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a zip lock bag full of assorted mini bottle shots that I have acquired over the years.

>>14556832
>hit the bottom of the barrel till payday?
I feel better about myself now, I've been at it nightly for a long time, but always drink Stoli and I never run out.

Imagine drinking alcohol for its taste.

>Being concerned with "payday."
You have bigger problems than alcohol if you have to wait until you're paid to buy things.

Perfection.

>>14556832
Isn't this stuff 150% the price of Evan Williams, which has 3% higher ABV?

>>14557657
Yea. I'm sentimental for it though, which is why save it for last

>>14556832
Evan Williams. Because it's the superior bottom shelf bourbon mixer.

>>14556832
Plan better.
You didn't drink two six packs, a bottle of whisky, a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila and some amount of Jack in one night, nor will you ever.
Besides that, when it comes to non perishables like whisky, you should be buying ahead of time and only when on sale.

Last week I finished one of my 3 bottles of whisky, and the other two were running low. So I went online, bought 3 bottles on sale, and now I have 5 different bottles to choose from.

Perhaps one of those should be cheap in case you decide you want to get smashed and money is a concern, but even that choice should be driven by sales. Jack Daniels isn't even good for the price when it's on sale.

>>14557959
>You didn't drink two six packs, a bottle of whisky, a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila and some amount of Jack in one night
Lightweight faggot detected.

>>14556851
>Stoli
здopoвьe!

>>14556832
I got a 4 bottles of this for $25 (aussie dollars) and it's been my goto when I'm already kinda drunk and don't want to crack into any good stuff, so I'll just have half divas half soda water.

>>14557517

Often times poor finances are a symptom of alcoholism. Drunks usually find when they quit their savings/credit start to increase.

is this /alc/?

I don't have a stash, it would be gone if I did. I just buy it as needed.

>>14560677
this

>>14560360
>is this /alc/?

I dont know, but it's the only drinking thread up, and I'm drinking today lads.

>>14556832
I stock up

>>14556832
i have like 150 bottles of unopened liquor in my basement

This motherfucker right here, boys. It's bottom shelf, dirt cheap, only $20 for a handle of it, and infinitely more drinkable than Kentucky Tavern. KY Tavern tastes like rubbing alcohol that's had caramel food coloring added to make it look like bourbon.

lowest point was drinking denatured spirit.
luckily in my country it must be safe for consumption.

>>14556832
i regret getting into fancy liquor cause jack tasted like dick to me now. even bushmills i cant stand anymore. now if im really desperate, ill drink pic related.

>>14557836
Evan WIlliams is a good one for the price. Four Roses is pretty passable as well.
>>14560693
The fuck is this?

>>14556832
I buy whisky that I like whenever it is on offer, so I have about 20 bottles stashed away at the moment.

>>14560781
pink lemonade vodka

>>14560805
Hrmm... weird. I guess some people like buying their drink & mixer all in one.

>>14560810
Yea its a flavored vodka, its great simple because it tastes like minute maid pink lemonade. We finished a bottle and went to the store the next day and bought 5 more to store

Whats the best website to buy booze online bros?

>>14561215
hitler.com

I have an infinity bottle of whisky. basically i'll dump the leftovers of every bottle i finish into it and after a month or so it's a full bottle of whisky. i usually only put good stuff in it. in a pinch ill pour my self a stiff glass of it

>>14557483
i agree but taste helps you drink more of it

>>14560357
>Often times poor finances are a symptom of alcoholism
the opposite.

>>14561219
>doesn't exist
well that's fucking disappointing
I bet it did 15 years ago

6L for 6 quid and it gets me wrecked if I drink them fast enough.

>>14561430
there's hitler.org

I always have a local bottle of wine in my stash.

>>14557836
>>14560781
I was surprised at how good the Evan Williams bottled in bond was, I recommend it.

>>14556832
For me, it's my girlfriend's white wine bottles.

>>14556841
lol

Honestly not that bad desu

>>14556832
Listerine.

>>14561439
>taurus
mmm i can already taste the chemical burn in my mouth

ezra brooks will get the job done. 90 proof and tastes better than evan williams

>(((evan williams)))
>(((ezra brooks)))

>>14556832
Box wine. Brand doesn't matter.

I'm currently drinking pic related.
100% malt, I'm a red franziskanner/ paulaner kind of guy, and I like them better than this one, still, this one, Moritz 7 100% malt surprised me cause I'm not the kind of guy who likes beer at all except for very few exceptions. I recommend it, but the ones I mentioned first more ;^)

fernet of course

>>14556851
Be careful anon I was like that for years and now pissing brown with terrible liver pain

>>14556832
nothing because I'm an alcoholic

>>14557517

No idea how you guys made such poor life choices that you're a major fuckup like this.

