/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14583219
fine

>>14583219
>dump pocket spaghetti directly into the Ronald McDonald House™ donation slot
>peel out of parking lot never to return

>>14583219
Wagies don't do that. They close the window and walk away until your shit is ready, then they hand it to you without making eye contact while saying "have a dice day" quickly.

>>14583219
>Hungry. Hurry it up back there!

>>14583219

I'd say "fine" and then stare forward.

Not too bad. This coronavirus stuff is crazy, ain't it?

>>14583219
>Good dude! Man I hate blacks, don’t you?

>>14583219
I'm glad you don't give a shit about your bosses job and aren't shunting me off to the curb to keep window time down.

>hit joint while staring straight ahead
>turn up the tunes
>roll up window

Hi, yes, I'd like to order a um... aha, a girlfriend, actually. You got any of those back there? Oh, no cheese, though. Oh I'm just kidding. Just pullin' your leg, champ. Man, I remember working in a little fast food joint back when I was your age. Really sucked! But I'm sure you didn't need me to tell you that. Haha, time flies. Time flies. Time flies... You know what, kid? I think I know what I'd like. Yeah, a choc-o-lat-tay shake! I haven't had one since I was a kid! And here I was all gung-ho about trying the McRib again but you know what? Life's movin' too fast for the both of us, so why not live a little? Ahaha, so yes, that'll be a medium chocolate shake, champ. Huh? What's that? Ice cream machine's down? So you're not gonna make me a shake, is that what you're sayin? Haha, well, that is. Huh. Yeah, that definitely puts a sting in my afternoon, lemme tell you. You know what? That's bullshit. That's just some prime fucking bullshit. Why don't you sit tight over by the window, alright? I'm gonna come and pull up and blow your goddamn brains out, kid. Are you fucking with me? No chocolate shake? You stupid cunt, you fucking wretched animals. I should burn this shit down to the ground and string you up like a pinata so I can beat the absolute fuck out of you. Fucking idiot. Fuck McDonalds. I'll take a large water, thanks.

>>14583219
It is good
*puts hand on neck*

>>14583219
>go to McFat
>see double mcChicken . . order it lge meal
>see it comes with cheeseburger flavoured shakey fry powder shit
>make a point of asking for the powder shit cos I like it
>bitch says' yer it comes with it'
>get my meal
>no fucking powder shit

>>14583300
Based

>>14583219
If the McDonald's checkout girls mess up my order, I print off a photo of them and hand it to homeless junkies with 200 bucks, and they'll jab her with a HIV positive syringe.

>go to mcFags
>start dating men
Every time

>>14583560
i hate when that happens

>>14583352
>expecting a junkie to do anything other than stab himself with a needle of smack and lie down in a gutter after you give him 200 bucks.

>>14583219
Th-three for fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14583236
Kekked and appreciated

I don't roll my window down until I see the food

>>14583810
based and chad pilled