/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14598016
I got banned from my local mcdonalds and had the police called on me for refusing to wear a mask for the chinese flu.

>>14598016
What are some of the reasons you've been banned?

>>14598029
They wouldn't let us host our chess club in their restaurants

>>14598016
stop trying to play chess at restaurants

>>14598036
oh, it's you
you and your autistic chess squad sound like cunts

>>14598025
That really sucks, but you sound like an idiot. You should have at least worn a mask.
>>14598029
Chess-related problems.
>>14598036
Quit fucking trying to impersonate me, you mongoloid. Yes, it's me, the chess club dude. I'm a person with feelings and hopes and dreams, unlike your inferior ass.

I got kicked out of outdoor dining at Chillis, because I pre gamed in the parking lot and went in and fell into tables

>>14598016
I haven't been banned but I've seen plenty of people banned. I don't know how these anti-mask fags have the stamina to walk into business after business after business and get told the same shit - no mask, no service.

Like, how is it worth having the fight in every place you walk into?

>>14598085
>I'm a person with feelings and hopes and dreams
So did the restaurant, they were feeling distressed by your autistic behaviour, were hoping that you will never come back, and right now they're dreaming of better security to keep mental retards like you out.

>>14598132
dangerously based

>>14598154
A restaurant like Chipotle doesn't have feelings. It's a cold, corporate, uncaring machine that needs to be burned to the fucking ground. If anything, I'm too intelligent for a disgusting place like Shitpotle.

>>14598085
man come on its a pandemic they can't really have people using their building as a gathering spot.

>>14598166
Do you not have any reading comprehension?
WE WERE WEARING MAAAAAKS
YOU IDIOT!!!!!

>>14598162
>I'm too intelligent for a disgusting place like Shitpotle.
.too intelligent
>TOO
>INTELLIGENT
>he organizes
>HE ORGANIZES
>A FUCKING
>CHESS CLUB
>IN A FUCKING CHIPOTLE
>TOO INTELLIGENT
holy shit son you're the densest faggot I've ever seen on this fucking image board in years

>>14598177
SHUT THE FUCK UP, IDIOT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH.

>>14598184
based anon sticking it to these image posting faggots with no real hobbies

post more stories about you and your chess club getting the ban hammer

>>14598184
>YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH.
No idea what the hell the Chipotle staff had been through that night either, but it couldn't be less worse than your mental breakdown.

only time i was banned from a restaurant was my date threw a drink at me and smashed the glass on the floor. they banned us both. been barred from lots of clubs/bars though.

Why would you want to play chess in a restaurant you know nobody gives a fuck about your chess playing and 100% are not impressed.

>>14598158
It was a good time, sucks I didnt get to have my appetizer sampler

>>14598197
You know what? Sure. Fuck this city and its fucking shitty restaurants and establishments.

>try to set up chess night at coffee shop
>one of my friends accidentally clogs the toilet
>rather than handling the problem like an adult and cleaning up the mess, the owner bans us

>try an upscale bar
>since we're a chess club, we tend not to drink in order to retain our faculties
>owner kicks us out for "killing the mood"

>try dive bar
>filled with rude, disgusting rednecks
>one fat redneck starts harrassing us
>I try to fight back, but the stupid redneck owner decides I'm in the wrong and bans us

>Panera would have been nice, but two of my friends got banned from there just for asking an employee out on a date

>recently tried to appeal my ban from Barnes And Noble
>stupid feminist employee who felt "threatened by me" screams as soon as she sees me on the premises
>manager bars me from entering and threatens to call the cops

>tried to set up club in a locally-owned mexican restaurant the other day, but the owner told me no
>apparently a bunch of rat managers throughout the city have been spreading rumors about me, and now my reputation is ruined

All I wanted was a nice hangout for me and my friends but these FUCKING IDIOTS HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING! I JUST WANT TO PUNCH A WALL NOW AND HURT PEOPLE!

