/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14673259
>Triple double crunchwrap
>Buffalo nacho fries
>Buffalo nacho burrito
>Toasted cheddar chalupa
Holy FUCK were all of these good. I probably gained a few pounds every time they sold one of the above.

Whatever TB anon is currently eating.

Five Layer Burrito
Quesaritto
Sausage Breakfast Crunch Wrap

>>14673268
My favorite thing is still on the menu - 12 pack of Cinnabon delights. Made fresh. With a quart of whole milk

I do miss when TB used to have black olives though. The enchirito with olives was slammin

>>14673259
CRUNCHWRAP
SUPREEEEEEEEEEEMMMME

The buffalo chicken nacho fry burrito from earlier this year.
The goddamn best item Teebz released in years. I fucking miss it so much.

I miss this lil nigga like you wont believe

>>14673259
Bacon cheeseburger grilled stuffed burrito

>>14673561

This right here. Also the zesty chicken border bowl. Circa 2000 I believe.

>>14673624

***OFFICIAL TIER RANKING COMING THROUGH***

GOD TIER
>volcano menu

TOP TIER
>baja blast
>cheesy gordita crunch
>quesarito
>smothered burrito
>double stacked tacos

HIGH TIER
>nacho fries and their variations
>5 layer burrito
>fiery doritos locos tacos
>spicy potato taco

MID TIER
>doritos locos tacos
>grillers
>double decker taco
>mexican pizza
>chalupas

LOW TIER
>regular tacos
>cool ranch doritos tacos
>crunchwraps
>burrito supreme
>double chalupa
>quesadillas
>any kind of nachos
>XXL burrito

SHIT TIER
>those shitty ass cinnamon things
>cheesy roll up
>those dumb rolled chicken taquito things

>>14673259
i still miss it

>>14673826
You are right about the Volcano Menu. I don't need to read the rest.

>>14673259
I hate this fucking chain because they release amazing products and discontinue them 3 months later.

Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Chalupa
Gordita
Steak or chicken quesadilla
Enchirito
Crunchy taco
Soft taco
Bean burrito

I like to keep it simple

>>14673993
It’s more of a fast food subscription service than an actual restaurant.

>>14674018
Also before they invented the cheesy Gordita crunch I used to be a big fan of the double decker taco. I ate a lot of the grilled stuft burritos growing up, but don’t remember liking them that much.

>>14674021
fucking this
god damn greedy tacokikes and their delicious artery clogging gold

>>14673259
>Loaded potato grillers
>Nacho fries
>chicken chip nachos
>chalupa
>baja blast

nasty dirt food
msg flavor dirt

>>14674365
show feet

>>14673826
based

>>14673259
They had that thing where the chicken was the shell and it came with a taco and a doritos loco taco for the five dollar box and I would empty all the lettuce from the chicken shell and fill it with the meat and cheese of the two tacos.

Will the taco jews ever bring it back?

>>14673826
The only thing I disagree with are the taquitos, I'd say they're at least mid but I'll suffer shitty taquitos just to have taquitos
Either way, this list is scarily accurate.

>Tfw now instead of new items each month, we just permanently lose half the menu and get the nacho box again

Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Five Layer Burrito
Beefy Nacho Griller

>>14673259

>>14673288
those are so fucking good tastes just like fair food

>>14673259
Bean burrito with no onions. No reason to order anything else.

>>14674767
weren't those at subway at one point?

>>14673259
Burrito supreme

>>14674956
I think so, but I don't remember when.

>>14675032
literally the worst item on the menu

>>14675047
You’ve clearly never had one. It’s delicious and the best item on the menu

>>14675057
>not grilled
>no sauces of any kind
>BIG SLOPPA mess
no thanks

>>14673259
Crunch wrap with naked chicken chalupa fried chicken disk in it.

>>14673259
Their menu is complicated as fuck and I don’t understand all these new fangled items. I usually just get a crunchy taco, soft taco supreme or a burrito supreme. Keep it simple with something I’m familiar with.

