/ck/ - Food & Cooking

for me, it's a corn cob pipe

Anyone who posts cigarettes on /ck/ should be forced to eat them

>>14722491
>Cigarette
>Tarnished with 7000 chemicals and tar

The tar and all the bad chemicals are present in the tobacco itself you faggot.

>>14722491
Unless you're a cowboy rolling your own in an old western, I've always found cigarettes to be so feminine. Even in Scorsese movies, DeNiro barely pulls it off in Goodfellas. Cigars are manly. I used to smoke those tipped cigarillos from time to time when I was a young badass. I just liked the way they tasted. But in general I don't get down with tobacco at all, except for the occasional Hookah.

>>14722500
fun fact: eating 1-2 cigarettes every 6 hours or so will kill off most intestinal parasites. a net health gain

>>14722548
Wtf this just made me puke why did you recommend this?

>>14722548
wouldn't that also kill most the fauna in your gut?

>>14722499
Based
Smoking pipes are much more enjoyable

Recently inherited 30+ pipes from my pops so I took up smoking a pipe a couple times a week. It's quite comfy.

>Only gentlemen smoke cigars

>>14722499
>>14722576
pipes rule. maintenance is a pain tho

>Of course we smoke cigars, how could you tell?

>Heh, you don't smoke cigars? I guess you're just not sophisticated enough like me.

For me it's the Juul, the best smoking device

>>14722573
a good amount but in a survival situation I'd take killing off the parasites over some stomach trouble

What's /ck/'s approved brand of pipe tobacco and pipemaker?
I'm a nonsmoker, but wanna get comfy

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

>>14722655
Pretty much anything decent from Pfeifen Heinrichs in Cologne, Germany (they have one location near Heumarkt and one near Neumarkt if I remember correctly) and their own brand of pipetobacco is god tier.

heh hahaha well you better let him out!

>2020
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?

>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?

>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

>>14722596
>>14722601
>>14722605
Seethe, wojie.

>>14722675
>typing out a stutter
Not gonna lie, that's pretty fucking homosexual of you even if you were trying to make fun of the guy.

>>14722664
They seem high quality. Thanks, anon!
I'd probably use their website and ship the stuff to me. Hope I won't get buttraped by customs

>th-that's pretty fucking homosexual of y-you

>>14722709
Yeah, like that.

Stale tobacco smoke smells like piss-caked hobo.
I prefer smokeless, in particular old-school medicated snuff that clears your sinuses.

I got some tobacco seeds but got them too late in the season to plant them. Thinking of growing an acre or two. Anyone grow their own?

>>14722761
What's your soil pH like?

>>14722500
Underrated post

>>14722773
No idea never measured it, my weed plants are doing good though. Also I have a large amount of decomposed horse manure from when we had those. What should I be aiming for?

>>14722788
2-2,5

>>14722548
assuming you had parasites in the first place

>>14722773
sneed

>>14722812
That guy who ate steaks he left out all night in the other thread might.

>>14722675
>Y-You get addicted on them!

I hate this lie so much. In school they made you think that if you smoke one cigarette you will be stuck for life. In my experience smoking is addicting as food. Not once did I have a true nicotine craving. I craved tobacco like one would crave an apple pie.

>smoking

>>14722824
Yes.

>>14722761
Make sure you use some good latex gloves when handling the fully grown plants. Especially if they're wet.

>>14722820
Shut up, fatty

>>14722833
>smoking

>>14722491
Cigars are comfy AF
I make time about once a month to watch a film, have a few cognacs and smoke a good cigar.

>>14722871
>voting

>>14722871
It's not for children, anon. A mac 'n cheese thread might be more your speed.

>>14722892
That's pretty homo erotic. Are you a gay?

>>14722892
>smoking

>>14722858

I'm gonna brap on your face

>>14722900
I just happen to have many pictures of muscular men saved to my computer for this sort of thing. Is that not normal?

Been smoking two Toscano Antico cigars a day for months now, one in the morning and one after dinner, definitely the best cigar for me

>>14722913
Yes, its normal if youre gay.

>>14722491
Pipe >> shit >> cigarette == cigare

>>14722946
But being gay isn't normal.

>>14722969

>>14722491
>>Smoked by edgy kids and hookers
That’s kind af why are you trying to put that as a negative. You some kind of Reddit beardbowler?

Used to roll my own with rolling baccie until I quit. Just woke up one day and couldn't have a ciggie without nearly being sick, don't know why.
Nowadays I get a friend to roll me a nice blunt instead and I'll have that as my little monthly treat.

>>14722491
i quit cigarettes 5 years ago, will i have a relapse if i smoke a cigar?

