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WHAT THE FUCK!?! FUCK YOU ALUMINUM SHORTAGE! FUCK YOU COVID FOR SHUTTING DOWN CAN LINES! FUCK MASKS! FUCK EVERYTHING. I CANT GET SCHLITZ, BLATZ, OLD STYLE, RED DOG, MILLER 64, PBR HEAVY, OR ANY OTHER BEERS! AND THATS JUST MILLER'S LINE, DIDNT EVEN GO INTO BUDWEISER.

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK! SUCK MY DICK! SUCK MY HAIRY GIGANTIC MICROPENIS SHAFT FUCKING FUCK!!! SHIT!

>> No.14607286

It's gonna be OK.

>> No.14607287

>>14607282
I’m gonna buy the last for 30s of Miller Lite before any of you fags get the chance.

>> No.14607293

>>14607282
I've never had bacon jerky before, how is it? seems like it would be like dog treats or some shit

>> No.14607296

>>14607282
I have not heard anything about this

>> No.14607304

>>14607293
It’s honestly not very good. Tastes about like you’d expect it to. Now, smoke-a-roni, that’s a fine snack.

>> No.14607310

>>14607293
Isn't bacon already bacon jerky though?

>> No.14607312

>>14607310
No

>> No.14607319

bottled beer is better anyway, consider it a blessing

>> No.14607327

>>14607319
>tips fedora

>> No.14607340
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14607340

Imports are scare but the local breweries are all pumping out delicious beer.

>> No.14607419

>>14607340
Yeah I don't get it just go to a brewery. There's one down the road for me with a smoked helles lager that's incredible

>> No.14607426

>>14607282
>stock limited due to ABV conversion
Can i get a rundown on this?

>> No.14607474

Long as I can get my claws I don't care about shitty """"""""""""beer""""""""""""""

>> No.14607484

>>14607304
Love me some smoke-a-roni. Right lush that one is.

>> No.14607485

>>14607474
Those are made out of aluminum too

>> No.14607489

>>14607474
Anon, I...

>> No.14607496

>>14607293
Theres an aluminum shortage? Didn't even notice. All my beers still come in cans.

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>>14607485
Perhaps but they've got stock to last. It's the chuds with their toxic masculinity subjecting themselves to shitty piss water buying them by the pallets. Me? Sipping on a refreshing claw, confident in my masculinity and sexuality my only competition being women who as we know don't drink for shit.

>> No.14607510

>>14607496
Meant for
>>14607282

>> No.14607544

>>14607474
based 34 year old white roastie

>> No.14607619

>>14607504
Those gay seltzers are almost always sold out. They don't have a stock pile of anything

>> No.14607621

>>14607496
there apparently is an aluminum can shortage since people haven't been turning them in as often and not going to restaurants so the demand for cans is much higher suddenly and the industry can't move that quickly without incurring losses.

>> No.14607652
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14607652

>the world is literally on fire
Meh.
>children in cages
Meh.
>american society collapsing
Meh.
>Economy crashes
Meh.
>Lesser beer and liquor companies die out due to shit economy
MUH BEEEER!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14607693

>>14607621
Aren't a lot of municipalities still not accepting beverage containers? I remember a story months ago about some flyover state that had millions of dollars worth of deposits unclaimed because they shut down redemption centers.

>> No.14607710

>>14607693
I assume that's very localized and they only wrote the articles for clicks. I can't imagine a refinery could have an issue with covid. A refinery isn't really a good environment for a virus to live in.

>> No.14607738

Rainer beer is ok.

>> No.14607742

>>14607738
Rainer beer is based.

>> No.14607757

>>14607742
piss flavored bubble water. i know someone with a Rainer tattoo. heinous.

>> No.14607940

>>14607619
Not in my neck of the woods even the fat roasties around here would rather drink bud light. Variety in flavor packs is lacking I'll admit only been the lime, grapefruit, raspberry box for months.

>> No.14608009

>>14607504
bruv, just buy LaCroix or Canada Dry sparkling water and put gin in the top. Mio squirters also a good addition.

>> No.14608054

>>14607757
it's local swill. I've never tried rainier (long wanted to) but whenever I go somewhere I love to try the local swill. I'll buya an Old Style, you're ever in town.

>> No.14608073

>>14607282

Good for you - lay off the alcohol you drunkard.

>> No.14608086

>>14607282
Thank Trump for the stupid fucking trade war dude. No, seriously. Look it up.

That being said, I can get any variety of beer in my town/state so eh.

>> No.14608094

>>14607282
>>14607340

>laughs in pretentious colorado microbrew

>> No.14608098

>>14608086
It's literally covid closing down cannery lines, and the fact that people aren't going out to drink so that kegs aren't the reusable main source of most public drinking.

>> No.14608123

>>14607504
Based. Ain't no LAWS when you're drinking CLAWS.

