/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14728151
One time I tried to "tip with a rip" irl and was forcibly removed from the premises.

>>14728151
this is my fetish

>>14728151
Yes. My husband is a neckbeard asshole and embarrasses me all the time when we go out. I want a divorce but he has all the money.

>>14728151
Yes, but I had already closed out. :^)

>>14728170
Wanna' have an affair, cupcake?

Only because the “chef” caused a fire in the kitchen and the foam from the fire extinguisher system shot gave off horrible fumes so he and the owner asked the whole dining area to leave. We took our food and ate it in the parking lot an dkept the plates.

>>14728180

>>14728191
What am I looking at?

>>14728167
Hot

Only a Hooters once. I got fired its not that interesting

>>14728151
yes
i was drunk
sitting on the patio of a mexican restaurant
patio has a different menu than what's available in the restaurant
i wanted fajitas
fajitas were not available on the patio menu
i got loud and belligerent
drink was taken from me and was asked to leave

>>14728151
I went to university when this SJW shit was really starting to flare up in the mid-2010's and went out to a Vietnamese restaurant to get a bowl of pho and this (now former) friend I went with had the gall to wear a Mao cap and we both got kicked out

>>14728223
>when this SJW shit was really starting to flare up in the mid-2010
campuses have been hotbeds of leftist activism for a bit longer than that, zoomzoom. go do you tiktok dance now and play a fort night.

>>14728151
>visiting old family
>my grandmother and grand-aunt hate each other
>they get into a fight
>start yelling causing a scene
>someone throws a drink
>we all get the boot

When I was in college we would all go to the steak n shake in the hood after all the bars closed and we were all drunk.

One time they locked us in lol. The place was packed and the blacks were getting belligerent outside so the manager said "Aw fuck yall" and locked the door. There was a hole in the wall at this same establishment because someone threw a milkshake glass through it. My friend new one of the managers and she let him drink beer in the restaurant that he had brought with him lol. People were banging in the windows and all the drunk rednecks, college kids and gang bangers were all just laughing

>>14728229
oh also I once got kicked out of a hipster coffee shop/Cafe when I was like 20 because I was hammered and thought it was some kind of club and starting dancing with my gf at the time even though no one was dancing and it was clearly not that kind of venue. We were asked to leave.

>>14728226
It got progressively more and more unbearable as I progressed on the way to grad school, I guess all the relatively sane people got filtered out or cancelled.

>>14728238
My first year of college was in 2010 and it got objectively worse in 2012. Don't listen to bitter boomer. Colleges alway been leftist but now they're globohomo gaypilled.

I went to this place called "The Quiet Woman" in Laguna Beach and for whatever reason they didn't like the way I look so I got kicked out.

>>14728247
2012 was the year I first started getting screamed at by people for words that I had no idea were considered slurs (by some weirdos on twitter at least)

>>14728223
I actually cringed

>>14728256
>>14728247
>>14728238
Here are some students literally overthrowing the government of Russia using guns and stuff. Spoiler: they later executed the royal family including children. But keep crying about how a meanie yelled at you for using the n word online, you soft fucking babies. Clearly that's a new thing.

p.s. never complain about "le wrong generation" again.

>>14728167
SAUUUUUUCEEEE

>>14728288
Literally just stated that the political environment in 2012 became much more tense and that certain language became more police. No one said anything about "wrong generation" but please continue with your projection. Today's "revolutionaries" are the foot soldiers of neoliberal capital and are only allowed to destroy because they get the not from the legal system here. Take a fucking breath man.

>>14728288
based dubs. HH

>>14728288
Speak of the devil

>>14728288
Also don't understand how you don't understand that I'm on your side you sperg

>>14728288
Slay, queen. Pwn these racist chuds.

>>14728333
Wait nvm misread. Fuck u commie

>>14728288
This is your brain on tranny twitter

>>14728288
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm radicalized.

>>14728151
Yeah, I haven't been to an Olive Garden since 2004. Apparently when you're on magic mushrooms and two bottles of wine in, you're not fucking family anymore. Jerks. Their food sucks anyway.

>>14728238
No, you just progressively became aware of it

>>14728288
reddit moment

>>14728288
>here are some communist faggots who forever doomed humanity to suffer under their twisted, failed ideology

>>14728193
Angry fat guy

>>14728151
Yeah a local pizza joint with this covid shit, I'd been going there for years with this and they never asked me to wear a mask. I made a pickup order, went in no mask and this faggot behind the counter trying to talk up some bitch told to leave and wait outside, he also expected me to give him my CC info which is completely unacceptable, I didn't trust that faggot. So the bitch not only asked me to leave but banned me from the place which is no big deal to me, it's better to not with assholes like that and I most certainly would not leave any credit card in their hands. I've seen strange shit that foreigners do with credit/debit cards like having little devices that scan the cards to make copies, it's in anyone with ones best interest to keep it in sight, that's due diligance. Places that I know of have been busted by the USSS and FBI for that kind of fraud.

