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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.14559658
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just gonna sneak in a bit of jack over here

>> No.14559662
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a little quick jacking then I'll be done

>> No.14559666

>>14559662
>>14559658
Those heady days of two-armed Ja/ck/...

>> No.14559667
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come in close
look at that

>> No.14559668

>>14559658
Just microwave it bro

>> No.14559670
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oh my gosh, you guys ~~
beautiful

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warning: contents has dangerous levels of chocolate, jack with caution.

>> No.14559683
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I have tried this one out, it 100% works great

>> No.14559691
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fortune favors the bold

>> No.14559696
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keep calm and jack on

>> No.14559698

>>14559691
Oof, you really wanna do those outside. His whole house must have stunk for weeks.

>> No.14559703

>>14559538
looks good but all that fucking oil, meh
heard you like oil so i cooked your oil with oil and blended some oil to sit it on with a touch of oil ontop
no wonder jews and pakis are fat

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>>14559698
perhaps longer than that

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pour out some juice for this bird

>> No.14559754

>>14559698
Probably the smell of Jack getting into a hot bath with some Knorr stockpots

>> No.14559803

>>14559704
>>14559708
these are some rare jacks, friend

>> No.14559827

>>14559708
How much you wanna bet all he did after was wipe off the dryer with a paper towel and give it back to tammy

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>>14559827
he probably also had her sit on his face

>> No.14559842

>>14559667
why is he like this?

>> No.14559869
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>all these hot Ja/ck/s

>> No.14559872

>>14559519
based piggers

>> No.14559893
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>> No.14560008

anyone have the webm of some faggot dabbing grease from his pizza and some fat bastard chowing down on burgers

>> No.14560018

>>14559658
do you think Jack fancies himself a pitmaster

>> No.14560036

>>14559648
Werner Herzog should narrate every webm thread on /ck/.

>> No.14560043

>>14559658
>>14559662
>>14559667
>>14559670
>>14559678
>>14559683
>>14559691
>>14559696
>>14559704
>>14559708
>>14559831
>>14559869
>>14559893
Why is he so comfy, bros?

>> No.14560050

>>14559893
Let me guess, in the audio version it's the Seinfeld theme.

>> No.14560066

>>14560043
Why is he so incapable?

>> No.14560211
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>>14559831
Wtf JACK has a woman and I cant even get a fucking date???

>> No.14560217

>>14560211
He has two sons anon

>> No.14560220

>>14560217
Goddammit I am a few months from achieving wizard status and I'm genuinely freaking out about it

>> No.14560268
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>> No.14560271

>>14559683
I dont believe you got a real jar of official Jack's Salsa

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>>14559691

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>>14559704
>scissors on the tomatoes

You know what, not a bad idea

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>>14560008

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>>14560220
Go shag a prozzie

>> No.14560291

>>14560289
I'd rather have wizard powers than have chlamydia

>> No.14560295

>>14560288
>The Virgin Nibbler VS. The Chad Devourer

>> No.14560329

>>14560291
You don’t raw dog a hooker, stupid. No wonder you’re still a virgin, you lack even basic critical thinking skills.

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>> No.14560348

>>14560329
if you've only had sex with a condom, you're still a virgin anyway

>> No.14560353

>>14560343
>by reshawn
>white hands
???

>> No.14560370

>>14560348
That’s true, but at least you’ve practiced. If I was a virgin at his age I’d want to practice on a whore before I attempted actual sex. Plus you have to admit that even though with a condom you’re not truly having sex, you’d still smack the shit out of your girl if you walked in on her getting it doggy style from some dude wearing a rubber.

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>> No.14561201

>>14559524
>Blood just pouring out when cut
Jesus fucking Christ, isn't cooking their job??

>> No.14561204
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Is this the Jack thread?

>> No.14561208

>>14560883
I double dog dare you to drink the marinade

>> No.14561209
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>>14559662
jesus christ

>> No.14561232

>>14560353
his girlfriend's husband is the one actually making the recipe

>> No.14561267

>>14560289
>be nasty prostitute
>ew get away from me
I'm pretty sure other people would say the same thing to her if they knew her job.

