/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14663093
Sopa de gato... uma delicia.

Alligator was fucking revolting. Had it deep fried, if that makes any kind of difference

>>14663093
Lamb testicle soup in Morocco. Quite tasty, actually.

>>14663093
dog when I visited the Philippines as a kid. I didnt know until having bought kebabs from those kids for a few days.

>>14663093
Rabbit. I know it's common in haute European cooking, but not common where I live.

>>14663112
I would probably knock you the fuck out if you admitted you ate an innocent dog to me irl, just saying. I would make sure you never though about eating an innocent doggo again. For real my dude.

>>14663122
because an 11 year old kid from america knew what he was getting into.

>>14663122
Your a fag.

>>14663122
Wow this is so badass of you

>>14663130
>>14663131
>>14663132
I'd fuck you cucks up too while I was at it

>>14663130
>>14663131
>>14663132
I think he's making fun of the "NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO" people, not being serious.

Jellyfish, ate the tentacles at a fancy Chinese restaurant. Expected them to be warm but were cold when i ate them. Was like cold, fishy, spaghetti noodles

>>14663093
Snake meat. The texture was similar to fish, and did not taste like chicken at all.

I had surströmming which is only herring, but its heavily fermented if the manner of preparation counts. If it doesnt then Id say alligator jerky in Florida. It was good. Also ostrich burgers. Delicious.

>>14663134
You'd like to fuck me up the Ass?.

>>14663134
Would you give me a reach-around too?.

>>14663157
Yes, and shoot my big fat load all over your intestines. Got a problem with that, faggot?

>>14663122
>Says the faggot while munching on another cow steak
You don't get to have the moral high ground on what food who can eat unless fyou go full vegan. Otherwise you're a hypocrite. If I ever hear you threaten to hit another person irl, I'll bash your skull in with a crowbar. For real my dude.

>>14663169
Sure you could lift that crowbar you fuckboi vegan?

>>14663183
he could lift it easier than you could lift your freedom wand you fat fuck.

>>14663093
Tamales made out of alpaca meat

>>14663102
Makes it worse

>>14663122
>doggo
weak bait

>>14663122
I'm a vegan and I feel this way whenever people eat animals of any kind. I have to suppress it because you can't function in society if you go around punching people. Also, most people would be able to beat me up. That's not because I'm a vegan; I was weak even before I became a vegan. I think it might be that having a low testosterone level makes you more likely to empathize with poor animals. Good! I wouldn't have it otherwise

Fire roasted guinea pig. It was actually very delicious.

>>14663122
Nooooo not the heckin pupperino!

>>14663093
is this what gordon ramsay has been up to?

Fried rattlesnake.
There's also a famous emu farm that went under but was a tourist trap when I was a kid back home so I'd eaten a bunch of them. Does not taste like chiken.

>>14663122
You would stare at the ground and mumble insults under your breath.

>>14663122
>>14663134
Based legit tough guy patrolling 4chan!

>>14663122
i mean you likely eat pigs, who are in the same emotional and intelligence ballpark as dogs. i think i would try dog if i traveled.

>>14663122
Shut the fuck up weak soylent faggot. You wouldn't do shit. You've never confronted anyone in your life. Eat shit.

>>14663374
>Does not taste like chiken.
What does it taste like?

Kangaroo jerky

>>14663413

He probably is a faggot but youre no better posting a smug loli.

>>14663402
I dont remember it being bad, just different than the beef I was accustomed to at that age. the kids were up the road from my Grandparents place and my cousin and I would walk up there and get some kabobs for lunch. we'd pay them a dollar (Feb 2000 so 40 peso at the time) for a bunch and they were always excited to see us. put stuff into perspective for me that's for sure

>>14663122
Fucking yikes, retard.

>>14663422
I was hoping someone would say kangaroo. I've heard its really quite good?

>>14663122
>>14663134
Peak soypost, you know you woulnd't do anything either. You would probably get mad then run off.

Probably horse. I wasn't a huge fan. Too lean for my tastes.