>>14722596
>>14722601
>>14722605

For me it's Hoyo De Monterrey Epicure No. 2.

I tried a cigar and it was too strong for me

>>14723092
Same here but I kept smoking them until now I don't feel any problem smoking them

>>14722491
Imagine putting a flaming black cock in your mouth lmao

>>14723006
Just inhale the smoke a couple of times if you start craving a cigarette. :^)

I just picked up a couple house blends and a couple Brickhouse Natural Leaf cigars. I'll probably have one of each tonight and have some bourbon on the porch.

>>14722499
Based and M’ArthurPilled

I smoke tobacco with a paper tip, how fucked are my lungs anons?

>>14723129
That is the point.

>>14722499
Love pipes. Fucking corncob ones are great, really never thought a $5 pipe would be good but the cob is special

Just had a nice cigar and finished calling lots of family while sipping on Maker's. Cigars, porches, and booze is peak comfy.

Take the snuspill.

>>14724536
nasty & gay

>>14722675
True classic

>>14722491
>smoking tabacko
>not the true culinary companion

i just started smoking and my cigs are putting out alot of smoke is that normal?

>>14724561
>Cigarettes
Don't smoke that trash. Smoke cigars or pipes.

Favorite (expensive) - Dunhill Fine Cut
Favorite (cheap) - Camel Turkish Royal
Favorite (discontinued) - Camel Signature Frost

Bought a pack of Kool cigarettes today for the first time. I don't care what anyone says, I love menthols. They're great after a meal.

>>14724706
What do people say about menthols? :^)

>>14724706
I like menthols too anon. It's a shame niggers like them too.

>>14722968
Unironically a faggot.

>>14723129
Imagine being so gay you can't stop thinking about dicks.

>>14722675
based

>>14723092
Ask for a more mild cigar, and smoke it slowly. Cigar's are meant to be smoked over the course of 40-60 minutes, sometimes 80. You can always just let the cigar naturally burn out and re-light it later. When you start to feel light-headed, that's a signal for you to slow or stop your puffing. What also helps is drinking something high in sugar, the sugar for some reason counters the spins.

>>14722546
When I was a smoker I always rolled my own. After years you get really good at it. I still love seeing movies where the actors cannot roll a good cigarette, nor could they find anyone on set to roll a decent one for them. You would think a stoner could roll a good cigarette, but usually they can't either. They hold it or smoke really badly. You have to go back to much earlier movies to see people smoking effortlessly because all the old Hollywood actors smoked. Cigar smoking in movies suffers the same thing. A lot of actors hold it like like it's a sacred wand prop of penis and squint, watery-eyed with every puff. Pretty silly stuff.

>>14724827
Some say to not inhale and some say to inhale half
Which is it and for what

>>14724916
Don't inhale it. It just irritates your lungs and you'll cough until you reach that point where you're smoking cigars everyday. Do go slowly and take your time with them, though. Get a Connecticut leaf cigar. They're quite mild and you should be able to tolerate that better. Go to a real cigar shop and they should be able to lead you into cigar smoking far better than I can.

>>14724916
>>14724928
Also, be warned that cigars will make you stink for like a whole day and you will taste the cigar the next day no matter what you do. It's just how they are.

>>14722601
>>14722605
gay

>>14722491
I like cigarillos but they're nearly impossible to fucking find.
What stores sell them?
Obv tobacconists but I know they'd charge you $20/per for some artisan autistically overcharged shit

>>14722521
Nah
The problem with cigarettes is there's no actual tobacco leaf in them anymore.
They're stuffed full of special paper that burns consistently that's been soaked and flavored with tobacco juice plus other chemicals to make them more addictive and cheaper to make.
When a pack of cigarettes is nearly $60 in most countries and taxed to all hell they'll go to extreme lengths to cut costs.
Source: Steve MRE.

>>14725032
not to mention they bleach the tubes themselves with all kinds of chemicals too.

>>14725020
My cigar shop sells house blends of churchill's for like $1.50. You can get good cigars for cheap.

for me, it is the snus

>>14724929
>and you will taste the cigar the next day no matter what you do. It's just how they are.

Never had this happen to me.

>>14725020
>I like cigarillos but they're nearly impossible to fucking find.
>Obv tobacconists but I know they'd charge you $20/per for some artisan autistically overcharged shit

I don't think I've ever seen a cigarillo cost more than 2$ per stick. Anyone charging 20$ per cigarillo deserves to have their balls chopped off. Most of the time they cost between a dollar or a dollar and some change.

>>14725059
Ch*rchill was a racist.

>>14725667

I smoke the cheapest little cigars money can buy

Preferably without filter!

>>14725667
So was your grandfather

>>14722491
Any euros can recommend me a tobacco brand? I've been smoking pall mall for a while but I want to switch to something preferably stronger.