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>>14559658
>>14560018

Yes

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>>14559519

>> No.14561470

>>14561463
Faster

>> No.14561501

>>14559524
>>14561201
Wouldn't the beef be horribly overcooked this way? Traditional wellington is already hard enough with a whole roast.

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>>14561501
Never cook British food the traditional way, their cooks had no idea what they were doing

>> No.14561517

>>14559696
What the fuck

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>>14561517

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>>14559524
Jesus crust fuck my eyes
this compression is disgusting

>> No.14561537

>>14561525
Why would you ever waste time doing this. This is a good webm thread

>> No.14561568

>>14560348
>>14560370
Do you fucking retards really believe this horseshit? No wonder you are all wizards

>> No.14561617

>>14559683
fuck i want cream cheese, salsa and chips now

>> No.14561639

>>14561201
Uhhhhhh.... Buddy? That's myoglobin, not blood sweatie.

>> No.14561659

>>14559535
>yoghurt
Oh, I get why they're such shit cooks.
They're a*glo.

>> No.14561717

i only come to this board for a nice dose of ja/ck/
thank you anons, may you swim forever in his salsa

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>> No.14561852

>>14561837
cool shit, but i wonder how "fragile" it is. if i could take it on a hike or something and not have to be worried it'll pop in my backpack, that'd be great.
also it'd be really nice if it wasn't expensive, but i bet there's not much chance of that.

>> No.14561869

>>14561852
It's akin to those dishwasher detergent packets, but thinner. They don't travel well and ambient air humidity ruins their integrity. Plus, the costs of farming and processing the algae, and the patent costs, make it stupidly expensive compare to just filling a bottle up from a tap.

>> No.14561885

>>14561869
figures. neat idea otherwise.

>> No.14561908

>>14561533
Looked good until he cut it open. Garbage can.

>> No.14561944

>>14561533
Disgusting

>> No.14561949

>>14561659
thats shawarma you dumb cunt

>> No.14561956

>>14559519
what is it with these cancerous off topic OPs?

>> No.14561969

>>14559683
did he just point out that it was "award winning salsa"?

>> No.14562207
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>>14561969
Yeah also that it's not actually 'his' salsa

>> No.14562596

>>14561837
I wonder how much they charge. Price for the ingredients is likely below 1 cent:
1/2 tsp Agar: 0.5-1 cents
Water: 0.0001 cent
Wagecuck: 5 cents

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This thread has about 30ish posts total with all the jack shit filtered.... Anyone want to share their md5 jack filters?

>> No.14562723

>filtering jack

Why bully a disabled man who likes to cook?

>> No.14562742

>>14562723
l4rn2r3plyF@gg0t

>> No.14562969

>>14559519
>pigs catching pigs

>> No.14563065

>>14559831

she does the tongue thing like he does

im puking

>> No.14563109

>>14559691
I'm amazed he didn't just chuck the turkey into the fryer and let the steam blow all of the oil out.

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>>14561837

>> No.14563201

>>14561537
right? That just seems like a stupid fucking waste of time. All those extra steps(that probably total over 2 hours, if you did the gravy the night before) for something that would have taken at MOST 40 minutes...

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>> No.14563451

>>14561852
you'd also need a container for them unless you enjoy lint covered balls

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>> No.14563511

>>14561533
Hadn't seen a webm that made me gag this hard in a while

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>> No.14563520

>>14563201
It doesn't even look any more appealing than regular mashed potatoes with gravy

>> No.14563528
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>>14561525
so retarded

>> No.14563536

>>14563120
WINE TIDE PODS
I
N
E

T
I
D
E

P
O
D
S

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>>14563468
Honestly cute

>> No.14563582

>>14559524
>deglacing a non stick pan

>> No.14563623

>>14563536
>glenlivet plastered all over it
>bartender mixing a cocktail
>IT'S WINE
based brainlet

>> No.14563652

>>14563582
>deglacing

>> No.14563656

>>14563551
gb2/qa/
gr15 will never die, horsefucker

>> No.14563661

>>14563656
cope

>> No.14563768
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>>14563656
Seethe.

