/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no because people have different tastes

>>14717569
Depends on how many people voted.
I'd put Cornish pasty and black pudding in top tier at least.

>bong food is boring
>the more interesting the bong food, the less popular it is
Checks out.

>>14717569
>Black pudding
>beef welly
>mother fucking chicken tikka
>NOT all god tier
Unbelievable. The only good things to come from that shit place.

>>14717569
>a bacon sandwich

Damn anazing

>>14717681
Pasties are good too

>>14717569
>it's all just meat and dough
do bongs really?

>>14717726
It's a no vegetal board, vegetal cuck

>>14717726
British people can't cook vegetables.

>>14717569
I dissagree with the placement of a good few things, but the fact I've tried everything mid tier up and only a few things below that (haggis, black pudding, steak and kidney pie) might be saying something.

Haggis does not deserve to be crap tier, that should be mid minimum.

>>14717569
kippers are based af and supreme being tier

>>14717569
I'm glad seeing that nobody likes faggots.

>>14717569
>Meat
>Fired potatoes
>Bread(fried most of the time)

Ok but when do you eat vegetables, peppers? Lettuce? Onions? How are you supposed to stay healthy only on that?

>>14717874
Did you miss the literal second dish in the image

>>14717858
>Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) together with herbs for flavouring and sometimes added bread crumbs
I dunno, faggots seem pretty based

>>14717891
I identify 3 dishes and most of them are mixed with the same stuff as the others. If I were to survive for a year between dinner and lunch with a random number generator and a table composed of only those dishes to make the weekly menu I would probably die of hearth attack by the 6th month.

>>14717569
>faggots

>>14717909
yea but what a grand time you would have had

>>14717569
Bullshit Kippers are God tier or at the minimum Top Tier.

>>14717874
>Lettuce
>Having much nutritional value at all
Also, sunday roast aside because its got social and cultural value, you can't really call meat and veg a dish which would be when you'd get plenty of veg.

>>14717569

>>14717874
You do realize that people aren't only allowed to eat dishes that come from their country, right?

I've never seen so much brown food. Do bongs really?

>>14718077
Yes

>>14717569
>Steak & kidney, black pudding, kippers, liver&onions, haggis, faggots in crap tier
Absolutely shit tastelet list. I'm not even British.

>>14718090
There's a specific niche of people who do YouGOV surveys

>>14718052
they took this from you

>>14717899
Never had them but meatballs made of organ meat sound delicious.

>>14717617
>banoffee
>mid
hope they die a painful death

>>14717569
it's all tan

Why is Shepherds pie on there twice?

>>14717569
>doesn't even include sausage rolls
Bubble and squeak is God tier.

>chicken tikka masala
>classic British Food

>>14718173
The Sun never sets...

>>14718151
Shepherd's pie = minced lamb
Cottage pie = minced beef

>>14717569
>british
>chicken tikka masala
>british

sigh...

>>14718184
Invented simultaneously in Birmingham and Glasgow

>>14717576
the god and top tier is indeed correct

t. Eurolad , live in britland for a decade

>>14717569
offal is god tier

I've been living in the Devon for 2 years now and cornish pasties are great.

>>14717569
this shit looks so goddamn unhealthy

>>14717858
they probably just ranked it based on the name

the meal itself sounds pretty good

>>14718106
>>14718052
I want to go back bros.....

>>14718093
I do YouGOV surveys.

>10 mins of my time
>$20 card after a couple surveys

>>14718052
>liver sosage
based

>tikka masala
>british
England was a fucking mistake, lads

>>14718340
How many thousands couple surveys does it take?

>>14718183
No they are both beef a shepard wouldn't eat his own flock.

>>14718353
takes like 25ish surveys

I honestly do it moreso cause I like to skew data than for the actual reward. If one is going the survey route for money then it'd be more efficient to do amazon mechanical turk

>wales

>>14718052
Those are some nices prices for what looks like pretty ok sandwiches. A sandwich with filling that tastes like shit is like 2€ here.

>>14718340
Are those cards global? I'm a poor student in Europe and I'd like to make some extra money while shitposting.

>>14718052
I wish there were more accessible and cheap places like this to grab a bite for lunch. My only quick options are either bring leftovers, a protein bar, or getting crap fast food near my work

>>14717569
>Two slices of bacon and two slices of white bread
>GOD TIER

Yea thats a reddit for me

>>14717569
Reminder brits have shit taste in meals
Taste in tea is just fantastically flawed beyond belief just the same

>>14717569
Top tier and god tier are all good

Mid tier is all pretty bad to disgusting though, never had the rarebit thing though or toad in a hole.

Black pudding and beef wellington are underrated here though.

>>14718052
Depression

>>14717569
>beef wellington
>low tier

Opinion disregarded

love me wife
love ingerland
love pints
love me chippy
love Norf FC

simple as

>>14717569
Toad in the hole outranks beef wellington and scotch eggs, tikka masala outranked by bangers and mash?! Listen bangers and mash would be a solid meal but the sausage you brits eat is meh at best.

Are kippers and eggs for breakfast good? Im a burger and have never had fish for breakfast.

>>14718851
these places don't exist anymore

>>14719195
Theres a place that stacks sandwiches up like that by my work in the state, only catch is all the sandwiches are on thick sliced soft pretzels.

>>14717569
How can you dislike anything above the crap tier? How do only 60-69% of people like Welsh rarebit when it's literally cheese on toast? Why is beef Wellington so controversial when a Sunday roast isn't?

Nice, a yougov thread

>>14717569
Cornish pasty looks no different than an empanada

>>14717569
laver is crap, but otherwise that crap tier is buillshit

>>14717569
the taste profile of a 12 year old
fits perfectly here

>>14717569
What does laver bread taste like because it looks good

>>14718183
I've grown up having beef based and having it refered to as shephards pie, this makes sense though.
>>14718356
Why do you think he's raising them?

