/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Show us your belly

Are your nipples puffy and sore?

>>14592340
When are you expecting?
>>14592343
This.

you'll be a fat cunt mum

>>14592340

Look, do you /want/ junior to be a gamer?

>>14592359
That's what a good pregnant mother should be.

>>14592362
Kid is probably already hitting the vape and waiting to rise up.

Show belly.

>>14592343
>>14592355
Bf is in the room :(

>>14592352
yes

>>14592355
November!

>>14592388
>Boyfriend
I hope you're at least getting married. You've already committed a terrible sin, don't double down on it. But more to the point, congratulations! Motherhood is a tremendous burden but also a great joy. Good luck.

>>14592388
gissa lads a nip

ITT: incel larps for other incels

>>14592400
oh yeah we're getting married eventually, he just doesn't make much $$$$$$ from work and I don't wanna pressure him with wedding expenses

>>14592415
>Implying that's a good excuse.
Weddings do not have to be expensive.

>>14592415
Is he by chance a nigger?
Will your baby be white, or are you contributing the downfall of the nation?

>>14592340

OP is a tranny deliberately inciting posts like >>14592343
>>14592352
because it's his fetish. You're feeding it.

>>14592435
>Chinese
>respectful
>bi-lingual
>educated
>welcome in other countries
AHAHAHAH, oh boy I needed a good laugh. As if the PRC isn't the muttiest country in the world.

>>14592340
my gf is pregnant and she makes me drive her to chick fil a 30 minutes there 30 minutes back at least 2-3 times a week now. and to make it worse she thinks putting peanut butter on the spicy chicken sandwich makes it better

>>14592445
>not the pantsu bait and switch version

>>14592449
Ace detective work there Sherlock, must've taken you days to crack this case

>>14592435
this is the first time ive seen this template used semi-correctly in ages

>>14592474
Coping OP before 'she' joins the 40%

>>14592388
>sex before marriage

Dumb thot. Kid will grow up without God and you're the reason. I bet you can't even pickle. I swear I hope you don't live near me because I can SMELL the sin radiating off of you (PS it smells like cheetos and old bay).

>>14592415
>oh yeah we're getting married eventually
>mfw hearing that
Heh. Sure.

>>14592449
oh no I wouldn't want to do a pregnancy roleplay with a cute tranny that would be awful haha

>>14592507
Preach it brother/sister.

>>14592488
Seething 15 year old who just learned about trannies

>>14592340
I would pay to smell those vinegary pregnancy shits

>>14592507
Is this the angry oldfag??

>>14592340
How could you bring a child into this world? Shame on you

>>14592591
Yes and I'm still angry about that retard who couldn't pickle. It's been days but I'm still fuming.

>>14592340
ur kids coming out early

>>14592340
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BOYFRIEND
JUST FUCKING TELL US

>>14592340
All of 4chan: "a-a female girl?"

>>14592507
This but unironically

>>14592340
>I can't stop eating hot cheetos with old bay seasoning
Yikes, throw it all out if you can't control yourself and don't buy it again. Too much sodium. You're gonna get dangerous preesclampia!

>>14592507
this guy doesnt have any sex

>>14593314
34 y/o boomer with two kids and a wife on a farm. Get fucked thot.

>>14592340
>>14593029
WHAT FUCKING COLOR IS YOUR BOYFRIEND SAY IT

>>14593371
He's black if you must know

>>14592415
>oh yeah we're getting married eventually
lol
he's got a pregnancy fetish and is going to drop you like a rock the exact second you give birth

>>14592507
Based boomer

>>14592415
>don't wanna pressure him with wedding expenses
but you're having a kid???
man you two must be complete fucking retards, no wonder he doesn't make alot of money

I don't even have to try and guess if you're american or not

>>14592507
>>14592618
>pickling anon strikes again

i don't like women bros

>>14593356
dead bedroom in 5 years max

>>14593375
We know.

>>14593314
>t. 19 and thinks it is not only acceptable but actually more sexually attractive to have no morals, standards, self-worth or integrity

>>14592340
That's sounds dangerously salty.

>>14592415
Just go down to the court house and get married. You can have the ceremony later.

>>14592590
kys

>>14593384
Weddings are stupidly expensive, man. Sounds like they're being smart to me.

>>14592507
Based and clearpilled. Idk your political bent or ideology one day we're all gonna wake up and realize we destroyed the children and the family.

>>14592445
Entered this thread for this.

>>14594402
If they were smart they wouldn't have gotten pregnant when they're not financially stable.

>>14592415
When I got some woman I met on craigslist pregnant we got married in a nice ceremony in a field for a couple hundred bucks. Marriages dont have to be expensive.

No uterus but my favorite food craving is lightly toasted cheap hot dog buns with olive oil, salt, and an Italian spice blend drizzled on afterward

So soft and puffy inside, just lightly crispy outside, a tiny bit sweet, warm, and with the comforting flavors of home. Like a savory marshmallow

>>14594457
Nobody ever has enough for that. Everybody scales back their lifestyle and scrapes enough together to make it work. If only spoiled richkid brats were being born and raised, the future would be bleak indeed.

>>14593314
stfu tard, everyone knows nick rochefort fucks exhaust pipes

>>14592340
How do you expect to give birth without splitting your cock open?