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Rate my traditional American breakfast

>> No.14634146

>>14634139
That's no breakfast. That's just sad.
3/10

>> No.14634153

>>14634146
It wasn't sad it was good. The chili dog went really well with the Arizona.

>> No.14634154

>>14634139
Why the honey bbq slim jim and not the habanero or tabasco one, pussy?
And seriously? You got he mustard, onion chili dog but you go and fuck it up with a ketchup relish dog. Were you dropped on your head as a child? Are you still a child?

>> No.14634155

>>14634139
>no chips

>> No.14634158

>>14634139
Where's the gun?

>> No.14634160

>>14634154
Honey BBQ Slim Jim is the best flavor I think the Tabasco tastes like catfood. Anyway I have nothing to prove since Habaneo is basically then new Jalapeno. The relish and ketchup is on a Polish sausage, it's yummy.

>> No.14634181

>>14634139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJBdi1jia_0

>> No.14634184

>>14634153
That aint no chili dog son

>> No.14634216

>>14634139
Shit man, I'd probably reconsider my entire existence if my breakfast looked like this.

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>>14634139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9rGVlYESF8

>> No.14634223

>>14634139
you eat like a person that works in a warehouse

>> No.14634229

>>14634139
nice baby ruth

>> No.14634246

>>14634139
Why is there afterbirth on those dogs? And why is it so shiny? yikes

>> No.14634253

>>14634139
>traditional
America is a young country. They have habits not traditions.

>> No.14634262

>>14634253
>US - 1776

>Germany - 1815
>Mexico - 1821
>Belgium - 1830

HMMMM?

>> No.14634268
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14634268

You say that as a joke but Japan is serious about it

>> No.14634272

>>14634262
You best be jesting, my nignagerino

>> No.14634274
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14634274

When I lived down South I ate this for breakfast at least three times per week.

>> No.14634275

>>14634272
It's sophisticated humour.

>> No.14634278

>>14634274
mediocre. I'd rather eat mcdonalds and I never go to mcdonalds

>> No.14634279

looks like it already when through your digestive system and out your ass

>> No.14634404

>>14634139
>buying a payday bar

Go ahead and end it

>> No.14634429

>>14634404
Chocolate PayDay is amazing candy bar

>> No.14634438

>>14634274
Why would you put chicken in a dry scone? How is that enjoyable?

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>>14634438
>dry scone
While American biscuits are very similar to scones, I'm not sure they're exactly identical. A biscuit like that is gonna be buttery as hell, I bet.
Biscuit sandwiches are fairly popular as a breakfast item in America. I assume scones are basically never eaten that way, yeah?

>> No.14634483

>>14634274
How fat are you?

>> No.14634502

>>14634139
>no super big gulp
>lack of gun in photo
Are you really american?

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>>14634438
>scone

>> No.14634604

>>14634139
looks based to me

>> No.14634695

>>14634268
I don't see a problem here.

>> No.14634801

>>14634262
Kek fucking rekt

>> No.14634810

>>14634262
Italy is actually younger than the US. Pizza was invented in America hence

>> No.14634824

>>14634810
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cong_you_bing
Pizza is Chinese.

>> No.14634839

>>14634824
Yeah right. That's just a stupid pie.

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>>14634139
>traditional
>American
>breakfast

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14634858

>>14634139
NIGGA WHERE DO THEY SELL THESE NOW???????????

>> No.14634864

>>14634158
This. OP obviously is pretending to be American, must be Canadian or 'stralian. They are both basically America without the freedom and guns.

>> No.14634872

>>14634824
>Links to an article which explicitly contradicts his statement

>> No.14634894

>>14634858
Bought it at Speedway

>> No.14635605

i rate it instant diarrhea/eventual heart disease

>> No.14635612

>>14634139
literally the two WORST condiments you could put on a hot dog, ketchup and relish. fuck.

>> No.14635634

>>14634139
gas station in bedford ma/10

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>>14634139
>ketchup instead of chili and cheese on the dogs
>honey bbq instead of the tabasco meat stick
>chocolate covered pay day instead of the regular one
You were so close lad. Arnold Palmer is good tho.

>> No.14635835

>>14634872
There is no such explicit contradiction, it only states that Marco Polo couldn't have been the one to take the concept to Italy.

>> No.14635922

>>14635612
Sweet relish is gross but dill is kino.

>> No.14635928

>>14635922
Agree but it's always fucking sweet in my experience unless you buy the relish yourself.

>> No.14636115

>>14634139
Throw the payday in the trash. 7/10

>> No.14636184

>>14634139
>no chili or cheese
>sweet Slim Jim instead of original or hot
>chocolate PayDay instead of original
>Arnold Palmer instead of tea or soda
Pretty poor m8.

>> No.14636219

>>14634139
Needs a monster or rockstar instead of Arnold Palmar but you is pretty close

>> No.14636705

>>14634139
mmm type 2 diabetes in 5 years, my favorite.