/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The man said he made six gallons at a time in a big plastic water cooler jug, mixing 160-proof Devil’s Springs vodka, 151-proof Bacardi 151 rum, Amaretto, whatever sweet liqueur he had on hand and a variety of juices depending on the desired flavor, including cranberry, mango, pineapple and peach nectar.

>>14696411
Why doesn't police shoot these people? Don't Americans have police? In my country they would all be dead.

>>14696411
How much does the state make off liquor licenses? He's fucked if they find out.

>>14696420
The criminals also have guns in America.

For each $200 or $300 he spends, he said, he makes about $700 in profit.

To distinguish their drinks from others, some nutcracker sellers use various colored caps and infuse the drink with fruit or Jolly Ranchers.

>nigger makes money selling nigger juice to other niggers that complain niggers are all broke

>>14696411
Why would you just doxx yourself and reveal your criminal behaviour for YouTube views?

>>14696480
"Street smarts" rarely overlap with the ability to stay out of jail.

I'd drink nail polish remover before paying for a nog's bootleg bug juice.

>>14696411
>because what I want to be doing in the streets is drinking in public.
and people say there aren't ways to measure intelligence.

Reminds me of college. l would literally make cocktails 5 gallons at a shot and set them up in water coolers for big parties. Long lsland and Jungle Juice were the popular ones.
l was never degenerate enough to sell them on the streets though. You have to live in a real ghetto place to get away with that. lf you try that in any white neighborhood there would be police on you in an instant. Even little children get investigated by cops for selling lemonade.

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>>14696777
>aw yeeeh, gotta make sure I fondle all thems fruits

>>14696473
Is this guy the new Ainsley or what?

>>14696777
checked and why can't he realize that pushing the fruit slices down the handle hole will drop the pieces through? kek

>Buying grain alcohol with juice from some random nigger on the street
Are New Yorkers really that dumb/lazy?

Isnt he in trouble now?

Vodka
Tequila
Coffee liqueur
Milk
Cola

>>14696802
did the nog rape somebody?

>>14696821
>that Ainsley smile at the end
He won me over but his work is still of the niggernomicon.

>>14696777
why buy fifths? is it just for show? surely handles would be more cost efficient

>>14696821
Never understood cocktails. Just slam a bottle like every other man does. Drink some juice afterwards if you need to.

>>14696861

>>14696930
>Israeli
I was expecting some "SUBVERT A HOST NATION" liquor.

>>14696964
He is a Negromancer of the highest order indeed!

>>14696476
Yeah pretty much. Also no liquor license.

>>14696802
>>14696831
has a GoFundMe
>"I am raising 1 million dollars to ensure we enter the market properly and become a leader in the Global RTD (Ready to drink) market. I will need funds to get the proper licenses, trademarks, flavor formulas, manufacturing, distribution ; "

>>14696411
I wonder what all the soibois crying about people not wearing masks / not following the arrows on the floor at the store would have to say about this shit. Or maybe I'm wrong and the alcohol kills the coronavirus?

>>14696964
This is the niggerest thing I've ever seen

>>14696420
As far as "illicit substances" go, the police are worried more about shit like crack or cocaine than a guy mixing up some alcohol and selling it without a license.

>>14697008

>>14697020
I'm convinced he's Ainsley's drunk of a cousin.

>>14696791

this guy is going to go on shark tank and damon is going to make him an offer
>I started selling fubu on the streets just like you did

>>14697193
>all this work and wasted food for like 1/5th of a shot per slice.

>>14697260

>when salty ass wypipo boycott something because of skin color

thanks for making it easier for my pasty ass to get a foot in the door, retards

>>14697270
I don't mind this one because the bartender isn't throwing out half of the super sugar food. The apple one she tossed so much out for a dumb shit tier fireball 1/5th shot.

>>14697274
>>14697286
Nevermind, I'm back to being mad. Why can't you fuckers just handle a shot. Why do you need this faggot shit. Can't handle a burn for 5 seconds? Maybe hitler was right.

>>14697286

>>14697295

>>14697298
Drunk Black man is alright because he's trying to get people fucked up.

>>14697302
Just stop posting this reddit/youtube shit already. I'd rather have the black's jungle juice than this cringe shit. Literally it's like some drunk aunt who took a quick baking lesson figured she could fit her vice into "cute and quirky" cringe. Yes, I'm drunk right now because of this shit you post. You literally bring down the board when you post this. No one wants a fucking cupcake shot that took an hour to make, they want a beer or jagerbomb. Fuck off you piece of shit and stop posting this iFunny tier "I'M SO QUIRKY LMAO XDDDDD LOOK AT WHAT I MADE" shit.

