/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I would think that any container of this stuff left over from 13 years ago would have gone bad by now

Did you abducted a little girl anon? We don't want to be part of this shit man.

Not sure this is classed as food or cooking mate.

ye maybe it isnt created anymore but there are some retro candys stores websites but all ive searched are literally out of stock

>>14556275
You are never going to find this. It was a consumable item that's 13 years old.

Try this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__B_z2toZR4

>>14556328
>hey I want a type of candy that was made for a brief period over a decade ago never mind the global supply chain disruption that is causing shortages of common items
I hope this is just a bad joke, otherwise you are honestly too stupid to live.

>>14556336
i will try this as last option , ty

>>14556358
sadly it isnt

Report back when she gets sick from expired "edible" shit. The bacteria cultures that have been sitting in that tube for years are just WAITING for a chance to grow when she smears it across her lips. Have fun!

>>14556275
Alright virg, I'm about to save you a lot of time, money, hassle, and potential heartbreak. Your ability to aquire antique Bratz lip gloss won't affect her decision on whether she will sleep with you, anon. She's made that up within minutes of meeting you. In order to change that you're really gonna have to move a mountain, OP.

Ask yourself what you want out of this relationship. Are you in love? Can you potentially fall in love? Are you just doing this to get some free pussy? You need to decide for yourself how far you're willing to progress this non existant relationship, OP. If tomorrow she asks you to get her a 1997 dodge neon and heavily implies she'll fuck you for helping, would you? OK, now what about if she says she ants you to help her aquire some coke? Or a fake passport? Or 10 thousand dollars? Or some other crazy shit? Do you see where I'm going with this? How much bullshit are you willing to put up with for what will likely amount to some extremely mediocre sex?

My advice really is don't fall too hard in love with the first woman that pays you any attention, OP. You're worth it in the end, don't sell yourself short. You're a good person, you aren't someone's lackey and you aren't a slave to pussy, no matter how good. Never forget it. Find someone who loves you for who you are, and not for what you can provide them.

>>14556275
You're either very underage, or a dodgy character

>>14556375
>that guy who bags a 5 twice a year and thinks he’s fucking Don Juan
Very faggy essay.

>>14556430
Actually it's almost the opposite. I'm extremely ugly, so I very rarely get laid. But because of that, it allows me to see how easy it is for others to fall into desperation mode, and if I can save even one person from that, that'll have made typing this shit out worth it.

>>14556375
dude he just asking for a shit candy, ur too specific

I want to know what will happen after her birthday. I hope she dies.

>>14556395
well whats wrong with u, also cringy pfoto

>>14556375
the op is clearly a female who just wants to get some candy for her friend. Whats wrong with you?

>>14556275
>there was a V1

>>14556880
he is a male. It's clear.

>>14556905
Doesnt type like one.

>>14556975
how tf does a male type like?

>>14556713
I'm more or less a decently balanced person, you seem like a child. You're in the wrong place newfag

Im a men btw

>>14557276
yeah sure kiddo

>>14557284
>yeah sure kiddo
Okay then mate
Citrus polos I want to see again, used to love them back in the day