/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14603498
Why do you constantly post pictures of pies in your car?

>>14603513
he thinks we're impressed by his lavish lifestyle

#pumpkinpie

>>14603498
Wheres the nutsack?

>>14603513
they are good pies

>>14603498
Did you finally sell the GTI?

Smoosh the pie into your floorboard.

>>14603519
But I am impressed

Do they make apple pies? I need an answer

>>14603815
this, except smash it into the air vent.

>>14603827
the apple pies are not great. they have no real ingredients; it’s like a pre-made syrup they just inject into the middle of a crust. the pumpkin and pecan are a lot more nuanced in their texture and taste better

>>14603949
so the answer is "yes" you retarrd

>>14603978
go burn in hell

>>14603978
You're not even the one who asked the question, asshole

>>14604001
>>14604014
learn how to read and give proper answers, dipshits

>>14603513
He said it's what he lives for.

>>14603498
>Shit
Well you're not wrong.

>>14604046
Fuck you I'll reply with whatever random thoughts pop into my head and you're going to like it.

>>14603949
Wow, your Walmart sucks ass. Their apple pie still sucks here but it has real apple in it.

>>14603498
Enjoy your erythritol shits

>>14604065
I dont understand

>>14604065
>beaner hand
this is why i never buy anything from wetbacks

>>14603949
>a 50 cent Walmart pie
>nuanced in texture
>Walmart pie
>nuanced

>>14603498
Do you ever get the beef and mushroom pie?

>>14604089
my favorite is blueberry

>>14604065
lol

>>14604114
to be fair you have to have a very high iq even BEGIN to comprehend the subtle genius behind Walmart’s tiny pies.

Does Walmart still make those little boston creme pies or did they nuke that?

>>14603498
That's because you're a better person than most of the people in this thread and have great taste. Kudos, anon.

>>14603498
>>14603807
THE ALL CONSUMING SOY

>>14605003
Oh no no no

>>14605003
audible kek

>>14605003
Surely he wanted to be caught...right?

>>14605003

>>14604097
You can tell all that by a hand? What if he just tans?

>>14605003
ENHANCE

>>14605003
Amazing

>>14603513
At least he calls it what it is.

>>14605003
haha what a faggot

>>14605003
someone shop a gigachad face into the reflection.
I have no idea how to do it myself.

>>14604065
why does this video exist

>>14603498
>>14603807
how much do they cost?

>>14605391
Make your own, faggot. There's nothing better than a freshly baked pumpkin pie. Other pie fags need not reply.

>>14605395
pumpkin pies are an american speciality, we don't have this in France

>>14605003
How old is this pic now? A year?

Get lost.

>>14605395
of all the delicious fruit pies you pick the one made out of a fuckin gourd. but pumpkin cheesecake is one of the best cheesecakes no doubt.

>>14605391
90 cents
Kroger pies are better btw. I buy 5 every time I go.

>>14603519
>impressed by his lavish lifestyle
Living in your car is a lavish lifestyle?

>>14605003
He looks exactly like the kind of person that drives a Volkswagen. I bet he has a female friend that owns a Fiat.

>>14605400
Shit I didn't know pumpkins didn't exist in frogland :^)

>>14603498
absolutely disgraceful

the patrician's choice is Table Talk™ pies

even those crusty frosted Hostess fruit pies are super-erior to that Walmart trash

get some culture

>>14605003
hahahahahaha soycunt

>>14605401
It’s still the same fag, retard

>>14605419
ITS A GTI BRO, ITS WHAT THE FAST AND FURIOUS DRIVE IN EUROPE, SOCCER SCARVES, TECHNOMUSIC AND ALL THAT

>>14605401
it say best if used by 10/14/20
unless this pie last for over a year I'd say very recent

>>14605003
The literal embodiment of s0yb0y holy shit

>>14605003
oof

>>14605003
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

>>14605003
Oooooooooooooh nooooooooooo

>>14605422
Gtis are fucking great you spic

>>14603498
Why do fucking retarded yanks put pumpkin in a pie, don't they know you can't beat a proper steak and kidney.

>>14603498
Do airheads really need airbags?

>>14605003
LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN!

>>14605003
idgi
he looks like a dude

>>14605003
>this many newfags
everytime

>>14605443
>eclair pie
The fucc

>>14605003
OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT HIS GLASSES

I love the little pecan pies. I know that I'l eat an entire god damn pie if I buy a big one, so these are perfect when you want a "slice" every once in a blue moon.

It's not shit if you like it

>How old is this pic now? A year?
>Get lost.

>>this many newfags
>everytime

>>14603498
No you don't. You live for petty attention.
No on knows you, and no one gieves a fuck.
Rip, anon

>>14606039
holy mother of kek

>>14605405
did somebody say kroger?

>>14606782
t. this is you

>>14606782
Many such cases

>>14605082
You can tell by the skin color, that type of shirt, and the type of car.
It all fits

>all these fucking newfags
go back

>>14607143
They ruined the original image

>>14603498
>i live for this shit
Obviously you don't live for female companionship.

>>14607151
10/14/20?

>>14605422
Volkswagens are excellent cars

>>14608590
>thinking those processed Hostess tier pies are actually "fresh" made

i love walmart 50 cent pies
they make my pp get a big rise

>>14603498
Hey they sell those at my store.

Any idea what the calories are for just one of them?

I wanna say they are around 450 each but I'm not sure.

>>14608601
So was Ladas-
What? did you say Skoda?

>>14603498
i bet you blast eurobeat hoping for someone out there to recognize it but instead everyone just cringes at you for listening to third rate discomusic from 25 years ago.

>>14606714
it's an american pie company, they'll try anything because we're all sweaty little sugarpigs