/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14725149
this is what people did for fun before tv and smartphones

>>14725149
The cheese is in a wooden casing and the winner gets to keep it.
It's a really nice day, everyone has a laugh and it gets the community together
What fun traditions do you have in your town? Getting shot?

>>14725313
Relax, limey, I'm just riffing on the dozens of "Do Americans really" posts. It genuinely looks like dumb fun. You don't have to unsheathe your spork on me.

is this pronounced glaw-chester, glau-chester, or glosster

>>14725149
>are you more efficient than the wheel
lol no

>>14725313
>What fun traditions do you have in your town? Getting shot?
hahahaha

>>14725549
>riffing

>>14725149
No,
You have to chase the cheese down the hill as it rolls.
Doubt they could do this in Wisconsin, it'd be hard enough finding someone that could run.....

>>14725556
glue-woo-ster-shire

>>14725149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw0cujVBV3M

>>14725866

>>14725149
Yeah they should just sit at home and watch 4 hoyrs of ads and 12 minutes of niggers running into eachother

>>14725556
It should be pronounced the first way but in actual fact its pronounced the last way, rather like Worcester.

Is there a more boring county than Gloucestershire?

>>14725313
dangerously based

>>14725149
>the cheese...can reach speeds up to 70 miles per hour...enough to knock over and injure a spectator.
>In the 2013 competition, a foam replica replaced the cheese for reasons of safety.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper%27s_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_and_Wake

>Oi, do ya have a loicense for that cheese?

Do britbongs really?

>>14725901
>List of cheese related injuries

>>14725549
>You don't have to unsheathe your spork on me.
>spork

What, do you think he's in the SAS? Civilians may not have sporks.

>>14725905
>have guns
>never use them
>sit back and watch his "country" fall apart
>Always brag about rising up when the time comes
>the time has come

>>14725149
https://youtu.be/FOz_NEr0aeYP

>>14725313
>The cheese-rolling event was cancelled in 2020 as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic.

>>14725887
yeah i'm from a town called Leicester (Lestuh) and it's next to a crappy city called Worcester (Wistah) so I kinda though Gloucester would be Glosstah, but who the hell knows anymore

(not UK btw, USA)

>>14725942
>pronouncing Leicester as lestuh
>USA
North East?

>>14725930

Yet more evidence that ((they)) know the masks are worthless, but won't miss an opportunity to destroy memories of an un-pozzed community.

>>14725149
Yes, this is the shit.
This is the height of entertainment.
Burger bros btfo but higher IQ UK sports once again.

>>14725149
We have cheese rolling, yanks have black Friday, less trampling and stabbing with the cheese.

>>14725556
To keep it simple for you pronounce it Glock-Ster

>>14725989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDbHwz6JGzo

>>14725942
I used to live in Leicester in the UK and we also pronounce it Lestuh or Lestah.

I've always found it weird that the USA has cities with the exact same names as the UK though.

>>14725866
Baste

Yes.

>>14726167
This is just so funny how people roll out of control as if they were wiping out during an Olympic ski trial.

>>14726167

So it's like coursing foxes, except the fox has been replaced by a cheese, and the dogs have been replaced by chavs?

>>14726039
Leicester MA was chartered in 1690 and finally colonized in 1712, by 50 families from the Bay Colony (now Boston) and they named it after where most of them came from in England. Pretty much all of our town names are sister towns from England or Native American names

(my town was sold to the colonists under contract by the local Indians as "Towtaid" which the area was known as for maybe 8,000 years, they actually continued calling it that for at least a generation until they officially mapped as "Leicester"). The lord mayor of Leicester UK actually came to visit awhile back just for a larff, they wined and dined him well I hear

https://youtu.be/OhKcw27Hf7I

Not /ck/ related, but there's loads of these medieval hangover events that still take place. Mostly varieties of Mob Football, our local one they used to drop the village idiot onto a fire beforehand.

>>14726189
>The lord mayor of Leicester UK actually came to visit awhile back just for a larff, they wined and dined him well I hear

Probably a Muslim tranny of color. Great way to reconnect with your past.

>>14726198
Nah he was a stodgy white man and wore that awkward gold neck thing that nobody in Merricka understood keck

>>14726210

Yeah we do like dressing up and wielding maces and stuff tbqh

>>14726210

Ah, you just have just missed Manjula Sood, " the first Asian female Lord Mayor in the United Kingdom."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manjula_Sood

This country...

>>14726242

Weird dog shagger, you

>>14726242
Yeah man this was the mid 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB2NCQFppsY

utter fucking kino

>>14725313
sounds like fun. we have a winter fair in my hometown, and have a game of brook hockey. its pretty comfy to suck down beers, eat chili and watch people fall on their ass playing broom hockey

>>14726273

t. Tanned Briton

>>14726167
>People in rows behind each other
>Falling uncontrollably at high speeds
>No protection
How many get crippled each year? How many have died?