>> No.14564055

>>14559530
damn that looks good

>> No.14564526

>>14559893
jackpan two sword style

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>>14561204
King of /ck/

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>> No.14565071

>>14559683
>cooking with jack
>pouring pre-made cheesecake filling into a pre-made pie crust

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>> No.14565354

>>14559524
I like how you can't read the text at the end at all because they didn't give it a black outline.

>> No.14565367

>>14559662
How do you fuck this up?

>> No.14565382

>>14561525
I love how this one goes to shit immediately. Most of these at least start competently.

>> No.14565388

>>14561533
Who the absolute FUCK eats this?

>> No.14565400

>>14565388
Fat "people"

>> No.14565405

>>14560288

What kind of retarded faggot eats pizza with a knife and fork?

>> No.14565448

>>14564989
>>14564993
Why does egg explode?

>> No.14565452

>>14565448
Jihadi chikens

>> No.14565463

>>14561533

Thanks, now I'm not hungry anymore.

>> No.14565666

>>14565405
Only queers can't use utensils

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>>14565071
Pretty sure that was supposed to be for a "level 1" romantic dinner too. There are no other levels

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>> No.14566313

>>14559683
The salsa pour reminds me of how I shit, the day after binge drinking

>> No.14566327

>>14565448
that's what happens when you put salt on your egg

>> No.14566328

>>14563539
Based. Whiskey is trash shit for hicks

>> No.14566354

>>14562715
I think you're the one who got filtered

>> No.14566381

>>14565067
>The recipe is a secret
Whip up egg whites
Fold yolks in
Fry

>> No.14566382

Here is a rare jack:
https://youtu.be/o5f9d3m35VU

>> No.14566393

>>14566286
Is he ever gonna get his arm back, bros?

>> No.14566394

>>14566298
>lamecock football

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>>14566393
It's dead, Jim.

>> No.14566453

>>14566427
Heavy is is the head that wears the BK crown.

>> No.14566527

>>14566382
Holy smokes. Got the follow up of him eating it?

>> No.14566544

>>14566286
Are those shaved almonds.

>> No.14566560

>>14565448
Big air bubble just popped

>> No.14566566

>>14566286
I'd rather sniff aunt Myrna's string, than eat her string beans

>> No.14566607

>>14564891
How can he be so fucking bad at everything he does?! It's astonishing

>> No.14566662

>>14566393
Do you honestly think that Jack has ever properly followed the rehab exercise program that he's been given after his strokes?

>> No.14566669
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>HAHA FUNNY JACK MAN
Jesus christ this shit should be a bannable offense.

>> No.14566831

>>14566393
His arm belongs to Jesus, now.

>> No.14566833

>>14566669
>as he posts jack tier cooking

>> No.14566840

>>14563451
Who doesn't?

>> No.14566842

>>14565400
Excuse you, they're called Americans.

>> No.14566848

>>14566833
0/10 bait

>> No.14566876
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>>14566453
Based Henry IV bro

>> No.14566880

>>14566848
no

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>> No.14567012

>>14560268
I love this video

>> No.14567042

>>14561394
Is he resting his phone where the meat was???

>> No.14567061

>>14567042
Where else is he gonna put it?

>> No.14567089

>>14563516
I never thought how the 'rona really affected these cooks.

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>>14567156
AHHHHHH

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>>14565452
Best kek today,
thank you kind stranger

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>>14567156

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>> No.14567954

>>14561201
That ain't blood, that steak was a beautiful medium-rare.

>> No.14567959

>>14563120
Fuck, my eyes! The compression...it is so shit...

>> No.14567973

>>14567939
I would do a longer marinade personally.

>> No.14567991

>>14566669
Very garbage.

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>>14567959
I realized after I made it and made another
here you go friend

>> No.14568017

>>14559658
what did he do wrong here?