>>14675156
>posting the old menu
oh the nostalgia
but lucky for you they recently "simplified" the menu to appease old boomer faggots like you
enjoy

>>14675156
>$2 meal deals
>volcano menu
this was peak taco bell

>>14673624
THIS

>>14673259
What’s the last item in this commercial? That’s what I want. It looks pretty good and it also looks like it would be filling
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFVucP_nXg

>>14673259
Volcano taco

>>14675199
Enchirito
It was a pretty based item that of course isn't on the menu anymore. They brought it back sorta as the smothered burrito recently but it is also gone now.

>>14675156
>$1 5 layer burrito
God I wish

>>14675163
The new menue is utter shit

>>14675199
That was an Enchirito. That was my all time favorite food. It's no longer on the menu. I keep a picture of Enchiritos in my office window to remind me of the good old days. You can sign this petition to bring the Enchirito back. https://www.change.org/p/taco-bell-corporate-bring-back-taco-bell-s-enchirito

TRIPLE
STEAK
STACK

>>14675059
>>no sauces of any kind
Here is some sauce that I think you would like

>>14673259
this right here was taco bells GOAT
good days, grabbing a volcano box and playing call of duty all day

The Toasted Cheesy Chalupa just launched in Canada. Should I try it bros?

>>14673826
Nacho fries are not good

>>14673826
>XXL burrito
>low tier
kys

>volcano menu
>god tier
now I know you're trolling.

>>14675156
fuck you faggot, you're the reason they had to get rid of a bunch of their best options like the grilled stuft burrito to "streamline" their menu. fuck yourself. if you can't figure out a menu in 30s you're a geriatric nigger who deserves to be executed behind a big 5 sporting goods.

>>14675868
so they're nacho first choice?

>>14675912
i'll give you that one carlos

>>14675558
The one we had here was pretty good but its probably like 1100 calories

whatever the fuck is on there because it is the same shit over and over again.
tortilla
beef
cheese
sour cream
tomatoes
lettuce

Who gives a fuck. order, eat, and leave

>>14673826

Baja blast tastes like air freshener

>>14674928
We can only hope. They might start selling good stuff again.

Grilled cheese beef burrito

I really liked baja chicken chalupas.

Cheesy Gordita Crunch might be my favorite fast food item
When I was a kid taco bell had a BBQ chicken bacon quesadilla I think. I'm not even sure it even existed and/or what might have been in it, it was so long ago ths it feels like a dream.

>>14673259
The Club Chalupa was the greatest menu item of all time. Not a special item of course, but when I first went to Taco Bell as a kid, I used to get the chicken soft tacos, but I imagine trying them now would be horrible and it would ruin my memories of it, so I probably will never get them again. When Chalupas first came out, I used to get the nacho cheese ones until trying the Baja. There was no going back after that. Adding bacon when they made it the Club Chalupa just made it unbeatable. I wish they at least still had the Baja sauce so you could custom make it to be like them, but I wouldn't even know what to ask for among the options they give you on the website.

Oh yeah, the nacho fires were good also. I only had them once, but they were delicious.


>>14675156
Soul
>>14675163
SOULLESS

>>14675156
man, those $2 meal deals used to be my lunch almost every day back then.
>5 layer burrito medium drink and chips
couldn't be beat
taco bell has been in steady decline since then

>>14675156
I’m with you man, I can’t make head nor tails out of that menu. Who’s the foxy lady on the menu? Driving thru diet? Does include you young lady?

>>14674028
>before they invented the cheesy Gordita crunch I used to be a big fan of the double decker taco

Same here man. There's just something about that soft outer layer and the crunch waiting inside that makes my pussy drip.

>>14675175
unequivocally this

>>14673259
Nacho fries, dont have them here anymore feels bad

>>14675156
>89 cents
>99 cents
literally nothing on my local tb menu is under 1 dollar, the fucking cheese roll up is 1.25

>>14673561
it hurts to be reminded, especially when they had the dollar menu version of it last year, and it was only for a few months

Anybody ever try the $1 chipotle chicken burritos they had earlier this year? Those were good as fuck.

>>14673259
its sooooooo haaaaaaaard to say goodbye to yesterdaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>14673259
Chili Cheese Burrito.
I remember my sister's boyfriend driving me to the Taco Bell by the mall back in 1998, and buying me one of those. It was probably the last time I had it.
Before that, they sold them in the cafeteria in my middle school, so it had been a year or two since I had one.