>>14728487
... bottom line is the cunt behind the counter was trying to talk up some bitch and expected me to wait for him. I would have been a paying customer but when he told me to wait for absolutely no reason expect trying to talk up to chick I said fuck it and told him to piss off, which essentially is what he did to me.
I also told the owner of the place an arrogant italian fuck to piss off as well.

>>14728234
You type like you're ten

>>14728487
>>14728501
See I'd been going there for a long time and nobody asked me to wear a mask, then once I made a pickup order I was told on threats to wear a mask after the order was made. They should have told me that in the first place.

>>14728294
https://simply-delicious-food.com/creamy-mushroom-sauce/

>>14728518
u r mum got my creamy sauce with extra ballz cheeze

>>14728508
That means so much from someone like you that didn't end his sentance with a period.

>>14728525

>>14728532
Cheer up froggo it's September, the best month of the year.

>>14728193
My shitty neckbeard husband

>Was drunk
>In line at local pizza by the slice place that stays open past last-call
>Guys in front of me get handed free breadstick samples.
>I like free samples too, I reach out to grab one off the plate the worker is offering.
>The worker slaps the breadstick out of my hand and immediately starts yelling at me to get out...apparently they were not free samples.

I was embarrassed and confused at the time for misreading the situation, but now it's a funny story. Especially since I would ask for all kinds of wierd food combos sober, but was always polite and never got kicked out other than that.

>>14728234
You sound like a fun guy, I would un-ironically hang out with you.

>>14728151
My wife kept belching loudly at IHOP and we were asked to leave

>>14728716
What was the shrew harping about?

>>14728161
So I'll ask here out of curiosity, but how the fuck did that Pedo movie become a identity politics meme? Literally every leftoid on my feed is coming to the defense of that shit trying to excuse it or rationalize it. What a shit hill to die on.

>>14728745
What pedo film?

>>14728759
Cuties on Netflix

>>14728151

Yes, my kid has autism and is prone to meltdowns in public. Easiest path to free food for X amount of time there is. Intentionally bring him somewhere bordering nice and not a "family" style restaurant, he spergs out, people start complaining, start recording the prejudice and bigotry, take it to the highest managerial person in corporate I can find. Best one was the Kona Grill chain, got a $2,500 gift card from their corporate offices just because a floor manager suggested I remove my loud and "annoying" child from their restaurant.

>>14728731
Intestinal distress

>>14728223
I once had a friend who wore an actual fedora to lunch with me, I asked him to take it off multiple times and I would have completely understood if the establishment kicked us out

>>14728247
Thank the bitter bitchy boomers for that.

I was told I was, "too old" to eat pizza at aChuck-E-Cheese so I upper decked the toilets in the women's restroom. Had the police get called but I ran away before they showed up.

>>14728774
You sound like a bitch.

>>14728759
It's not a pedo film, it's an anti pedo film

>>14728193
Sam Hyde after shaving his beard.

>>14728807
Keep telling yourself that you fucking creep. Pedo shit isn't even the fucking "artistic point" of the movie is supposed to be about criticizing Muslim oppression of women. They'll totally own the caliphate by producing pedo softcore porn.

>>14728716
That's pretty funny you should have gotten that on camera or at least to audio to share.

>>14728807
SURE!

This other time I sneeze really hard and I shat myself just a little bit then there was snot hanging out of my nose on my plate and I kept eating it anyway. Apparently I disgusted some of the patrons but they couldn't do anything because of a public humiliation lawsuit that would be put on them so I got a free meal but I was banned from the restaurant.

>>14728765
Why are you taking advantage of your own kids disabilities man wtf

>>14728817
Look up sassyandgassy on tik tok. Or jills burp on YouTube. That’s her

>>14728819
Well, they are the type of person to have an autistic child. What does that tell you about their genetic makeup? Their genetic makeup should tell you everything about their ability to rationale :-)

>>14728818
That comes across as bad hangover thing when everything is going out at once from every hole.

>>14728765
Based. Literally weaponized autism

>>14728818
It was a Pizza Hut buffets restaurant BTW

>>14728151
this picture made me chortle, thanks for sharing :)

>>14728822
That's a good excuse to make a tiktok account, I have to setup a throwaway email account first.

