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Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:37:08 2020 No.14735483 [Reply] [Original]

okay all you stupid fucking faggots, let me explain to you why grapefruit is the elder god-tier fruit and why if you disagree then you're just a stupid fucking retard

>literally the only depressotard filter fruit.
Depressotards and their gay ass SSRIs and anti-depressants can't eat grapefruit because the majesty of this divine succulent god-like fruit is too much for mere tards to handle

>it contains not 100%, not 150%, but 200% of your necessary vitamin C intake
That's right, your skin becomes invincible after having just one grapefruit. Filter out those fat ass stupid loli-cunts on tinder and get you some supermodel pussy with a fresh grapefruit in your system.

>naturally very tart and very sour
If you can't handle the sourness of a grapefruit, then you should just kill yourself you fucking pussy bitch. That acidity and flavor is only for immortal badasses, not for pussy faggot niggers.

>it makes your high last longer
Smoke some weed after you eat some grapefruit and you'll notice that your high lasts way longer and is more potent as a result.

Lastly, don't buy it from fucking Target or Wal-Mart, be a man and buy it from a local farmer's market and make sure they get that shit fresh. Do some research on the farms they get it from too.

If you don't like grapefruit you must be either
>a woman
>gay
>black
>retarded
>literally anything that isn't white, straight, male, and wealthy

Fuck yeah grapefruit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:37:50 2020 No.14735486 you have mental problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:38:23 2020 No.14735489 >>14735486 if i did, i wouldn't be allowed to eat grapefruit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:43:24 2020 No.14735511 >>14735483 >>it makes your high last longer >Smoke some weed after you eat some grapefruit and you'll notice that your high lasts way longer and is more potent as a result. degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:44:36 2020 No.14735514 >>14735511 someone takes prozac. Retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:46:28 2020 No.14735522 File: 782 KB, 460x426, 1593553467328.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:46:39 2020 No.14735525 >>14735514 No, I take Lexapro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:46:57 2020 No.14735527 >>14735483 The same thing that makes it incompatible with SSRIs makes it incompatible with fun party drugs like phenibut and modafnil. No grapefruits allowed in the party house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:47:12 2020 No.14735531 >>14735483 this reads like it was written in 2002 like from Maddox or that sociopath who dated tonnes of chicks and blogged about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:47:26 2020 No.14735532 I made love to a grape fruit. Was 'ight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:49:25 2020 No.14735538 >>14735527 What does this mean? What happens? The drugs don't work? They get stronger? You explode? >>14735511 You're disgustingly boring

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:51:07 2020 No.14735543 >>14735538 >Not destroying your lungs and brain makes you boring. I'm okay with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:52:12 2020 No.14735545 File: 82 KB, 1300x1140, green-single-grape-isolated-white-background-46890184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14735483 NO, this is a grape fruit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:54:04 2020 No.14735550 >>14735543 Can you imagine being a stupid boomer who believes propaganda?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:54:55 2020 No.14735552 The grapefruit is powerful enough to merit its own spoon. Suck on that, banana cucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:56:36 2020 No.14735560 File: 46 KB, 660x430, how-to-cut-and-deseed-a-pomegranate-4-660x430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I enjoy pomegranate, it's addicting once you get a big bowl of em.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:58:35 2020 No.14735567 >>14735522 >See's grapefruit thread. >Clicks. >Scrolls down. Kek, beat me to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:58:58 2020 No.14735572 I like the initial taste, it's the dawn dish soap aftertaste I don't like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:00:49 2020 No.14735584 >>14735538 The drugs get strong enough to cause overdoses very easily. Grapefruit contains enzymes which block the ability of your kidneys or liver to process certain classes of drugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:26:51 2020 No.14735725 >>14735584 then stop being retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:29:25 2020 No.14735737 File: 2.90 MB, 600x249, ezgif-6-652ded29e3cc.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14735725 ?????

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:41:49 2020 No.14735808 File: 133 KB, 2026x1137, 62aeb71b1a42c301e6b61dad6480bfb7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i take SSRI's and i eat grapefruit and drink grapefruit juice, and i turned out OK

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:44:17 2020 No.14735816 >>14735483 Grapes are better. You can't just eat one. You have to eat the whole bunch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 12:37:48 2020 No.14737655 File: 8 KB, 235x214, 1579862645030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14735522

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 12:46:32 2020 No.14737695 File: 27 KB, 600x276, meth-project.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14735483 >local farmer's market >grapefruit I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of all the meth fueled alligator brawls, florida man

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 12:48:02 2020 No.14737697 >>14735560 I drink those seeds; I get a mouth full, chew a few times, they pop and liquefy Theyre great, especially fresh in the MENA region

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 13:03:06 2020 No.14737760 >>14735483 I have blood pressure medication due to a bad heart so I have to avoid grapefruit. Its unfortunate.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 14 13:07:44 2020 No.14737775
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>>14735483
If you're taking medications, especially statins or coumadin: tell your doctor and pharmacist/chemist.
There are a lot of drug interactions with grapefruit juice.
t. pharm student

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 13:22:05 2020 No.14737833 >>14735483 Women should eat grapefruit because it makes their pussy slick

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 14:22:29 2020 No.14738154 >>14737775 would your doctor not already know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 14:24:41 2020 No.14738163 >>14738154 Doctors are for diagnoses, they dont manage drug interactions, they merely have the power to prescribe medications

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 14:38:09 2020 No.14738217 >>14735483 Half of a fresh grapefruit with just a tiny bit of sugar on top if needed. It makes a great starter or a great dessert. I love it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 14:38:52 2020 No.14738222 >>14738163 pharmacists don't prescribe medication though

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Anonymous Mon Sep 14 14:41:53 2020 No.14738243

>>14738222
they don't.
but pharmacists have to deal with patients' medications and that's what they're experts in.

I've had to talk to doctors about interactions and changes in medications because doctors don't really keep track of that part of the patient unless if it's directly written on a medical record.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 20:10:40 2020 No.14739663 >>14737775 I use grapefruit juice for drinking cough syrup. It works good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:14:48 2020 No.14740990 File: 1.74 MB, 640x360, 1568497873346.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14735483 The pastamaking arts of 2007 4chins have been rediscovered. Maybe 2020 wasn't that bad after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:19:22 2020 No.14741001 >>14735483 >it makes your high last longer Wait, really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 03:23:05 2020 No.14741012 File: 67 KB, 818x864, b51a219345ef46d9b304f1fb7cd265f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14735483 I can't eat it because of my antidepressants.