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>chop onion
>fall asleep
>wake up with sore eyes and a headache
Why does such a based vegetable have to be so hostile?

>> No.14725326
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14725326

sharpen your knife. it's not a meme.

>> No.14725341

If you chop more onions on the regular you'll develop a tolerance and stop being a pansy.

>> No.14725354
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>>14725341
Bullshit. I chop them nearly everyday and fuck your pseudo-macho crap too. No one likes a headache

>> No.14725368

>>14725354
I chop a few every week and this shit never happens to me. Toughen up, Susie. And stop crying so damn much.

>> No.14725438
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>>14725368
Yeah it's because you're a big boy, anon. Not because of sharper blade/genes.

>> No.14725490

>>14725321
Fucking soft cunt

>> No.14725500

>>14725438
Are you trying to insult me by calling me genetically superior to you? God damn, think before posting.

>> No.14725506
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>incapacitated by a fucking root vegetable

>> No.14725554

>>14725321
Wash your hands after chopping onion jesus

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>>14725500
I'm saying our genes may differ in a way that affects our receptiveness to onions. Other than that, no, I'm not saying that because you're clearly a knuckle dragger.

>> No.14726616

If you're randomly passing out in the kitchen then you've got bigger problems.

>> No.14726627

>>14726616
There's a few missing steps. I fell sleep because I was drinking but onions often have that effect on me.

>> No.14726630

>>14726627
You drank until you passed out and then blamed the headache on onions?

>> No.14726632

>>14726616
>he doesn't pass out when waiting for the dish to be ready
have fun wasting time sleeping

>> No.14726646

>>14725321
Chewing gum while cutting onions reduces eye irritation

>> No.14726647

>>14726605
>explains how I'm genetically superior to you
>refutes own claim in the next sentence
Read. A. Book.

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>>14726647
>thinks being less receptiveness to onions is an intellectual trait
Lol you just proved my point.

>> No.14726684

>>14726630
I had sore eyes too and it's not the first time onions have given me a headache.