/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14728612
What the fuck is that

>>14728657
Looks like a mozzarella stick pizza

>>14728657
looks like pizza with mozzarella sticks on it

i'd eat it

UH, REDDIT DEPARTMENT?

>>14728657
looks like pizza with mozzarella sticks on top.

>>14728660
Looks like mozzarella sticks on a pizza.

>>14728657
Mercedes pizza.

>>14728657
looks like mozzarella sticks on a pizza

>>14728657
Looks like a rectangular pizza topped with mozzarella sticks. Not the most revolting thing I've seen but I wouldn't care to try it either.

Is that mozzarella sticks on a pizza?

>>14728660
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>>14728664
I hate mozzarella sticks :(

>>14728700
I believe it's mozzarella sticks on a pizza.

>>14728700
Looks like a pizza with mozzarella sticks on it.

>>14728657
don't know if you've figured it out yet but it seems to be pizza, topped with mozzarella sticks

I think it's pizza under some mozzarella sticks

>>14728657
mozzarella sticks served on a bed of 'za

>>14728722
What is pizza

>>14728738
It's what boomers call 'za.

>>14728612
You don't need to boil lasagna noodle before baking.

You can make perfect chili but mixing all the ingredients sans meat bring that to a lite simmer then adding the meat, shutting off the heat when the liquid reaches 150°

Make lasagna without baking, take all the ingredients substitute elbow macaroni or egg noodles for lasagna noodles. cook everything together then add the noodles at the end.

>>14728612
that isnt even tha bad, i can see it being sold as a novelty food at a movie theater or bowling alley

>>14728612
coffee is best as instant.

>>14728612

>>14728612
pizza should be eaten with a knife and fork.

>>14729769

Check out the fun with fish dicks

>>14729777

>>14729787

>>14729796

>>14729801

>>14729807

>>14729810
Australian?

>>14729810

It works everytime

>>14728701
If you hate them because the cheese is too stringy then you just need to let them cool a little more first and make it a point to bite all the way through the cheese. If that's not the issue then pic related.

>>14728701
I hate you

>>14728968
I've seen idiots do this before.

>>14728612
Looks like something that Amerifats would make.

>>14729906
it's just a neapolitan pizza with some bread crumbs on the cheese, what's the big deal?

Train car

Thai insect plate

>>14729854
He looks Chinese

>>14729980
Now that you mentioned that and looking again you're right.

>>14729876
:*(

>>14729980
>>14729992
Fun Fact: that's General Gau, changed his name to Colonel Sanders to make it easierto assimilate

https://youtu.be/Hb3gdUrIC4Q

>>14729906
Meanwhile in Italy they are putting french fries on their pizza and loving it. At least mozzarella sticks make some fucking sense

>>14728657
where I'm from it's called a "Hot Carl"

>>14729063
What's wrong with you. Two smoked pork shoulders. That's how you get pulled pork.

>>14730050
Fun fact: u r fag

based greeks and their sysco component experiments shouts out man

>>14730103
oh anon you always say that

>>14730066
I have to send that picture to a friend in Russia, she'll freak out if that's real.

>>14730186
message sent, either her or her husband will know, I don't expect a message back for a day or so.

>>14730186
>she'll
I thought Russia didn't have trannies?

>>14730214
I don't know about that directly she's a chick allright and very honest just like I am with her and her husband. It's cool to know people to backchannel talk with.

>>14730664
what happens if you heat it up like that

>>14730684
It would be extremely painful

>>14730717
You're a big guy

>>14730208
Winter War 2 is to be expected

>>14728968
haha, white people lol

>>14730735
Por tu.

>>14730077
Based and local specialitypilled

>>14730186
It's not sold like that somebody just put cheese in it. Also it's not russian, it's finnish

>>14728612
would smash desu.

>>14728657

Looks like mozarella sticks on a pizza pie.

>>14729854
dem gooks know how to fry up a chicken

>>14728669
Lol

>>14730664
cursed image

>>14729796

>>14729769
I'm sickened, but curious.