>>14673259

I liked their smothered burrito. That thing, along with my alcoholism, is pretty much what made me fat.

Used to eat one of these every day at lunch in the mid 90s so so based. The Bishop CA location had them until at least a few years ago

>>14673259
I just want my Beefy Nacho Griller back

>>14673259
dorito taco and frito burito and medium baja blast

>>14673259
Enchirito. No contest. Chili cheese frito burrito was also the shit.

For me, it’s the volcano taco x4 plus 2 meximelts

>>14673624
Friendly reminder, volcano sauce was just fire sauce and nacho cheese mixed together

>>14673826
>No beef and potato burrito
Shit list

Sloppa bell thread #9 of the day.
Eat a FUCKING VEGETABLE

>>14675156
>drivethru diet

>>14673899
My nigga. I wished they made a crunchy version too. Also that sauce was amazing.

Beefy frito burrito by far, that shit was perfect
The cheesy gordita crunch is good, but it's fucking $4, no way. Since they phased out the frito burrito I've started getting the double crunch taco or whatever they call it. It's pretty good and well worth the $1.

>>14675908
Bro, most of the complex stuff tastes bad

Steak quesadilla, beef burrito, tacos, and a few other things are where it's at

>>14673259

>>14682626
lmao I remember that shit. they hired some dumb celebrity chef to try and make their menu "healthy". Back when all the fast food joints were cucking to that dumb supersize me movie and introducing salads and shit.

The Beef Baja Gordita was my jam. If I'd ever tried the Volcano Menu, then that would probably also have a spot on my list, but I was an idiot and never got around to it at the time.

Bitches don't know about this.

Fully Loaded Nachos

>>14684575
the current LTO nacho box can be pretty great (especially if you customize it), though the inconsistency of wage slaves can mean the difference between a great box of nachos with enough calories to last the day, and a box of sloppashit your trashcan can consume.

They're getting rid of all shredded chicken, so there goes the shredded chicken quesadilla melt. I'm pretty pissed off.

>>14684730
are they still gonna have the quesadilla melts? i usually replace shredded chicken with steak on them anyway.

>>14684739
I'm not sure. If I can still get steak it'll be fine, just more expensive. There's supposed to be a new chicken Chipotle melt, but I don't know what's different. I guess it's just not shredded.

ITT: fatass manchildren determining how to spend their allowance.

>>14673826
>shitty ass cinnamon things
If you mean the mini Cinnabons, you're already wrong faggot.
>chicken taquitos
Those were one of the BEST limited menu items. Again, this list was made by a faggot.

>>14684764
he clearly meant the cinnamon twists. though i disagree with him. i really like them--especially if they're fresh--but the general consensus is that they suck ass.

>>14673826
Cinnamon twists and cheesy roll-ups exclusively exist for kids, I think. One is cinnamon flavored packing peanuts, and the other is just a bunch of fuckin' cheese in a tortilla. Do any adults order that garbage?

>>14684868
i think the cheesy roll-up is used to recreate older, removed items with various customizations. but i agree, ordering it by itself is something only a child should ever do.

>>14673689
Oh that was really good

I also liked their grilled stuff chicken caesar burrito

Del Taco vs Taco Bell

>>14675163
This was like 2006-2008. We used to ditch class in high school to go eat at the taco bell down the street. Would always get a 2$ meal deal and cheesy fiesta potatoes

Taco Bell/Pizza Hut has better pizza than Pizza Huts regular pizza

>>14684992
If taco bell wants any chance of surviving their retarded downsizing, they need to add more pizza hut express' to their current restaurants

>>14685015
it's "expresses". apostrophes are reserved only for possession and contractions. apostrophes never, NEVER pluralize words.

>>14685027
He contracted the word by two letters.

I divorced my wife when she ordered the black jack taco

>>14685034
kys englishlet

how the fuck has the Chickstar not been brought up yet, it's a Crunchwrap with fried chicken

I'm on strike from Taco Bell.

You hear me Taco Bell? You were suppose to be the only surviving fast food restaurant in the future but the time travelers must have changed things.

What happened to Fiesta Potatoes? I had to get shitty ass basic bitch chips and dip to get that nacho cheese fix.