I dropped out of highschool, worked shitty jobs for a few years, went to college for mechanical engineering for a year, quit, went pack for programming for a 3-year degree a year later.

Got a job paying 40k a month after grad. Over the first year got raises cumulating 25%, up to 50k. Quit after 1.5 years working there for a 60k job. Quit that after another year to move to another country for an 80k job.

Now I jsut landed a 115k programming job in a country that's cheaper to live in than my home country and I'm sitting on $150k of crypto.

How did you faggots fuck up so much? I feel like I've done the bare minimum in everything in my life and it's worked out so well.

1.75 L for $20. It's decent.

>>14556832
I wouldn't know, seeing how I am not an alcoholic who physically needs to drink booze. Sounds like a terrible existence.

>>14556832
I make enough money to not have to struggle to maintain a "stash" of alcohol. I drink what I want whenever I want because I don't have to guzzle gallons of alcohol a week to numb my brain enough to function and can have a few drinks a week of quality shit. I'm gay btw not sure if that matters.

>>14564473
Wow the website full of social outcasts and lazy retards are not very good at normal life. Who would have thought?

>>14562934
Your liver doesn't have pain receptors anon. It most likely is your gallbladder. OR your liver is enlarged to the point where it pushes on your rib cage.

i have a few litres of gin and whiskey for when the carbonated shit runs out
and a mickey of jager that shit always brings a smile

>>14564509
>I'm gay btw not sure if that matters.
it does, you have gay privilege.

>>14562934
>and now
since when?
this can't be older than 2 weeks

>>14556832
Used to be Old Crow or Colt 45 when I was drinking heavily.

rumple minze

I straight up only drink this. It isn't that I'm broke or anything, it's just economical.
$10.99 per handle and btfos Smirnoff out of the water for $21.99 a handle (minimum, it depends where you go).
When my buddy insists on "buying" I get fucking pissed off when he comes back with a fifth of Smirnoff or Stoli in a fifth because he "refuses to drink plastic bottle vodka".
What the fuck do you expect a handle of Smirnoff to come in? Or even minis for that matter?
I just tell him to get food or something, because he is just wasting his money.
>80 proof
>better than Smirnoff, Stoli, or Tito's
>isn't some shit that is only fit to strip the paint off of boats like Popov or Taaka
It may very well be the GOAT of alcohols, and there really isn't anything else worth having in my cabinet.
I just get a 20% case discount from a friend of mine that works at the liquor store, and I'm good for a week.

>>14566443
Pic related

>>14556832
Cooking wine.

>>14556841
It humors me to imagine that you have a nice corporate job that pays for your hotel fees, and that you just clean out mini bars (per diem), and then save them in a fucking pillowcase to just bust out when you've got company over and get to announce/yell "who wants to fucking party?"

>>14560677
That beer looks so good

>>14566475
The amount of cooking sherry that I've consumed on the job fucking haunts me.

>>14556832
This bad boy, always keep a liter just in case, prety good btw

>>14560677
There's always that moment when you're out of drink and start remembering other products in the house that contain alcohol.

>>14566537
kek I've done this with angostura bitters before

>>14566443
is it really better than tito's? that's all i drink since i've come across it

Peanut butter whiskey

Probably my last night getting turnt before the wife gives birth. What should my last ride for a while be?

>drank too much this week
>detoxing today but having weird visual problems like I'm staring at snow and getting blinded

wat do

>>14564473
go back faggot

>>14564473
not so easy for someone that doesnt want to do comp sci or programming

>>14564473
You sound insecure

>>14566484
I've imagined somebody drinking mirin and it scares me.

>>14567063
Taper down or take a benzo.

>>14556832
Stroh 80 mixed with some juice.

>>14564473
so how old are you boomer?

>>14567063
need to get some ethanol in your system to counteract the methanol

>>14557836
give Ezra Brooks a try, 90 proof, same price, smooth too.

old grand dad 114 is good bang for buck

I quit drinking

>>14569193
i just started, what am i in for?

>>14569195
Maybe nothing. Maybe a culmination of your self-loathing. Who knows? You only die once.

>>14564473

>>14566478
Reddit, I...

>>14567048
Fuck the drinks man, plow her as much as possible while she's 9 months deep

>>14556832
Whatever booze I have. I am a beer guy. I have some Maker's Mark, Skyy, and Jim Beam in case I run out but really wanna drink.

>>14569201
Nothing really. I drank half a handle per night and saw no withdrawal symptoms. Sleep got fucked of course, but you’ll get over it

>>14569223
you need to be 18 to post here. seriously, who the hell wants to fuck their wife?

>>14569553
cucks

>>14560779
Is that a two liter? Amazing

>>14556832

Vermouth. Always vermouth. The only alcoholic beverage that might convince me to unfuck my life for a while.

