/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you have the meatball recipe?

I've been planning to do a cook along with her recipes

>>14559952
>Reddit crossover posting
You've got to go back.

>>14559952
she literally did nothing wrong i made her pasta ans it was delicious

>>14559967
marie is ancient /ck/. you've outed yourself as a newfag, son

>>14559967
GTFO newfag

>>14559959
P L O P
L
O
P

I know nothing about cooking and I'm only here to shitpost buit she literally just added onion, garlic and oil to a pre-made tomato sauce

>>14559959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s37u_o-pJzQ&list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac&index=1

>>14559967
idiot

>>14559952
Holy shit I haven't heard anything about her in years. What happened?

Also is it just me or is she kinda hot? I betcha she was smoking hot when she was younger.

>>14559952
I can never make it through the onion. I managed it the first time. I just don't have the strength anymore.

>>14560042
heh heh
plop

>>14559952
The thing about her confidence in the sodium content always cracks me out

Missing the Carbonara video. Nobody has saved it unfortunately.

>>14559952
why you reckon she was always "aunt" and never "momma"?

i love showing people marie videos. it's genuinely difficult to understand if they're just all an elaborate joke or not

Someone told me this was intentionally made as an instructional video for showing new cookers what NOT to do.

>>14560077
Someone really made a /ck/ archive channel? Damn.

Someone followed the recipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTLYK_YOF80

>>14560077
"A fork could be used, yes"
Gets me every fucking time, she seems so fucking disgusted at the idea of using a fork.

>>14560077
>the secret ingredient is eggs

>>14562817
I don't get how people aren't embarrassed by having childish handwriting. An adult with childish handwriting is just as weird as a man dressing like a child.

>>14562866
Imagine having peaked in elementary school lmao

>>14562866
Let's see your handwriting, fancy boy.

>>14559952
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MEATBALL VIDEO?

>>14563070
ITT

>>14560049
Just-a like-a nonna used to make!

>>14561854
Would YOU marry and breed with some who cuts an onion like that?

>>14560077
>use one shake of the wrist across it one or two times.

damnit Marie, it's standardized measurements

>>14562828
That's my favourite part. Such disdain.

I don't remember if we ever figured out who the fuck Lisa was?

>>14563194
She must have some really traumatic meatball fork memories

>>14563205
probably her lover
Marie gives off lesbo vibes

Did Marie only ever make two videos?

>>14563082
there is a gawd

>>14559952
I want to lick every inch of this screechy voiced woman’s body while I dribble that oil sauce on her

>>14562828
What part is that?

>>14560077
>start video
>once again hear bubbling oil

Jeezus Christ no more

>>14560077
>if it’s a little too wet
>Guess what?!
>uuuuuuseeeee

God dam that Marie what is it?! What can we use? Tell us woman!!

>Breadcrumbs!

She’s truly on another level

>>14559952
>using the metal spoon to stir in the metal pot
>cooking the onion in all that oil
Gets me every time. Thanks for posting this, I tried to find this video awhile ago and couldn't.
I really can't tell if this is a real video or if it's some really subtle humor

>>14563544
Some day Marie will do a tell-all interview *fingers crossed*

>>14561854
She's a lesbian.

Someone please post the WebM of that atrocious pasta sauce.

>>14563828
Huh?

>>14560077
Oh god I thought she only had the tomato sauce recipe

Sadly, Marie only gave us 2 videos. But they were good ones.

>>14559952
>as well as Wessona canola cooking oil but you can use whatever... cooking roil you choose as long as it's either vegetable or canola. olive oil will give it a very different taste
jesus christ where did this woman come from

Anyone got the screencap of the anon who followed her recipe and drank an oil shot?

does she still have an active youtube channel?

>>14563923
found it

>>14559952
Y U No Show Respect, /ck??

>>14563973
she was bullied off the internet years ago.

>>14564140
Those are the eyes of a battered alcoholic wife.
t. Adult Child of Alcoholic

>>14561571
there were more than the 2?

>>14564493
No. Just the 2. Disregard the male to female transitioning faggot

>>14559952
I'm an Italian American and I can can confirm that we only use Contadina Tomato Sauce and oil for our red sauce. If you don't like the oil you can skim it off the surface but the oil is what gives it the flavors.

>>14562797
too bad most of her videos weren't archived before she deleted her channel

>>14561854
Is that a butter knife?

>>14564645
Why did she do that? Back story pls?

>>14560077
>measures by number of shakes

>>14564696
Redditors and trolls from 4chan were spamming her comments making fun of her for being a really shitty cook.

>>14563615
Shit how is that picture moving like that? Spooky.

>>14564607
Do you insist on absolute confidence in your sodium levels?

>>14564009
Hmmm...

>>14564701
pffft
i bet you dont know the difference between a normal shake and a fair shake

>>14559952
>peel the garlic
>this'll take a few minutes

Also she looks like Sigourney Weaver's junkie sister or something

Why does she have so many bananas
Thats has to be at least 4 bundles of them

>>14565151
bananas are nature's energy bar, anon

>>14565151
she uses them to flavour her oil

>>14565151
the tomatoes are important, but it's the BANANAS that give it the flavor

>>14563803
Yes but she's in the closet and married to a fat middle American ignoramus.

>>14562828
If you listen at this part, a woman responds "a fork?"
I think LISA was the one filming!
Her lesbian lover was so in tune with her that she questioned the use of the fork!

>>14560077
>half mince half powdery abomination

i feel sick just looking at it

>>14559952
Ok look I'm new here but what the actual dick
>do not use olive oil it will give it a very different flavor
>it is the OIL that gives the sauce its flavor
>2 cups of wesson fucking cooking oil

i kind of feel sorry for her. she reminds me of some of my friends' moms in school who seemed normal at first but the more you were around them the more you realised that something was a bit off. maybe it's abuse who knows but she was probably really excited about having a cooking channel but instead she got mocked bc she didn't realise she was a poor cook.

at least she has more pride than jack. she actually took them down and never bothered keeping a channel going again

>>14565990
Who's Lisa?