/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I am sorry you either

>drink
>smoke
>eat ass
>shit tastes

if you think rice taste like cardboard

>>14676372
yeah

rice makes you gay if you do not eat a healthy portion of meat with it. that is why asians hate women so much.

it also make women crave cock so that only fuels the gay asian hate for women.

>>14676358
I'm not asian but I eat rice everyday, ironically enough I am fat and rice isn't a fat people food

Rice is delicious

>>14676443
are you gay?

>>14676443
You think that sumo wrestlers don't eat rice?
With a big enough spoon, all food is fat people food.

>>14676443
>rice isn't a fat people food
That's because polished white rice is such a nutritional void that it usually causes widespread malnutrition (particularly beriberi) due to overreliance and a lack of diet variation. As long as you get your vitamins elsewhere, you can crunch those empty carbs into body fat.

>>14676372
nigga if you cook it like BBC told you to cook then ofc it'll taste like cardboard. Get a fucking rice cooker, 1 rice 0.7 water and set it to cook. There, enjoy your dinner.

>>14676358
Add rice vinegar and sesame oil

Thats because plain rice IS fucking boring, it's meant to carry other flavors, even just rice vinegar and furikake make it taste good, never mind a thai curry or a paella.

>>14676358
Rice is amazing if you eat it with some kind of stew or a curry

>>14676358
rice is there as a sauce absorber

>>14676358
rice is the best side dish in the world, i'll never buy a potato in my life, and i'm Norwegian so i'm a cultural outcast, then again i drown my rice in so much soy sauce that i'd be a cultural outcast in asia as well

People who don't often eat rice often aren't aware how to cook it and often buy very poor quality rice.

In Iran and East India they have beautiful rice varieties, the best red rice they often keep for themselves, broken red rice makes very interesting beer.
Iranian long rice I think is serves cold in green salad, Thais have a good short grain glutinous rice that it often steamed

>>14677038
>drown my rice in so much soy sauce that i'd be a cultural outcast in asia as well
You deserve a beer.

>>14676358
Enjoy your arsenic anon

>>14676358
By that logic
>italians make it out to be the best thing ever
>literally tastes like flour and oil

Fucking love rice. I prefer short grain, so it's nice and sticky. Never was a fan of the long grain shit, or jasmine, or basmati or wild rice. Short white grains all the way.

>>14676358
Rice absorbs the flavor of what it’s cooked in. So if you use just plain water it’s going to taste plain. Try chicken broth.

>>14676399
>rice makes you gay if you do not eat a healthy portion of meat with it.
>it also make women crave cock
Sounds like the perfect food for Americans and other people able to cram beef into every meal. I can't imagine being filtered by such a grain.

>>14676358
rice is shit
eat buckwheat

>>14678262
>Kasha
Juden detected

>>14677650
Personally i put a tsp of soy sauce and a tsp of yuzu in my rice

>>14676358
Use Japonica rice
Wash rice first
Soak for an hour
Add small sheet of Kombu while cooking
Add some sugar while cooking

>>14678262
This, but needs to be in the form of Soba

>>14676358
Filipino here, ate rice everyday for 20 years. Rice is overrated and is disgusting on its own. It's literally just filler for smaller meals like fish or meat.

>>14676372
Fuck you, ass tastes amazing.

>>14677626
They don't eat it bland

>>14677038
In Japan they put kewpie mayo on rice, but thick ass layers that I assume is a gaijin filter, fucking nips. Nothing wrong with soy sauce

>>14676358
It's meant to compliment dishes, it's a vehicle. People don't just ate plain fucking noodles. Though I rather eat straight plain rice then noodles if it's cooked correctly. Most cumskins fuck it up though.

>>14676372
he's probably eating insteant rice
that shit legit tastes like the box it's stored in

>>14676358
White rice tastes sweet to me, and it's not satiating. It's junk food.

i mean, you fuckin salt and pepper the damn thing. i hope you're not just eating rice as is

>>14676358
I love rice.

It's one of my favorite foods.

I could eat it cooked with just water, without any salt.

I just love rice SO MUCH.

>>14676358
>>14679586
>>14678924
Americans

Superior tasting rice coming through

>>14676358
i always put sugar in my white rice and nothing else. if you think it sucks then you are a nigger

>>14679995
wild rice is actually a type of grass.

>>14676358
I really like eating it seasoned like you would use it for sushi. Salt, sugar, rice vinegar.

>>14676358

PLAIN RICE
ISN'T NICE

>>14676372
But rice doesn't have flavor on its own. It just absorbs whatever meat/sauce/veggie flavor you pair along with it.

>>14679995
I've tried this so many times because the prairie-coons I've run across always insist I've just had it wrong.
Still don't care for it.

>>14679945
you dont salt your rice

>>14676372
If eating ass makes my pipi hard, it must be right

Instant rice is honestly and abomination. Get a rice cooker and a bag of jasmine.

>>14680004
>i always put sugar in my white rice and nothing else

>>14676358
Man if you use a decent rice and you cook it properly, it's gonna taste pretty good even on its own. Of course it doesn't compare. by itself, to an actual complete dish.

But if you're hungry and you're handed a steaming bowl of perfectly cooked, fresh-smelling rice, that shit will go down sweet and fragrant. Not to mention what sesame seeds, soy sauce, lard, or toasted sesame oil would do to enhance the flavor.

Like other anons are saying, it's eaten with other stuff. But if you're tasting cardboard and water, you're doing it wrong, using bad rice, too used to processed-food-tier seasoning, or expecting too much from a basic ingredient.

It's not Japanese rice.
Each person has his own taste. Of course, some people find Japanese rice to be unpleasant.
However, in the photographs of rice from other countries, the fact that Japanese rice is bad is an unfair evaluation.

>>14676358
have you tried putting egg yolk in it? the rice cooks the egg

>>14680050
same with white rice

>>14679995
I've always liked the texture of wild rice. I don't think it tastes any better and it's also not as good at absorbing flavors