>>14564495
This actually isn't terrible and it's always $13.99 for the 1.75 near me.

>he dilutes and/or chills his whiskey
>he drinks whiskey from a glass that isn't skinnier on the top than on the bottom for the funneling of aromas to the nose

>>14556832
It's impossible to drink whiskey without coke.

>>14561747
based, I love Tully.

Amazon delivers booze outside of america.

>>14564473
Maybe not everybody is a STEM fag you dumb bastard

Got half a bottle of Espolòn Añejo sitting on my shelf, thinkan about getting started even though its only 2pm.

>>14561776
My brother got that for me as a gag back when I turned 21 cause it was piss cheap, its the definition of nigger liquor.

>>14567043
Not bad but too sweet imo.

>>14560779
Strongbow used to be 5% but they've reduced it now to 4.5%. May as well buy old english now. t.tramp cider enthusiast

>>14561303
I find a life of bitter regret is all the help I need to drink more of it.

>>14572948
been on a teq kick recently, it's pretty great shit desu

>>14557959
Two six packs is an average day for me. Not proud of it but its easily doable if you're an alcoholic.

>>14557836
An added bonus of Evan is that it's a fairly cheap bourbon that is also something like 43% abv instead of 40.

>>14572948
>Espolòn
Best tequila for the price outside of Costco bulk stuff.

I'm not an alcoholic so I don't know this feeling. That being said, I went through majority of my 20s on cheap vodka and it's never failed me. You can't beat nearly 2 liters worth of vodka for $25. Amsterdam has seen me through plenty of parties, rough times, and just overall shitty nights.

Bottom of the barrel broke tier would be cheap as fuck bear for me. Nasty ass shit like this...although I think all beer tastes like cat piss and avoid it like the plague, if you don't hate yourself you'd stick to hard liquor or wine.

If you're drinking pic related, then you know mistakes were made somewhere, at some point. It's not that bad though if you chug it after smoking a joint or two though.

>>14575635
>bear
I'm not an alcoholic but I'm clearly a fucking retard. Also, this is the cheap ass vodka I was referring to.

Or underground wholesale Don Julio blanco since I am a taco and have contacts.

>>14568794
The worst drunk I ever got was off of Night Train. Having a cookout on the 4th, already had a few beers and two big rum & cokes. My buddy shows up with a cooler and five bottles of Night Train. I drink one bottle myself, and finish about 1/3 of his. Blasted off my ass, pass out around midnight. Wake up at 4AM, go outside, do the pre-vomit chicken walk for a few minutes, hack up a gallon of liquor and a pound of ground beef. Blow out all the capillaries in my face. The next day my eyes were fucking yellow.

>>14556832
Talking real emergency since I always have booze, but it would be water/cola with a ton of angostura bitter

>>14577124
>water.
Or Stroh, I have nearly ran out of beer, I have got eight pint cans of Stella. But I also have a bottle of Angostura and a bottle of Stroh, for flavouring only.

>>14556832
Four Freedoms WHiskey

>>14567563

29

>>14556832
I've gone through a bottle of cooking wine when things were real bad. Absolutely do not recommend.

>>14556841
that's fucking retardedly based

>>14557543
this right here, every self disrespecting alchoholic should always have a plastic jug of popov or other similar brand of cheap vodka on standby

>>14578031
>buying anything but the cheapest weight to dollar value vodka
All vodka tastes the same

>>14570117
Whiskey without some water or melted ice tastes like rubbing alcohol.

>>14578373
>All vodka tastes the same

Remember that myth busters episode where they were testing that filtered cheap vodka tastes better than expensive vodka.

They had a 'vodka expert' on as a taster. His whole fucking job is giving awards to the overpriced vodka. How much more biased can you get.

All vodka tastes the same bros.

>>14578490
various kinds of vodka absolutely do taste different, why would you even question that. go to the store and see for yourself.

>>14578582

Boys, I guess we have the 'vodka expert' right here. So what qualifications did you need for the job 'vodka expert'; other than just shilling overpriced water and alcohol?

>>14578419
You drink too quickly.

Tfw I have never had emergency alcohol. Alcohol never lasted 12 hours in any home I reside in aside from a few pints my spouse squirreled away that I didn't know about. When they would be a 5th and fole out a pibt to me I'd almost always fond the ither half. I have now been 4 months clean by accident.

>>14556832
>Out of Woodford? Go for WT101
>Out of WT101? Go for EW Black
>Out of EWB? Go for Weller SR

Weller is plentiful and usually discounted, not sure what the hype around it is

>>14578490
how did they filter it?

>>14578813
watch the episode, I don't recall.

>>14578490
you can absolutely taste the difference between vodka.
Potato vodka tastes the best.
Fuckin tastelets

>>14578419
>I NEED WATER TO DEAL WITH THAT YUCKY ALCOHOL TATHTE! IT BURNTH!