>>14728765
wtf my kid is autistic, I don't take him places like that because other people are trying to enjoy themselves. t is fucked up to exploit your kid and ruin their evening. People who raise autistic kids need compassion and patience, you are a bad parent.

>>14728838
Who knew she would grow such a large fan base from burping

>>14728841
The last four digits of your post a number backwards makes me think people who produce autistic children should be placed inside of a nice cozy little room :-)

>>14728848
WHAT THE FUCK

>>14728825
Yeah? You might be right about that. Or I could just have a loose butthole.

>>14728848
That's not the last four from 8675309 so 9035

>>14728151
Wasn't allowed back into a restaurant/bar after a worker caught me pissing by the dumpster. I owed at least $40-50 bucks inside, but whatever dude. . . Thanks for the free drinks.

>>14728857
Eww drippy buttholio, seek an MD surgeon type.

>>14728861
Fag

>>14728866
You got off easy, they could have called the coppers on you, pissing out in the open is a felony in some jurisdictions.

>>14728841

Good and bad are subjective terms that mean absolutely nothing. Free is free. Don't hate the player, hate the PC cancel culture game. You're free to bubble wrap your sperg and shut him/her away from the world, neglecting to socialize them like you should. Free country homie.

>>14728878
Popping bubble wrap is downright fun. Only fags can't admit to having fun doing that.

Yeah but that's because a cook had a seizure and dipped his arm into the fryer, so everyone had to leave

>>14728819

Do you understand the pressure and responsibilities associated with someone who is the size of an adult but acts like a retarded toddler? No. You don't. This is my way of breaking even with the world. My other kids deserve better but we're stuck with him, because institutions are packed full of black/spic/asian orderlies that would LOVE to make videos of torturing a frail looking blue eyed white kid.

not to get into things but i live in an area south of chicago. every time something nice opens up the nigs kinda flock to it.

its a chain steak house. took a date there once and it got me laid.

months later i go there with my brother and his woman for a night out. it's a fucking jungle. kids running everywhere and it's loud as fuck.

half way though the "ok" steak that i'm eating a nigress frisbee's a plate at a guy cuz he's there with a new woman

we just walked the fuck out mid meal.

>>14728880

Spergs need to be broken in and taught to mask as normal. There is absolutely nothing wrong with ABA and CBT therapies. My kid does 30 hours a week of these therapies.

>>14728883
So midgets, just pick them up and toss them down a bowling alley. That shuts their stupid punk midget asses up fast.

>>14728890
>mask
>normal
Yeah right you freak job, you do everything the government tells you to do don't you like a good little pigeon.
Are you religious or something?

>>14728877
True, but this was downtown LA and I have my doubts the cops get called very often for public urination when it is happening everywhere.

>>14728890
Condolences, perhaps you're a genetic fuckup and shouldn't have had kids in the first place. Don't try to put your crap kids on me you fucking failure. Do you expect people to weep for your bullshit?

>>14728895

I don't commonly speak to the mentally retarded. Please refrain from engaging me in your tangents and mental breakdowns. I already live with someone like you. Thanks in advance!

>>14728745
Literally everything is a partisan issue thanks to some sort of sinister forces that, depending on who you ask, is either the fault of either the jews or capitalism or the alt-right or satan or god-knows-what

>>14728906
Boo hoo, I'm from NYC and have taken pisses in more public areas than I can count, I was never stupid to get caught doing it. Left coasties are morons and always get caught because they're stupid.

>>14728774
A fedora is a bajillion times less cringe than a fucking Mao cap or anything resembling Che Guevera's beret. All those nerds who got ruthlessly neckbeard shamed back in the 00s are now wearing the latter.

>>14728151
Got kicked out of a wendy's at 3am when I was wasted for calling the guy behind the counter "my nigga" even though neither of us were black once

>>14728916
Being a retard is no way to go through life and blaming "sinister forces" and evil spectres makes you come across as a moron. Kind of like a nigger that expects free shit.

>>14728909

My other 4 kids are fine. I use the retarded one to get free shit, priority flight seating, priority entry to theme parks and loads of other shit. PLUS the state pays my wife a carers allowance to keep him home, plus he gets a social security check. Breddy gud.

>>14728927
They likely have that on camera, you should post that for fun. Sue those bitches for a quarter million.

>>14728151
Yeah I wore a MAGA hat and All Lives Matter Shirt in October of 2019 and was told to take it off or leave. I argued but the cops were called because I pushed the waiter and I was arrested.

>>14728931
"the state pays for it"
Yeah figures that you think it that way, what the really means is that taxpayers have to pay for genetic failures yet you keep pumping them out.

