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>> No.14659896
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14659896

>cornbread was stolen by corn hawks

>> No.14659897

Serves you right for starting with anty pasta.

>> No.14659955

>>14659894
>not cleaning your house

>> No.14659979

>>14659894
The whole thing?

>> No.14659980

>>14659897
Fuck off Carlos

>> No.14660004

Badgers ate my mushroom

>> No.14660045
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>>14659979
Only a 3rd of it. But it was a really good pizza.
my bait traps have to kill their queen tho.

>> No.14660047

>>14659894
ants ate my asshole

>> No.14660048 [DELETED] 

>>14659894
niggers tongue my anus

>> No.14661733

>>14659955
A clean domestic environment is bad for the immune system. Without people like you covid would have gotten nowhere.

>> No.14661757

>>14659894
Anon, you should seek vengeance against the ants and eat their Queen.

>> No.14661812
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>>14659894
>bought an anteater to eat the ants
>ignored the ants and wrecked my electrical cabinet

>> No.14661814

one time my coworkers ordered a really dark pizza from a medeterianian hole in the wall
>mushoom, garlic, black olives, salami
an hour later the box was sitting on the sidewalk with a few slices left covered in ants, i shook them off and ate the pizza and the remaining black ants paired very well with the toppings, like a dark peppery taste

>> No.14661820

burn your house down, that'll show the ants who's boss.

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>>14659894
Pizza ate my ants

>> No.14661920

>>14661733
>not building your immune system by leaving your house

>> No.14662813
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14662813

>bear ate my dog

>> No.14662821

>>14661812
based cross-memer

>> No.14662862

>>14661733
yikes
clean your house

>> No.14663302

>>14659894
Eat faster. Or maybe look at them as extra toppings.

>>14661757
How would he cook her?

>> No.14663324

>>14659894
I'm sorry. Thank you for calling it the proper name.

>> No.14663326

>>14659894
Termite here. I ate your mum's wooden leg.

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>sea cucumber ate my land cucumber

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>>14659894
Bro. Go outside, follow their trail back to the hive. Get a couple pots of boiling water ready. Take them to the anthill and pour that shit down. Slowly. It will kill the little faggots, and you'll feel satisfied doing it. Thank me later.

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>make dough for focaccia
>wait almost 2 hours to rise
>found dough completely covered in ants

>> No.14664572

>>14662813
>bear ate my hotdogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo