/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14578626
Impossible has more of a seared bite than regular.

>>14578631

This is also a lie.

>>14578626
they both look awful

>>14578638

It's fast food, what do you expect?

My extended family and I went after church one week and did a double blind taste test. A few of us shouldn't taste the difference. Afterwards we actually all agreed that we like the Impossible Whopper better. It tastes better. It's poetically healthier too.

Couldn't* fucking phone fuck

>>14578666
Yeah I'm not touching that disgusting bug burger

>>14578666

$5 bk bux has been credited to your account.

>>14578695
It's made from plants and plant oils not bugs, are you one of those retards?

>>14578631
Will you and vinegary shits guy jump off a tall building already? thx

>>14578666
i mean you just ate like 300g of saturated fats but i guess that's healthy?

>>14578704
No shill intended. It's better.

>>14578725
We're the same person, retard.

>>14578722
>It's made from plants and plant oils
Just say vegetable-fed insect paste its more honest

>>14578626
I agree they taste a lot different. in my opinion, the impossible whopper is better than the original whopper

>>14578741
Do you have some sort of political agenda to push or do you simply lie a lot?

>>14578747
Am I you? No, but anyone with a brain can see your blatant shilling.

>>14578626
The Impossible Whopper tastes better than the old whopper. It's true.

>>14578746
>>14578747
>>14578754
>EAT THE BUGS

>>14578626
>dude COWS release like METHANE GAS into our environment so we need to start eating bugs and plants...it’s SCIENCE DUDE

https://youtu.be/RUOgBmqLd2I

>>14578750
>typing your opinion on an image board is shilling
Please go back
Also I just got me an Impossible Whopper

>>14578626
two whopper in two different countries don't taste the same, it's retarded to believe that the impossible whopper taste the same as the normal one

>>14578764
>I'm not shilling!
>*shills*

>>14578759
Plants aren't bugs anon, take the politician shit back to redit
>>14578761
Samefagging is obvious

>>14578761

What about human farts, tho

I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nononono. No no nonono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater. I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE. IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER.

>>14578776
I bet I release more methane than your average cow

>>14578770
I'm not the youtube poster, just someone not dumb enough to fall for this poor marketing scheme

Lol look at the poster count, ungodly amounts of OP triggering ITT

>>14578789
This guy is now in their commercials

Nigger made it to the big screen

>>14578812
He's pretty funny though, I like him. Plus his memes are sick.

>>14578631
"Seared bite" is literally a marketing buzzword. Shut the fuck up.

>>14578791
Highly unlikely. The cows on those beef farms are eating soy byproduct and corn byproduct and literally produce tons of gas...that commercial isn’t wrong, the idiot that is making fun of it needs to go back to /pol/ where he belongs

>>14578821
He's not, he's annoying and so are you.

>>14578842
Manlet detected

Go eat your McDonald’s slop

>>14578812

I always believed that the original video was a roundabout paid advertisement by BK. Roundabout so that he doesn't have to claim that it is a paid promotion.

>>14578747
Sir, this is 4chan.

>>14578798

here is a (You)

>>14578853
What the fuck are you even talking about, this is the most schizo thing I’ve read in so long

>>14578842
Fuck off Ronald. Searedbiteguy is /ourguy/.
>>>/wsg/3573458

>>14578626
I've had the Impossible whopper at a somewhat good restaurant and at Burger King. At the normal restaurant it was pretty good and meat-like. At the Burger King, the patty was thin and seemed as though it had been cut in half after being cooked judging by the texture of the top half. It was also dry, flavorless, and old-seeming.

I bet Burger King has turned a bunch of people off it by being shitty.

>>14578859
Thanks, but that wasn't me.

>>14578725
>>14578731
the worst one is I'm gay btw guy

>>14578881
Impossible burger, not whopper

>>14578877
Fuck you stupid negroid faggot cuck, you guys have been ruining YLYL threads on /wsg/ and /gif/ for months now

I fucking despise you

>>14578789
based

I’m gay btw, not sure if that matters

>>14578626
I've had both back to back. I actually prefer the taste and texture of the impossible whopper. It's why they can charge more for it. Poor people btfo.

>>14578893
Lost

>>14578905
>>14578884
>>14578887
>>14578789
>>14578764

This is all me btw

>>14578824
>being this new

>>14578915
If they have the 2 for $6 deal I usually get 3 impossible whoppers and 1 old whopper and I'll shuffle them. I can usually tell the difference size the old whopper is really oily and tastes like it's been sitting out for a few hours and the Impossible Whopper has a more seared bite.