>>14728937
From what you wrote there it's because you got physical and started with pushing. There's no reason for that after you started shoving.

>>14728927
>wendy's at 3am
>neither of us were black
why are you lying on an anonymous forum?

>>14728940

Statistically impossible to avoid births like his without GATTACA-tier genetic engineering. Do you want to pay my family $2560 a month to keep him at home, or do you want him in an institution that draws $20,000+ per person, per month to "take care" of them? Choice is yours. Your votes actually matter. If you dislike the arrangements we have with the federal government you're ABSOLUTELY free to vote for people that want to tax you more. Like I said before, don't hate the player, hate the game homie.

>>14728892

>>14728929
I don't know what the fuck high horse you're going on about but there's clearly something in the water or SOMETHING making people behave this way. Social media? Election year? Bogdanovs?

>>14728961
Those two come across as weirdos. Maybe they should get a room, a tub of crisco and some dildos and fight it out. Get over that pent up anger.

>>14728929
>Kind of like a nigger that expects free shit.
I'm not the one making Americans chimp out over masks you retarded /pol/ack

>>14728970
No, it's not conspiracy bullshit or flying saucers or lizard people, it's niggers and people behaving like niggers and schools and parents that have been programmed into thinking that nigger behaviour is somehow normal in a civilized nation.

>>14728970
This isn't high horse anything, it's people like you lowering your standards to nothingness and accepting nigger behavior as normal.

>>14728984
Yeah so I think niggers fall under god-knows-what, glad to see we agree.

>>14728970
You might want to check out niggermania.net or niggermania.com and get a dose of reality.

>>14728167
what did i miss

>>14728161
This tweet is from the Babaylon Bee which is an Onion type site

>>14728501
you sound like an absolute trash person

>>14729028
If I'm trash that makes you a true gutter slop that sucks up the liberal agenda without knowing what it truly is. You should be sad because you're a moron and know any better.

>>14729036
*** don't know any better

>>14729036
how many restaurants have you been kicked out of? how did it feel to drop out of high school?

>>14728956
Based weaponized autism poster. You shut him the fuck down.

>>14728151
Buddies and I got kicked out of a dumpy bar/wing restaurant during a Leafs-Capitals playoff game. Drank beforehand and we got way too rowdy even for that restaurant's standard of clientele. Final straw was the manager catching someone in our group taking a dump in an out of service toilet. Was degenerate looking back on it, but no regrets since it was a fun evening.

>>14729256
>someone in our group taking a dump in an out of service toilet
was it just to be a douchebag, or did they have limited facilities and/or long ass lines?

>>14729046
Don't project on me because you're a homosexual. I was never kicked out just asked to leave and that's because it was their fault, read what I wrote earlier. Repeating myself for a moron such as yourself isn't to my advantage and you should get some reading comprehension on.

>>14729268
Bit of both, moreso douchebag. They only had two stalls, with one being out of order and the other occupied. He said he could've potentially waited, but didn't really care anymore since we were headed out soon and he thought the manager made a rude comment earlier.

>>14729311
That's pretty lame, a couple guys getting into an argument of a fucking piss stall. Don't you think that to be pretty pathetic and faggot weird?
Kill your faggot selves.

>>14729319
Not even a big deal, get over yourself

>>14729311
Seems like a coin toss to me. But if they were actually fucking dickbags and I'd have to have waited 5 minutes to take a shit, I'd feel fine dropping a hot brown yelp review in their broke ass toilet.

>>14729335
That's pretty harsh, having to wait for faggots before dropping a deuce, you should have dropped it in the uranal.

>>14729352
I'm a kind soul

>>14728984
You're part of it you twit. You have lost control of your thoughts.

Last time I was in mexico, I went to a really fancy french restaurant, black out drunk, with my wife and three other couples we had just met. I don't remember any of it, but apparantly we ordered like 30-40 dishes and were extremely fucking loud we got asked to leave several times before security was called. Fuckin Mexico man, everytime I go it's a week long blackout of just partying with strangers

>>14728151
Plenty of times, far more times than I've actually left

>>14728191
damn, shane is gaining weight?

>>14728745
>What a shit hill to die on
That's a theme for the left since trayvon

>>14729424
Wow that sounds pathetic

>>14728924
Jesus Christ. I wish these fucking dorks would stop wearing hats. As a middle-aged bald man I have to wear some fucking kind of hat outside or I'll get bald-head-man skin cancer. Now everything is ruined. Every five years another type of hat is extremely uncool and gay. Just stop it, you hair-having fags. I can't ALWAYS wear baseball caps. I'm too fucking old to wear those now.