>> No.14608128

>>14607282
>Coors Banquet
>Rainier
Based gimme it all

>> No.14608332

>>14607496
>>14607621
There is literally no can shortage at least in the US.
t. Actually work with Ball's supply chain

>> No.14608339

>>14608086
>cans are made in china
lol

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>>14608086
>the main source for industrial aluminum is from recycled material because mining and refining bauxite is ridiculously expensive
>demand for goods in aluminum cans has exploded because their local governments have defacto or completely shut down bars, tap houses and restaurants because of China Flu
>less aluminum is being turned in to recycling centers because of a lack of labor or because redemption centers have been shut down or are forced to run at severely curtailed levels
>demand for aluminum is greater than the supply so there is a "shortage"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!! ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!!
Shut up you deranged zombie.

>> No.14608344

>>14608339
Seems believable everything else is

>> No.14608358

>>14607282
Imagine drinking alcohol

>> No.14608447

>>14608332
no one was talking about mason jars you idiot this is beer cans not canning

>> No.14608654

>>14608447
Hey faggot retard guess what else they do that happens to be the majority of thier business?
https://www.ball.com/na/solutions/markets-capabilities/capabilities/beverage-cans
Does your stupid ass think everyone makes thier own instead of dedicated suppliers?

>> No.14608665

>>14608358

Imagine not drinking alcohol. What a failed life

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>>14608344
Shipping is not worth it for branded cans
>>14608447
Guess who made and shipped these to pepsico btw

>> No.14608907

>>14608447
Ball sold the mason jar division in the 90s.

>> No.14609194

>>14608086
Stop blaming trump for everything dumbass.

>> No.14610288

SHITBALLS!!! ACKTUALLLY BOUGHT WHAT WAS LEFT ON THE PALLET. 10 CASES, NO MORE IN SIGHT

>> No.14611186

>>14607282
>Coors products virtually untouched
Maybe I shouldn't have bought that stock after all...

>> No.14611205

>>14607282
>coors banquet still sitting there
this pic must have been taken in some gay homo land full of gay fucking homos.

>> No.14611212

>>14608343
and backs it up with the reddit post of "look it up!"
look up how fucking drumpfs trade war made it hard to make cans. Im sure you could "look it up" about how its cheeto hitlers fault that he cant get it up when he finally gets in bed with a girl too.

>> No.14611221

>>14607419
Maybe think that not everyone has a brewery just down the road?

>> No.14611766

>>14611221
Then move or open one in your basement

>> No.14611845

>>14611766
I live in Wisconsin. Of course there's beer. There's just not my brand of cheap swill.

>> No.14611857

Get fucked flyovers. We in relevant land are having no shortage.

>> No.14611858

>>14611845
Maybe it's time to branch out

>> No.14611971

beer in plastic 2 liter bottles when?

>> No.14612053

>drinking shitty macro variants
Most of the time the main lines are the only good ones. And most of them come in bottles.
I will say though that I find the taste of canned PBR more pleasant due to nostalgia, and I can still find it in my area but holy fuck there's only one store in town that's still charging the usual $7.99 for a 12 pack, everywhere else wants $9.99, and I'll be damned if I'm paying almost a dollar a can for fucking Pabst.

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>>14611971
I've had imported Russian beer in 2l. It's strong and gets nasty near the end 1/8th.

>> No.14613316

>>14607282
>His shitty country has logistics problems because of a cough
Lol

>> No.14613368

>>14607282
>FUCK MASKS!
That attitude is why this shit's gone on so long in the first place.

>>14607293
I've tried several types and they range from awful to decent, I generally can't recommend it over beef.

>> No.14613403

>>14613368
If you wear masks, you're a cuck. They don't do jack shit, and there's no sunset date. You're the reason why this shit is going on so long. Reminding people that there's a little coof.

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>>14607282
What if I told you the solution to your problem was sand?

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>>14613403
>If you wear masks, you're a cuck.
OK libtard.

>> No.14613655

>>14607282
>pbr heavy
Is that different from regular pbr? I didn't know they had different lines except for that weird coffee thing they sell now.

>> No.14614003

>>14613655
They started releasing a lotta shit now. The cofeves are pretty good, but I was referring to the 6.5s. Also call the strong boys.

>> No.14615082

>>14607282
I thought the aluminun shortage was cuz of Trumplethinskin's retarded trade wars with literally everyone, not corona. Though I guess rona-chan coulda made whatever shortage we were already in far, far worse.

>> No.14615139

>>14607282
Lol, learn to enjoy Natty Light

>> No.14615147

>>14615139
Based and nattypilled.

>> No.14617040

>>14612781
Kvas is not beer.

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>>14607282
Is this why can't I find 12 pack cans of Orange, Cherry, or Grape soda right now? Walmart, Target, local supermarkets have had nothing for months.

>> No.14618207

>>14618197
The blacks looted it all

>> No.14618325

>>14618207
I fucking knew it!

>> No.14618782

All the beer around me went up in price from .50c to a whole fucking dollar depending on the brand.
Fuck this.

>> No.14619562

>>14618782
FUCK ME IN MY GAY FAGGOT ASS! I JUST GOT THE LAST OF THE PALLET! BALLS!