/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14626499
That's sounds great, I love root beer

>>14626499
Uhh there's usually not a waitress at a buffet they have you pick a drink at the front and you can come up and ask for a refill.

I’ll have a glass of milk actually

>>14626499
Is it alcoholic?

>sugar water

>>14626514
Have you never been to a Chinese buffet?

whats the difference between sprite?

I hate root beer they taste literally nothing alike why do roasties always suggest root beer have you even tried them fuck

>>14626521
That's right.

>>14626528
We only have Sierra Mist here, I'm afraid

>>14626534
Dr. Pepper is just root beer with cherry

>>14626499
never not one fucking time have I EVER heard waitstaff suggest a substitution for Dr. Pepper

>>14626499
breasts are too large

nice bulge

>>14626499

Gimme milkies

>>14626499
Gimme milky

>>14626499
Nice tits, toots.

Cream soda?

>>14626499
How about I grab your virgin pussy, AND you pay me?

>>14626514
I have never seen a buffet like that. Either someone brings you your drink, or you pay extra for a cup and get refills yourself.

>>14626499
I'll just have a glass of milk.

And I'll watch.

>>14626895
Sure, one moment! *goes to the kitchen*

...

*300lbs nigger named Tyronius Alonzo comes out with her* Ayo you best get the hell up outta here white boi.

>>14626499
>think she's really hot
>realize she looks just like my mother when she was my age
FUCK YOU FREUD

>>14626995
Ill suck your moms titties if you dont want to

>>14627010
She's going on 62 now be my guest brah

>>14626995
Freud is not biology. You have wishful thinkining.

>>14627061
>She's going on 62
One of the finest vintage's, yummy

>>14627061
Thanks. Number?

>>14627073
I'm literally pursuing a bio degree don't sass me boi

>>14627089
oh nice, have fun being unemployed you dipshit

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>>14627109
Y-you too

>>14627114
Nice try

>>14627114
>>14627117
lemme guess, you guys have never even touched a woman before have you?

>>14627121
Unironically nice nips no homo

I love sucking big cocks and turning myself into a sissy toy to be used by other men since I'm such a beta wuss

>>14627121

>>14627124
>lemme guess, you guys have never even touched a woman before have you?

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>>14627131
I know you faggots wish you could be me but i am a one in a trillion specimen. I am 233lbs of PURE MUSCLE. Check it out manlet. Ive been lifting since I was six years old. Never missed a day. There are no cheat days for me. I am as close to a machine as you can get. Herakles himself would be jealous of my chiseled abs. Woman flock to me like leaves on a tree. Barnacles to a ship. Goddamn chinamen to a bat. I am the greatest thing to ever grace Gods green earth. You best to recognize and start showing me some respect.

>>14627124
Why, yes, my home board is /r9k/, how could you tell?

>>14627137
didn't we all suck momma's titties for a year or five?

>>14627140
>he calls other people manlets
you have the body frame of a toddler, I'd bet serious money you are under 5'8

>I know you faggots wish you could be me but i am a one in a trillion specimen. I am 233lbs of PURE MUSCLE. Check it out manlet. Ive been lifting since I was six years old. Never missed a day. There are no cheat days for me. I am as close to a machine as you can get. Herakles himself would be jealous of my chiseled abs. Woman flock to me like leaves on a tree. Barnacles to a ship. Goddamn chinamen to a bat. I am the greatest thing to ever grace Gods green earth. You best to recognize and start showing me some respect.

>>14627162
Lol

>>14627153
you need to get your life together son

>>14627121

>>14626499
Never mind then

>>14626698
breasts are not large enough you gigantic fruitcake

>>14626698
>breasts are too large

>>14627216
drink, son

>>14627238

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>>14627161
>>14627162
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>>14627189
Come to my fucking board and trash talk me?? I dont fucking think so. Not today. Not ever. Stay on your manchild board and stay far away from my board. Do i make myself clear? You little bitches. 233lbs PURE MUSCLE. Step up, manlets. Ill whoop your ass in or out the vacuum of space. You want some this? if everyone on /v/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

>>14627303
>if everyone on /v/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing
anyone that could throw a punch without snapping a bone would....this is obvious trolling

>>14627303
If everyone on /v/ was put in a steel cage there would probably be a writhing, sweaty orgy of pasty fatbodies slamming into each other

>>14627303
my fatass would wreck you, i could merely sit upon you and the air in your lungs would slowly escape, your lil musclies trembling under the sheer weight of my mass, no one would be able to hear your primal screams of terror from underneath my folds and folds, you might get lucky and i might pass gas giving you perhaps a few more moments of breathe, but it would be a gasp of air filled with ass juice and ass hair, the last thing you allow to enter your body wouldnt even be my body's waste, it would be a byproduct of my body's waste, and that's all that would be there for you as life leaves you and death embraces your soul as your body collapses underneath the weight of the superior being.

>>14627303
Nice try lanklet

>GLORK GLORK SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP

>>14627303
this is /ck/ you fuckin meathead, ill just ask you a math question and sneak up behind you and rape you.

>>14626513
based aspie

>>14627121
gross tbch
being THAT cut leaves you a burden to hug or snuggle

>>14626895
Are you running for President?

>>14626499
Ill have milk, straight from the jap.

>>14628132
Fuck fuck i meant "tap", shit

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>>14628136
>>14629691
kek

>>14626499
was für eine prachtsau

>>14628132
>>14628136
>>14629691
post milkies

>>14626499
how about some milk straight from the source?

Oh okay, could you make my order to go? I'll pick up a Dr pepper on my way home, thanks.

>>14626499
"Can I get a whiskey and coke please"

" is Pepsi fine?"

"Is choking you out where you stand fine?"

>>14630072
Cringe.

Sorry, i asked for water

>>14626499
I didn't say I wanted a Dr. Pepper, I said I wanted to fuck the heifer.

>>14626499
How about coffee after your shift ends?

>>14627140
1 point for making me reply

>>14627888
Based

>>14626877
Checked and the only true response.

>>14626499
how about a glass of your finest milkers

What the fuck is root beer?

>>14627121
>stand up
>top of chair at max height is at my navel
>doorknob is at my balls
>6'1"

this liftlet is like 5'4"

>>14626949
This is your brain on reddit.

you stupid fuck i want dr pep

>>14626499
how about I pump you full of baby batter

>>14626528
i think its the flav

>>14626698
ur gay

>>14626949
>take Tyronius down to the ground and rape his mouth while kneeling on his neck while winking seductively and making kissy faces at the titcow milkmaid

>>14627238
tits too big

>>14626949
>using nigger
>thinks he’s intelligent

K whatever have fun in your whatever life.