>>14729424
I hope your wife enjoyed getting railed by "strangers" while you were blackout drunk and embarrassing yourself you dumb monkey

>>14728151

every time

>>14729675
>embarrassing yourself you dumb monkey

>from a Moleskin.
>Good.
>Good habits run deep.

>>14728774
I'm having a good time picturing this

Kek

>>14729285
"get some reading comprehension on" lol
also I called it, you did drop out

I wouldn't let you in my diner based on your short fuse and low intelligence, which is a dangerous combination.

>>14728822
LOL you wife is an absolute pig

>>14728765
no offense, but you son should be culled or at least serilised

>>14728961
i'm dying

>chicken raw in center, complain to waiter and ask for properly cooked chicken
>replacement chicken raw in center, complain again
>third chicken raw, complain again
>4th chicken also raw, manager tells me they will not give me more and that I shouldn't be a picky child
>tell them I refuse to pay, they kick me out and call the police, stand behind my car so I can't leave
>I recorded everything after the third chicken, show it to the police
Not only did manager Karen get arrested for unlawful imprisonment, she got her restaurant shut down for health code violations.

>>14728151
A small group of us were at a chuck e cheese when we were done eating we started building a tower from the pizza pans and glasses.

Manager yells at us to stop when we had a nice neat tower built and we should leave. So we unstacked the tower and spread the dishes, silverware an pans over 5 tables. and left.

>>14728487
This has heavy boomer energy going on. You sound very unpleasant and the way that story was typed supports that.

i've been barred from a few clubs/pubs
>blow in the bathroom with some girls
>some guy spit on me and my huge friend broke his nose
>most recently
i'm on the track team and tried to get a recruit in the bar so i gave him my old fake ID, he got in with some friends but when i tried to get in like 30 minutes later the bouncer said he saw the ID before and cut my real drivers license in half, next day i got the cops to get my license but the bar couldn't prove i gave someone else an ID so they paid for a replacement then banned me

>>14728487
>>14728501
you seem like an asshole and deserved it.

>>14728151
No because im not black

>>14728818
>was banned from the restaurant.
Serious question here. How exactly do they "ban" you from the restrantant? Do they have a picture of your face near the cash register or something? If so, couldn't you just wear a mask and pretend you are someone else by paying with cash?

When I was young me and my friends got kicked out of waffle house for playing yugioh. They said we were "gambling."

>>14728151
Yeah we were eating at a chinese place once and the waiter came up halfway through our meal and demanded we pay and leave. Refused to provide a reason why, so I told him I'd be happy to leave but wouldn't pay if I didn't get to eat. Got into a bit of an argument and he ended up waddling off to call the police. So we finished our meal at a leisurely pace, went up to the counter to pay, the girl was about to take my cash when the dude from before, who I guess was a manager or the owner or something, came up and scolded her and told us he's not going to take our money and we had to wait for the police.
So we waited for the police to arrive, no wait that would be fucking stupid, we left because they didn't want to take our money.
To this day I have no idea why any of this fucking happened. We weren't being rowdy or anything, and this was a place I'd come to many times before with no trouble. We suspected it was because one of our friends was black and it was the first time we'd bought him to the place, normally it was just us white guys. I know the chinese aren't too fond of blacks.

>>14728228
Did you have be pay for damage at least

I was involved in a dispute over some seating and some old jeet cunt went and got the manager, who's basically a convict with face tattoos and shit, and he made me take my money back and leave

fucking cunts

>>14728972
midge

>>14730151
You should have banished the manager to the Shadow Realm

>>14730172
no someone just dumped a glass of wine. the floors were polished concrete so its not like anything got stained

>>14728223
Kek

>>14728890
You use cock and ball torture on your kid? That's kinda fucked up bro.

>>14728151
I would kill someone for a girl with that body and especially the belly piercing to ride my face for hours

>>14730412
Where you live? I can maybe make that happen

>>14730035
Based as fuck, uniconically.
I didn't get kicked out of a restaurant, but I've got a health related story.
>go to school in MInnesota
>hungry one day
>Decide to go to close by Mexican restaurant
>"Cheese quesadilla, please."
>Sit down to enjoy said quesadilla with the "green sauce". Pretty good, so far.
>Decides to put the side salad in my quesadilla.
>Finds a piece of finger nail
>ew.jpg
>Never eat there again.
It was my duty to at least tell the restaurant themselves what I found, but I didn't.

>>14730556
So much for Donald Trump being an option at next election LMAO

>>14730166
no animals at the table

>>14728822
>posting personally identifiable information on 4chan

>>14730556
brazil

Other than a few "wrap it up cause we're closing in 5 minutes", no.

I got kicked out of malls for skateboarding often though.