>>14675163
there is absolutely nothing exciting about this menu

>>14673561
fuck this takes me back to one of the best summers of my life

where did everything go so wrong

>>14673259
Double decker taco
Nacho supreme
Cheesy gordita crunch

>>14673259
>baja chalupa
>double decker w/nacho cheese

So, why the fuck is Taco Bell doing the hipster, "We're going to have a 6 item menu" anyways?
I guarantee it isn't to up the quality of the meat and produce so...is this just late late late late LATE stage capitalistic shit?
Give us less options but still cut corners on quality?

This country gets fucking gayer by the day...

>>14685942
people genuinely want less options. if you're given the choice between 3 flavors of ice cream, or 50, you'll be happier with your choice when there's only 3. If there's too many choices, you feel like you're missing out.

Not to mention, this will greatly reduce the amount of time people will spend "can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh" at the drive thru window, making them able to shove people through quicker. There's no real reason to take like half these items off the menu since they're made using the same ingredients as a fucking soft taco, but seriously psychology plays a big role here.

>>14673259
Beef and potato burrito with no cheese or sour cream
Fresco crunchy taco

Used to be grilled stuft but they fucked with it so it sucks now. Steak quesarito, beefy frito, shredded chicken burrito pls. All three may be gone soon, fucks sake. Miss the Chipotle and verde sauces they used to have too. Don't know how volcano stuff hasn't come back; any time tb has ever come up in conversation everyone agrees that was the best shit

>>14685976

I agree anon, but there is a point where you offer too few choices compared to your competitors and suffer for it, and taco bell has clearly hit that point.

>>14673259
The chicken Caesar burrito is something I yearn so dearly for

>>14673826
this is the best list I've seen. Cheesy gordita will forever be their best item. Baja is the best drink. I live in Canada so unfortunately i never got to experience the potato tacos but god damn the supreme fries we have here fuck my shit up senpai

>>14685976
I think the main problem is they removed items that people genuinely liked. I'm sure they did market research based on sales volume of items but some of them just straight up dont make any sense.

>>14673259
Some fat fuck on here told me to buy a shredded chicken quesadilla and a Gordita crunch whatever the fuck and open the quesadilla and add the Gordita inside the quesadilla for a $2.50 crunch wrap and by god it was amazing
RIP ghetto crunch wraps

I make them at home sometimes.

>flour tortilla
>add line of broken chips
>shred cheese on it
>add whatever chili is around
>add hot sauce
>microwave then roll up
>if needed put it under a toaster oven broiler for a bit
>eat with knife and fork and sour cream and hot sauce

>>14686960
>sour cream instead of greek yogurt
ngmi

>>14680548
Meant to reply to you with the chili cheese burrito

>>14685670
this one is unforgivable imo

>>14673624
the volcano box was how I loved through my first year of college and is directly responsible for me losing my vcard
thank you taco bell

>>14675156
REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

How has the mexipizza lasted through the ages? Who orders it? You cant eat it driving and its a mess. I had it once in 2001 and dont remember it tasting much of anything amazing either.

>>14687690
>your volcano card

>>14687707
you could say the sex was on fire.

>>14687717
With a big eruption of ash,

>>14687741
mostly from my ass(?)

>>14673259
Chili Cheese Burrito

I was so heartbroken when they took it off the menu, I didn't go back for years. Only went back again when they started really experimenting with new menu Items; just to see if I could find a new favorite.

>>14687690
imma need a story for this one

>>14680631
The original Frito burrito was so fucking good. My shitty taco bell got rid of the chili cheese burrito before they brought back the trashy new Frito burrito, so I was never able to recreate it.

>>14673259
Volcano taco

>>14673624

>>14673826

>Volcano menu

/Thread

>>14675156
God tier menu right here bois

>>14687697

Gone to soon

>>14675433
hello gigantically worthless fuckwhore
you're going to die you fucking fagscum

>>14673259
I liked the double decker taco.
If I remember correctly there used to be something called the cheesy potato burrito that I also thought was good.

>>14684769
cinnamon twists are fucking godcum

>>14684959
leave, heathen, this is a holy thread

>>14687705
I don't know. I had one almost 10 years ago now and it was honestly shit.