>>14722491
Do you guys smoke your cigars indoors or outdoors?

Smoking outdoors just isn't the same. It's not as comfy.

>>14725837
always outdoors the smoke lingers and overtime sticks to objects you may not smell it but others will

>>14724706
I've always enjoyed them when I bummed one but now that they're banned in my country I really miss menrhols

>>14725723
learn to roll cigarettes, tastes so much better and its obv way cheaper. get the orange american spirit tobacco or piel roja if you want strong flavor

>>14725837
Gotta' smoke 'em outdoors. They stink up any place too much like >>14725898 says. I also immediately toss any clothes into the washer. I like cigars but I don't like the lingering smell.

>>14725990
Nice, thanks for the recommendations.

>>14722491
Mm this reminded me I have a black and mild chillin in my car

I can go for a Trinidad Original or a Partagas along with a petroleum-like whiskey any day. Pic related. Gonna fire up a Trinidad.

>>14722675
>Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
Way to gloss-over the insane range of health complications smoking presents. If all it did was shorten your life-span then fuckit why not, but don't act like smoking leaves you unscathed along the way. Even in moderation.

>>14725837
I have a smoking room away from the rest of the house.

>>14724561
only smoke cigs if you roll them yourself

>>14722491
cigars are for closeted faggots working up the courage to ask for some bbc

>>14722546
cigarettes are for the working man. dont have time to puff cigars.

>>14727192
I work a blue collar job and there's a good amount of people that smoke cigars at night. Normally churchills and coronas.

based department coming through

>>14722751
>>14724536
>>14725071
fag

What’s a good cigar for a beginner that would be easy to find in the US?

>>14722491
You might as well smoke cocks if you love to put these things in your mouth.

>>14728252
Go to a cigar shop and ask them. They'll help you find things suitable to your taste and tolerance.

For me it's the blunt. Nothing like rolling some dank into a nice tabacco leaf to really enjoy the best of both worlds. Great light tabacco buzz and mixes well with the herb. Also woman love weed so if you need help getting ladies smoke some herb with them sometimes. Trust me.

>>14724624
I thought Camel Turkish Royal is discontinued? Can’t find them anywhere, even specialty cigarette shops

>>14722605
seething poorfag that cant afford cigars

>>14728303
I quit smoking tobacco about 8 years ago & I really miss smokin big bluntz

>>14728303
cant beat the skooma blunt honestly. what a rush!

>>14722491
Pipes

>>14722975
>Not cropping that needless subtitle
Phonee detected.

>>14728589
There really is nothing quite like watching a sunset with a pretty girl smoking a blunt in the summer bro. Then make love in a hot car and sweat it out and eat some snacks after.... Life can be pretty good sometimes.... I hope atleast one of you guys knows this feel.

>>14728671
>girl
experience: ruined

>>14728568
I bought a pack in Feb of this year. They had the old style in stock (old blue and white rather than the gaudy red pack).

>>14722605
>>14722601
>>14722596
poor ass nigger hands wrote these posts

>>14725837
Id love to smoke indoors but landlord would literally fucking kill me before keeping the $2000 something bond.

>>14728671
>Mixing weed with tobacco
Find Christ you fucking heathen

>>14722491
Cigarellos and pipe tobacco are best ways to smoke tobacco. I don't smoke often though so feel free to disregard my opinion.

>>14729613
Someone smoking a cigarillo always makes me lel inside

>>14728649

Pipes for me. I like cigars, but having started with pipe smoking, I still can't wrap my head around cigars as anything other than an occasional treat due to the price. A pipe costs like 30 cents to fill.

>>14722605

>>14729598
Probably euro and somewhere where the gram is expensive.

can you use a pipe to burn cone incense in? and would it be safe to use for smoking afterwards?

...

>>14725071
>>14724536
>>14722751
based

what kind of rolling paper do you guys use for rolling your own cigarettes? any brand I should go for?

>>14722491
So you love sucking on long, thick, brown rods?

>cheap Cuban cigars
>expensive cigarettes
I smoke Belmonts in Canada for $22/pk, but R&J are $6 a cohiba. Go figure.

科學家們預測,到2021年加拿大人的聲音會變得很美。

>>14731572
>le epic Chinada memes
Go back to Redd/int/.

>>14722491
I've had four cigars in my life, all but one was cheap, the expensive one was some cuban one I got from a boomer who imported it or some shit. I don't actually know where it was from but it was expensive as fuck and he had to pick them up from the post office and show ID and all that, despite being clearly 70+. He just gave some out for fun.

Anyway I wanna buy some decent ones online. Any good websites?