>>14663093
A cat actually. Chewy as fuck.

either camel or crocodile

>>14663510

Do you drink the milk from its humps first like a coconut or nah?

>>14663122
what about a guilty dog?

Ostrich. Tastes like beef but better, very rich.

>>14663514
gotta drain the humps and balls too before you get butcher it and put it into a burger

>>14663426
>loli

>>14663122
>t. antifa

>>14663541
Aight my bad

Whats her name

>>14663545
Hibiki from https://nyaa.si/view/1219569

>>14663093
human
it was a bad month...

>>14663102
I dunno gator tail always tastes like dark meat chicken to me

>>14663122
>NOT THE HECKIN' PUPPER!!

>>14663542
>antifa

Lol, I'd bet you're either under 16 or over 50.

>>14663592
Give us the deetz

>>14663465
ive had kangaroo burgers, was delicious

>>14663465
i was gonna say it, but i figured it didnt count
its very common and widely available for a "weird meat"

its delicious, extremely lean and an absolute cunt to cook properly. i only use roo mince for spag bol

>>14663549

Thanks. Ill try to find some nice futa shit of her.

>>14663169
>brittle-boned vegan tries to throw hiw insignificant weight around, throws out back instead

hey now, no need to get yourself in a huff, you'll collapse a lung.

>>14663635
a friend of mine from perth said she really likes them and I've been curious ever since. I just dont think I'll be getting any stateside.

>>14663615
>adventure backpacking with three friends in Chile
>week long storm hits
>can't scout, hunt, move.. just sitting in non-stop cold COLD rain in a shit cave
>we're all fucked
>shiver-hugging together in a pile where you feel the cold in your bones
>this is it
>Ian didn't last
>we all know we're next
>storm breaks and the sun comes back like a smug cunt
>miles from ANYWHERE
He tasted like veal

>>14663646
>its very common and widely available for a "weird meat"

well yeah, topsy-turvy land is practically drowning in 'roos. I'd be surprised if they didn't pay people to thin the numbers.

>>14663093
damn
maybe cat isnt so bad

>>14663687

Last time they tried to kill animals they lost a whole fucking war.

>>14663687
cant hunt them cause theyre on the Coat of Arms
but you can shoot them as pests if theres too many on your farm

>>14663696
No one gives a shit that they're in our coat of arms.
Anyone someone wants to hunt them they just consider them pests in that area for that point in time

>>14663708
how widely are they farmed?

>>14663696
>>14663708
What's aussie roo taste like you right cunts

>>14663708
i was told that theyre a protected species because 'muh culture', but no one cares if you shoot a few in the paddock, but even then theres supposed to be a limited number and you need permits and shit

>>14663717
well i cant compare it to stuff you can hunt in america like deer
but i guess id describe it as very gamey

>>14663718

Shouldnt your protected species be actually protected?

Im pretty sure Americans can go to jail for mishandling a Bald Eagle feather or posessing it without explicit chicken parmesean.

>>14663725
Elk maybe? I cant think of any game I could rightfully compare it to. At least nothing I've tried.

>>14663741
People have described it to me as fruity venison.

>>14663728
we wanna protect them, but they keep being pests. and theres a demand to have them for lunch so we sorta stopped caring mostly
wild majestic roos should be left alone, farmed roos no one gives a shit about
its fucking nonsense but if we killed off all the red boomers then im sure the abos would be kinda pissed so we are trying to avoid that happening

>I would probably knock you the fuck out if you admitted you ate an innocent dog to me irl, just saying. I would make sure you never though about eating an innocent doggo again. For real my dude.

>>14663728
hard to protect a species so common it's widely considered a vermin infestation.

>>14663748
>honestly thinking anybody goves a shit what abos think, much less the abos

don't be cheeky.

>>14663761
Melbourne had a protest on behalf of a black guy that got choked out in America
thered be some kind of reaction

>>14663093
a bowl full of tendon. Not rendered into jelly or soup, just lightly sauteed. Twas aight.

