/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14583858
i don't think i could ever participate in these. do you ever worry that your coworkers may try to poison you like that one doctor who kept putting arsenic in the break room coffee for like a decade?

>>14583858
Even completely disregarding covid, why would you willingly eat food from coworkers who probably have disgusting kitchens?
Yeah, hook me up with the salmonella subs, the pube cold salad, and the litterbox brownies

>>14583870
>>14583875
yeah won't see any of these again for a while, if ever... also sidenote, #2 looks like they assigned that one the correct number in that picture

>>14583900
It's just as well. After renting rooms with various people and having numerous roommates I don't think I will ever eat food made by others in their own homes unless it has products that don't spoil easily. After living with so many people I now know why at every job I've had so many people take days off for upset stomach/vomiting. So many retards leave shit sitting out that's not supposed to be left out.

Why the fuck did everyone bring beans?

>>14584036
it's a competition, everyone tries a sample of each crockpot and then votes for the best

>>14583858
what the fuck is the point in this? most people suck at making chili. I don't want 9 different fucking chilis. why does everyone bring the same thing in? cut up hot dog buns? you have 9 different fucking chilis there and no fritos, no cheese, no sour cream.

They could put a tiny amount of pee or poo in their dishes and you'd never be able to tell the difference.
After reading that one thread of a guy from /k/ who fed the people who showed up to his live meet cum brownies, I will never blindly accept food from a stranger.

>>14583875
>>14583914
Maybe don't hang around complete slobs. I've been to the households of my coworkers and it's absolutely spotless in their homes.

>>14583870
medicine, take it

>>14583875
Because I'm not a paranoid schizo.

>>14584124
Sour cream merely neutralizes the flavors and spices. Tastelet.

>>14583858
dibs on the cutie sitting alone in the top left

>>14584327
don't stir it in and enjoy eating it alongside the chili

>>14583858
One of the most depressing things I've seen here. Those buns and dogs look like slop so I imagine the chilli is garbage too

>>14584124
>fritos, cheese, sour cream
I remember when I ate chili at age 5 too

>>14584160
Those were good brownies

>>14584462
yeah I'll have a chili with a side of chili with another chili and throw in a cut up hot dog bun too thanks

>>14583858
i dont. office pot lucks and meals were always horrible and i hated forced to interact with all my coworkers

having to work from home was literally the best thing that ever happened to my work life. its amazing how much more productive i am

>>14583875
>completely disregarding covid
as we should

>>14583875
>completely disregarding covid
>believing covid is real

>>14583858
same
>>14583870
take your meds
>>14583875
Yes
>>14584124
then don't go, people enjoy chili cook offs
>>14584449
go sit in the break room and cry while drinking your coffee faggot
>>14584645
You know they think you wanna shoot up the place right anon?

I worked with my aunt for a few years and she won the chili cook off by combining two different types of canned chili and adding jalapenos.

>>14585145
no one fucking asked you stupid faggot...I hope your aunt dies

>>14585162
>no one fucking asked you stupid faggot...I hope your aunt dies
Sounds like auntlet

>>14583875
>>14583914
Mindsets like these piss me the fuck off because y'all wouldn't be getting sick from MY food.
It isn't hard to be clean and be educated about food.

>>14583858
Fuck office potlucks. Bad food, everyone insists you try their shit not to be rude, and it's a reason to keep your ass in the office instead of leaving for lunch.

Plus, I'm not much of a cook, so I always just come in and contribute that generic package of sugar cookies and everyone wonders what the fuck is up.

>>14585197
you should bring cum brownies next time

>>14585205
Luckily I don't work in an office anymore. I'm still surfing on unemployment coin at the moment. I probably will as long as I can.

>>14585228
you're literally no better than a welfare queen

If it has beans, it's chili *with* beans. This means nothing to add more depth is off the table. This begs the question: Where are the onions and bell peppers? No thick cut tomato or kielbasa? Not even a little Italian sausage to break up the monotony? You know pinto beans aren't the only type of beans, right? Have any of you ever cooked without a decimated work brain?

>>14585235
When the jobs come back to my city, I'll go work for them. As of right now, we're at nearly 25% unemployment and half of this shit isn't open at all. No one in my industry can get a job, and I'm not going to go apply for 2 shifts a week at 7-11.

>>14585197
My most recent boss would occasionally make pepperoni or sausage rolls and bring a ton in for the staff.

>>14585296
And I'm sure he was happy you sat at your desk doing more work eating pizza rolls that cost him $2 to make instead of leaving the office for a break. That's why these in office lunches are a trick.

I also don't see what's exciting about day old pepperoni or sausage rolls either.

I thought offices were for working, not cooking. Silly people turning their place of work into a kitchen.

>>14585312
lol at the seethe. you're so jealous of his boss

>>14585312
Who said I was working while eating them? You can usually get away with free breaks in the office with this.

>>14585312
i worked at a store

>>14585329
There's no seethe, his boss is smart as fuck. If I owned a business, I'd cater lunch every day. A tray of sandwiches like $100. If I have 10 employees making $20 an hour and they eat and work through lunch, I'm getting $100 of free labor as opposed to them leaving for an hour. Same if I make it a "lunch meeting."

>office has potlucks
>literally all the white people just bring store bought shit
>all the asians and mexicans bring actual home made foods

every fucking time.
we even got to the point where we banned deserts because all the whites would bring are apple pies and chocolate chip cookies.
no joke.

>>14585341
And I forgot to mention, even better if we make it a potluck for "company culture." Then I don't even have to pay for the food. Way better if you work in an office like I did, where people were making much better than $20/hour, and were all salaried.

>>14585345
>light-skinned mom and white dad
>I look white as a result
>potluck I bring in PR rice and some chipotle pork seasoned with homemade sofrito and ancho peppers
>Mexicans and blacks both trying to claim me as one of their own
>everyone styles past the Publix containers to my gigantic disposable turkey tin

>>14585235
>is granted a once in a lifetime opportunity: mooch off the government for the sake of my health and rights
>is compared to a shit skin with purposefully pumps out degenerate shitheads who will add nothing of value to the world, all so someone can collect much, much more.
Good to know you're one of the retarded ones.

>>14585438
Based mixed race food potluck saver
I miss being able to do shit like this

>>14585345
>living with white friend's family for a summer
>none of them can cook
>everything is instant or store bought and prepared
>don't even add anything ever besides condiments
it's sad really

>>14585445
more like
>both piece of shit subhumans
>both have same end result, feeding off gov't money
stay mad 'groid