>>14673826
Pretty solid list save a few nitpicks

baja blast
beefy crunch burrito
bacon breakfast crunchwrap
chicken quesadilla, add potatoes
cinnamon twists
caramel apple empanada

beefy fritos burritos were also good, but mostly for the value proposition

remarkable that Taco Bell doesn't have anything I ever liked very much beginning with the other 23 letters of the alphabet

>not ordering off the secret menu

this thread fucking hurts sometimes man.

>>14675151
now this is a big brained post. also I used to like the Baja Gordita, but maybe it’s more nostalgia than anything. it was a great time in my life, much more innocent. but I need a naked chicken chalupa

>>14673259
$10 TB Cravings Pack
4 burritos
4 tacos
and they give you like infinite sauce

>>14675156
steak stuft burrito, volcano chix quesadilla, beef baja gordita. that’s it, call it a day lads

Made my own

>>14690952
Looks like shit.

>>14691047
Which is exactly what they look like at taco bell

>>14673259
The rolled tacos, nacho fries supreme and cheesey potato griller

>>14675306
>>14675409
this. omg those were the best things ever

>>14673259
RIP in peace loaded potato grilled. it wasn’t great value, but it was tasty

>>14673259
Baja Gordiata, Baja Chalupa, Double Decker Taco Supreme

>>14673259
For me, it's the Loaded Potato Griller

>>14691047
Yeah , just like the original. Tastes good tho.

So are potatoes gone forever?

>>14691548
they'll probably be back when the corona meme goes away and they don't have supply chain issues and drive-thru-only. potatoes don't hold well and it takes 3 minutes to make a new batch, and i believe their goal is to have every customer order and leave with their food in under 3 minutes (or maybe it's 2 minutes?)

>>14673259
The quesarito and fiesta potatoes. Old cheesy potato burrito was good shit too.
After the purge in August I haven't gone back.

>>14691803
Yeah I feel like they'll have a big potato menu rollout in the end of 2021 or something and bring back all the good stuff such as the spicy potato soft taco, cheesy fiesta potatoes, etc.

>From a kinda poor but not poverty tier family
>Live in a small town, no fast food so we all just cook
>Went to the city one time, I was like 11 or 12, (2005 or 2006 or so) and stopped at Taco Bell
>Ordered something, I'm not sure, it was like a stuffed beefy burrito, one for all of us
>Order comes by, we open them up and its a wrap with a dob of sour cream, fucking mashed beans or some shit, NO MEAT and one fucking jalapeno
>Literally threw them in the garbage and left
I was disappointed even as a kid. Is it just shit in Canada? The only other fast food I've eaten is tim hortons or subway, but only a few times each. They were...ok. I don't eat fast food.

I miss those taquitos they had earlier this year/late last year, especially if they were crunchy.
>>14691277
Even without the bacon bits, the Cheesy Potato Griller was still good

>>14691926
>I miss those taquitos they had earlier this year/late last year, especially if they were crunchy.
Those have come and gone like three or four times now, they're like the nacho fries. They'll be back

>>14685015
Taco Bell will be the victor of the franchise wars.

>>14673259

Mexican pizza. Heard they were getting rid of it. Feels bad, man.

>>14691883
>>Literally threw them in the garbage and left
Maybe that's why you grew up poor, dumbasses

>>14693343
you still got until november to get them anon

quesarito
enchiritio
meximelt
waffle taco

spicy naked chicken chalupa
steak rattlesnake fries burrito
grilled stufft nacho

all taken from me

>>14673259
>took away a bunch of good shit last month
>now announcing they are removing mexican pizzas and shredded chicken
this is the biggest fuck you to customers that I've ever seen from a fast food joint

their chalurellenoito. deep fried breaded jalapenos, meat, cheese, sourcream, stuffed in a flour tortilla and deep fried. made it up

>>14693818
>steak rattlesnake fries burrito
Was this the one with buffalo sauce?
That shit was good

>>14675156
Give me 17 MexiMelts and a large Diet Coke, please.

>>14675163

>>14673259
nacho cheese chicken chalupa or the grilled stuffed burritos

Chalupas or Gorditas?

>>14675558
It depends on which highschool kid if making it.


