/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14606275
An entire celery

>>14606275
That's pretty gay bro. The other night I made an absurdly large pile of nachos and ate it all.

A whole Hot 'N Ready. It hurt the next day.

Great grandmother at age 96 made some tiramisu for her birthday. It was'nt much, but the whole family was waiting for her to take it out of the fridge.
It wasn't there! I accidently ate it.

>>14606287
That ain't gay, it's the only cake worth eating

>>14606275
Not this exact one but something damn similar
£20 and worth every penny

>>14606275
Local taco place used to sell some very dank queso (they've changed the recipe and it isn't nearly as good as it used to be), but you could buy a quart of it for something like $7. More than once I knocked one of those out in a sitting with a couple of tacos as well. I'm 5'10 and never weighed more than 160.

>>14606294
I do that all the time, it's 5 bucks and fills me to the brim.

>>14606275
i used to get like $35 of taco bell delivered to me and eat it and then cry

>>14606275
Tin of homemade brownies, salt and vinegar chips, whole milk. I should do it again someday

Once when McD's had their McDoubles for $1, I ate 5 in a row. I sat there afterwards and it fully dawned on me how fucking swine-like that was. The memory of my gluttony haunts me to this day.

>>14606275
What is a princess cake?

>>14607670
if you've got an ikea near you, they sell small ones there in the cafe if you want to try it for yourself:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_cake

>>14607682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35sZZU8X3sQ

kek

>>14607665
it's okay anon. we have all been there.

>>14607665
i ordered mcdonalds once, they gave me 40 nuggets instead of 20 along with the rest of my order and i ate them all that night, dont feel bad. thats why ill never eat mcdonalds again.

>>14606275
Why would I feel guilty about eating food? It's about the only thing I'm good at.

>>14607827
the greasy shits tho

>>14606275
An entire pizza

>>14606275
4 big crunches
2 colonel snackers
4 fries
2 drinks

I'm kind of a part time nigger.

>>14606275
18 wings.
There isnt even a story behind it, I was just hungry and wanted something I could rip the flesh from.

>>14606275
Was vegetarian for like 3 years during high school. My mum made a whole turkey somewhen in that time period and I was left with the side dish for main course. At night I sneaked into the kitchen, opened the oven with half the turkey left in there and ripped apart and devoured everything that was left of it with my bare hands.

I finished an entire meal at Outback when I was younger.
>3 oz steak
>1 lobster tail
>small bowl of 'steak house mac'
>fried potatoes

don't know how I fit all of that in my small body.

I once pulled a homer at an all you can eat Sushi place and ate more than is imaginable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2dmfnSarDI

An entire box of precooked bacon i guess. I'm severely underweight and eat like shit.

>>14606275
I ate an entire princess cake once, I'm lactose intolerant and it not only felt like I'd been punched in the insides it gave me ungodly diarrhoea, worth every second though

>>14608249
>3 oz
So, like one bite of steak?

>>14607553
>Please tell me your order came with a side of those white halal sauces or something similar. I had one of these before and it was the best meals I ever had.

Say hello to my thc cookie. Still waiting for effect to kick in.

I ate six heads of lettuce because I was bored

>>14608290
I hope it kills you, you waste of oxygen.

>>14608593
wow, thats harsh.
I was tricked, no effect

>>14608604
It killed you and now your a ghost, gj.

>>14606275
I ordered one of every kind of bubble milk tea from Kung Fu Tea and drank them all by myself over the course of a week then got a wicked tummy ache.

on more than one occasion I've eaten entire rolls of cookie dough
I just peel the wrapper like a banana

>>14606275

Are you a princess?

>>14606275
What does Princess Cake taste like? Just by looking at it I'd imagine some sort of pistachio flavor

A large Dominos 3 meat pizza when I was at my fattest.
Thankfully I've lost over 50 pounds since then.

>>14608604
Famous last words when it comes to edibles
Give it time

>>14608939
It is made from cake bottoms, whipped cream, vanilla sauce and marsipan on top then springled with floursugar (modern variations often have strawberryjam as well) and dont forget the marsipan rose so people have something to fight about so you can probably get a feel for what it would taste like, exactly heavenly.

>>14609033
Tried. Fly on the neck.

Was planning a chill dinner with me and the gf, pic related was in the oven. A couple glasses of wine later we got into some ridiculous fight and she left. I finished the rest of the wine and ate the entire lasagna in a tearful, bitter rage. The diarrhea the next day was immense.

The worst I can think of is eating an entire medium Dominos pizza followed by almost an entire pack of Oreos with multiple glasses of milk. I was very drunk and high.

>>14609077
>marzipan
>more marzipan
so.. sugar with incredible aroma of almonds?
Doesn't sound like something that I can eat more than a single 20g bite, but glad you like it

>>14606275
I once had 2 nutella sandwiches in a day instead of 1

>>14606275
Ever had an orange and BBQ sandwich my man?

>>14608265
>>14608231
>>14607994
>>14606294
I’ve done all these, the pizza one more than once

>>14610682
We're talking pretty mild flavors that mix well together and it is usually a pretty mild marzipan (are there different types of marzipan? I feel like some has really strong flavor while others not so much) if you get a chance to try it you should, it's a pretty simple cake that most people seem to like and if someone doesn't like marzipan the just take it off and give it to someone else

>mfw I see meals I eat regularly ITT