>>14598184
Wait, is this the actual chessfag, and not just some Anon impersonating him?

>>14598260
For the last time, yes.
Let me guess, you're some anti-intellectual shithead?

Chess is gay, poker is based

>>14598184

>>14598277
YOU BETTER FUCKING HOPE i DON'T FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE! i CAN INVENT THIRTEEN TIMES THIRTEEN WAYS TO MAKE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!

>>14598271
No, I'm just some faggot on a swabian cabbage fermentation forum who thinks that your autism is funny. I still don't fully believe that you're not making all this stuff up.

>>14598242
try a game store. they let tons of d&d and magic autists in, they'll accept you

>>14598242
sounds like theyre being unreasonable OP, share more about your experiences at barnes and noble?

>>14598293
tHOSE PLACES ARE THE WORST. NOTHING BUT FAT, AUTISTIC LOSERS
>>14598295
I JUST THOUGHT SHE WAS CUTE. I TOLD HER SHE WAS CUTE. THEN SHE STARTED CRYING AND I GOT BANNED. I HATE WOMEN AND I HATE THE PEOPLE IN THIS SOCIETY!

>>14598173

Why not eat get a little takeout bag, go to a locla park and eat outside by a bench or on the grass while you play chess? Problem fucking solved.

>>14598242

It seems like every time you and your band of merry menlets get banned or in trouble, it seems like its due to one common denominator hmmmm

>>14598184
Stop stuffing the bishops up your asses.

>>14598302
>tHOSE PLACES ARE THE WORST. NOTHING BUT FAT, AUTISTIC LOSERS
ironic

>>14598025
>Go back
>Wear mask
>They can't recognize you
ez

>Dumped a beer on a guys head after he was a sore winner at bar trivia.
>Manager says, "That's it! You're cut off!"
>"You can't cut me off! I already closed out!"
Good times.

This is the worst thread ever on 4chan

>>14598242
A chess club sounds like a pretty chill activity. But your group actually sounds like a good time the way you guys are mixing it up, I would definitely hangout with a group like this. I wish you luck anon.

>>14598293
let's be real, no one is handing over the Magic tables filled with highschoolers and the old guys doing the historical war game aren't giving up some space. No one's moving aside the Warhammer scenic table. and the RP groups are gonna defend their turf.

>>14598350
a bloo bloo bloo

>>14598302
>NOTHING BUT FAT, AUTISTIC LOSERS

>>14598351
thank you
>>14598329
SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD
>>14598308
I WANT TO PLAY INDOORS WITH AIR CONDITIONING AND GOOD FOOD

>>14598364

Then invite people to your place, spend time cooking with your friends and enjoy the comfort of your own home?

>>14598378
His mother won't let him, his friend kept hitting on her.

>>14598302
i can actually relate to this.
>in school
>i worked on like half a dozen entire lab reports with this girl
>one day i told her she looked cute without her glasses when she had took them off to put on the goggles and whatever
>she had an autistic breakdown in the class
>i never got paired with her again
>got like a semi-detention where they just took away my free periods and made me go to a study hall
>my coach (who knew i was gay) just chilled with me.
>it wasn't that bad. he brought krispey kremes for us to snack on too after like the second day.

>>14598132
i laughed

>>14598397
>my coach (who knew i was gay)
imagine getting cucked so bad by a girl you turn gay

>>14598143
it's rich white boomer problems
they don't have anything real to complain about so they sperg out about masks at every opportunity

Why don't you just host your chess club in your house? Is it because you're an autistic manchild and you don't want anyone to see your neckbeard nest? I'm thinking so...

>be gigantic homosexual
>go to new cafe in gay part of town with ex
>ex asks counter girl, out of fucking nowhere, "are you a lesbian?"
>counter girl loses her shit and bans us both
>cafe went under a few months later, so it doesn't really matter i guess
That's the one and only time and it wasn't even my fault.

>>14598412
i was already gay but you can keep projecting if you like

>>14598426
>was
>past tense
So gay conversion therapy works? Good for you.

>>14598242
library or hobby shop you dumbass

>>14598350
>babby can't cope with his loss of /babish/ threads

>>14598162
Then there's no reason to cry about not being allowed there, now is there?

>>14598016
You sound like you kinda deserved it. But had anyone else noticed that quality has gone to shit since the pandemic? For all the bitching and whining about how hospitalityfags are doing, you'd think they'd be doing everything they can to retain customers. All the local places I used to go to and were good, now have the shittiest attitudes when I order or pickup/delivery, I just called my local pizza place like 25 mins before they close, and they picked up, said "CLOSED" and hung up. And half the time I do order from places, they fuck up the order now anyway. Maybe I'm the dickhead, but I never really had issues before 'rona. I know I've upped my cooking game, and so have a lot of other people because of this shit, so I really hope a lot of these places just fucking tank.

>>14598364
I'm going to lay this out for you
>buy the food
>either get it delivered or drive home with it yourself
>have people come to your house
>eat the food there
I thought chess was for smart people.

>>14598391
heh, nice

Reminder face coverings and basic bitch medical masks to not stop the spread of covid particles and are literally worthless
People should be made to wear N95 masks, anything less only exists to give normalfags the illusion the government knows what they're doing and in control

>>14598510
They're assblasted because state governments decided food service was essential business and allowed them to reopen or even stay open during lockdowns so while everyone is staying at home earning NEETbucks they're still slaving away

>>14598564
>Reminder face coverings and basic bitch medical masks to not stop the spread of covid particles and are literally worthless
except for the fact that mask mandates have slowed the spead immensely and the fact that covid is aerosolized is dubious at best, it's most likely just droplet like flu and other cold viruses.

>>14598564
>>14598589
>basic bitch
>>>/r/eddit

I live in Canada and maybe 1 in about 50 people actually wore a mask at peak, and it's even less now. Our strategy involved being asocial fuckwits and treating Asiatics like pariahs. Huge success, if only our retarded government didn't take advantage of the "crisis" to push a bunch of irrelevant such through while ignoring legal process.

>>14598510
Less staff, less oversight, less chance that a customer is going to send their food back and complain. I personally have never had a problem ever since restaurants have opened up for dine-in

>>14598601
>leaf
>retarded opinions and no argument
Checks out.

>>14598302
>fat
>autistic
>losers
you are literally fat autistic losers who are stupid enough to try and set up a chess "club" in fucking public places. Just go to someone's house for fuck's sake.

>>14598589
It's almost like when it's mandated you have to wear a mask people buy the one thats scientificslly proven to work instead of pulling up their shirt or buying some trendy shit from etsy

>>14598601
Fuck you normalfag, kill yourself you filthy leaf

>>14598611
seconded

Got banned from a restaurant for drinking a 4loko from my jacket on the porch and then chugging it in the parking lot. Called the cops and then I hid in the bushes

>>14598364
Besides not being able to find a place that wants to accept you and your incompetent friends, but take a moment to realize how fucking pathetic you are. You're sperging out over people trying to tell you not to be so much of a sperg. You question why women hate you yet you can't look in a mirror?
Get some fucking help brother.

>>14598611
>>14598617
>>14598620
Sure is fucking Redd/int/ in here.

>>14598646
You're the redditor here you're a fucking weed smoking retard you dumb leaf
Why don't you import more niggers and chinks into your country

>>14598652
Just because I live in Canada, doesn't mean I'm a citizen. Now go back to your cute little containment flagboard where you can get upset at people for their IP locations.

>>14598656
I'm not a leaf I'm a nigger living off their welfare
You sure showed us buddy

>>14598656
>openly boasts about his cunt
>is shocked when people meme about it
you sound like an offended redditor desu

>>14598601
Schrodinger's leaf
>Stupid fucking Amerifats all have covid because they won't just bend the knee and wear masks like the rest of us limp wrists
>Lol none of us Canadians wore a mask and we had absolutely no cases of covid, every statistic was from Americans who came over the border
No matter which outcome, still a faggot leaf.