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>>14559519
>grabbing the pig by its ears...

>> No.14568053

>>14568004
>tastes so bad they want you to swallow it whole
alchies seethe

>> No.14568342
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>> No.14568538

>>14568017
it's charred outside and raw inside.

>> No.14568635

>>14561463
>placing phone into the meat trash

>> No.14568753

>>14566669
Late night drunk Kenji cooking is kino if you can disregard the fat ass wheezing and chewing sounds as he's trying to stay quiet

>> No.14568768

>>14561659
Actual retard.

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>>14568346
>That comically large spring

>> No.14568875

>>14565043
What would you do differently though? I'm not a cook. I just come here to watch food webms

>> No.14568888

>>14559683
try this with bbq sauce for an ultimate poverty-tier snack on the go

>> No.14569038

>>14568875
you gotta use the less sharp part of the blade, which usually faces you, to knock in a circular way around the coconut
using the sharp, cutting part of the blade just won't work

>> No.14569049

>>14568875
Hammer a nail into the holes to drain it, then stick the claw end of the hammer into one and wrench it open

>> No.14569076

>>14560288
Must have just gotten out of prison

>> No.14569535
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>> No.14569642

>>14560883
>that miserable amount of salt and pepper at the start

>> No.14569690

>>14565075
based eggman

>> No.14569699

>>14561208
im sure those herbs gave a lot of flavor to the marinade

>> No.14569709

>>14559519
I'm surprised they didn't light the pigs on fire.

>> No.14569713

>>14559524
>going through the trouble to cook all this

cooking is for fags

>> No.14570040

>>14565000
>>14565007
>>14565015
>>14565031
>>14565038
I can only imagine that when she uses those asian squat-over-a-hole toilets, she would fill it so much that she'd be sitting by the end.

>> No.14570043

>>14565081
Is this the guy who's Kojima's Good-Alignment twin?

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>> No.14570140

>>14567156
golly this sure does chip at my will to live

>> No.14570179

>>14570088
It looks like necrosis is setting in.

>> No.14570644

>>14568004
Just pop it up your butt

>> No.14570651

>>14568875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH9gqtZc35I

>> No.14570689

>>14568753
Yeah I like his videos but he needs to stop recording before he tries to eat the piping hot food that is impossible to eat.

>> No.14570755

>>14561510
Whenever I think British cuisine I think gelled eel.

>> No.14570771

>>14561533
God is dead and we have killed him.

>> No.14570779
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>>14559519

>> No.14570783
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>>14559519
tyf

>> No.14570791

>>14563275
>instant ramen
We've gone full circle.

In all honestey though besides the dumb fucking jars this one is okay.

>> No.14570814

>>14563768
I want to see jack do this.

>> No.14570819
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>>14559519

>> No.14570872

>>14570819
Where is this from?

>> No.14571048

>>14570872
Super size vs Super skinny.

Hilarious show, they force feed anorexics takeaways and bully them for feeling ful after a few bites.

>> No.14571092

>>14571048
I'm just wondering what the skinny meant with
>2k calories
>1.3k calories
> -2.5 days

>> No.14571103

>>14571092
2k calories RDA for women
She eats 1.3k/day
So over the course of a week she is lacking the equivalent of 2.5 day's worth of calories.

>> No.14571114

>>14571103
I feel like swallow my load therapy could go a way to rectifying this poor woman's illness.

>> No.14571121

>>14561204
>huge bagel bite thing
I burned the roof of my mouth just watching this

>> No.14571147

>>14569076
Haircut suggests military service

>> No.14571156

>>14565405
The kinds who thing chicago deep dish is pizza

>> No.14571165
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>>14565452
lol

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>> No.14571171
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>>14567156
why tho

>> No.14571194

>>14571169
God I wish that was me

>> No.14571235

>>14567156
Get it removed, dude. What the fuck.

>> No.14571239

>>14559530
Yeah, I'm starting to swell up.

