/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14672134
grape fanta

It's grape mixed with bitter chemicals, sweeteners, vitamins and more chemicals

I was hoping it tasted like actual violets. Violet is an amazing flavor. Imagine how Mr Bubble Bubble Bath smells... violet tastes exactly like that smell.

crap. like all monster.

>>14672134
with or without a wojack?

>>14672153
if it's an uncommon one, gimme the wojak, if it's a common one just skip it

>>14672140
>>14672141
nope

liquified grape pixie stix

THAT TASTED PURPLE!

>>14672516
>>14672516
You're wrong

>>14672134
it tastes like what part of your mouth cancer falling out during chemotherapy would.

Purp

reminds me of skittles
I'm not a fan

>>14672134
Purple

>>14672134
tie in with the ultraviolet movie DUH

>>14672134
Tastes like desperation.

Desperate attempt of some food chem guys to put together a bunch of synthetic flavorings and sweeteners so they taste different than the other concoctions they made, but still somehow palatable. Except it's not palatable. It taste like that time you caught a little of febreeze mist in your mouth.

>>14672798
have you tried "mango loco"? I think that's the only actually good monster flavor.

Children's motrin

>>14672134
carbonated cough syrup

bump

>>14672134
grape kool-aid

>>14672134

>>14672134
I have no idea but it's pretty damn tasty. Generic "purple" flavour but with that monster-diabetes flavour infused kick. Despite it having no sugar.

>>14672147
There's probably turkish delight with this kind of flavour, like the rose flavoured ones. If it's anything like the rose ones, it'd be divisive and more interesting than groundbreaking.
I used to think parma-violets were violet flavoured when I was a child but apparently it's some kind of herbal aniseed flavouring with a soapy floral aftertaste. Can't imagine a true violet flavoured sweet would be much better.

>>14672798
>>14673255
Gonna add that you should try pipeline punch - it's overwhelmingly sweet but it's also nice in that same way, just something to enjoy every now and then when you really want some flavour bomb on your tongue.
The coffee flavoured monsters are unfortunately not very good, I like coffee in general so this was disappointing.
They have some iced tea one, I can't remember the name, that's actually pretty kino.

>>14672134
Parma violets

>brooo it tastes like the 80's
>says 70's on the can
>sip it
>it's just fucking grape

Lot of brainlets in here saying grape because it's purple.

tastes like purple

>>14672140
>>14672141
>>14674298
dumbasses
>>14674309
yes

Purple monster ultra tastes like when you crunch up Gobstoppers.

>>14674385
THIS IS THE BEST EXPLANATION SO FAR HOLY SHIT

I can't explain most Monster flavors.

It took me a while to realize green was sour apple. I still don't know wtf the white one is. I don't even think the red one is cherry, just my mind tricking me into believing it's cherry because the can's red.

>>14672134
purple

>>14674658
i think the white one is supposed to taste like original black 'nd green monster, except lighter and crisper

>>14674658
The white one tastes like a crisp citrusy lemon-lime flavor. Like a Sprite or 7-up but not quite.

>>14672775

>>14674658
the red one is like the white one but with some cranberries mixed in

I thought it was supposed to be elderflower

What does the blue ultra taste like?

>>14674385
Factually correct comparison

Perfumed soap and sugar.

I'm going to guess they taste like these based on peoples responses in this thread

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musk_stick

>>14672134
Flavor?

>>14672134
Mildly grape flavored. Like all monsters it is disgusting.I drink it due to nostalgia.

>>14673900
me on the left

>>14672775
stupid yordle fuck