/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14731426
>rupert murdoch readers
Reminder that these are the same people who think eating vegetables makes you a terrorist

>>14731426
Do americans really think cooking at home is 'savvy' lol

>>14731433
retard

>>14731426
>the sun
Op what the fuck are you doing?

>>14731426
>supermarket savvy
british people are nothing but embarrassments

>>14731426
What's this thread even supposed to be?

what even is this thread

Redd/int/: The Thread

>cooking your own meals is an achievement in britain
jesus

>>14731495
go back to your eceleb threads, seething amerilard

>>14731440
>british
>people

>>14731495
I hate brits so fucking much.

>>14731541

Good thing they will leave us Europeans alone then.

Hope we don't have to send them food again like before...

oi bruv

>>14731548
I hope they just starve and we're getting rid of them forever.

>>14731480
>>14731493
>>14731504
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the brits this actually fucking blasted before lol

>>14731426
>spending £80 on eating out each week

>>14731504
i'm continental european you retard

>>14731581
nice try, amerimutt. i can smell your McDonalds musk from here

>>14731581
>not specifying a country
Alrighty, Huang. Next time leave the shitposting to the first-worlders.

>>14731543
The genetics of England have been greatly altered by invasions from Scandinavia during the early Middle Ages. These Romans were basically describing Welsh people.

How am I supposed to fit a deep fat fryer in my 15 sq ft kitchen?

>>14731541
That’s cool.
The British fucking hate everyone.

>>14731426
Light has finally touched Britain.

>>14731600
>when the best part of your heritage is the fact that you're a Viking rape baby
Keep a stiff upper lip, lads.

>>14731600
And yet it still holds true today. Curious.

>>14731619
I'm not even British. I'm just saying that whatever the Romans met in Britain weren't exactly the English.
>>14731621
They are definitely on the upper end of intelligence in Europe.

>>14731581
>continental european
Chang, at least name one of the other countries in Europe to look more authentic

>>14731541
Blame our inbred upper classes for that blunder.

>>14731621
People in England still wade into swamps and remain there for multiple days? Just admit you've never travelled further than your mother's basement.

>>14731668
>People in England still wade into swamps and remain there for multiple days?
Yes.

>>14731650
Are? Hahaha were achmed

>>14731433
Yes, I do. You can also save a bunch of money if you make your own booze.

>>14731700
>I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!
>I'm Pickle Pete Marsh!

>>14731543
it would be pretty based if you could just slink into a swamp to chill

>>14731602
put it in the fridge mate

>>14731426
Another so called native of Britain behaving with hate in his heart towards people of colour. Oh let's not support those grubby ethnic businesses I'll make my own culturally appropriating sludge.

This makes me absolutely furious. How are growing minority businesses supposed to thrive amongst this hatred? We need far, far more Muslims in positions of power all around England. And this is coming from an Indian. Not a Muslim.

He should have his children taken off him.

>>14731600
>>14731621

>>14731541
>>14731667
That is a widely believed myth and reflects more on you for believeing it than on the military theory of the day. The reason they walked in battle was because of something called a creeping barrage where your allied artillery will shoot a short distance infront of you to provide cover, unfortunately at the somme the artillery was sped up too much and outpaced the infantry, leaving them without cover in no mans land.

>>14732108
Is this a new pasta or are you that retard talking shit about chairs or something stupid on fit?

>>14732148
Productivity was assessed by number of deaths per day. If you didn't get enough of your troops killed you were removed from service.

>>14732160
Not true.

>>14731600
No they weren't.

>>14732167
ok kitchener

>>14731541
I admire their devotion to keeping a stiff upper lip even when it makes no sense whatsoever.

>>14731426
I love the picture of him that they used

>>14732175
Wow you convinced me. I now agree with you.

>>14731433
This is an article about a British person you idiot

>>14732661
Are Americans incapable of determining when a comment is made tongue in cheek?

>>14731426
L-O-L do britoids really??

>>14732661
Do Americans?

I want Redd/int/ to leave.

>>14731426
Look at that guys face, it's like he's been caught stealing cake

>>14731543
>believing R*man propaganda

>>14731619
>rape baby
We all are rape-babies by that logic, retard.

>>14735065
bitch.
Roman propaganda is second only to the Chinese.

>>14736018
>>14735065
and only because it's not active right now.

>>14731426
wtf is that picture? Did they break into this man's house while he was cooking?

Anyone remember the BBC feature where one of their journalists taught you how to "pimp your lunch" rather than accepting whatever was on offer in the canteen?

He would walk to the shop every lunch time. Buy a single roll. A single tomato. A couple of slices of fresh ham. Then walk back to work and make himself a sandwich. The big secret was how he realised he could buy a block of cheese to last a couple of weeks and keep it in the fridge at work.

This was all done as genuine, informative segment on how to make your own work lunches. It was hilarious.

>>14736094
He broke into their house to make a Doner Kabab and got caught in the act.