>>14598184

>>14598656
>leeching off a country and not either proud to be, or wishing and lying about being a citizen
What's it like being even worse than a leaf?

>>14598660
>>14598664
>>14598671
>>14598675
Oh, look, it's the retarded redd/int/ posters who have never worked outside their own country before. How's it feel to be so poor you assume everyone is on welfare like you?

>>14598701

I just vacation in other countries. Im not from such a shithole that I have to leave my homeland to send money back home

>>14598701
I'm european pal, I've travelled all over
>American I meet in a bar invites me to go shooting the next day
Leafs just suck you're americans without freedom

>>14598710
>>14598717
Baw, baw. I bet neither you have worked for an international company that wasn't a fast food chain.

>>14598717
Based eurofag. I'd go drinking and shooting with you anytime.

>>14598717
>I'm European, pal
lol, imagine being this cucked out of a national identity

>>14598717
Europe isn't a country, SEAnigger.

>>14598725
I work in IT for Amazon, I bet you work sucking dick and selling pot you dirty leaf

>>14598726
>Guy tells me how he owns a short barrel because it's "technically a pistol"
>Tell him how I own a crossbow as I do not need a license for it unlike A LITERAL LONGBOW
>Recommends me a new bolt type for home intrusion
It's almost like if you value freedom, Americans will like you, no wonder the leafs are seething

>>14598734
>>14598754
>Tell me your ethnicity and nationality so I can make specific potshots
Nice try leafs

>someone said the C word
>/int/fags and /pol/tards reeling
The perfect bait. I'll remember that one.

>>14598774
Lmao, you got Merkel'd into being ashamed of your own country on a cooking board.

>>14598717
>>14598774
mutt hands typed these posts

>>14598271
does playing chess in restaurants elevate you to the humble status of intellectual?

>>14598774
>I work in IT for Amazon
Okay, Daryoosh. Way to out where you really come from.

>>14598025
i mean, how the fuck are you even supposed to eat with a mask on. cut a hole at the mouth?

>>14598725

No. I started working real estate management and then started buying into new purchases and investing into properties I had previously only managed.

>>14598785
>>14598789
>>14598792
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE A EUROPEAN SUPPORT THE SECOND AMMENDANT YOU MUST BE A MUSLIM
Seething leafs

>>14598802

The restaurants in my area are all outside sesting only with 6 feet between tables so people just remove their masks then.

>>14598814
I'm German, and I find your larping to be hilarious. Maybe this board does need flags so we can tell what SEA country you're actually from.

>>14598802
You wear a mask unless you are at your table. I'm unsure about if you should have them on when you are at the table before eating though, but most of this stuff is fucking Calvinball anyway.

>>14598814
>EUROPEAN
I know of two countries in all of Europe where they're this ashamed of who they are

>>14598826
>I'm German
I'm sorry

>>14598834
Better than you, poo.

>>14598839
lol, k

>>14598826
>I'm German
Kek, you fuckers voting for merkel are trying to imply any other european nation is worse than you? You are literally voting to import turks and "turks refugees"
I would love to see flags on every board buddy, your grandfather would have shot himself in the head if he knew you were born years later

>>14598832
Yes I am very sure you are eager to know my specific nation, that's why it bothers you I won't give you the knowledge
Because it otherwise you would have to acknowledge canada is a complete shithole and only getting worse
>YEAH WELL WHAT ABOUT EUROPE AND YOUR COUNTRY I DONT KNOW
Say it, say it, I dare you, make a guess

>>14598853
Glad to

>>14598853
>SEAmonkey desperately scouring /int/ for topical information as we speak
You're not even ashamed of where you come from. You literally come from nowhere.

