/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14576769
Mario

Gordon. I want to try his frito pie pizza

test

>>14576769
obv Anthony, would by easiest to co-own a restaurant with a corpse. I get to make all the decisions, he can just sit there and decompose.

>>14576769
Gordon. I’d make a ton of money and wouldn’t spend so much on cocaine as with Mario. Bourdaine would start with gusto and get bored move onto another project and leave me with the whole thing

>>14576816
I think you'd still get sick of him hanging around.

>>14576827
Damn man

>>14576769
Realistically, Bourdain if he were still alive.

Gordon is a nightmare to work with/own restaurants with from what I have heard. Mario would probably start groping all the female staff and Anthony would probably just sit in the corner eating and drinking. Yeah I'm going to go with Anthony.

>>14576769
I read heat by Bill Buford and Mario sounds like an absolute animal

Co-own? I'm not scum, so the place would be a cooperative.

>>14576771
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Batali#Sexual_misconduct_allegations

>>14576776
Wouldn't he throw a tantrum over pineapple?

>>14576829
I just think a business partnership can become financially dangerous when you find out he has a suer's side.

>>14576836
Should have stopped while you were ahead

>>14576835
Based commie

>>14576769
Batali. It's not even a question.

Batali is easily the best chef there and would probably be the best pizza maker, not to mention he seems the coolest to hang out with. THe other two are edgy fuckwads.

>>14576863
Gordon is a far better chef. Mario is a slob

>>14576863
>Batali coolest to hang out with
>Rapes female staff

Ok enjoy your law suits your restaurant is gonna go bankrupt faggot!

Ramsay is the only non pedophile rapist and Bourdain is dead so Mario it is.

>>14576836

>>14576769
Gordon if he is 20 years younger than now. If I have to choose them based on their actual age I can't choose Bourdin for obvious reasons, so it will be the fat guy.

Andrew. I don't want fancy shit pizza. I am from NYC like him, so we would want just normal fuckin pizza, not some faggy shit.

>>14576769
Well, Tony is fucking worm food. Mario is a god damned sexual harassment nightmare. I hate Gordon, but he's got that star power, and I don't give a shit if I like the food, he can be the retard nazi boomer all he wants as long as I'm up to my neck in blow and whores.

>>14577001
kek

All chefs are annoying toolbags.

>>14577033
>All customers are annoying toolbags
FTFY

>>14577047
I may be a customer tonight, but you're the chef. When I wake up in the morning I'll be somewhere else, but you'll still have a shit job.

>>14577062
If you're posting on 4chan there is a 99% chance you work service or are a NEET. Not really the place to try and flex their cheif.

>>14577083
No, I'm in production. Still not great, but any job is better than being a chef. It is seriously the worst job available in economically advanced nations. You can be cleaning public toilets and you're still doing better.

>>14576835
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Batali#Sexual_misconduct_allegations
#metoo means nothing to me now

>>14577093
>I'm not in hospitality, but let me tell you all about how it compares to other jobs
Jesus fucking christ this board turns to shit when Americans go to bed.

>>14577093
Hahaha you haaaaaate what you do. It kills you. You don’t know the rush

>>14576769
co-own is hard, regardless of the type of business, but I'd pick good ole tony. I miss him so much bros

>>14576769
>opening a restaurant with a dead chef
Yeah, that will work out

>>14576918
Personally I feel that Bourdain is likely dead because of how vocally he criticised Weinstein and co.

>>14576769
Mario. on the stipulation he cant be around women or the fuckboi flip kitchen workers alone.

>>14576769

One is dead, one I have no idea at all who they are, and one is losing his marbles.

I'd still pick Ramsey though just for the star appeal in attracting customers.

>pick batali
>no women will work there
>no women will eat there
>shop will be successful
based

>>14576769
dont know who the fat one is, but the fat one. ramsey would be a bitch to work with and we would take hours to make one pizza, bourdain is cool but would be doing heroin in the back

>>14576816
Sounds like a food hygiene issue before you even serve a slice.

>>14576816
>>14576827
>>14579485

>>14576769
I wouldn't sign shit with any one of them, they're all celeb fags and worthless.

>>14576769
They remind me of these idiots on tv that so stock picks but selling books and shit. If they knew so much then they'd be billionaires and wouldn't need to be on tv yet they are on tv and suckers are buying their shit.

>>14577477
Same. I could be wrong but I could have sworn I saw an image of some of his tweets shortly before he committed suicide and they were very political and critical of Hillary Clinton. I'm not a conspiracy theorist Q anon retard but given what we know about the Epstein scandal it was obvious that the Clintons and Trump's were involved much more than they let on. I would not be surprised if Bourdain was going to say something about someone and "hung himself."

In Russia they throw you out of windows. In the USA their MO is suicide by hanging. Power hungry sick fuckers. Pedophiles run society man. I wish I was joking. All the released court documents released in the Epstein trial and the victim statements make me believe it. Pedophiles and their enablers genuinely run society.

>>14576769
the corpse. we'd call it zombie dandy pizza

>>14576816

>>14576816
A hearty kek

>>14576769
Mario. Too bad he ruined his reputation.

>>14576769
Bourdain.
Ramsay is a high-strung twat. Mario is a loser.

>>14576769
I choose rick flair from middle

>WOOOOOOOOOH

>>14576769
Gordon Ramsay but it would be a poorly managed Dominos. He'll be constantly seething that he is not allowed to change the recipes and has to make subpar pizza.

>>14576769
Bobby Flay

>>14576769
Batali, he's alive and hates the Food Network - so he might actually be around to put in some work from time to time.

>>14580093
It's *cough* it's getting smokey in here

>>14576832
>Bourdain if he were still alive
you want the guy that has failed in every food related business venture he ever took on?

he killed himself because his chocolate company went under

>>14576769
Batali hands down
But no crocs in the building
He'll be rocking ultra boosts in my kitchen

>>14577094
criminal charges are a bit more than your typical twitter #metoo posturing

Ramsay, but he's banned from making travelogues and YouTube videos.

>>14576769
*blocks you path*

>>14580405
>puts an "R" in your stockpots

>>14576769
Bourdain. Fewer scandals, fans for customers and maybe even a decent grilled cheese on the menu.

>>14580381
Pretty sure he liked himself because his wife was cheating on him and trying to take away their kid.

>>14576816
/thread

>>14576816
Extremely redpilled

None. I am better than those three.

>>14576769
Rapey, deady or grilled cheesey?

Pass on all thanks.

>>14576769
Ramsey, but he's not allowed in the kitchen. He's there to train the staff, make the menu, and of course, name recognition. I'd mostly just have him go around and berate customers, and advertise the place as an "experience".

>>14580663
*killed himself

>>14576835
I'm not a woman, pretty sure he's not going to sexually assault me.

>>14577083
>If you're posting on 4chan there is a 99% chance you work service or are a NEET.
Literal projection

>>14581113
If you aren't you're probably an even bigger loser IMO, if you have money, you should be able to activities other than shitpost on a Belizean macrame forum

>>14576816
>le edgy comment
Take all my UPVOTES ANON!!!

>>14576816
Haha funny and edgy. It’s actually not funny at all and stuff like this makes you look like a loser. He’s a real person and you are disrespecting his memory, how’d you feel if someone did that to you or someone you care about?

>>14582214
lol

>>14582214
Take a hike moralfag

>>14576769
the one that has the daughter with the dead dad, that one

>>14582214
>>14583248
>>14583320
no one would care about him to make a disparaging comment after his death.

>>14576769
The fat one
Heil know whats good