>>14663602
lol, I'd bet your predictive models are about as accurate as your perception of reality

>>14663752
>>14663748

Thats like if we considered Wild Boar to be protected species with how invasive they are. You can go to the south, charter a helicopter and hunt them with semi automatic rifles like gooks in Vietnam.

>>14663789
oooh man some day. some day..

>>14663671
https://nhentai.net/g/310621/ only one I could find

>>14663113
did you like it?
I enjoy it at restaurants.

Mine was pig colon. I expected it to be similar to tripe or whatever, I don't have an issue with textures. It was stirfried with green vegetables

It smelled exactly like shit. It tasted exactly like it smelled. I like ordering weird shit and this is the only thing I've tried that I wasn't able to finish

>>14663093
dog
i didnt mind eating it at all, but the taste was not good.

>>14663748
>red boomers
That's the opposite of the us right?

>>14663863
>smelled like shit
offal has to be washed properly, ideally with lime juice. It was not properly rinsed out.

>>14663771
Yes, Melbourne.

Melbourne is a nonplace hellhole that I legitimately hope gets wiped out by covid.

>>14663169
>animal reared for its tasteful and nutritious flesh for thousands of years
>animal bred for emotional intelligence and utility in the homestead for thousands of years (that also tastes like shit)
Hmm, which will I eat? Truly it takes an enlightened vegan to know that these two are the same.

>>14664146
>sea cockroach that was once only fed to prisoners
>now commanding high prices in the fanciest of restaurants
>muh muh doggies!!

i can hear the pea brained rattle of your empty skull

>>14664155
>b-but tastes change, see lobster is now good
Call me back when lobsters are bred for emotional intelligence and kept as pets.
A dog is a pet. Its utility is not in being eaten.
A cow is a meat animal. Its utility is to be eaten.

>>14664155
The reason for the change in lobsters perceived value has more to do with the ability to transport live lobsters. Back in the day they were disgusting based on preparation and the technological limitations of the era.

Dog have always fulfilled the same role in western societies, only eaten in dire times or by total degenerates. A man was executed in the Nuremberg rathaus for selling dogmeat as pork.

>>14664173
I'm pretty sure this guy is a chinkoid. Hard to expect rational beliefs from a flesh-crazed carpenter ant.

>>14664171
>muh dog's emotional intelligence
you sound like one of those women who make coo coo baby noises and refer to their full grown pets as "babies" and "little angels"

cringe dude

>>14664171
I guess I should release my emotional support lobster back into the sea

>>14664177
>cant into argument without playing the race card
why are dog lovers so low IQ?

>>14664180
Niggers are retarded and we don't eat them.

>>14664171
you know there are pet cows and pet pigs and pet chickens right...? pigs are literally more intelligent than dogs

>>14664180
And you sound like either a contrarian teenage retard or one of the many faces of the subhuman yellow peril. We can't all be so gifted.

>>14664189
>Intelligence =/ social intelligence
Dogs were bred to be loyal to a fault. Pigs were bred to create meat. The measurable intelligence is irrelevant. Its why pitbulls are considered horrible dogs and pigs that will eat trash and corpses are great pigs

>>14663102
I tried gator once when I was young. It was pretty tasty.

>>14663122
If you're starving, meat is meat

>>14664201
I don't see anyone starving, dog-eater.

>>14664192
>cant into argument without playing the race card again

an animals "utility" is whatever its owners decide on. There are working pigs bred to sniff truffles, and mini pigs bred to only be pets, and actual food breeds of dogs with better flesh for human consumption. You are a total hypocrite.

>>14664212
Your concern over the race card shows that its use is accurate.
Your kind is not wanted here, nor anywhere.

>>14664196
there was a normal fat pig which literally squeezed through a doggie door and laid by the side of the highway to attraction the attention of passerbys because its owner had a heart attack. Meanwhile her actual dog did nothing. But you'd eat bacon without thinking while crying about dog meat and think you have some kind of moral highground when you are just ignorant.