>>14578938
How much do you weigh

I bet you’re a fat redditor

>>14578944
I just do OMAD, I'm 6'4 and 160lbs

>>14578961
Wow you also like to LARP

>>14578631
lost!!1!1!1

>>14578980
Want a time stamp? You're obviously triggered by this thread and I'm laffin at how hard you're samefagging.

>>14579022
Fuck off you dumbass, no one cares about your stupid fat American body and your dumbass /pol/ opinions on a burger made out of plants

This thread did it. I'm gonna go to my nearest bk and give it a shot.

>>14579033
are Americans this easily influenced? No wonder a small tribe of middle easterns with genetic deformities can control them like sheep

>>14578666
>after church
You’re not fooling me, Satan.

I'll never eat one. The very idea of it is disgusting.

>>14579051
>le /pol/ attack
OP we know you have an anti-agenda with the burger , and you're obviously retarded which is why I'm gonna go buy a searedbite burger

>>14579072
>the tribe claims another hapless and unaware victim

Enjoy your slop!

>>14578626
What's bks new sandwich they're pushing?

>>14578626
Impossible is more of a cookout flex

>>14579086
I paid full price

>>14578626
Impossible Whopper has more estrogen than a month's supply of HRT tranner pills.

>>14579298
Source? Please tell me it's not a veterinarian that works for a large animal Ag company

Impossible meat is the new Olestra

>>14579302
Dude it’s literally saturated in phytoestrogens, like you are so ducked if you eat more than one of these

Part of (((their))) plan is to effeminate men so we are more emotionally controlled, if you want to eat right do not eat an impossible whopper

>>14579319
Expect a slight name change before it's taken off the market.

>>14579211
How can something weak, disgusting, and lame be a 'flex?'

>>14579356
>How can something weak, disgusting, and lame be a 'flex
Dude it’s just niggerspeak that some 14 year old white kid is parroting, just ignore it

>>14579296

Why the fuck did you buy 10 burgers?

>>14579352
You mean isoflavones? The things that have no effect on the human endocrine?

>>14579388
No he means phyto-estrogens, which fit right into human estrogen receptors. Impossible Meat is FULL of them.

>>14579319
That's the best case. I'm expecting a wave of "Impossible babies" similar to "thalidomide babies."

I only tried one bite of it (didn't swallow because I'm a good girl and spit ;3 ) and there is no way I'm going to get one ever. No one can handle the amount of searness on that bite.

>>14579417

This post is so bad that I want to print it out and burn it.

>>14579417
I bought 10 just for you

>>14579417
Now THIS is shitposting!

>>14579417
Tee-hee!

>>14579417
>/b/tard tranny gives his two cents

>>14579369
For the memes and to trigger OP

>>14579399
That's just not true. Can you provide a source?

>>14579753
>source source source!!!!
gb2r

>>14579763
>>>/reddet/

>>14579296
Lol epic

>>14578626
Burger King has really upped their shilling recently, a shame that no amount of marketing will change the fact that they're the worst fast food chain there is.

>>14579763
If you're just going to pull shit out of your ass, you may as well go back.

>>14578631
oh for fucks sake

>>14578626
They both look impossibly shit.

>>14580481
>worst
Have you not tasted that seared bite yet? oh no no no no no.... How can it have more of a seared bite than a who-

Impossible whopper ironically tastes meatier than the real whopper. I guess the beauty of trying to create something fake is that you dont have to give a shit about what's "geniune" or not, and instead you can just do whatever works.

Science is a great and terrible thing.

>>14581204

You never ate any real meat.

>>14580664
shit meme
>>>/wsg/

>>14580664

This isn't funny.

>>14578666
>healthier
Its an estrogen bomb.

>>14581215
If I wanted real meat I wouldn't be at Burger King.

>>14578666
>healthier
The only reason it even could be mistaken for meat is because it's loaded with salt.

>>14578666
cringe from start to finish

>>14581310
carnoid cope

>>14578626
I think it tastes pretty good, but it's too expensive.

>>14581478
What's a "camoid" supposed to be? Someone who posts on /p/? Use less obscure slang.

>>14579742
we’ve never reached this level of retard before

>>14581512
carnoid is pretty self explanatory....i guess your meat eating habits are making you this stupid

but seriously tho, why does impossible taste like it was made on an actual grill compared to the virgin version

>>14578626
they do taste the same. They were supposed to be marketed to vegetarians, but they are cooked on the same griddle as the normal meat. which defeats the purpose of it.