>>14722499
Based

https://youtu.be/QXgikRpdoIU

Know any good review channels?

>>14731577
Where do you live? If you're in USA/Canada go to a reservation smoke shop.

for me it's Nicotiana rustica

>>14732002
Michigan USA, I dont want to see or talk to anyone

Handrolled for me but since the start of quarantine I stopped smoking

>>14730890
Best video of Arnold shit even better than some of his movies

>>14722491
>3lb cigar
Jesus...

I get bored after a bullet or a cigarillo. I just roll my own all-leaf pinner cigarettes these days, maybe smoke one or two a week... Pretty sure my brain's trying to quit.

>>14731565
Why the fuck would you smoke bellies since the branding changes? They can't even have the charcoal filter.

>>14732293
Most online places do sample packs with 4 or 5 cigars (sure you could spend more and get more). Get one with different styles and see what you like.
For reference, a 60 - 90 min smoke would be a cigar in the mid 40s ring guage and 4" to 5" length.

>>14732354
There's still charcoal inside. Rip apart the filter and you'll find it.

>>14722491
This is not food or cooking.

>>14725032
Read this you delusional piece of shit:
> For every gram of tobacco smoked, there is more cancer-causing tar in cigars than in cigarettes.
https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/tobacco/cigars-fact-sheet

If you think that all the scientific data is wrong and all this is a lie to control people or whoever, read this from a cigar smoker:
>About an inch and a half into the cigar I started to notice some tar droplets on the cut head.
https://stogiereview.com/2008/09/09/tar-and-cigars-a-match-made-in-hell/

>>14722491
A pipe is way better than anything prerolled. Just buy your pipe tobacco by the ounce and enjoy it

>>14730860
Good stuff

>>14726102
You must be Australian. G'day mate!

>>14732293
Bestcigarpricesdotcom. Check out their clearance and sampler section

>>14722820
craving a drug in the same way you crave food kinda... sounds... like... addiction.

Since you are wired to find food rewarding.

And addiction uses that same reward system to get you to do something not survival oriented.

I dont smoke very often anymore

I dont wanna say my favorite pipe tobacco and cigar type because then the price might go up.

Is it a smart idea to get into smoking pipes if I'm a nonsmoker?
Maybe I could just get into Yerba Mate and satisfy my cravings for novelty without paying a fuckhuge tobacco import tax

>>14722491
Still hammering through a box of pic relateds

>>14722491
Only way I'd ever smoke cigarettes is RYO. And only then as like a quick smoke after lunch or mid-afternoon. The problem people get into with them is when they chain smoke, and sticking to RYO makes that difficult.

Cigars and pipes are way better, though.

>>14733867
Tar is really only a problem when you inhale it into your lungs. Most people who smoke cigars (or pipes, for that matter) don't inhale. There's a reason why the cancer rate in cigar smokers is *much* lower than cigarette smokers (pipe smokers are even lower: the cancer rate in moderate pipe smokers is barely higher than the population at large), and even then it's more oral cancers than lung. Nicotine itself isn't actually a carcinogen as such, either, though it can promote tumor growth.

>>14722491
Why not just smoke a blunt

>>14728303
looks like an uncircumcised penor

>>14736175
Doesn't turn you gay and retarded

>oh my god, he is LITERALLY me!

>>14722675
I smoke cannabis from a pipe.
Cigarettes seem like an extreme downgrade.

>>14736089
> Tar is really only a problem when you enale

Stop fooling yourself

>All cigar and cigarette smokers, whether or not they inhale, directly expose their lips, mouth, tongue, throat, and larynx to smoke and its toxic and cancer-causing chemicals. In addition, when saliva containing the chemicals in tobacco smoke is swallowed, the esophagus is exposed to carcinogens. These exposures probably account for the similar oral and esophageal cancer risks seen among cigar smokers and cigarette smokers

>>14722548
>>14722573
Never heard this, sounds like it might be legit though because with horses, cowboys would put tobacco in their horses eyes if it looked like it had been infected or irritated by a parasite or infection. It would often save the horses eyesight.

>>14737709
Eating it and applying it to wounds are two different things. You'll most likely just barf it up if you manage to swallow. However, taking ground, chewed tobacco and applying it to wasp stings and other maladies does actually work

>>14730872
Not only that, it's volume too. I seriously can't understand how some people go through a whole cigar in a few hours, it's so much tobacco. Plus it's so much of a fucking commitment. I usually only pack 1/4-1/3 bowls at a time. and that lasts a half hour or so. Take a break, maybe pack another one an hour later, maybe use a different tobacco if my taste changes.

>>14738029

Yeah when I go for cigars I keep it to the smallest ones above cigarillos, and that will last me a good hour.