>> No.14571241

>>14559519
>not naming the file "asian street meat"

>> No.14571278

>>14561525
Lol, is this what the end of those blacked films looks like?

>> No.14571301

>>14570819
Did he fugg them afterwards?

>> No.14571305

>>14570814
You're a bad person for putting this image in my head.

>> No.14571364

>>14563468
fuck you i just wasted 2 minutes watching that and it annoyed me the entire time

>> No.14571366

>>14559524
The texture of that steak looks terrible

>> No.14571835

>>14559524
Pastry looked undercooked or soggy as shit underneath the steak

>> No.14571921

>>14568043
I work on a farm this is very common and doesn't hurt the pig

>> No.14572056

>>14571301
He is super gay

>> No.14572216

>>14560279
"Don't be a jerky, fry that turkey." - King of Town, 2007

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>>14570783
OH SHIT ITS TIME FOR THE PIT BOYS TO COME OUT.

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>>14567156

>> No.14572408

>>14571048
good old british TV kek

>> No.14572430

>>14571169
Is that a flash frozen peach?

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>> No.14572710

>>14565015
How the fuck does she stay so thin?

>> No.14572719

>>14572710
bingeing and purging, or snake diet

>> No.14572740

>>14572710
She has a disease.
Her metabolism is super fast, probably gonna die before her 50s due to "old age."
I wish someone would take her to America and make her eat like that in front of an audience of seething fatties.

>> No.14572751

>>14572719
I'm doing omad keto and am in my 3rd 72h fasts every weekend and she's spiking her insulin way too high for normal fasting to have an effect.

>> No.14572813

>>14572740
Source

>> No.14572849

>>14572813
4chan, of course.

>> No.14573304

>>14566669
What a basic bitch tier video. This guy is supposed to be a good cook?

>> No.14573311

>>14563768
would you eat it, bros?

>> No.14573355

>>14571921
Sure, and constructive criticism doesn't hurt men.

>> No.14573416

>>14566298
i want to punch this faggot in the face

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>> No.14574674

>>14559530
Why do these things always ramp up to retarded levels?
>batch of perfectly good meatballs in a sauce
>suddenly buns, I mean, okay I guess
>No, the meatballs actually go on the buns because fuck you
>pour sauce on top so it's now a soggy mess
>cheese
>bun on top
>fucking dip
>CHEESY SWEDISH MEATBALL SLIDERS
it's all so tiresome

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>>14559535
>breast meat
baked to shit

>> No.14574773

>>14563120
Man, who smashes whiskey down like that?
You gotta sip. Fuck that.

>> No.14574779

>>14574773
You sip bourbon, you chug whiskey

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>>14563539
>never tried whiskey

My ass. EVERY Korean i've ever met partied like a mother fucker.

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>>14574797

>> No.14574812

>>14574797
What is this from

>> No.14574823

>>14574462
this looks like shit

>> No.14574830
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>>14569690
but can he do this?

>> No.14574837

>>14561869
>It's akin to those dishwasher detergent packets
those have a distinct taste though

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>>14567156
It looked at me

>> No.14575007

>>14571921
why would carno-niggers even care if it gets hurt

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>>14567156
Why would he not have that removed? Looks like a ten-minute job.
I get that he probably gets lots of attention with it but it has to be in the way for all sorts of things all the time too.

>> No.14575030
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>> No.14575074

>>14566669
This is the guy that every e-celeb wont shut up about?

>> No.14575083

>>14559524
How dare they rape a filet like this

>> No.14575099

>>14559683
Why even bother. He might as well eat them as they are

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>>14560220
Don't worry so much about sex.
Work on having a decent social life with friends with similar interests and sex will eventually follow. There may be exceptions such as if those interests are almost entirely woman-excluding, but otherwise you should just relax, stop thinking about all women as potential sex partners, and let things happen.
Have some after work beers with coworkers or join an amateur baseball team or photography club or whatever it is you like. Or some sort of cooking club maybe.
But do it to be social, not to get laid.