>Twice more, Lulu went back to check on Jo Ann and then out again, badly scraping her already bleeding belly. Refusing to give up, she lay there until finally, after about forty-five minutes, one motorist stopped and got out of his car, concerned about her wounds. She perked up when she saw him, scrambled to her feet and began walking towards the trailer, leaving a trail of blood as she went. The caring motorist followed Lulu, found Jo Ann unconscious and quickly dialed 911.

http://petslady.com/article/lulu-pot-bellied-pig-saves-life-owner

>>14664224
>bringing race up on a COOKING board
>thinking his kind is wanted

why dont you go back to /pol/ if you cant argue for shit?

>>14663093
>>14663097
The fact that third world retards are too stupid to skin animals and just burn the outside off like legitimate aboriginals really pisses me off for some reason

>>14664231
There is no argument to be had with you. Your psychology is different- stunted. Why don't you leave the internet and socialize with your people, where your retarded beliefs on which animals should be eaten will find acceptance?

>>14664236
why dont you answer the post here?
>>14664226

>>14664239
The described scenario is a fluke.

>>14664250
>literally happened
>no it cant be true! pigs are only good for eating *cries*
lol.....
you are like a woman

>>14663268
I salivate at the thought that a predatory animal wouldn't hesitate to eat the flesh off your bones

>>14664254
Do you even know what the word 'fluke' means you retarded fucking chink

Good for soup or making stock

>>14664263
>the SEETHE as he has no real answer to the argument
say more racist stuff please.

>>14664267
Answer the question. Do you know what the word 'fluke' means?

>>14663419
Doesn't taste anything like beef

>>14664274
>A heroic pig named Lucky is credited with saving the life of Ina Farler and her two grandchildren after a fire broke out in their mobile home early Sunday morning, NBC affiliate WFIE-TV reports. While Lucky normally woke the family in the morning, Farler knew something was wrong when the pig started squealing around 4:40 a.m.

>“He started screaming,” Farler said. “He would jump down, run to the door and then jump back up on the bed and hit me really hard. I sat up to see what was wrong with him, because he usually doesn’t do that through the night. When I sat up, I realized the room was really smoky.”

https://time.com/2852984/hero-pig-saves-family-from-fire/

this a "fluke" too? tell me more sweetie

>>14664279
Yes, it is. Keep pulling up articles from half a decade ago, my soulless friend.

>>14664284
>happened some years ago so they dont mean anything
>fails to account for the huge disparity between number of pet dogs vs pet pigs
small small IQ shows again. Literal female mental gymnastics.

>>14664288
Yes, there is a huge disparity between the number of pet pigs and the number of pet dogs.
Do you know why pet dogs are preferred to pet pigs, Chang?

>>14664294
>more racist rambling
you are not helping your case here.
because pigs are perceived as being dirty and smelly when they are not.Pet pig ownership is actually growing and many videos on youtube.
for every smart dog there are 20 other utterly useless chihuahuas that eat their own poop and then lick their owners faces.
You must kiss your dogs too, lmao. Oooh yes nice doggie hmm nice

>>14664307
explain this pig then.

>>14664307
>pet pig ownership is actually growing
That's because we are in an era of decadence, Chang. Just the same as small, useless breeds of dog.
You write like a chink, your psychology is insectoid, and your presence is intolerable. I can only hope that God, in His infinite mercy, sees to it that your nation is destroyed in an atomic conflagration the likes of which the world has never before seen.

>>14664309
its a "fluke" :)))

dont discredit points then make the exact same ones. Did you drop out of high school?

>>14664311
>incel flyover tier post
total cringe, dude. Maybe make out with your dog when you cant get a girlfriend for the nth time.

>>14664311
the fact that you've spent this long justifying your dog-form of toxoplasmosis just makes me want to fly to China and eat a dog tomorrow because it'll make your tears all the tastier
enjoy the ban btw

>>14664317
>incel flyover tierlist cringe cope no gf
The botnet gibberish of a soulless thing. There is nothing behind your eyes but meat.