>>14729781
LOL I pretend South Park is still relevant too

>>14729787
The slush isn't actually pizza flavored, though. All the flavors had these gross out names but they were regular fruit flavors. This one was peach if I remember

>>14728612
mercedes pizza?

>>14729063
look, a faggot

>>14730664
>>14730684
>>14730717
>>14730735
>>14731105
Do you feel in charge?

>>14728657
mama mia, its mozzi pizzi

>>14732117
this is horrifying and I would absolutely taste a bite of that chicken just to know.

>>14728612
Why can't americans just enjoy one dish at a time in separate occasions?

>>14731349
I bet that stuffed waste bin has some stories to tell.

>>14733058
because combining things that people like into one dish is an activity that makes people react with laughter/excitement/disbelief which makes them want to share the experience

this makes it an ideal way to get your product noticed.

>>14728669
heh

>>14728669

>>14728612

>>14734609
Okay that's too far what in the fuck

>>14730214
Rent free.

>>14728612
holy based

>>14729815
This has to be from the 60's when gelatin was "fancy"

>>14730664
When you really want to leave work early

>>14731709
Anything about curry marketed to children has to be inherently evil but this is fucking diabolical

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>>14729796
Die please

>>14729906
i was looking for the amerifat post thx

ketchup chicken wings

>>14734598
You just know these fat fucks are finishing these containers in one sitting.

>>14729929
Chomp.

>>14732117
>marinated a bird with something acidic for that fucking long
Just who is this idiot?

>>14734650
The Habanero Tabasco is good if you don't chug it.

>>14728657
Stick de la Motz baked ‘za style

We call it a hot Karl here in Michigan

>>14735084
this is making me angry

>>14728657
Looks like mozza on'a 'za
Here in Vancouver we call it a Dirty Donald

>>14729821
based and new england pilled

>>14732117
post the hot sauce one

>>14729962
>Timon and Pumbaa plate

>>14734609
If this ever happen to me if go to the nearest person and kill em

>>14728612
>Put me in the screen cap for Reddit

>>14730186
>she
tits

>>14728968
I'd do this if it weren't such a stigma; just for being able to control the bite.
who likes sticking an overly big thing in their mouth? oh, yeah..

>>14736184
most people have things called "teeth" which enable them to reduce the size of food

>>14736197
>bite sushi thing in half
that's allowed even less

>>14729854
He was a pants pissing alcoholic, first and only kitchen I worked in lol.
>blacks bragged about not washing their hands
>fat white single moms in charge
>retard teens all over the place filling in the gaps
I stole a bag of seasoning though, that was pretty cool.

>>14728669
can I have a peace

>>14735138
it's not ice cream

>>14728612
Not bad.

>>14728612
Looks good.
>>14728968
Eh. So what?
>>14729063
That shit is burnt.
>>14729787
What’s the problem?
>>14729796
Nasty.
>>14729801
Vintage recipe. Legit good.
>>14729807
Sadness food.
>>14729810
Would be okay without the doritos. Dumb gimmick food.
>>14729815
Again, this is just vintage food. Dunno why they used spaghettiohs but oh well.
>>14729962
Bleh.
>>14730066
Yuck.
>>14730664
Gay ass internet shit.
>>14731709
Probably tastes fine. Silly gimmick.
>>14732117
Trash.
>>14733051
Trash.
>>14734598
Looks fine.
>>14734609
Why waste food like this? It’s not funny.
>>14735061
Yuck.
>>14735084
Yuck.

>>14736424
All me.

>>14736424

>>14730066
Pre-Vomited...

>>14736326
good point, they'll finish TWO in a sitting.

>>14736424
Why do retards like you think we want to know your opinion about everything? Don't reply to every post like we care what you think. Fuck you, and here's your (you) you fat american faggot

>>14736424
Mass reply fags should kill themselves

>>14728968
she doesnt even hold the utensils right for fucks sake. Why cant americans use a fork and knive

>>14737136
>euros
>amican

>>14728968
HERRESERY!

