/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14727368
Why does the food not fall to the ground?

literally all the same thing in different shapes

>>14727387
The carne asada isn’t, which is the only thing I would be interested in, except I would never get beef like that from a mexican place. It always tastes like a shoe sole. I got veal minesa once from a shitty little place and it was gag-inducingly bad

>>14727387
And people give Taco Bell shit for doing that.

>>14727368
i don't understand why people like mexican food or why there are so many mexican restaurants

>>14727368
Carne asada fries, extra sour cream, six to eight containers of the red salsa, two churros, and a Diet Coke.

>>14727424
>i don't understand why people like (insert cuisine here)
are you 12?

>>14727368
I'll take one of everything
*leaves without paying*

>>14727368
i done know man, give two tomales, Only if cutie is 18

>>14727471
fuck you retarded cunt

>>14727477
no

>>14727489
seethe, 90 pound twink

>>14727471
better make that an extra diet coke

>>14727605
Light on the ice makes it lighter.

>>14727368
yeah let me get the tortilla with cheese meat and vegetables

>>14727368
Is this an El super taco?

>>14727627
Ok ok pol let’s go somewhere less “ethnic” to order bread cheese meat and no vegetables instead.

>>14727368
oh number three, enchilada plate!

>>14727368
TWO FISH TACOS

>>14727368
>rice and beans
imma goto taco bell

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>14727368
everything on the menu looks like dogshit
the beans are grey dude I don't wanna eat here

>>14727368
I'm gonna go with the #16 beef extra spicy.

>>14727898
menu it probably sunbleached from the window. Beans are probably not that color when you order them

>>14727911
>probably

>>14727368
>All the combination burritos have shredded beef
I want carne asada in my burrito

>>14727926
usually the same way, but the local Meximelt place uses brisket from Costco, and it’s super-rich shredded beef, so I go for that

>>14727947
I'm on board for that. Brisket is foodkino.

>>14727368
I thought America had cheap food. That looks expensive and it looks pretty shit

>>14727368
>no deenz
i'll just get my food elsewhere

>>14727968
$8 for a plate of food that you can eat two meals from is cheap.

The Chile Rellanos seems like a good deal with the extra tortillas, probably won't have to eat for at least 12 hours after eating that.

>>14727368
Gross, I prefer my Mexican inspired cuisine to be made by white people that know what they are doing.

>>14728017
That's definitely a spot owned by white people.
The enchiladas give it away.

>>14727981
>$8 for a plate of rice and beans

>>14728035
Nah, that's definitely a hispanic taco truck that finally opened up an actual storefront.

>>14727368
Machaca plate.

>>14727368
#16

>>14727368
Lemme get a number 3, a number 7, and a number 16

>>14727368
Chiles rellenos easily

>>14727368
Why do AmriKKKans ruin my food like that?

I feel bad for people who consider that place a decent Mexican restaurant. wtf is a loco burrito?
Good thing I'm surrounded by good Mexican restaurants

>>14727368
California burrito for me please.
God, I miss those...

>>14728200
>the menu is formatted poorly and looks terrible, therefore the food is good quality.

I hate this meme and wish it would die. Most restaurants I have gone to with shitty looking mess of a menu like that also have shitty overpriced food which wouldn't be served in McDonalds, let alone a respectable establishment.

>>14728220
>the menu is formatted poorly and looks terrible
The food there doesn't serve your typical Cali Mex shit, and the food actually has flavor compared to your combinationplate#27822 greasefest

>>14728197
I think the word you're looking for is "improve" Jorge.

>>14728230
That's great, the menu still looks like it was made by a child.

>>14728208
Fries do not belong inside of a burrito

13 or 17

>>14727368
caldo de 7 mares por favor

>>14727918
They look normal on the Steak Ranchero picture. Probably white balance not set correctly on whatever camera they used.

>>14727368
why do they serve poi?

>>14727375
I'm fucking crying.

>>14728200
It's crazy.

>>14727368
#1 or #12 / Thread!

>>14727868
You're inbred

>>14727368
So many white ppl in this thread makes is SICK.

>>14727368
I don't like enchiladas or chimichangas. why don't they have any wet burritos on the menu?

>>14728230
$16-20 per menu item and they can't even afford to make a proper menu

>>14727368
There is no debate. #16 chimichanga with beef, where is the tapatio? And where are the pickled carrots and jalapenos and salsa verde? Gracias.

>>14729091
and here I was thinking it had cream cheese and imitation crab meat

>>14727368
Why is Mexican food so shit?

>>14727368
Lemmie get a #13, with some of those carrot pickles and a tamarind jarritos

> I'll have 7 dead Mexicans thanks.
> Yes of course I want them diced

>>14727368
I looked at the other plates like I wasn't going to immediately order a #16. I do it every time. Stumble into some Mexican fast food place. They know what I want. I know what I want. I don't know why we play this game. I kinda miss doing this. WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T ANYPLACE IN DENVER MAKE GOOD CHIMICHANGAS?

>>14730644
That's what you get for living in denver.

nUMBER 5 PLEASE, BUT NO CheeSE

>>14730913
Faggot, who doesn't love cheese?