>>14556832
>you know you hit the bottom of the barrel till payday?
how bad are people with money that the occurrence of payday is something they plan their lives around? I just can't relate to this at all and I'm not remotely rich

>>14568794
So that’s what the song was about. I never knew.

>>14561303
uh, based department?

oh god, i'm such a pitiful alcoholic. i need serious help. i get off on drinking the absolute biggest dogshit like md 20/20 and oe 800 and steel reserve. the more i suffer, the better.

malt liquor is especially compelling because you feel hood af drinking those in a brown bag. i'll go park in a parking deck somewhere it's nice and dark, and get nice and buzzed on 2-3 foties, smoke a joint, go to a waffle house, and order the hashbrowns all the way. then i go back towards my place and stop at the bar. get really aggressive towards the women there and be pushy for sex. do a couple of tequila shots with salt and lime and then go home and have an angry wank.

before covid, of course. now it's all of that but without the waffle house and bar. shit sucks. i miss being misogynistic.

>>14579482
none of this actually happened to you, did it.

My roommate's bud light

Hahaha y-yeah emergency alcohol, imagine actually having to go through your alcohol STASH to dig out the bad stuff, that's when you know its real bad...

>>14560677
What movie is this?

>>14569531
Whats your favorite beer, or top 5 if that's easier
Personally I love steel reserve and Rainier but I also don't drink that much beer.

>>14578813
Charcoal water filter is best. Coffee paper makes it taste like paper.

>>14578490
>How much more biased can you get
It was a blind taste test.
In any case different vodkas improve by a different amount after filtration. There are defiantly a few vodkas that punch well above their weight once filtered.

>>14578373
Why is his car so out of alignment?

>>14580848
Wake in fright

>>14556832
This bottle has been sitting in the alcohol cabinet for many months now. No one knows where it came from, and no one dares touch the monstrosity.

>>14556832
Scope. Don't judge.

>>14556832
Spirytus.
It's 96% ABV and costs around 15 to 20 bucks for a liter here.
I always have crates of these fucking things just in case I want to drink myself to death.

>>14566822
Tito's is overrated garbage.

>>14581337
Please say sike

>>14581373
>he never drank mouthwash
Don't lie to us anon, we're all respectable alcoholics here.

>>14581385
Alcoholics don't drink mouthwash. Poor white trash drinks mouthwash.

>>14581394
Poor white trash tend to be alcoholics.
I've shotgunned mouthwash at 4 AM trying to keep my buzz alive.

>>14557483
I used to be this way, but a sapphire gin vs like cheap seagrams gin has a marked difference on the high. One just hammers you into drunkenness with hangover and the other lifts you so gently into bliss.

>>14581405
At least mouthwash is meant to be put in the mouth, at least you didnt drink hand sanitizer.

Haha..

>>14581443
>at least you didnt drink hand sanitizer

>>14564473
Some of us don't have high IQ or autistic

what? local distilleries have been selling hand sanitizers ever since covid happened. i'm sure they're just higher proof versions of whatever liquor they're usually producing , right?

>>14581385
nope...i'm afraid of ending up in the hospital, there are others chemicals in mouthwash that will cause permanent liver damage. i've downed shots of expired vanilla/almond extract though.

>>14556832
>"emergency alcohol"
You might want to see a therapist about this alcoholism.

>>14581457
Some sanitizers are "perfectly drinkable" and will get you a proper buzz. Some cheeky fucks put in a bunch of other shit other than ethanol, almost as if they don't want you to drink it.

>>14557657
Even now that I’m making decent money I still prefer Evan to Jack and Jim because it’s a lot smoother.

>>14578800
weller antique tasted like paint imo

>>14579075
Rye vodka is king

>>14581525
it's paint based whisky

>>14556832
I don't keep a stash of alcohol. Whatever I purchase I drink completely, or at least as much as I can before I pass out. I can't help myself because I'm a faggot alcoholic.

>>14581428
I drink room temperature Russian Standard. it tastes like ass especially the first few but there is somehow no hangover anywhere in that bottle if you drink enough water

>>14581405
>Poor white trash tend to be alcoholics.
occasionally, but on average poor people drink less than middle and upper class people

>>14581687
bs

>>14579482

you drink malt liquor and go to waffle house but also say "wank" and drink md

where the hell are you from

>>14556832

im not american i dont just keep random beers lyring around

anyway if i have alcohol in the house it will last for that evening only

>>14579482
lmao this is the fakest gayest blog post ever, a real alchoholic wouldn't see the point in making this stupid fag shit. post empty steelies bitch

>>14578419
Any whiskey that isn't cask strength already had water added to dilute it to its standard proof.