/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14662661
do a general tao tofu with sauteed veggies and noodles.
mad easy, tasty and vegan

>>14662671
She's also allergic to soy though

pizza
tell her to check the oven and pull your dick out in her face when shes bent over

>>14662758
clearly she should stay away from you then

>>14662758
do some indian chickpea dish then.
chopped onions and peppers, sauteed with tomato paste, cumin, paprika, chili flakes, sugar (or maple syrup), cayenne pepper, salt & pepper.
then you throw in the drained chickpeas and some baby spinach and mix all together.
goes well on rice.

>>14662833
>baby spinach chickpeas and rice
Seems a bit boring, it could do with some more ingredients, tin of tomatoes, coconut milk, turn it into a curry

>>14662758
Uh, based department?

>>14662758
chances are she's a retard who lives off carbs and alcohol and would thus not bear healthy offspring

>>14662899
yeah defs add tomatoes for sure. but that the base. do whatever you want after that. but all in all, it's a pretty tasty and nice-looking dish

>>14662661
don't be weak and just ask her

>>14662661
>dating a woman who is vegan/vegetarian
She better be a pump and dump.

>>14662661
>vegan
Fuck man I used to be close to vegan but I still ate fish.
If it was lunch, I'd say bahn mi.
One dish my vegetarian mother really likes is sauteed onion, shallot, garlic, and basil with some marinated bell peppers.
Find some noodles without egg to be safe, and there you go.

>>14662661
Shouldn't you find out beforehand if she's a vegetarian or a vegan? You don't even have to be weird about it and straight up ask, but you could just ask her if there's any foods she doesn't like/won't eat.

>>14663328
Is that sneaky?

>>14662661
what about making marinated mushroom burritos instead of crepes. have seasoned rice, beans, marinated roasted mushrooms and roasted yellow squash, zucchini, onions, and yellow bell pepper.

>>14663362
Yup.

>>14663430
Want to shoot myself for knowing that

>>14663522
I feel you there, my man.

>>14663408
tacos are much more feminine and comfy for first date

burrito is messy mush pile

maybe enchiladas cause you can fork it but that's trash without cheese

Anything with roophalin

1. cut 1 or 2 eggplants into medium sized chunks, along with some white onions, garlic cloves and finely minced ginger
2. throw in a deep pan with a little oil, sear for a minute then add just a little bit of water and cover the pan to steam everything together; add water as needed
3. once everything is soft to your liking (ideally eggplant should be soft all through but still hold itself together), put it all in a large bowl and season with soy sauce, dark vinegar, chives and sesame oil
4. let it cool a bit, or not
It's super easy and it fucking slaps, either on its own or served with white rice

>>14663408
Yes, because everyone knows tortillas are edible without lard

>>14662661
Vegetarian paella with a simple side salad. For example rocket, walnut and peach with a balsamic dressing. Bitches love peach. Maybe a crusty sourdough with some olive oil as an entre.

I think it would be fun to cook together. Make it fun as a part of the date. Have her put on music she likes and figure out fun meal to make as part of the date.

What you want to do is serve a MASSIVE bowl of greek yogurt, pineapple, and psyllium. Make her eat half of it, as you eat the rest. Argue with her if she says that yogurt isn't vegan. Make constant weird double entendres about your cum. Put on a David Attenborough documentary in the background, preferably one of the ones with explicit shots of animals being eaten by predators. Trust me on this.