These dubs?

>>14735146
A self proclaimed spacer genius

>Chicago "pizza"
>Cold pizza
>Most "unconventional" pizzas (pineapple, bbq chicken, pickles, etc...)
>Steaks cooked medium and above
>Putting ketchup on steak
>Putting the pickled ginger on top of the sushi
>Eating sushi with a fork and knife
>Unsalted pasta water
>Rinsing pasta
>Rinsing rice after it was cooked
>Wet bread

>>14729063

I bet that cancer was delicious

>>14729777
...and a touch of diarrhea

>>14737209
was about to post that its an american on vacation but shes nowhere near fat enough to be that

>>14737068
>>14737076
You guys are correct

>>14729810
Holy fucking shit. I used to work for that company. 4rivers is terrible.

>>14729854
you just know

>>14728761
No we don't. That faggot word appeared after the last /x/ related shift in the timeline, just before Kung flu.

>>14730735
5u

>>14729769
>Sweet and salty
Pleb

>>14736424
who asked

>>14729777
This was a lot better than it had any right to be.

OC from my country

>pizza sauce
>ham
>vegetable mix
>cherry tomatoes
>jasmine rice
>cheese sticks
>tartar sauce
>arugula

>>14741363
Hungary?

>>14741369
Igen.

>>14741375
The company from Jurassic Park?

>>14736424
I don't recall inquiring

>>14741398
kurva anyád

>>14735588
we thank you for your support and your dubby-dubs

>>14733058
because we don't have to

>>14729807
I can smell the poverty on this

>>14741621
Fuck you, all of those things are good. You have to be a real pleb if you don't like sausages, beans, bacon and pie.

>>14741585
tell me about the magyar
why do they banter so much?

>>14729962
hey! my roommate has a couple plates like that on his floor!

>>14731349
haha look at his sandles. his toes are going over the front edge of them

>>14736424
Shut up

>>14729962
These are good as a snack, i don't get the nene

>>14730066
that looks and sounds absolutely vile

>>14741624
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>>14741644
Nothing really heretical about munchy boxes

>>14736424

>>14729063
Get the fuck off this board you dumb faggot

>>14728826
>You don't need to boil lasagna noodle before baking.
This isn't true

>>14729781
Clearly you have not checked out the fun in the least

Hot Dog for chads.

Fuck the french.
Real croissant here guys.

>>14729980
That's why they got Norm MacDonald to play him

Enjoy some sushi, uma delicia.

>>14741363
Ezbazmeg... ez geci gusztustalan.

>>14736184
Okay tiny mouth, sorry that you're a small boy because you didn't eat your veggies growing up

>>14729777
Norn Iron is here?

>>14729769
This is actually really fucking good

lets get some lympri specials here

>>14743883

>>14743891

>>14729962
Wanna try the ones that look like fries
>>14742967
Looks fine desu. Doesn't belong in this thread

>>14743883
more like lymprist specials you fucking faggot

actually I don't have any animus towards you or homosexuals but if I did mean to be hateful, I'd have been very clever at it

>>14744099
Fucking gottem

then ungottem, kinda disappointed

>>14737136
Americans dont flip their forks upside down like that. We used to catch spies by watching how they used a fork.

>>14729945
I remember this from some old ass movie in my child hood. A bunch of witches or something vomit into it and make a guy drink from it.

I really like chinese buffet pizza

>>14729777
Actually pretty good.

>>14735084
I'd at least try this ngl.

>>14742940
How does it feel to be retarded? Look up no boil lasagna you smoothbrain

how can europe have something as slovenly gluttonous as the munchy box while also making fun of americans
baffling

>>14729796
>a life was taken to make this possible

>>14745625
Cope

>>14728968
my grandma does this
she's racist as fuck and refuses to eat sushi normally so I don't have to see it often at least

>>14746604
you should beat that fashie up comrade

>>14729777
This was surprisingly okay

Like really salty chocolate basically

>>14741628
How does Irn Bru tastes like?