>>14725908
Cope Britannia
Britannia rule the cope
Britains use of banter has no hope

>>14725153
This looks like wholesome, community fun.

>>14725901
>In the 2013 competition, a foam replica replaced the cheese for reasons of safety.
People are such pussies in modern times. The West deserves to fall.

>>14726364
>Random kid in the audience looks away or is distracted for a few seconds
>Cheese changes direction and rolls out into audience
>Cracks the skull of the kid who didn't even get the hands up
RULES OF NATURE

>>14726330
>Falling uncontrollably at high speeds

>>14726189
>Boston
It's full of fucking Eastern Europeans now.
I was in a restaurant there last year and some fucking Slav came up to the window and started having a piss.

>>14726387
If a child has never seen fire before they'll just run straight into it.

>>14725149
Good natured rioting is a quintessentially British trait.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haxey_Hood

>>14726435
Not it isn't, that was a one-off and I'm sorry about the dracula pee-pee but don't be glib anon

>>14726472
You've clearly never been there. They think nothing of pissing in ally's and at the side of busy roads.
It's the Brexit capital of Britain for a reason.

>>14726489
Blame Tony Blair.
He threw the country open to the Slavs.
They're not an ethnic group, they're an infection.

>>14726489
God dammit anon I'm talking about actual Boston, Boston MA USA. We don't have gypsies in Boston MA

also I'm sorry for your loss

>>14726499
I'm talking about the original Boston.

>>14726504
LMAO that's like talking about the original Joker, nobody remembers

>>14726195
Pretty chad move from Charles there.

>>14726454
Stop moth posting.

>>14726513
>nobody remembers
>posts pic
You clearly do.
Retard.

>>14726589
yes ok

>>14726336

>>14725893
>t. DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>14725908
>all of America is what I see on the telly
cope

>>14726976
unironically know someone who talks like this
yes they are a reddit jannie

>>14726996
I'm sure all of America wasn't in turmoil when the revolution against Britain happened

>>14725149
Most based thing I've seen out of England in a while, they're normally limp wristed faggots.

Glow-Ches-Ter-Shy-Err

>>14725930
you have a loisence for that cheese?

>>14726039
>I've always found it weird that the USA has cities with the exact same names as the UK though.

Because those cities were once colonies of the crown.

>>14725858
New tradition: The fatty tumble. Take em up a ski hill and roll them down after a wheel of battered and fried cheese.

>>14726175
It's the British version of Wipeout.

>>14725149
Imagine being a bong

>Wake up
>Needs loicense to exist.
>Presumed racist before proving otherwise
>Country is being colonized
>National broadcasting company hates them

Give them the cheese race, poor things need it.

>>14725149
If this was done in America I'd think they were backwater hicks

>>14728352
have you not yet learned to not care about the opinion of subhuman euros? just let them flail and screech about amerifats or whatever while we pretty much run their lives militarily and economically.

>>14725313
>What fun traditions do you have in your town? Getting shot?
shut the fuck up about our cultural heritage, freedom isn't free

>>14726195

Paki holding up jimmy saville’s bud.

The absolute state of united bongdom.

>>14728757

You can say that again

>>14728783
>defaults on payment and gets sent to collections for a minuscule fraction of the price
Tch, nothing personell kid...

>>14728783
>>14728795
virgin pay 30% of all your income on public health care vs the chad getting the cost written off because you didn't have insurance to scam.

>>14726592
based new boston chad

>>14728783
My health care was free when I was poor and it's free with work. I don't pay into taxes like you.

>>14728783
why are euros so retarded and jerk off over this shit thinking that anyone actually gets stuck paying this in the US?

>>14725313
we used to have halloween but foreigners hate it. even the christian foreigners don't celebrate it.

>>14725313
Based Brit
Fuck yanks
t. Aussie

>>14726195
I like the one in Devon where they just carry a burning barrel of tar around

>>14725149
Oh no, how dare other people enjoy themselves? Next you're gonna complain about other 4chan boards discussing things unrelated to /ck/ and that other cultures are different from your own.

>>14725313
>What fun traditions do you have in your town?
Worshipping BBC

>>14731116
Kneeling for black people.

>>14731072
that strikes me a exceedingly dangerous

>>14725908
>dems burning dem cities down
>wanting to stop them
anon...

>>14726298
Im glad your autocorrect didnt fuck up the second time because I was about to ask you what in the fuck brook hockey was.

>>14729011
halloween is anti christ

>>14725313
luv me cheese
luv me rolling down a hill
'ate mutts mocking my culture
simple as

>>14726391
my sides

>>14725313
kek

>>14731120
thats the fun bit