/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cinnamon and brown sugar

I like the wacky reddit edits with inedible things. Someone please post at least 20 of them in this thread. I'm sure there's a gallery on imgur you can find them all in.

>>14591930
I don’t like the frosting so for me it’s pic related

>>14591930
This is the only thing I eat for breakfast, eggs are too icky and I don’t eat meat products so it’s either this or cereal, and I don’t really like cereal at all

>>14591943
>eggs are too icky
Do zoomers really??

>>14591949
I think I have an allergy to them, every time I eat eggs my stomach hurts

Does /ck/ actually toast them or eat them straight out of the packet

>>14591957
Eat them out of the packet

Toasting them is too much effort

>>14591953
oh yeah i get that it sucks
it's the white that does it to me so i still eat mayo and hollandaise and shit

>>14591943
>eggs are too icky and I don’t eat meat products

>>14591957
You really gotta be a lazy dumb faggot bitch cunt to prefer them untoasted. Only time it’s acceptable to eat out the packet is if you have no toaster. They are literally ten times better toasted and warm with all the filling activated and gooey like your mothers cunt

>>14591943
>>14591953
>>14591959
>>14591964
>

Interesting fact: Pop tarts in canada are limited to half a dozen flavors, but the ingredients are different compared to the US version. The canadian types just taste like better versions of the US pop tarts. In particular, they absorb milk alot better.

However US pop tarts have the advantage of having dozens of different flavors. So it's a case of quality vs quantity. But among those half dozen canadian pop tart flavors in production, Smores happens to be one of them. And Smores is my favorite flavor.

Frosted strawberry is ultimate and is the Superman of Pop Tarts flavors.

>>14591981
flavour*

>>14591959
>>14591968
I prefer them frozen. Fite me.

>>14591981
In Canada, they come in flavours, not "flavors".

>>14592005
No, he got it right the first time.

God these were so good.

these were amazing

>>14591930
You just posted it

>>14592065
>it's an iToddler who posts the first reddit edit
Pottery.

I'm a europoor and I've never eaten a pop-tard. I see they are available in local imported/delicatessen kinda shop, but only the strawberry flavour. Should I buy one and try out? They're pretty expensive

>>14592086
Nah, part of the experience is that they're dirt cheap and only marginally satisfying. You'd only be getting a subpar experience.

>>14592080
>i...iToddler!!! Hyuck hyuck, that’ll show him!!!

>>14592099
what is it anyway? is that what you eat for breakfast? a literal candy/dessert?

>>14591953
That used to happen to me but that was when I was waking up at 5 am and eating em every day. Now I can eat em just fine again.

>>14591930
Plain.

>>14592109
They're supposed to be like strudels but they're chock full of so much sugar that they're basically dessert. If they're expensive I definitely wouldn't bother, you're not missing out on much.

>>14592104
No need to type out your stutter and post a selfie, champ.

>>14592109
What part of "frosted toaster pasties" sounds like "dessert" to you?

>>14592141
Great comeback, I look forward to seeing what other kind of garbage you decide to post in this thread

>>14592152
You can go back whenever you want.

>>14591930
strawberry

>>14592141
>What part of "frosted toaster pasties" sounds like "dessert" to you?
kek americans
>what part of 'a meal that consists roughly 60% of sugar' sounds like dessert to you

strawberry

>>14592190
The guy you are responding to is a neckbeards fatass
Probably posts on /a/ and /v/ constantly, you are wasting your breath on him

>>14592190
>>14592201
Glad to see the humour went straight over both of your heads.

>>14592212
go back to plebbit, you'd probably get gold there

>>14592229
Oh, sick burn! This is going into my r/4chan folder!

>>14591930

Uncooked strawberry poptarts and coffee from the gas station give a nice cheap energy boost on long road strips.

Only real fags know that poptart store brand Toast 'Ems are far superior to real name brand poptarts.

>>14592099
Woah that Xbox is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

Cherry because it’s the only actual tart flavor.

>>14591930
>all that sugar and sodium

It's no wonder why Americans are so obese.

>he doesn't freeze poptarts

Toaster strudel are better, but these are good