/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The Tillamook aged reserve white that I think comes in black packaging I can eat by itself, but pepperjack and lesser cheeses are for sandwiches and quesadillas and such.

>>14706987
8oz of cheese at once is quite a bit. You shouldn't just take bites out of cheese unless you're eating all of it.

>>14706987
You're a savage. Slice it up and put it on a cracker.

Eating over 800 kcal of cheese in a sitting is an eating disorder however you do it

>>14707030
Literally this is what I do but it's never a block that size and I always finish it in one go so I don't have a block of cheese with teeth marks sitting around in the fridge. Surely not as bad right?

>>14706987
not seeing a problem with what you're doing here is the real problem. get help.

>>14707048
>not seeing a problem with what you're doing here is the real problem.
What? Am I having a fucking stroke because I have no fucking idea what you mean by this

>>14707048
Oh nevermind. I get it. Yeah I am almost sure I have an eating disorder. I will also eat an entire pic related in one sitting. Thing is I'm not even fat. You would never look at me and think I had an overeating issue.

>>14707046
a serving of cheese is an ounce. There are single servings of cheese you can buy so you don't eat 8 oz of cheese in one sitting.

>>14707053
> am i having a fucking stroke

maybe, bitch. you've been eating blocks of cheese. or a stroke of retardation, perhaps.

>>14707059
it's okay. the good thing is that you're not fat. yet. you just need to expand your horizons and find other tasty things you like. what you're doing is not just bad for your heart, body and butthole. it's also bad for your mind.

>>14707059
how old are you? You can eat like this is your teens and early twenties but after that it will certainly start to fuck with you and your weight.

>>14706987
It's fine, it just might make you constipated

>>14707134
23. My weight has definitely risen lately though. Not sure how much of that is the cheese

>>14706987
How can people eat straight cheese. Cheese is fucking disgusting, I have no idea why people love it so much.

I mean if you are alone and no-one sees what you are doing go for it, but if you have roommates cut that shit into blocks so you don't seem as such an autistic retard.

>>14707157
You probably have defective genetics.

>>14707151
When you hit 30 you have to exercise and eat clean just to not get fat as hell. Do your future self a huge favor and stop forming retarded habits like eating blocks of cheese NOW.

>>14707157
White people (aka humans) are able to digest lactose.

>>14706987
>cubes
I prefer to juliene my cheese blocks.

>>14707157
best take that back if you know what's good for ya, lad

>>14706987
it's gotta be Cougar Gold in the great state of Jefferson and Ferdinand's Creamery for ice cream.

>>14706987
Depends, I can eat lots of some cheeses. But like you need to be civilized about it and not just pig out. Don't just take the plastic off and eat it fucking whole. At least slice it and savor it.

>>14706987
It's so damn good though. I remember when I was 11, my mom went grocery shopping and bought I assume an 8 ounce block of cheese.
I ate that whole thing in one sitting, and after 2 weeks of not shitting, I finally got the urge and almost blacked-out from having to push so hard. It was great.

>>14706987
Flex on the cheeselets; make eye contact while eating your cheese bricks.

>>14707059
Eat cheese like that and you'll be one of those skinny people who have a stroke at 28 that obese whales laugh at.
If you do go all in on massive cheese consumption, choose mozz. Softer cheeses are healthier in comparison to harder aged ones.

No it's called Keto, it's all the range right now

perfectly normal

>>14706987
well they sell packs of "string" cheese for a reason, tastes good, you might look like a kid though

>>14708265
Harder cheeses tend to be higher in saturated fats.cheddar has almost 2x the saturated fat of mozz or feta or cottage cheese.

>>14707017
>counting calories
Are we in the 1940s still? You're pushing a century outdated science.

>>14707075
>everyone should eat like a little faggot
Cheese comes in 8oz packages because that's the perfect size for a snack.

>>14707134
Literally every person that says this was fat when they were young. Just a cope for them, and you, being disgusting degenerates. You can't even eat a block of cheese like a normal person.

The proper way to eat cheese is hot, never cold. Melt the block in a bowl in the oven, and then eat it with a spoon. You can even make cheese soup recipe.

>>14708364
Yeah, so? I'd rather die of a heart attack than rot away foot by foot from the beetus. Fat > Sugar

>>14708451
>>counting calories
>Are we in the 1940s still? You're pushing a century outdated science.

Fucking what? Calories are calories. There is nothing "outdated" about that. Are you some butthurt fatty?

>>14706987
There's nothing inherently wrong with eating a small block of cheese by itself.
The problem is that it's typically indicative of you being a fatass who eats too much. But if that block of tillamook pepper jack only makes up a little less than half your calories for the day, it's fine. Assuming you're not doing something like eating one block every weekday.
The other problem is that it's typically indicative of you having shit taste, because eating only half the block with 440 calories worth of crackers or bread is clearly the superior choice.

>>14707017
Nearly 50g of protein though.
switch to reduced fat and the ratio gets ridiculously good.

Cooo-stanza