Nobody claims they taste 100% indistinguishable. The point is that the impossible burger taste a lot closer to real meat than any previous veggie burger and is a pretty practical replacement for a lot of people

>>14582865
>They were supposed to be marketed to vegetarians, but they are cooked on the same griddle as the normal meat. which defeats the purpose of it.

There is no particular reason to believe a vegetarian cannot eat food that has been cross contaminated unless they are vegetarian for medical or religious purposes. Assuming they abstain from eating meat for ethical reasons, having their veggie burger incidentally touch the same grill as a meat patty doesn't really matter.

>>14578666
>A few of us shouldn't taste the difference
A few of you have a shit palate. I can barely stomach most fast food, but I deal when I'm on the road. The impossible whopper is probably the only thing I've ever gotten that I couldn't finish (for reasons other than old, stale, improperly prepared, etc)

>>14579296
Bk won

>>14582747

It tatses nothing like that. It literally just tastes like a veggie burger version of the whopper. All this shit like a "seared bite" is just describing a veggie burger.

I think people who think the impossible whopper better are the type of people who would eat a rare to medium-rare burger. There is like no resistance as you bite into it, which is something I expect when I eat a burger.

>>14583546
I think you have a problem with your brain anon. The Impossible Whopper has a more seared bite.

>>14579742
fuckin kek

>>14578666
>It's poetically healthier too.

It literally isn't. This is factually incorrect. I'm taking the bait.
It's an extremely processed food and in no way should be perceived as a "healthy alternative". It is a plant-based alternative to meat and that's it.

>>14583618
Source?

I'm getting a more seared bite

>>14578666
Vegan lies. I tried it and it tasted like a veggie burger that wasn't disgusting like boca burgers but still not good enough to bother getting ever again. It tastes nothing like beef as vegan propagandists claim.

Personally I think it has more of a cookout flex than the regular Whopper

>>14578626
Well it's the same as people claiming Coke Zero tastes just like regular Coke, it's bullshit but some people can't tell the difference

>he actually tried it
op i really hope you're a women otherwise enjoy your new bitch tits

>>14582865
Vegetarians consume animal fat though.

>>14578747
>EAT THE BUGS
stop doing this to unsuspecting victims you call customers, BK!

>>14578631
>>14578666
Those fucking tranny burgers have like a billion phytoestrogens and not enough amino acids to properly absorb protein. They taste like shit and you both know it. Go dialate now.

>>14578876
>don't google the term "viral marketing"
Sure thing, corporate.

>>14578626
stop making this thread you fucking retarded faggot

>>14579296
>imagine BK wasting food like this while millions starve around the world due to the economic impact of covid
But hey, marketing team, we can ignore it because we can pretend this was organic and not staged!

>>14578759
I’m fine with eating bugs if they taste good.

>imagine not being able to tell the difference between a seared bite and a non-seared bite

>>14584578
Butter yes, but not rendered fat from meat.

>>14578626
I like BK because they were here, dissapeared, but got back. Clearly shows that economy got better.

>>14584611
Lol imagine being this triggered over a healthier burger

>>14584640
Imagine pushing your shit forced meme.

OP here. A day later and this burger is making me take the most vinegary shit that I've had in a while.

>>14584628
I don't work for BK, and it's not my fault you're a poorfag with a job that can't withstand the trumpvirus.

>>14584709
>imagine being this new to /ck/

>>14584710
>fast food
>healthier
Imagine being such a consoooomer that you not only eat factory food from burger queen but also ingest marketing ploys because they tell you its healthy.

>>14584723
You're spamming a forced /wsg/ meme, iToddler. Does it really make you feel like you fit in?
>>>/y/outube

>>14584765
>spamming forced meme
>says IToddler

Okay sheepie

>>14584821
Aw, gonna go cry to mommy now? Tell her the mean man called you out for being a shitposting newfag?

>>14584845
The only newfag here is you who doesn’t understand the culture, 2009 here. Go back to rêddit or /b/ to Jack off to tranny porn you unfiltered glass of retard.

>>14584709
how ja/ck/ is forced, c'mon

>>14584611
>still using the phytoestrogen argument as a point even though it’s been disproven multiple times for years now

Imagine not only being retarded, but being this loud and proud about it. Speaking as someone who eats a shit ton of both meat and plants, you should maybe consider killing yourself since you’re making the rest of us seem as stupid as you.

>>14584551
It tastes BETTER

>>14583637
1 second typing into Google.

>>14585389
I'd try that impossible burger out of curiosity, I hope they don't do them here, tho