>>14736465
>>14737068
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>>14741746
>>14742726
This is a discussion board. If you don't want to hear other people's opinions, get the fuck out, faggots.

>>14736184
>grown adult can't fit sushi into his mouth

>>14729777
pretty good

>>14747268
It's less sweet than you'd expect from a soda, it's kind of tangy but sharp. There's nothing really like it, it's not fruit flavoured. The only named flavourings on the label are quinine (which is probably why it isn't very sweet) and Ammonium Ferric Citrate, and I can't find any other products which use that as a flavouring.

>>14735061
kek

>>14747281
Fuck off already mass replyer nobody cares cry somewhere else.

>>14728968
This reminds me of when my parents took me to the shitty local “pan-asian” buffet that had a sushi station.
>me: eating sushi with chopsticks like you’re supposed to
>dad: “why don’t you just eat with a fork like the rest of us?”
>me: “it’s sushi, it’s supposed to be eaten with chopsticks. It would be difficult to eat with a fork”
>dad: “no its not, look”
>dad stabs a sushi roll with his fork. The piece just shreds apart
>dad: “alright nevermind”

This almost made me puke.

my boss boils our eggs for like 30 minutes and i hate it. fucking mexicans.

>>14729769

>>14747688
I think hotdogs are garbage anyway but what's particularly bad about this?

>>14747692

bar s my bro. ... Bar s

>>14747587
>supposed to be eaten with chopsticks
Stupid fucking weeb

no

this shit right here

>>14747692
Yeah, but Bar-S is like the garbage of the garbage.
An entire standard deviation of shit below what is generally considered bad.
Like maybe you eat a Ball Park brand hotdog, and you know its just made of the shit they swept off the floor after the butchers leave; but you eat a Bar-S dog and really understand exactly why people think hot dogs are made out of rat meat, fetid pork assholes and gutter oil even a Chinaman would steer clear of.

>>14747281
Next time try focusing your mental faculties on making one worthwhile reply to one post

>>14730664
I laughed at this for far too long

>>14730664
4/10 would try unironically. ive eaten worse.

>>14747743
o fuk it's the hungrin

>>14747682
Spaghetti sandwiches are great.

>>14738479
Cold pizza on a hungover morning is a godsend

>>14741644
These are awesome, dunno why the us doesn't have these. Can you customize them?

>>14741628
I wish I could get irn bru cheap in america. Yeah it's low quality or whatever but it's exactly the flavor I love.

>>14738633
>for best results heat oven to 425 degrees and bake for 4 and a half hours while you sleep on the couch

>>14741369
Starving.

>>14750421
i like how he called it a dish, hahahhah

>>14736036
That would be rather excellent marketing. I remember as a kid they has lion king themed puddings that I wanted

>>14747575
>>14748583
>continuing to cry because someone replied on an image board
Goddamn you're such a massive faggot.

>>14730066
Mm, 'odka
>>14731349
This guy has to be dead by now..

>>14747682
Are you celiac or something?

>>14729821
Looks like a proper, good soup.

>>14751452
you shut your whore mouth anon

>>14735146
Film Robert aka MovieBlob

>>14747268
it's just tangy sorta, I mixed it with smirnoff and got blasted then puked all over a blondes tits at a club once because she rejected me

>>14747296
That guy probably eats deep fried futomaki sized crap filled with mac n cheese and coconut breaded shrimp

>>14747651
if I were to the point that I considered cooking and eating this, I might just eat a bullet instead.

>>14728657
instant constipation

>>14747667
Nothing wrong with some fresh 'shi 'za

>>14752223
needs more cheese

>>14728612

>>14743891

>>14752223
based /tg/ crossposter

>>14734609
I would unironically try this
I mean how bad can it really be

>>14729962
As much as i agree that bugs replacing meat is retarded, there is nothing inherently gross with eating bugs and if you think there is you are a bit of a sissy.