>>14736094
>"Oi got a loicense for that kebab? Illegal immigrants are going out of business because bigots like you aren't going to them for your weekly donors."

>>14731426
Perhaps the real achievement here is not the food but the fake packaging he creates to con his children with. Maybe that is what the article is celebrating? Probably gets the children to actually eat if they think their dad didn't cook it.

>>14731426
>what if I were to do my own cooking and disguise it as fast food?

>>14731578
Not since 1776

>>14732160
You're thinking of the Imperial Guard, not real life.

>>14731746
I guess my Viking ancestors didn't only steal your cutest redheads but also your most resilient swampsitters.

>>14736441
I'm from Utica and I've never heard of Chucks.

>>14736429
>britlets won't touch their meal if it isn't processed fast food
while I admire britain's commitment to out doing america in proportion of obese population, I really can't help but wonder how they went from greatest empire to third world in little over a century. and don't tell me da jews or paki, no other western empire has fallen this low.

>>14736659
Bigger you are, harder you fall.
Now unblock my toilet Mateusz.

>>14736666
don't you have a footy match to gamble your pension on george?

>>14736441

Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

>>14736670
Yes, i banged it all on Lesta and they won 3-0
Who's laughing now?

>>14736659
They were always this degenerate.

>>14736725
...But they weren't? As soon as they stopped simping for Rome, there was no stopping them. Until the XXth century, Great Britain was an order of magnitude greater than every other European empire and that is an objective fact.

>>14736708

>>14736821
>Slavic features
Well done.

>>14731426
>oi youz got a loicence fer that kaybab lad?

>>14732670
>i was only pretending to be retarded
it never works there ackmhed

Same energy... Cept this was from a quant little jamacan news letter. Looks like the bongs are even more pathetic and delusional than N-....

>>14731433
>americans
?????????????

>>14731600
I made a few of my English extended family do those dna tests because they are a bunch of annoying ukip brexiteer annoying cunts. Every test showed they all originated from Norway.

>>14731543
I don't really like modern Brits much, but Julius is referring to how pissed he is that they won't just stop resisting, and Cicero is a boy touching faggot that is basically Rome's Biden.

>>14731426
>takeaways charge you more for cooking and delivering food to you
>buying it at the supermarket and cooking it yourself is cheaper
>this is news
I am so sick of this low iq planet

>>14739007
>Having ancestry from one of the defining periods of your countries history which reshaped it forever means you can't be opposed to being part of a shared economic zone which only benefits the Germans hundreds of years later.
Your a fucking stupid cunt.

>>14739095
You dont get it. These people think they fucking originated on the island of the united kingdom. ps tell me how selling arm to yanks has helped the uk. Brexit was just about rich people getting a fraction more money due to not paying for access to the biggest market in the world. Mark my words they will come crawling back 20 years time. They are so stupid they already need to break the terms they agreed to because they didn't understand them at the time.

>>14739114
Whats your fucking point, 99% of the planet is retards just living their day to day lives. They dont know what the fuck is going on really they dont have time to really know, thats what politicians rely on.

>>14739114
You dont know if youre right either, youre just copying what some retard on the news said just like they are. Its actually pretty funny that you think youre different.

>>14731440
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey!

>>14731600
Welsh are English.

>>14736441
Savvy.

>>14739141
Tell me how selling Arm to an American company benefits the UK. You see we have these things called demonstrable facts that are still true, regardless if even the news man says them.

>>14739114
>access the biggest market in the world
Yeah, that being the entire world.

>>14739184
Your suspicion that I am not well versed in economics is correct. What I do know, however is that all credible economists agree protectionism is destructive economic policy unless the protected industry is being guided to stand on its own merit, and the EU is a protectionist bloc.

>>14739184
No, Both sides have what youre talking about. Neither is anymore right than the other, both options have pros and cons, and you and your family are never going to understand all of the nuance in this decision whatever side you choose to listen to.

>>14732661
proto-Americans

>>14739324
it's almost like people don't want to be told how to live by jewish bankers

To the attention of all Mutts in the channel - that article is from the Sun. The Sun makes the National Enquirer look like the NYT. It's basically one step up from Weekly World News, if any of you are old enough to remember that.

>>14740220
Tbh tabloids have more truth than mainstream rags

>>14740220
NYT is partisan activist dogshit lol

>>14731433
Obsessed

>>14740220
The NYT makes the NYT look like the National Enquirer.

>>14740245
You need to rethink your life choices.

>black teen invents food in his kitchen and saves $300 on real food

>>14731541
We killed Germans to save these retarded anglo fucks

>>14731746
I think it's disrespectful that we don't let bodies like this lay where they are, or rebury them. Why is it okay to put corpses on display like circus freaks just because they're really old?

>>14740232
Lmao go back to sweeping pavements Gaz
Quick before a Paki steals your job!

>>14740551
Because they look neat.