you're her son and she can't make it better. She clearly knew exactly how you felt.
I know I'm just some faggot on a cooking forum but you can pull through anon. Do it for her if not yourself. Get some help.

2 turkey dinosaurs. Had nothing else in the house to eat. Didn't even have any ketchup.

>>14740168
Don't bring yourself down any further. We all make mistakes, but it doesn't mean you're unworthy of love. Stay away from the booze for a bit. It may feel like it helps, but it only puts those feelings off until later.

>>14740174
>>14740182
I don't know, boys, the bottle seems pretty friendly right about now. I put my emotions on the back burner so much that when it comes back to the surface it hits like a fucking truck and I just want to forget again.

>>14740196
Alcohol is just awful as a drug and suicide method
Replace it with weed if you kinda want to live, with heroin if you kinda want to die

>>14740196
Have you thought maybe the booze is part of why she left you? Quit the sauce, brother.

>>14740196
Don't poison yourself over a woman, one who's gone for that matter. That's faggot shit.

>>14740211
I was never much into drinking before. I'd get drunk a few days out of the year during celebrations like weddings and friend's birthdays and christmas eve, so I was already well acquainted with the effects of alcohol, I just decided to adapt it into other uses after she was gone.
>>14740200
I don't want to die, I just want to live life without thinking of her 24/7. I probably need therapy but I'm too much of a pussy to get help. To clarify, I'm not totally dependent on alcohol (yet) but if I don't stop soon I'll be at the point of being absolutely pathetic. Right now I get drunk 1-3 times a week. At the very least, when I don't have to work the next day I like to get shitfaced and play vidya or watch movies with friends. I know it's not a healthy path and I'm already noticing that it takes more and more liquor to get the job done.

>>14739528
Y-you too

>>14740236
Go to therapy, or church. You're going to destroy your body and mind going on like this. The other poster and I care about you. Abusing alcohol will only make you sad in the long run.

>>14736457
Jesus Christ, I would have bawled like a fucking baby if that happened to me. I'm sad just thinking about it.

>>14740236
>I don't want to die, I just want to live life without thinking of her 24/7.
I suggest you smoke weed and watch harem anime, 3D is PD for a reason you desevere better

>>14735770
a very high sadness post

>>14735589
smashburger
most pathetic burger i've ever seen. didn't even try it. asked for my money back.

>>14735770
Don't worry anon. There's still hope.

>>14740258
3D is Pretty Divine indeed, keep your disgusting slug-faced dead fish eye anime abominations to yourself, weebtard

When my mate died, that night I went to BWW and got the same thing he and I always got in middle school and high school. I left a wing and a sip of Bud for him. Miss him every day.

>>14735589
minute rice cooked with frozen peas and hot dogs

>>14740338
What website do you think you're on
Go suck roast beef flaps and get HIV

>>14736457
Sounds like he loved you and the fire bros cared about both you guys. That ain't bad anon.

>>14740344
Nice cardboard cutout of a poorly drawn rib-eye steak with eyes, fagtard.

>>14735770
How did you not get food poisoning after leaving that out for 4 hours?

>>14740350
How dare you speak of my wife that way

>>14737222
>he didnt want to do anything
yup that's me
Reason: I hate my mother.

>>14735589
In a literal sense, when I was young on New Years my stepmother and my father took me to some fancy upscale restaurant in downtown and it took them literally an hour to serve us our food and I started crying because I was hungry and exhausted and since I was 7 by the time the food was brought out it was disgusting adult stuff and I wouldn't eat it anyway

>>14740355

>>14740365
Better than falling love with a meathole

>>14740368
But seriously, without meming, thank god no one ACTUALLY thinks like that...right? I mean, it would be pretty hilarious and pathetic if people genuinely believed in loving fictitious anime drawings, hahaha.

>>14735770
You will not feel pretty from me you addict.

>>14735858
is that Beni?

>>14740368
With a meathole you can procreate life pass your knowledge to the next generation. Your seed will never fill a womb, never create life. In the end you will have less than nothing because to have nothing means you spent something.

>>14735813
Never :D By middle school, when the friendly-times were over, not a soul, not a single party, woop woop, and I always felt weird during my grade school birthday parties, because who the fuck even were these people I invited?

>>14736292
happy birthday anon :)

>>14738605
happy birthday anon! hope it's good coke :D

Why did this become a sad incel thread? I mean I'm a 27 year old KHV but I don't want to think about that shit let's just talk about food God dammit.

>>14735770
Go to church my boy

>>14740387
That monorah

>>14740321
People went to his party the following year though

>>14735813
ppfffff
I never even got to celebrate my birthday
pffffffff

>>14740517
I come to /ck/ for the child abuse stories more than anything else

>>14739599
lol i remember this get post. didn't know then that he's drinking a bottle of Boones

>>14739074
Is your grandma a nigger?

>>14737557
Lol