/ck/ - Food & Cooking

anyone else ever save their beet juice to make pickled eggs? love that shit on a salad or with breakfast

>>14686604
I do, whenever I can muster enough self-control to not chug the juice right from the jar

>>14686625
do you see extra colours when you drink that much that quickly

based

>>14686590
I do not eat beets or any other vegan crap because I am not a liberal soybug who donated daddy's money to the democraps and their relentless attacks on the family unit. Two genders: man, wife. Two foods: steak, whisky. If this triggers you then you can go back to the Venezuela and hang out with Ho Chi Minh like Hano Jane, snowflake.

>>14687409
>gender
>wife

>>14687409
>>14687416
It's spam. He's doing a schizo third-worlder thing.

>>14686590
i only ever make bieten stampot.

onion beets apple for the mixture.
cooked potatos and some beatballs with the sju it makes.

Pickled beets with pyttipanna/eggs

>>14687409
>oo, look, my ashtray is a rectangle!

>>14686590
Fucking love a good beetroot salad.

golden beets

I always love the sensation of slipping the skin off a roasted beetroot still warm from the oven. This is not a sexual thing.

>>14688522
That's because Americans don't know what it's like to slip the skin back.

Harvard Beets are best beets.

>>14687409
>forgetting about le epic bacon
4/10 bait

>>14688536
Btfo

Why the fuck don't you foreign cunts put them on burgers?
Fucking match made in heaven.

>>14687372
Noice!

>>14689660
This
At the very least, my burgers have a fried egg and two slices of beetroot.

>>14686604
These would be good for deviled eggs served to gay people.

Can beets be eaten raw?

>>14690107
You can eat anything once.

Beets do benefit from the tenderization that cooking provides, much as a rutabaga or potatoe does.

>>14686604
Love using the beet juice for colouring.
You can add some to the water when boiling potatoes too. Works best if they're peeled first obviously.
Beets really don't get as much love as they deserve. They have such a nice blend of sweetness and earthiness.

>>14688522
I always blanch them. Might give the oven a try next time.

>>14686590
>Daily reminder that if you dislike beets, you're a toddler with no tastebuds.
>>14686590
Well, I can't say I dislike it, but I sure as fuck would not bother cooking with it. Sure, if they are being served at a friend's house or at a restaurant, I will eat it, but I just don't like it enough to actually buy them at the grocery store to use in a recipe. In fact, I don't think I know what I could do with it other than simply boiling and cutting into pieces to be eaten like a salad.

>>14690226
>don't think I know what I could do
Like you wouldn't shred, blanch, and hashpurple them

>>14688536
Americans have their skins removed after birth

>>14686590
beets don't really taste like anything though

>>14688701
underrated

They're amazing on burgers/sandwiches. Only problem is when they slip out and wreck my nice shirts.

>>14690205
Oven works very well. Peel, rough dice, salt plus olive oil and dill. Bake at 350 for 45 minutes. The pieces shrink up and get this awesome tasty crust.

>>14686590
>Daily reminder that if you dislike beets, you're a toddler with no tastebuds.
that's actually funny, i used to love beets when i was young (3-6) but as i grew up i started losing interest in this mediocare root

>>14690335
>Like you wouldn't shred, blanch, and hashpurple them
Im a foreigner, I have no actual idea what you just said.

dude, beets are fucking amazing. They are good alone, or on anything else. Only issue is that they ruin my clothes, furniture and other things. More of a non-issue, though.

>>14686590
quite the opposite, it's because I have taste buds that beets taste like dirt.

Borscht is really good.

>>14690574
To get the skin though you need to just top and tail them and wrap them in alfoil and roast them.

>>14691659
You can, but I just peel them with a paring knife.

>tfw no costco membership
I miss these beets lads

Beetroot relish, when made right, is really nice

I like boiled beets chopped up with vinegar salt and olive oil
People who grate raw beets for salad are fucking maniacs though

Roasted with goat cheese

>>14688136
Do you shit gold after eating these?

>>14686590
Drinking pickled beet juice is one of the best things in the world.

>>14690773
Steps for making hashbrown potatoes.
Only purple, because beetroot.

>Have beetroot with dinner
>No it's going to give me a tinted deuce in the morning
>Take morning deuce and see the tinted colon root
>Forgotten I had beetroot the night before and think I have anal cancer
>Think back to last nights dinner and stop worrying
It's a thrill to be honest and I enjoy it. Makes a nice deuce too.

>>14687480
Do you boil onion, apple, beetroot, and potatoes together then mash and top with bacon?

>>14686590
>*ruins your shirt*
Every damn time. Still love em

>>14691397
doesn't get more slav than this.
I hate the borscht my mom makes though

>>14693406
boil potatos separate and cook the onion, aple and biet.

>>14692136
roasted, in a risotto with goat's cheese

>>14693798
So boil potatoes and fry onion, beetroot and apple. Then add them all together and mash them? I want to make this. Probably have it with a pork shoulder chop and some cabbage.

>>14686590
No.1 vegetable bar none

I've made this beat and the *CLING* noise is actually a wine glass I sampled myself while I was drinking
https://vocaroo.com/12TbPMW0JCvb

>>14691397
Sorry about that Parkinson bro, stay strong

>>14688136
fuck yeah, these are the über-beets

>>14688536
“it’s got no face, no personality”

>>14686590
>eat beets
>start pissing blood
fuck dat

>>14693871
Mate you should see what comes out the barn door.

Beets are insanely delicious. I like having them roasted with pistachios and a balsamic vinegrette. But they do taste like dirt. Delicious, sweet and earthy, but definitely a bit like dirt.

You guys ever put beets in your milk to make it fun?

The color that dyes everything, EVERYTHING. My mom made a dish with this one day, and I had some lack of fiber in my diet while in college. I come back home, eat this, take a dump the next day. Lot's of straining where I felt my bowels were dying from overuse, i look to see what the hell could have torn me a new asshole and I see that dark red stool. I fucking panic and think holy shit, i'm bleeding eternally and I have to go to the hospital, then I remember the beets. fuck you, almost gave me a heart attack.

>>14686604
You just brought up some bad memories. My mother used to buy these pieces of shit from the store along with pickled beets, and I thought I hated beets because of this.

tastes like mud.

>>14693959
>a bit like dirt
A BIT? they taste exactly like dirt. you must have no sense of taste or smell.

>Find beet in pantry

TIME TO MAKE SHUUUUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Without doubt one of the tastiest dishes I use beets in.

The AMAZING Bobinski approves this thread.

>>14686590
Local beet sandwich is better than most meat sandwiches at local sandwich place.

Also their sandwiches have been sucking a little since corona I suspect. They seem smaller and shoddier nowadays...

>>14696274
Those sandwiches look amazing. Shame that they're in Arizona tho.
Restaurant fare in general has taken a nosedive in quality since COVID hit.

>>14688701
that's a face begging for a beeting

>>14696468
took me a few hours to get it.

>>14697535
explain to me?

>>14697550
It’s in reference to the anemic pallor of her skin. She lacks the iron, minerals and essential vitamins that beets provide. She needs to eat more beets, hence the slang term “needs a beeting”.

>>14697570
Thank you mister.

>>14696011
if it doesn't take up at least a full baking sheet, can you really call it a шyбa?

>>14686590
shred boiled beets, add garlic and a little bit of mayo

>>14687777
Nice quads the beet god has touched you.

I always loved beets but can't take out of my mind that for me they taste like corn too (idk why) but that's what made me eat them as a child. Also is always fun to hear someone pissing red/pink because they eat a lot of it and didn't know that it stain your pee