If someone gets it wrong it's greasy, but when it's done right it's crispy and bretty gud

>>14673259
$1 cheesey double beef burrito.

>>14695745
Thanks, doc.

>>14688515
Their little red strips are pretty good too.

I have a copycat recipe I use at home that uses the Tostitos Red Pepper chips instead of fritos and it's pretty darn good.

>>14695827
Heh
Heheh
Hahahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Grilled stuffed burrito

>>14673826
>TOP TIER
>Quesarito
>Baja Blast

For me it was the flatbread sandwich and the naked chicken chalupas. I work there, so I get to make whatever I want for myself. Feels good frying potatoes for myself but denying them to customers. We don't have the buttons for potato items anymore, so I can't sell it to you anyway.

>>14673259
Nothing there has a seared bite.

>>14684764
low iq

>>14673826
>

>>14696533
You trim your mustache Endeavor?

RIP XXL Grilled Stuft. The only reason I ever had to go there.

>Black jack taco
Been like ten years and I still miss it

>>14695745
Chalupa. One of the last remaining GOATS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0oEw0IMLXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djBfhmXgs58

>>14673259
>$.50 was added to your account

>>14673259
Encharito

Volcano menu
Beefy crunch Burrito
Fries
Rattlesnake Fries Burrito

Goodbye Taco Bell, youre dead to me

>>14691883
from my limited experience, yes, canadian taco bell is worse than american

>>14680568
My night

>>14673259
Breakfast crunchwrap and most of the breakfast
rattlesnake burrito and fries
spicy potato tace
most other nacho fries

>>14699506
all the grillers too

I don't get all this hype of taco bell.
It's just generic """Mexi""" shit
Any half decent mexican spot has better quality food

>>14681491
it's just not
at all
stop posting this shit

>>14685396
Was working there when they first came out. Ate one for lunch every day

1/2 pound cheesy bean and rice burrito. the old one

https://tacobell.fandom.com/wiki/1/2-Pound_Cheesy_Bean_%26_Rice_Burrito

>>14684730
First subway, now taco bell. Is shredded chicken really that expensive and/or unpopular?

Between that and potatoes, it's half my order. I like chalupas and the cheesy gordita crunch, but is it worth going just for that?

>>14695745
gordita<chalupa<gordita crunch

also chalupas vary by location. Some places always have stale ones.

https://youtu.be/esdVj_Gx7Vw

>>14680548
glad someone else remembers the chili cheese burrito. anyone remember that it was originally called the Chilito? I remember looking that up once to confirm i wasnt crazy and found on a google the hilarious reason they had to change the name

>Taco Bell changed the Chilito's name to the Chili Cheese Burrito, only after discovering that "chilito" was a derogatory slang term in Spanish that meant "small penis."

>>14673826
>smothered burrito with light sour cream
Literally the only thing I ate for over a month I got one on the way into and hoke from work every day, i kept it fresh by swapping up the meat choice occasionally
I really don't know how I'm not morbidly obese

>>14673288
>2%

>be a small me many a year ago
>there is nothing i love more than a fucking chilito
>be teen
>havent been to a taco bell in years
>one chilito please
>bruh, we stopped selling those years ago
mfw

>>14700670
i would always get the chili cheese buritto with sour cream. damn it was tasty. remember trying to replicate my own as a kid with that canned hormel chili but it was never the same how the hell did taco bell make something that seems like anyone could make but theirs was always so much better than whenever you try to make it yourself

>double decker taco
>Mexican pizza
>Anything volcano related, especially the volcano burrito
Lava sauce was the GOAT sauce

Beef meximelt. Those bastards.

>>14673826
I remember not trying the cheesy gordita crunch for years because my dad said it would be really gross and chewy because of the bread.

You were wrong, dad. Shit's amazing.

>>14700670
Kek
Bring back lava sauce taco bell, or I'm not ordering from your jip joint again

>Shredded Chicken Quesadilla Melt

>>14674767
This shit was SO GOOD it was all i ate working at my dish washing job

One easy custom special item that you make yourself thats always great and essentially gives the same flavor profile as the encherito, is just order soft tacos -lettuce, order a side of pintos and cheese, and spoon that shit into the soft tacos

>>14701589
Got one of those once when I thought they still had the regular mini quesadilla. It was like 90 percent tortilla. Garbage.