I'm mad. and you are ruining my buzz (750ml slammed at the moment) with it. Jesus, you just finding this shit and posting it makes me wonder if you like to take a semi whiskey dick chub up the ass. You need to watch out, because if I find you in a bar making this shit I'll personally make you chug everclear until you wake up 2 days later with a sore bussy.

God damn I thought I'd find good shit on here but it's cringe pickling and "LOOK AT THIS SHOT" and "TACO BELL RIP" threads. I'm fucking mad and you are only fueling my fury. I need to drink more to pass out from the shit you post. You should be ashamed. Not even pickling anon was this bad.

I might literally hate you. I give you kudos for that because I don't hate people but you post the worst shit on this site. board. Not even /mlp/ can top you.

>>14697332
You effortpost a lot, man. Is everything alright at home? Or are you just looking for that stream of wacky reaction image replies like you used to get?

>>14697332

>>14697341
>Is everything alright at home?
Parents died in a wreck recently and I'd rather lash out on anons than people I know. I've been drinking a lot and been really angry at myself...

I've been trying to cook mom's recipes and they just don't come out right like she used to do. And I don't know what I'm fucking up.

I don't know what to do because I have these wills and shit to deal with.

>>14697302
I'm sorry. I'm just filled with hate and regret the past month.

I just miss them, bros. I'm sorry again.

>>14697352

>VICE
no. They just do puff pieces on degenerates, I wouldn't trust anything they say.
That's $650 profit a day.
To get that he would have had to have sold $1300 at 200%
More reasonable is $750 take at 650%, and if his price point is $5 that 150 drink a day
Then consider that he's paying himself a salary, and taking the owners cut- so the business itself wouldn't be doing so well.
Then consider the labor involved.
Then take off that running costs like transport, Ice, stock loss and bribes- mostly bribes.

I ran several underground bars and yea you can make a lot of money very quickly, but without a premises your selling environment isn't your own.
You can't open whenever you want, sometimes you can't open at all- you've got costs making yourself welcome, paying the right people.
Most people are only impressed by the money because they don't understand what it is to have a business

>>14696912
>thinks garbage joke shots are legit drinks

>>14697142
Kek

>>14696964
1. This doesn't work
2. Even if it did, he just spent like $80 to make a single watermelon alcoholic

>>14696411
How does he advertise his illegal liquor business shit on Vice without getting fucked to death by the taxman? 20k a month off of alcohol is a lot of unpaid taxes.

>>14696777
how is this revolutionary at all? this is just the shit we would call Jungle Juice in college. It was for all the women to drink so they'd get fucked up quicker .

Remember a year or so ago when every alcohol thread was deleted? What the fuck was that about?

>>14697020
if that drill hits his glove he's fucked

>>14696476
>if you are poor you arent allowed to drink alcohol

>>14698937
2 things
1. this isnt the guy selling the drinks, just some faggot youtuber
2. business doesnt have to be revolutionary, yeah you did some bullshit in college, but did you make 20k a month off it? no

>>14699933
Checked and alcohol is a luxury item not a necessity, of course the poor shouldn’t be wasting precious funds on getting drunk stupid.

I would rather butt chug hand sanitizer than financially support the black community.

>>14700165
Yeah how dare the poor use alcohol to cope with the stresses of being poor.
They should just take prescription medicine that makes you a zombie and has millions of side effects!

>>14700219

The poor cant afford decent alcohol so I doubt theyd be able to pay for Xanax even if they did go to a doctor.

>>14700235
>What is medi-care.
Also, aside from weed, alcohol isn't all that bad for you, you can live as an alcoholic for a long time, not so as a meth addict.
Humans have been drinking it forever, so our bodies are better at processing it.

>>14696411
i'm sure he is licensed and pays taxes to the City of New York. can't wait for the follow up when this guy gets a dilated asshole, courtesy of Mayor DeBlasio

>>14699933
>let me buy this nigger juice at an upcharge instead of just buying a handle of vodka like a normal person
Dumbass

>>14696476
A lot of the buyers in the video appear to be whites who wish they were negroes.
They probably think they are "with it" when they buy boose "from the streets" like that.
I wish the guy selling that stuff all the best but I'm amazed that people are lazy and retarded enough to buy his product.

>>14700333
I’d buy some If I ran across it while visiting NYC, it would be fun like being in a zoo.

>>14697370
Can I tip her in ass pennies?

>>14697352
Sending my thoughts to you anon. I'm not going through anything that tough.

>>14700265
You haven't seen the effects of long-term alcoholism. but clearly you're a moron so I'm surprised you even know what it is, if you're defending a nigger selling jungle juice on the street as some sort of public service.
Booze is already cheap as fuck compared to literally any other drug.

Good for him

>>14696922
>Never understood cocktails. Just slam a bottle like every other man does. Drink some juice afterwards if you need to.