>>14598853
Hilarious bait. Still not Canadian.
gb2 redd/int/

>>14598871
>Anyone who disagrees with me is filipino
Tell you what buddy, post your hand and I will reply with mine
I guarantee I'm whiter, you're confident in yourself right?

>>14598881
Only redditors cry about someone not agreeing with their hyper left wing politics

>>14598802
You take the food home to eat because all the restaurants are take-out only

>>14598885
>LEEEAAAFF! LEAAAAAFFF!!!!
>WHAT? I'M NOT A MONKEY! ME EUROPEAN! GLORIOUS COUNTRY OF EUROPE!!!!!!

>>14598853
Glad to know they haven't banned all Indian IP addresses.

>>14598895
>>14598896
>oh no I was asked to post my skin what do I do
Typical subhumans

>>14598895
Redd/int/ in a nutshell.

>>14598900
Are you illiterate or ESL? This is your brain on /pol/.

>>14598814
>>14598853
>>14598900
Shitalian.

>>14598908
That would explain a lot.

>>14598908
inb4 "n-no im not..."

>>14598905
>>14598908
Stop seething and post your skin
If you're white you can blow me the fuck out, why is this so hard?
Is it that you're not white?

>>14598914
Good luck on your TOEFL. With a good score, you might someday get that dream job in America so you can provide for your family back home.

>>14598914
Shitalian confirmed.

>>14598914
which jungle/island nation are you from?

>>14598132

>>14598918
>>14598920
>>14598926
You're afraid to post your ethnicity because I'm white and you're not and everyone will see it
Imagine being ashamed of your race

>>14598914
>GUYS, I'M USING YOUR BUZZWORDS! I'M FITTING IN, RIGHT?
Redd/int/

>>14598936
Alright, Mr. Huyhn. We all believe you. 100% pure European phenotype.

>>14598936
Says the guy ashamed of both his country and race.

>>14598941
Where is you're white hand buddy?

>>14598936
Is reading English this hard for you?

>>14598936
Imagine thinking just because you're white you somehow worth a shit. It's like thinking because your sports team that you are a fan of won the championship that you are somehow better for it.

>>14598947
I am ashamed of my country, however not my race
That makes me better than leafs ashamed of their race but proud of their country importing "refugees"

>>14598948
Up your mother's yellow cunt.

>>14598954
And yet you refuse to admit either... HMMM?

>>14598954
The absolute state of obsession with this third-worlder.

>Literally no one will post their skin as they are ashamed of being brown
Thanks for proving my point
I claim victory

>>14598964
Who are you replying to?

>>14598964
Doesn't that just prove that you're brown as shit, Poojeet?

>>14598964
Here you go faggot.

>>14598974
LMAO, he posted it

>>14598974
>whitoid
>soi wrists

>>14598987
Soy wrists that DL 486lb

>>14598974
I accept your concession of defeat, leafcuck

>>14598974
>alcohol in plastic bottles
>doughy body
>thin bodyhair
>weak hands

>>14598989
>he uses the tryhard wordfilter evasion soi instead of just saying soi

>>14598992
>whaaaaaa you're not white
>whaaaaaa you're doughy
fucking kill yourself shitskin.

Holy shit, this place is just fucking Redd/int/.

>>14598974
I swear to fucking god dont give nazis fucking evidence you're never lifted a weight in your life for fucks sake
This is why no one posted their skin, you are literally enabling trumps re-election you fucking idiot, they are laughing at us now

>>14599018
wat?

>>14599026
drumpftards always pull this shit
>You're not white
>"Uh yeah I am"
>Lol look at your little biceps you don't even lift
It's not about proving us wrong but about making a mockery of leftists they can post in their fascist circles, body building and lifting weights is a hotbed for fascist recuirtment

>>14598350
It's a solid fucking contender

>>14599070
I'm the whiteposter and even I agree

>>14598038
kek

>>14599026
is this loss?