>>14728612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czQXW7qgZ6Q

>>14728612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWsshFFDf2U

>>14753218
As horrific as this is, he probably has a better grasp of basic shit like frying an egg than anyone in a fast food thread on /ck/

>>14728663
Fuck off, asshole, how obsessed are you? Why don't you just go there if you love it so much?

>>14747451
it is sweet though. the old formula had fuck loads of sugar in it. now changed cause government taxes. it is often colloquially refered to as ginger not just because the colour but it also has a mild fruity ginger taste.
t.scot

>>14747451
also. it says on the label "carbonated fruit flavoured soft drink"

>>14747672
yum

>>14728657
Looks like a pizza stick mozzarella

>>14747281
We do like to hear other people's opinions. Just not yours.

>>14728663
Agreed. The gate has stood ajar too long and now normies come here and make threads that are basically the exact same content the Icanhascheeseburger sites used to put out

>>14752223
>>14752976
Every self-respecting GM should serve meatbread to their GURPS players.

>>14729945
>>14744766
is this from braindead?
some say that the LOTR trilogy was peter jackson's work. however...

>>14738633
>me it's done
>dad no it needs to brown up a little more

i need to stop coming into these threads when i'm hungry because i'm wishing i had about half of these to eat right now

>>14728968
Sushi is like the easiest thing to pickup with chopsticks

>>14728657
The image in question has been determined to appear as popular dish Pizza with popular food item Mozzarella sticks

>>14729796
>>14729801
Isn't that from /ck/'s drunken barn dance?

>>14756142

>>14755043
I have a bluray rip of Dead Alive, can't wait to watch it this Spooksmas

>>14756086
thats the best time to show up, tho. You'll know something is truly fucking awful when you lose your appetite, and you'll know you're too far gone when you see something fucking awful and want to try it anyway.

>>14728661
Eat it? I'd tear through it like a pedophile at a preschool.

>>14747693
I’ve never understood this,just look at the fucking pieces and see if they have an s or an m on it

>>14747667
Don't tell me. It's Brazil right?

>>14752020
This sounds so scottish it feels like I just moved to a Hearts game.

>>14728968
It's honest to god less embarrassing to just eat it with your bare hands, holy shit.

I wonder how people can do stuff like this without feeling embarrassed.

>>14736243
Its allowed if you cant eat the whole thing at once, eating your food in bites is looked upon better than if you just try to shove it all into your mouth like a starving monkey.

>>14747666
> mix of caramel and vegemite
I'd try it, big brands using vegemite in desserts like this generally only use a tiny smidge, so all you really taste is the salt, its pretty much just a salted caramel chocolate.

>>14738479
>rinsing rice after it was cooked

do people actually

>>14757622
You know some stupid bitch misread the directions on rice and did it, likely a female driver that gets into "accidents."

>>14757622
It's like those warnings on labels, "after removing from oven or microwave this product will be hot" stupid shit like that like for hot coffee and shit.
Morons are morons and one can't legistlate them, just don't get them pregnant, that's the gift that keeps on giving.

>>14747714
Come to Brazil

>>14744766
Bad Taste?

>>14751428
You're stupid and gay.

>>14731709
I'm sure that's fine. Curry's hard to mess up

>>14741621
I'm not british and this looks fine

>>14742967
Cheese looks a little weird, but I think I would try that

>>14747814
Looks like the first step in an video where someone makes something kinda okayish. Like someone breaks up the cookies and mixes them with the eggs and butter to make aa breading that goes on the inside wall of a ramakin

>>14736424
>says eh, bleh, and yuck like a total soilord
>mass replies
Fucking die jesus christ

>>14747281
Do you reply to every single comment every single person makes in an IRL discussion?
No, right?
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAM REDDIT FAGGOT.

>>14758009
>>14758201
>>14758210
You’re still crying about this? Really?

>>14747268
bubble gun with a bit of ginger and cinnamon

>>14754187
is that borscht ramen?

>>14758443
If so that actually sounds good.