>>14664323
>There is nothing behind your eyes but meat.

im not the one making racial comments every 2 posts and not being able to think logically like a man.
i am an unapologetic meat lover and I eat all animal meats equally and i dont stand on moral soapboxes and cry my eyes out when some other culture does something i dont like.

you should read a book sometime, maybe travel beyond your little town.

>>14664340
Would you eat prepared human flesh, donated voluntarily for the purpose of eating?

>>14664344
I already eat voluntarily donated human flesh via sucking your mom's dick

>>14664344
>equating human beans to dog
only in a survival situation.
otherwise its kind of morbid so probably not.

>>14664350
Answer the question. If it were willingly donated for that purpose, would you eat prepared human flesh?

>>14664358
But I did answer the question. Your mom donates me her dick, and I eat it.

>>14664357
Due to his empathy for the dog, that is how the average man feels about eating dogflesh.

>>14664362
So you're saying most people would eat your mom's dick? Fascinating!

>>14664361
That is not a sincere answer. Also, you're gay.

>>14664196
precisely, dogs were bred to be retardedly loving and compatible to humans
being usable with us does not make it smart

some dog breeds have good memories and can recognise whats happening in a situation and how to react(like dogs that call the phone or get nurses when their old person falls down)
plenty of other animals we do and dont eat are as smart or smarter than most dogs
racoons
crows
ravens
parrots
pigs

>>14664362
>empathy for a dumb animal that cant even talk to you
empathy is for women and soys
would you eat a dog, bred and prepared solely for the purpose of food? it is not good for anything else, imagine a pitbull with no redeeming qualities

>>14664374
As is everyone else including your mom, we've established here: >>14664373
>>14664362
Poor little straight boi!

>>14664373
>haha it's really funny i'm pretending to be a gay retard to avoid explaining my shoddy moral philosophy

>>14664358
hell yes

>>14664146
pigs are as smart as dogs

>>haha it's really funny i'm pretending to be a gay retard to avoid explaining my shoddy moral philosophy

>>14664376
>empathy is for women and soys
Post timestamped physique empathylet

>>14664379
im not that poster, obviously.

learn to follow comments and differentiate anons by the subtle differences in their posting pattern if you are going to be on 4chan. How new are you? or did the flecks of dogpoop rot your brain

>>14664381
what is this? an image for ants?!

>>14664383
>he thinks (You) denial works on other people

>>he thinks (You) denial works on other people

>>14664381

>>14664381
>>14664389
>>14664394
ah fuck my bad

>>14664406

>>14663136
oh thanks for explaining it you fucking fag kys the way over to reddit ye?

>>14664406
i bet bet that fatty ass meat would make good burger mix. nice ratio of lean meat to fat.

I've tried beaver tail once. It was pretty good but tough.

>>14664468
seems like a handy shape though. how was it prepared?

anyone ever been to the exotic meat market in las vegas? i heard you can get a ton of stuff there but i kind of don't fuck with any of the places here that are serving endangered animals

https://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/Exotic-Meat-Market-in-Las-Vegas-Nevada-s/442.htm

>>14664311
This website is bursting at the seams with faggots and somehow you're still the faggiest faggot I have seen in a good, long while. Congratulations.

>>14663093
It’s sad because I like eating pretty much everything but outside of seafood I haven’t tried much.
I guess you could say shellfish, cooked in various ways. I may have eaten something by gross at some point without knowing it.

>>14664317
>>14664321
>>14664532
I’m not him, and you can choose to believe me or not, but the extermination of chinks is tantamount to the salvation of the human race and if you disagree you’re retarded.
See: pollution maps, population maps, liveleak videos of chinks killing each other by accident or on purpose, COVID-19, the list just goes on and on...

>people get butthurt over eating some ugly ass dog
>people are ok with eating a cute bunny

>>14663122
Whats wrong with eating dog?

>>14663102
I've eaten battered fried gator tail nuggets and thought they were decent. Texture wasn't amazing but that could be improved with a better marinade I think.