>> No.14575126

>>14561852
Definitely too fragile for that.
You'll just have to buff up and carry those extra 30 grams of plastic you get with a bottle.

>> No.14575151

>>14563539
I'm not entirely sure about these videos. Specifically, I don't know if I hate the Koreans or just the person who writes the subtitles.
I definitely hate someone involved with this shit.

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>>14575176

>> No.14575245

>>14574462
Epic cheesy volcano fried rice
> super wordy and doesn't rhyme
> doesn't even look like a volcano
Creampied fried rice
> has a rhyme, and a nice mouthfeel
> looks like someone spunked on the rice

>> No.14575247

>>14559893
>FORGIVE ME MASTER FOR I MUST GOT ALL OUT.

>> No.14575256

>>14560288
Does anyone have the audio of the chad? I want to hear the beastly moans and screams.

>> No.14575264

>>14575256
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3449643/He-REALLY-likes-N-enthusiastic-diner-time-looks-heaven-devours-mammoth-meal.html>>14575256

Sadly it's all background noise, you can't hear his primal grunts

>> No.14575290
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>>14572580
but why

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>>14575290
Same reason as this

>> No.14575609

>>14575305
you did not answer the question

>> No.14575614
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>>14575609
I think I did

>> No.14575628

>>14559519
will the world ever become aware of chinese brutality?

>> No.14575634
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Get Ja/ck/ed

>> No.14575643

>>14568043
>>14571921
>>14575007
>>14569709
>>14571241
>when u survive a car crash in china and then get picked up by your ears and get taken to a slaughterhouse
it's a hard life for a pig in china

>> No.14575644

>>14575614
now this i understand. missing the tomato soup, though.

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>>14575628
one day

>> No.14576008

>>14575677
guy you're replying to, been looking for this for a while, thanks

>> No.14576371

>>14567156
Why not just fucking take a scissor to it???
Its not like youre gonna bleed to death from your fucking wrist

>> No.14576663

>>14563468
where is barneyfag when you need him

>> No.14576727

>>14575614
s-stop it

>> No.14576826
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>>14563468
Kill yourself

>> No.14576904

>>14559678
ingredients:
>chocolate
>chocolate
>chocolate
recipe:
>boil
>???
>profit

>> No.14577014

>>14563768
incredibly based

>> No.14577025

>>14559662
So, i just googled jack scalfani. Top of search list is a site called downwithjackscalfany.wordpress.
Never searched for him before, only watch webms on here so cant be googles algorithm for me. I know hes an asshole but is he really this widely hated. if so, fucking lol

>> No.14577035

>>14572710
intermittent fasting

>> No.14577055

>>14566560
how

>> No.14577105

>>14559708
Lunatic! WTF

>> No.14577108

>>14570783
i like binesauce jool :DDD xD

>> No.14577174

>>14560289

possibly my all time fav webm

>> No.14577292

>>14568342
veal is so great

>> No.14577504

>>14559519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1nk60Ht81A
Was it too much pepper?

>> No.14577517

>>14577025
There is a 100% chance that page author was a Ja/ck/ thread poster. Would be interesting to know why he stopped entirely with it but still keeps it up.

>> No.14577526

>>14577517
>100%
>chance
That would be a certainty not a chance, my ESL friend.

>> No.14577531

>>14577526
What is your problem, faggot?

>> No.14577542

>>14577531
Just trying to help you with your English.

>> No.14577545

>>14577542
No you're not, faggot.

>> No.14577629

>>14565094
but does it taste like armpit

>> No.14577654

>>14572430
Couldn't be, it's gelatinous inside!

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>>14567156

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>>14567089
that webm is a few years old.

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>>14566381
>foamy on the inside

>> No.14578438

>>14568017
Either had the temperature too high or maybe had it over the fire. A properly smoked pork roast will have some jiggle from the fat rendering down and will want to fall apart just from handling it.

>> No.14578441

>>14575677
Asian finds baby birds. I saw it coming.

>> No.14578838

>>14559524
>Mozzarella is a square
Stop doing this please

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