/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i thought it was los angeles crocs

At least Bubly is hip enough to acknowledge their shitty name.

>>14599446
It's da cnoat

I love the refreshing taste of Lacrosse

/lakʁwa/ you fucking monolingual burger fuck

>>14599446
It's pronounced "The Croak"

>>14599446
First thing that came into my mind was name of that ventrue faggot

>>14599446
DING DING DING
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE AMERICAN ANONS
It's pronounced like this:
Lah-croo-wah, but faster. Do it yourself. Thank you for your cooperation

>not buying cheaper store brand generic seltzer

What is this 2015?

>>14599446
>Americans
>Foreign words

What a pack of homo's

>>14599446
>luh
>cr-oi
how hard is that?

>>14600222
this is how I say it and im an amerifat

>>14599446
This stuff is basically soda for people who say they don't drink soda.

>>14600240

keep drinking 2 liters of dr. pepper fat ass.

>Literally named after a Voodoo spirit
No demon water in my house

>>14600154

>>14600263
The Cross?

imagine not knowing how to pronounce basic french words

>>14600270
This. I was appalled to hear someone say the name of that beverage for the first time.

>>14599446
Can’t you read cursive? It’s literally du Cnoix. Get fucked retards.

>>14600268
>>14600154
Man Bloodlines 2 is going to suck so much.

>>14600378
We do not speak about that.

>>14600185
the real homo here,. is you

Wouldn't it be pronounce "lah croy"?

>>14600222
How do you get "luh" from "la"? Are you an imbecile? Do you pronounce Latina "luhtina" as well?

>>14599446
Just call it whatever you want, words change when spoken in any given language

>>14600409
This is true to an extent(I cannot stand the word derailleur. It's a fucking French cognate of the English word derailer. Just spell it as derailer. Nobody pronounces it day-ray-ooh), but there are still absolutely incorrect ways of of pronouncing words.

>>14599446
You're supposed to pronounce it as "Le crocks"

>>14600407
Yes. It's luh-teena. Fucking retard beaner.

lah cruah

>>14599446
"La crow" dingus. Does no one know how to pronounce french syllables?

>>14599446
My ex gf pronounced it lee-croyks and i broke up with her

>>14600240
And gum is just chew for people who say they don't chew!

La (as in 'at')
Crwah
Very common surname in frog canada

>>14600378
Not sure what game you're talking about... I'm really looking forward to replaying VtMB this October though!

>>14600240
one of the dumbest things I've ever read congratulations keep up the good work

Imagine caring how words from a dumb language are pronounced.

Fuck jannies

The best water from the best girl.

>>14599446
It should be pronounced like croy. That's how the St. Croix river and island are pronounced in the U.S., and it's an American product.

>>14602231
>Filthy coal burner
>Best girl
Get your head checked, son.

>>14599751
monolingual>ESL
Only need one mode

>>14600184
Nothing really important has changed in five years. For me at least.

>make thing
>doesn't sell well
>make thing, but with faggy french name, insistence it is "artisan" and with an overflated price
>every white american retard claps for it

>>14599446
wtf are you talking about, it's du Goiy

>>14599446
OH NO NO NO FRÈRES WE GOT TOO COCKY

Its spelled La Cnoiy but its pronounced La Crocks

>>14602909
H'whiyet Cloowah

Not sure if my taste buds are off but this shit tastes like cream soda to me I been diggin it heavy lately

>>14600407
Yes

>>14602950
I had key lime once before and it tasted like vanilla. I didn't like it very much.

The new limoncello flavor has a creaminess to it too.

For me, it's Oliet Bang's

>>14600222
Wisconsin trips checked

>>14600577
BASED

>>14600577
fuck yeah dude

>>14599479
And that's why nobody buys that shit

>>14600269
Jesus was a zombie. Can't get more voodoo than zombies

>>14604166
Jesus was fully God and fully man. Please don't insult him, brother.

>>14600184
Walmart's "Clear American" has some pretty good flavors.

Even Winn Dixie store brand is more worth it than this shit.

>>14599446
>>ummm, it's pronounced wa-CWAH
ummmm//./// actually its LA CROY sweetie.... :-*

>>14599446
tfw no grocery store around me have the coconut flavor :(

>>14599446
why the fuck would you pronounce La Cnory luh-croyks retard?

Pure flavor is based followed shortly by Pamplemousse.

>>14599446
>drinking shit tier soiboi drink
I bet you chug semen on daily. Literally stop posting here before I end you. This isn't a drink, it's a fad for femboys like you to signal you enjoy the cock. I imagine you wake up and all the males in a mile radius strap up with a pistol because they know this MASSIVE FLAMING FAGGOT IS ON THE PROWL FOR ANUS' AND SETZLER. The amount of fag you radiate probably turns all animals into some disgusting abomination of semi male/female that likes to fuck themselves.

I can see it now, you wake up in your trendy LA 1 bedroom, 50 square foot apartment and crack open one of these satan drinks. The animals SCREAM in pain as their organs are changed into some weird Slannesh demon hybrid that feeds on semen.

Drink some fucking water for once and put down the trash canned estro for once. Pick up some weights and reclaim your manhood.

I'm getting mad again, this is probably the 2nd gayest board behind >>>/lgbt/ with your stupid as fuck thread. Delete this trash.

>>14604543
>he strikes again

>>14600367
This poster also drinks what he believes to be Bang's rootbeer

>>14604543
Based oldfag.

>>14604543
What is slannesh

hi there. it's me, Steve Lacroix.

I noticed your little disagreement and thought I'd stop in to say that we do, in fact, pee in the seltzer. this is what makes it healthier than water, as here at Lacroix we firmly believe that drinking piss is good for you and we love to drink piss

have a lovely evening and use promo code 4CHAN for 10% off your next order

>>14599446
We just call it crotch water.

>>14600378
at least there's the soundtrack to look forward to

>>14604543
Relax, man, it's sparkling water

>>14600407
frogs get out

>>14599446
>wa-cwah
>not luh-croy

>>14599446
I say "La croy"

>>14599446
Are Americans really unable to pronounce La Croix? Haha how embarrassing!

>>14599446
it's a Wisconsin product

and it literally says on their website it's Lah Croy as in enjoy a La Croix my boy

even spells it phonetically

>>14605436
Just because your jungle nation was colonized and ruled by the French, doesn't make you any better than the US.

>>14604157
I buy it the cherry one is fuckin great