/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14640176
air got in the cheese

>>14640176
cheese worms. throw it all out and buy a new block

outside is yellow :)

>>14640176

Someone fucked the cheese and sealed it back up

cheese worms.
they lay eggs inside the cheese that hatch and then dissolve into the surrounding cheese.
totally ruins the flavor.

>>14640176

You should see what those cheap bastard Swiss do, pic related. At first I thought it was weevils, but nooooo, apparently "it's supposed to be that way". The Swiss also invented the air in potato-chip bags, and the soda cup full of ice.

dick cheese lol

Cheese worms :/

>>14640183
>>14640196
>>14640208
This, you got to look out for this shit when you buy cheese OP.

>>14640202

They're called mountain jews for a reason

>>14640176
it makes the cheese more aerodynamic

>>14640176
it's goatse cheese

>>14640176
You've got cheese snakes, get the fuck out of your house right now and call an exterminator. Those things are fucking deadly.

>>14640250
kek

So that Jews can have sex through it in case the sheets are dirty.

They stole some of it.

One of the biggest scams of our lifetime

>>14640399
Huh?

Fucking assholes sell you cheese by the volume and then it's FULL OF HOLES

>>14641151
>cheese by the volume
>i would like 2 liters of gouda please

>>14640176
Propionibacteria

>>14641180
>Propionibacteria
What is the most common disease caused by Propionibacterium?
Propionibacterium acnes is a gram-positive human skin commensal that prefers anaerobic growth conditions and is involved in the pathogenesis of acne (Kirschbaum and Kligman, 1963). Acne is one of the most common skin diseases, affecting more than 45 million individuals in the United States.

>>14640176
alright... you have my attention only because what in the name of fuck is that wrapper/package?

>>14640250
nice

>>14640183
>>14640196
>>14640208
There is literally nothing wrong with cheese worms. They are natural, get over yourselves. You probably think the fruit flies in your bananas are bad too, huh?

>>14640176
haha looks like a naughty lil mouse got to your cheese first!

>>14641157
>Ask for 2 liters of cheese
>Cheese gets heated and melts into a cup

>>14641466
>liters of cheese
Do euros really?

>>14640194
It was me

>>14640250
big if true

>>14641504
you wish you were that big

>>14640176
>>14641151
It's a scam by Big Cheese to charge you more for less product.

>>14641430
and fig wasps

>>14641393
based horsefucker

>>14640176
I fucked your cheese bro

>>14641430
t. cheese worm

>>14640202
>american cheese
>or real cheese
Gotta choose the lesser of two [spoiler]weevils

>>14641489
that's how we measure our sodas though
I always thought that was strange.

Cheeses only present their holes when they are at peak fertility and ready for impregnation.

Choose your course of action wisely.

>he doesn't know
>he hasn't taken the Val Kilmer cheese pill yet

Get ready for the ride of your life, pal.

>>14640176
Deez nuts

>>14640250
Holy shit lol

>What makes Swiss cheese “holey” is additional bacteria called Propionibacterium freudenrichii subspecies shermanii – P. shermanii for short. Under the specific conditions that Swiss cheese is made, the P. shermanii produce a gas: carbon dioxide.

>Because Swiss cheese is made at a warm temperature – around 70 degrees Fahrenheit – the cheese is soft and malleable. So as the bacteria grow, the gases they emit end up creating round openings. Think of blowing a bubble with chewing gum: As you blow air from your lungs, the pressure forces the gum into a circle. The bubble eventually pops, due to air pressure from your lungs or the atmosphere.

>But when a bubble has formed inside a hunk of warm cheese – and then that cheese is cooled to around 40°F – the hole stays in place. The cheese now has its eyes.

>>14643082
Are you diagnosed with autism? If ypu haven't been yet, you need to go see a doctor.

>>14643082
>Propionibacterium freudenrichii subspecies shermanii – P. shermanii for short

As someone named Sherman P. Short, can I sue them for this?

>>14643211
Does the p stand for penis?

speed holes

>>14640176
it's the tax

mouse house.

I fuckin hate cheese worms.

>>14641430
>when a cheese worm gets stuck and dies in your wheel and you get an extra bit of crunchy protein

>>14640176
if you proof the cheese longer the yeast will develop more than you'll get a crumb with more holes. they must have fucked up that one

>>14640409
It was supposed to be a joke referencing the stereotype that Orthodox Jews have sex through a hole in bedsheet but /ck/ posters and its jannies are totally humorless.

Anyway the real answer that cheese has holes is because of gases created by bacterial culture that get trapped during fermentation.

>>14640176

Global jewish agenda to rip you off for every pound of cheese you pay for. They use the saved cheese to fund Podesta's Comet Pizza where they cover dead bodies of children in marinara sauce and eat them. Donate and follow me at @Blessings_of_trindesian_overlord_PTAHH_Hitler to learn more.

>>14647218
holy based

>>14640176
h-haha sorry OP I got a little carried away last night if you get what what I'm throwing down.