>>14673259
burrrrrrito and taco. how can anything else ever compare to the originals?

>>14675047
literally the dumbest person on the internet

I believe taco bell is going for the end game they first previewed in demolition man. Eventually every item on their menu will be a single nacho chip with a topping. They will charge a dollar per chip with topping, and additional fees for additional toppings. Beef will be illegal, so you will need to visit Dennis Leary in a sewer to secure your rat protein.

>>14673259

Frito burrito

>>14684551
looks so fucking bland

>>14702108
Nah, that would be your dumbass.
If you think a fucking bean burrito with tomatoes, lettuce, and sour cream is the best thing ever, then you're literally a fucking retard.

>>14702401
Pretty based, Probably the only role that I liked Dennis Leary in.

>>14673259
for me it is the Beefy Crunch Burrito
I also really like the $5 Grande nacho box they have now, but i’m worried they’re gonna take it away in like 2-3 weeks

>>14685745
2007

Their different items that had potatoes in them were really good.

>>14702401
that explains why the last time i was there the damn bathroom had no toilet paper only fucking seashells. was like wtf is dis shit how you wipe you damn ass with seashells???

>soft potato taco AND shredded chicken quesadilla gone
literally no reason to go there anymore

Beefy Crunch Burrito, circa 2012, only $1 for the whole affair

>>14673259
They need to bring back the Meximelt!

>>14673259
these lil niggas

>>14702499
>covered in sauce
>it looks bland

>>14693323
my spirit animal is the cockroach, and my spirit restaurant is Taco Bell, and both are indefatigable and immortal

>>14694719
it's corona, it's fucking up all the supply chains
haven't been able to get "real" chicken at McD's for months, just nuggs and mcchicks

>>14695639
as much as I love Goji, that's a stupid haiku

>>14699702
imagine being this person

>>14703742
I admire the enthusiasm for these items, but I really don't get the appeal.
>rice the cheaper filler to beans
>nacho cheese the cheaper option to actual shredded cheese, which will melt anyway and is tastier
>fritos

>>14703054

>>14704267
I feel like you aren't intellectually ready for Taco Bell

WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST
what did we miss out on bros?
>The Bell Beefer was a hamburger bun based meal on Taco Bell's menu from the mid 1970's to the mid 1990's as an update to the Bellburger. Created to combat items offered at hamburger chains, the Bell Beefer was a bun with meat, diced onions, shredded lettuce and mild border sauce. A Bell Beefer Supreme was also offered which added diced tomatoes and grated cheese. More like a Sloppy Joe than a hamburger, it was well-liked early on but declined in popularity during the late 1980's

>>14704299
cripes

>>14691548
The Taco Bells that have breakfast by me have potatoes available during the morning hours. There's a brief period before breakfast ends where both menus are available and you can add potatoes to whatever you want.

>>14673259
>tomatoes
>any sweet sauce that isn't overpowered by spiciness

>>14673826
my grandpa loved those cinnamon thingys :(
based list though

>>14682981
most of it does, but the grilled stuft burrito was literally perfect
i will never forgive the jews for taking it from me

>>14686291
>>14686193
the items taken off will probably be replaced with similar things, if I had to guess. this feels like rebranding

>>14704299
Don’t get me started on the Bell Berger. OMG was it delicious!!!

>>14673259
Bring back double decker tacos now!

>>14685034
kek based language deconstructionist

I’m gonna go to Taco Bell this Friday and get a ridiculous amount of food to eat at the end of a drunken weed fueled night while my folks are gone for the night.

What do I get seeing as so many of my favorite items have been taken off the menu? I don’t eat anything with lettuce or tomatoes..

Bump

>>14673259
chicken chalupa

>>14673259
>266 replies
>only 1 mention of salsa verde

>>14706163
Isn't that pretty similar to a cheesy gordita crunch?

>>14673259
>What were your favorite Taco Bell items of all times?
The 90s taco bell breakfast menu burrito.

Where's the change.org petition for taco bell menu?

>>14673259
hard taco + cheese/bean + soft taco

>>14673259

Mexican Pizza and Enchirito. Just fuck my shit up.

>>14677034
>>14676887
>>14685942
>>14691250
>baja chalupa
The right answer. So much better than their shit sour cream. Can't even really customize the chalupa anymore because they WILL fuck it up.
>runner up
The quesadilla before they started putting that nasty ass cheese sauce in it. It was fine with just the regular cheese.

>>14706163
Double Decker taco wasn't very good. I never tried the supreme, but the regular one just tasted of beans and nothing else.

Spicy potato soft tacos, more commonly referred to as "Potacoes". They discontinued them, what even is the point of Taco Baco anymore?

>>14674756
The chicken tendie taco, those were my fav

>>14675924
then eat couple of eggs for lunch, you're good

>>14673259
Cheesy potato burrito.
Cheesy potato grillers.
Apple Pinatas.

>>14689773
They keep the shit items that make you shit the most. They don't want money

>removing cheesy potato grillers
taco bell is dead to me

>>14685942
>is this just late late late late LATE stage capitalistic shit?

America hasn't been a capitalist country in a hundred years.

>>14673259
This place has always been fucking shit
Stop being a poorfag and go to Chipotle instead

>>14681491
No it wasn’t, you must literally not be able to taste

>>14673826
Literally the only thing I disagree with is the XXL, but their quality really varied so I can't say I'd put it higher than mid.
Cunts at my TB would either burn the rice or put in way too much guac half the time in between perfect ones.

>>14673259
People out here gettin all upset about potatoes and mexican pizzas. They took away the best thing they had YEARS ago.
RIP smothered burrito.

>>14710307
Chipotle doesn't sell tacos

>>14673259
The original chicken soft taco. When the chicken was shredded.

>>14712490
Yeah they do

At one point around 2016/2017 they had three burritos with varying spice levels, the ghost pepper was great, but completely wrecked your asshole.

>>14675558
it's kind of rubbery but people like that

was anyone here around before they came out with the 5 dollar box?

i tried the mexican pizza for the first time recently and damn... i've been sleeping on that motherfucker. it was actually really good. too bad it's going away.

Tostadas were good

>>14673259
Rolled chicken taco (aka taquitos) with spicy ranch

>>14673826
>those dumb rolled chicken taquito things
>shit tier
Yo, fuck you

>nasty dirt food
>msg flavor dirt
Find a different thread

>>14712903
No they don't

>>14714208
Are you defending the rolled chicken tacos? I had them once, but I don't recall how they were.

>>14687690
post story

>>14714217
Hell fuckin yeah. They were best straight from the fryer and they were delicious. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to recreate them.

This is the only correct answer

Why were you taken from me...

>>14675163
I like how the menu has gotten simpler and simpler and the niggers still forget at least one item off my order every time I go there

>>14703742

>>14684959
I miss Del taco like you won't believe

Black Bean Quesarito
Baja Sauce
Potato Griller
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Cheesy Gordita Crunch (w/ Fiery Dorito shell)

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>>14714589

>>14675032
i'll take a regular bean burrito

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe.

>>14716399
that's just a fucking mcdonalds apple pie

>>14716413
no

>>14673288
And two of them Cinnabons!!

>>14673259
Ranchero Chicken Soft Taco
1/2 lb Potato Burrito
Shredded Chicken in general
Spicy Potato Tacos
All gone

>>14703712
My absolute nigga. Those 2 were my go to's every time. Usually got 2 of each.

>>14714210
Are you really this retarded?

So many good items lost over the years or moved out of the dollar menu range. Yes, I totally want to spend 3x as much as I used to.

I will never understand some of these ideas. https://www.tacobell.com/food/party-packs/cravings-pack buying four 5 layer burritos is more expensive than a combo pack of four 5 layer burritos and four crunchy tacos. Just give me the items I actually want to buy, more so if you aren't trying to fool me into buying a drink.

>>14714239
>I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to recreate them
they were literally a few dry ass pieces of shredded chicken deep fried in a tortilla shell. can't be too difficult to reconstruct

>>14673259
Volcano taco
Cheesy Gordita crunch
Grilled chicken flatbread
Fried chicken quesadilla
Bean burrito / combo burrito
These foods all remind me of high school and good vibes. Before the struggle snuggle.