/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14691356
so?

>>14691356
That doesn't seem like the sort of thing an alcoholic would do, so your image is inappropriate.

What'd you get? In b4 20 cases of dekuyper watermelon schnapps.

>>14691356
I was going to order deliver from a local store last night but realized I would pay more for delivery than for booze. Instead, I took the worst bus ride of my life (withdrawal shakes) to buy two handles of vodka that cost me $24.99. Feel better now.

>>14691414
First I was shopping for some ingredients to make aged eggnog (planning on making a few different recipes and comparing them):
>Bourbon (Benchmark + Evan Williams BiB)
>Brandy (Lustau Solera Reserva)
>Rum (Hamilton Jamaican Pot Still Black)
>Sherry (Lustau Amontillado Los Arcos)
>Rye (Rittenhouse)
>Cognac (Pierre Ferrand Ambre)

Then that turned into restocking a bar and picking up stuff I wanteed to try
>Tequila (Arette Blanco)
>Vodka (Wodka Poland Select)
>Aquavit (Aalborg Jubilaeums)
>Cachaça (Novo Fogo gold)
>White Rum (store brand)
>Gin (The Street Pumas + Aviation)
>Chartreuse verte
>Bénédictine
>Crème de violette (Giffard)
>Crème de cassis (Lejay)
>Crème de cacao (Tempus Fugit)
>Bitters (The Bitter Truth Jerry Thomas' + Orange)
>Maraschino (Luxardo)
>Triple-sec (Cointreau)
>Americano (Cocchi)
>Aperitivo (Cappelletti)
>Sweet Vermouth (Boissière)
>Dry Vermouth (Routin)

Then I went and ordered a coupe and old fashioned glasses and some vacu vin stoppers and a citrus juicer

>>14691356
Do you really consider $800 a lot of money to you? That's sad. Being poor must suck.

>>14691488
Your top shelf isn't bad, but your bottom shelf is shit. You didn't order good stuff, just a lot of stuff.

>>14691356
Cancel your order fren, get a chalice and ruby port wine instead.
All I do now is drink ruby port from my chalice and hallucinate about archbishop Vigano becoming pope and calling for a crusade, but im simple that way.

>>14691576
I like your hallucinations. I could go with Sarah, too.

>>14691579
Cardinal Sarah is good to, the hallucinations hit different with a chalice full of ruby port in one hand and a grilled chicken quarter drumstick in the other.

>>14691564
Not sure what you're referring to, I picked pretty standard entry level stuff and most of it is for mixing.

>>14691443
I hope things get better for you anon

>>14691488
Based impulsive anon

>>14691488
Glorious digits

You are a marketer's wet dream, the guy who goes into a shop, panics and buys everything he can think of

>>14691730
I guess I sort of believe this.

https://youtu.be/o2V7oQBGOfc

One week sober here feels good man

One good dram is better than 50 different varieties of meh. Saves you money from not messing with cocktails, which miss the mark pretty often.

>>14691488