>>14717569
>it's all meat and bread
wowzers

>>14717569

>>14717569
Is it the kid menu at some novelty restaurant?

>>14717858
Nobody here has tried them.
Homemade faggots are awesome, the shop bought ones not so much.

>>14719849
To sell

>>14717874
>Sunday roast
>shepherds pie
>cottage pie
>bubble and squeak
>Lancashire hot pot
>ploughman’s lunch
All of these contain vegetables.
Retard.

>>14717569
Liver and onions, haggis, black pudding, and kippers are all great.


Also, beef wellington should be top of the list.

Sausage roll?

>>14717617
>spotted dick
Sounds like a STD
Also, where's the stargazy pie?

>>14718052

How old is this? Those prices seem dirt cheap, even for piled-up sandwiches.

>>14721191
>Where’s the stargazy pie
It’s a Cornish dish. We’re an independent nation.

>>14717617
Am I the only one who doesn't like scones?

I've had some wonderful mince pies, I'd put it top of the list.

>>14721196
Dog bless the queen, mate

>>14721205
Heard she's a shagger

>>14718851
>>14721194
>Over 10 pounds for a sandwich
How is it cheap

>>14721194
1972.
>>14721610
p means pence, 100p = £1

>>14717617
SPOTED DICK!
HAHAHAHA BRITS WHAT WERE YOU THINKINGG!!//?

>>14717617
Deep fried mars bars are the fucking shit. Unwashed masses voting like garbage as always.

>>14717569
>Faggots
Um...?

>>14722113
It gets better.

>>14722120
>>14722113
Shouldn't this thing have been re-named like 6 years ago?

>>14722133
Yes, it's very fun to larp as SJW's, but you're fooling real mentally ill idiots into thinking this is a safe space for them.

>>14722120
All vegans are faggots so this makes sense.

>>14722133
Just because britts use some words differently to you doesn't mean they should accommodate to you or some SJW homos.

Laver bread tastes like slightly salty green mush with a hint ozone and herbaceousness. Unfortunately they have illustrated it with oatcakes which you can serve it on.

It's boiled shredded seaweed.

>>14717569
Oddly enough, the entire "god tier" belongs below mid tier.

>>14717569
>Masala sauce
>Brit
India is not the colony of bongs anymore.

>>14718339
Vote brexit. again....

>>14717569
beef wellington...

>>14717569
honestly all that looks terrible

>>14721610
based zoomer

>>14718336
You know what they say, you are what you eat.

>>14721610
I was about to ask this
>>14721926
Thanks mate, this is fucking nuts and I'm now totally on board

>>14717726
yea
fuckin tasty

>>14718052
why is this image so lovely?

>>14718184
indian spices cooked to the british palate

>>14718173
I know for a fact that Tikka Masala isn't authentic British food because it tastes pretty good.

>>14717569
>>14717617
>faggots
>spotted dick
>toad in the hole
Fucking howling

>>14717569
For me it's faggots

>>14717689
Do brits really?

>>14717569
Kippers are Elder-God tier fuck you

>>14718352
>>14718184
>>14718173
>>14722620
I you go to any indian household and ask for Chicken tikka masala, they will tell you there is no such thing

>>14717569
all foods from britain are unirocinally shit tier

>>14717569
>bubble and squeak
>toad in the hole
>bangers and mash
There’s no way Britain is a real place

>>14717617
Deep fried mars bar literally is just melted chocolate nougat inside a crispy shell.
When you present the idea everybody always recoils like you've offered them a chargrilled family pet, but if you a really try it, it's very nice

>>14725730
Mars bars don't contain nougat.

>>14724807
>unirocinally
That's not actually a word, anon.

>>14725736
Yes they do.

>>14725736
There are 3 different confectionery called nougat, and what's in mars is called nougat despite not really being exactly any of those. The point about battered mars still stands.

seems like faggots should be in top tier

>>14717726
yeah mate. brits are killing themselves

>>14717569
notice how there's not a single thing on there that's actually healthy and full of carbs
also why the fuck is everything fried??? wtf

>>14726205
yooo wtf.
if both bongs and italians eat a lot of carbs then why the difference?
why are italians less obese then the others?

>>14726275
beer, shitty fast food takeaway

>>14726275
italians actually eat vegetables, and probably more seafood and other protein than just carbs.
also if that Norf FC meme is any truth, bongs only participate in sports vicariously.

>>14726205
honestly even 20% is too much

>>14717569
>>14717617
where's the toast sandwich

>>14717569
Kippers are insanely good. Shit bait image

>>14726362
it's a herring right? fucking delicious in every cousine

>>14726440
*cuisine

>>14718184
Invented in britain

>>14718116
They're basically absurdly meaty in flavor and great with gravy.

>>14717569
I try to say this every time this comes up, but the rating system they used for this is utter trash.
>https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/hw3eii85g0/YouGov%20-%20British%20cuisine.pdf

Only responses of "Like a little" or "Like a Lot" were tallied here. Despite what the chart says, responses of "Never Tried It", "Don't Know/Can't Recall", and "Neither like nor dislike" were all counted as negative opinions. Some dishes in the bottom tier like faggots or haggis had "Never Tried It" responses of over 25%. Jellied eels had a whopping 46% of "Never Tried It" responses, topped by laverbread with 52% of respondents having never tried it. As you can imagine, this kind of rating system skews the results HEAVILY against regional dishes or things that aren't sold in every pub or restaurant.

It's a fucking trash chart is what it is. Stop spamming it.

>>14717617
>Christmas pudding
>Low tier
These guys are trolling, I'm out, opinions invalid